I am only going to be sleeping…
Gwen, you ignorant slut! —I wake up early in the morning
Dicho de otra manera, Conso…
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It’s your conso Deer, with the Naked Cheerleader Girl on la Seine.
Take a Doliprane™️ and get back on the GRASS…
Sweet Emoticons
Ewe blog about the things that nobody cares 💅🏾
Picture her shreadin’ Hendrix… while i skateboard over the MotherFucking Seine 🛩️ :
Still to come, “A monster in Avi Velshi’s lecture club”.
Car Wash with happy ending after The Hill in Montmartre. For more information on Canada’s version of Fort Knox please visit Scott Onstott’s “Secrets in Plain Sight”.
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Y “La Niña” whispers Mary… La pinta toca “La Bamba”, while “La Santa María” is having a voodoo child.
After the break Avi Velshi sends the ol’ “ONE 🇺🇸 🫡” to the Winter Birds fleeing Florida for Manitoba. 🖕🏽🐑 Canuck, now you know how it feels when a Trade Deal and “FAYUCA***” take your little piece of paradise to extract Silver and Gold from Durango, Zacatecas and, even Perú for your Fort Knox, in WINNIPEG.
In retaliatory retributions, and upon learning that Avi had a “brand new bag” with the latest edition of the i•Phone, across The Seine, Stéphanie Daniel pulled out the Old, but handy “PRC-77*”… 📞
*~. Pronounced like in the movies.
It’s a new segment that Avi Velshi just unpacked and “Oh, mother of loads” it’s a black i•Phone 3:16!!! And Symone Sanders is disappointed in Michael because he got her the Pygmy Version instead of the Mali Basketball Team edition on the Blacked tubes. It made Alicia blush so it probably comes with the Enhanced Bass Vibrator mode that protrude from your brand New Bag… Hit it, James! Take Em# to the bridge 🎸.
Yesterday was a beautiful day
and a•Gain, and a•Gain ad nauseam
and Today i•Phone 3:16 turned cell phones into Whine.
And, Alicia Menendez… put on your skateboarding helmet because you are going to hit the PIPE Nigga’!!!
The Star Spangled Banner
Issy-Symone 🤓 Sanders, Eric Adams thinks that he can play Hendrix on ICE… but Mayor Adams plays Hendrix the way that Michael Steele reads cold-turkey 🥃 from an old 2×5 card…
Which is why Michael Steele interpreted the TWO Morrison’s trademark chant “Gloria” and transcribed that hit with Hallelujah and read the lyrics with a Canadian accent.
A lavado? Sea el Señor… Jabón del Perro Agradecido presenta: El Salvador. A different angle.
For the record, THE DIGNIFIED process to end a flag’s service life is to burn ❤️🔥 it. But first you pull that RAZOR that you keep in your wallet just in case DEPRESSION hits as Elon Musk flees to Mars.
Young Americans: now the reason that you are carrying that RAZOR blade in your wallet is to cutout every STAR on Old G.L.O.R.Y. before you use it to light-up that funeral pyre… not to kill yourself, you fucking snowflake.
Shredding the flag, now that! That is just fucking disrespectful and unbecoming for the Mayor of a City that never sleeps, you degenerate Crazy Bald.head