Dear, Media Part… you French cocksuckers, madddafuckers

And, Madame Hidalgo, Zeppelin goes here, and Ewe know My Heart Would Know that Hawaii is always blue 💙 ask The King, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss .. Goooooo, Dodgers.

Viva Las Vegas. En cartelera… Los Misterios de Iberia a un lado de Barcelona, en la rue de Temple, off–Course.

Now, in the previous segment Eye relayed to y’all motherfuckers that this was going to be a double header, and with that in mind…

Dedicated to Fey (sorry if I misspelled your name) at Emmaüs… I know that you want my Dick in You.

Fey, by the Way, is short for Viejas FEYas!

This chapter is called, pena ajena, or how I Learned to love Misha y sus mexicanos en Saint Merry…

En contexto, México is burning… It’s February of 2011 (Spring to be exact in time-delayed magic 🪄) and the Barbara Carol de Obeso’s show had just been scratched. Tunisia, was effervescent, but most importantly, Phat Basterd, a fellow by the nomenclature of “Juanito Guanabacoa”, of faggety FPP fame was not in the Seine.

Your pussy, my rod… bring Melle. Pitch.

First Sunday in Paris. It’s cold as fuck, and not a god-damned supermarket is opened, and the Arab shops don’t accept credit cards, just like the taco shop at Cinéma Mexique. To make things worst, I’ve just ran out of Tramadol®️ and the weed is a pipe dream in Montreuil, hash is plenty, but fuck, nigga! Where’s the grass? Are you not Like the COOLIO³ of this motherfuck? Long story short, it took nearly a year to secure good weed, and when I ran out, the dealer grew a revolutionary heart and he flew back to Mali. I never heard from him again. But if you are in on the JOKE, IN 2015, Dr. Poisson’s colleague from the LAB moved next to that cat’s studio in Levallois. Of course you have had to be getting stoned that night with me, in order to appreciate the funk that would grow out of that soirée.

³~. To The Moon 🌚 gangsta, to da Mun… 👻

Got Coke?

Across The Atlantic, Dario Moreno lost weight in Ukraine, the phenomenon is known as a reverse Chappelle. Send your contributions on Deadline, to Avi Velshi cycles and garden. Avi Velshi needs his baby fat, please contribute.

Got Tacos? – Blame it on the British £ibra €sterlina

And, Natty Piolé ⛏️

No insistas, Suzi! My Δ🖤 belongs to the girl en el tendedero.

In local news, my current girlfriend, Nathalie Piolé, is being a Pasionaria in Ivry, not sure if she’s in IVRE., over at the Siren Den (those fucking Capitalists 🧐) it’s business as usual with Charlotte ans some faggety bourgeoise on the microphone. The Nerve of those Sirens. EYE tell’ya.

This year’s edition of Barbara’s 🇲🇽 Fest coincides with this date, 13 janvier 2022, Métro Line 4. 2022 The Year of las Barbaridades.

For context let Mí show Ewe all how the Shawarma ain’t nuttin’ but an order of Tacos Al Pastor of the🎖️ OBE 🇬🇧 in Irak… Issy, the 👻 OBE after eating an order of authentic Arab tacos, not them faggety French tacos from Grenoble, is out of sight, some describe the Tacos Al Pastor experience as un vaso medio vacío de Cerveza de barril… 🇲🇨 nada que ver con Chicken & Rice… Issy, all I need is a pint a day!

OBE – Out of Brexit Experience

After the break: la Mano de León Is nuttin’ more than a Celosia argentea, but Évry body in France calls it a cockscomb because it looks like a male chicken crest… “amarillo no me pongo”:

Con cebolla

OBE – Out of Body Experience

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Celosia_argentea# /media /File%3ACelosia.JPG

Buongiorno, yo sono il greco Zorba³

🎷

Over at The Cinéma Luxor, it’s “Mexican Prietos”.

³~. En México, mis hijos son Sánchez… Ricardo el de los tobosos (Tlahualilo, DGO.) es el padre de los de Monte Albán, Ricardo’s tribe used to have Apaches for breakfast.

With all due respect. I don’t select the events, only the spin, and senora LeGrand, if the Paris Tourism Board (/S) does in fact get that Mexican Filmos all up and running, please be advised that I will be on the lookout for Mr. Rodriguez² and his Mariachi; in case you are not versed in the Theory of Bacon, the degree of this spin stops at Canal Once en México, with Emilio Maille².

But enough about, Mí, what’s up Doc?

And by Doc, of course I am referring to this section of Les Rencontres Cinématographiques Viva Juanito Guanabacoa en La Porte de Lilas, an integral part of a healthy breakfast.

https ://www .viva-mexico-cinema .org /edition-2013 /manifestations /le-metier-de-chef-operateur-2

Cinéma Mexico in France presents:

Dangling participles y Los Gerundios de Gerónimo (Arizpe, Sonora; 16 de junio de 1829)

²~. When asked about Robert Rodriguez during a workshop about Gabriel Figueroa by either Mr. Battista or Mister Garcia, at the mulligan run of the Year of Mexico in France film festival in 2013, two years after ~~it’s~~ its cancellation, señor Maillé (no link available, ironic, I know) señor Maillé shrugged with cringe.

When señor Maillé was reminded that like him (with my limited French that’s what I understood) Mister Rodriguez was a Mexican también, mister Maillé shrugged again, as if saying, it’s not the same; the implication here, of course, el mestizaje de ambos cineastas.

If you don’t believe me, ask this handsome frog²ª to review the Tale-of the-Tape of that taller.

²ª~. https ://www .viva-mexico-cinema .org /edition-2013 /invites /jean-christophe-berjon

Fletch, for fantasy… 🏀 It’s the Story of a ravine ⛰️ that became a Police Academy 👮🏻‍♀️ and a fucking Baseball Field ⚾, “my great-great Uncle used to live where Third Base is at!”, don’t believe me? Ask the Buena Vista Santa Monica Cooder Click, —for certification.

Objects on bookshelfs are closer than THEY appear.

An update from Elisabeth ~~LaGrande~~
Legrand… sorry if I misspelt your name.

And LIVE from Paris, el 13éme de Emma! It’s Denisa Kerschova in New York 🎉

Uso justo de París — Not sponsored by The Paris Tourism Board, nor Pare de Sufrir.

Dear, Olivier Compagnon*, are you hiring?

Digresión:

Hola, profesor. You probably don’t remember me, i’m the asshole that kept the secretaries busy when Dr. John Mill Ackerman (Ph.D.) and his Mexican Cabinet-level wife, Dr. Irma Eréndira Sandoval graced your students on how to be the perfect Mexican, or something like that. I stopped going to Dr. Ackerman’s classes after the first three sessions because i didn’t think that the secretaries deserved being treated like “viles halcones” at a Mexican ghetto every time that i walked in (punto y coma) i mean, to have them stop what they were doing and run into the classroom to whistle-in un, “Ay’ viene” was just not worth the hassle (for them, not me). Anyhow, profe, regurgito:

Carlos Romero Deschamps, dirigeant du syndicat des travailleurs du pétrole de la République mexicaine, a annoncé hier sa retraite, ce qui signifie qu’il n’est plus un ouvrier… Vía: el monoaureo (punto y chinguen a su madre🏀 👋🏼) Uso Justo de Todos los Medios y de todas sus mañas.

🏀 En Mexico, todo/a persona que vive y transa allí, por decreto presidencial es hijo de la finca del Señor don Andrés López de Santa Anna en Chapultepec o, en tiempos corrientes (for current cartoons) del Señor Pastor, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador

Are you hiring? Because if you are i have the perfect candidate to lecture all of the future political class of Mexican politics.

* Professor Oliver Compagnon is no longer (according to fip.fr) the director of The Higher Learning Institute of Latin-American Studies in Paris. In 2015 he helped the laborer depicted in the cartoon secure at least 26 Ferrari’s and a fortune to last for at least three iterations of French Republics… allow me to explain.

Jump 🏐 to page 153

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https ://www .franceculture .fr /personne-olivier-compagnon .html

🎺da-da-da—Da-da-da•Da-da-da•DAH—Da-Da-Da- TA-Da-Dahhh-CHARGE!!

🎺 🥎 TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 da-DAH-DA CHARGE!!

Please kneel for the singing of The National Anthem

TELEVISA PRESENTA: “It was necessary to ‘invent the nations beyond an anthem, a flag, and a currency’ ». So we re-invented The Year of México in France at the House that The Second Empire built in Puebla (on rue Bolivar, 75018). 📰 Fair Use of N° 31 of Usbek & Rica, “PANIQUE DANS LA PUB”; dépôt légal: Janvier 2021. Note to editors: the name of the empires have been changed to protect the Umpires.

🎺TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 da-da—DAH CHARGE!!

I’m SIRIUS, please kneel for the singing of the National Anthem… puto el/la que no cante en su Chante… because of the Coronas et. al.

Veuillez vous agenouiller pour le chant de l’hymne national 🌬 11C19473-F20E-43CF-A87B-05E7720FD8E5 🥎 “More cowbell! ».

Welcome, to the first 150 Year Anniversary Softball Tournament commemorating the first Metropolitan War in recent historicity. Home team advantage is awarded by default to some, Knot all, of the French luminaries that form part of the illustrated pictures at every elementary school in France. The Away team is composed of the current political figures ~~that~~ WHO, for better or WO’ist–are part of history in the making (punto y coma) with all due respect here is the line-up:

Centerfield: Serge “Lucien” Gainsbourg
Right field:
Left field:
Third Base: General Charles “Chuck” de Gaulle
Short stop: Vincingetorix
Second Base: José* Napolèon III
First Base:
Pitcher: Louise Michel
Catcher: Napoléon Bonaparte

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Napoleon_III

And… in TROU French fashion, WHO’s on First is waiting to find out What party is going to fill the Left and Right Field, while that gets settled please welcome the honorary “first throw Pitch” celebrity hero into the Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, ladies in Gemini, straight out of Alesia, Heeeeeeere’s Julius Cæsar!

The First 150th Anniversary of The Paris Commune Softball ~~Tornament~~ Tournament is brought to you by NIKE for those who speak Greek and, by Victoria if you are in La Colonia ROMA.

WHO is Afraid of THE PUB?

🎺TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 Da-da—DAH CHARGE!!

The Testing Roulette — on Deadline, with Dr. Lippy Roy

Full Disclaimer:
Eye is no doctor, but he did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn. With that in mind, this is, Adventures in Paraphrasing.

Testing is a diagnostic tool (🌡) not a preventive recourse (💉💊🧼) to treat COVID-19, with D.A.T. in mind…

A Closer Look .:. 28D07618-1F5E-4FC5-AE00-63CEB388F4A3 ⚒🛠🔨🛠⚒🔧⚒🛠⛏⚒🛠🔎

if, you are the leader of an organization that employs and/or contract at least one person in addition to your immediate family members and…

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal en la casa de Cuarón en Montmartre 🎥 27D4D8E0-14E5-4DAD-9780-6D2261E022BA 📽 Never mind the financial times, John Mill Ackerman, because you know that on the VERY DAY that you started your 2014 Fall/Spring 2015 semester at the Higher Learning Institute of Latin American Studies at Saint Germain-des-Prés and SciencesPo, Mister Jean-Luc Berjon was complementing your classrooms with doña Barbara Carol de Obeso’s volunteers for her Mexican Foreign Service film outreach in France.

Caveat emptor: the source is a paywall… https ://www .ft .com /content /ae1f61d8-d421-4b70-97a1-891a5e9d34b1

if, you are depending on the most recent Coronavirus test as a strategy for next week’s work week, then…

you might be playing Russian Roulette with your payroll.

“I put a bullet in the Chamber, six-to-one I’m gonna Make It, one-in-six I’m gonna die.”

13 de Septiembre — Objective Tere

Do you feel it?

Rigo Tovar:
– Indeed, I feel it, but Eye feels it in a different way.

Las Fuerzas Vivas
¡Viva la Revolucinco de Mayo en Septiembre!

Issy, Mr. Berjon, as the Sirens properly recorded previous to the 19 hundred hour Hoy No Hubo Jazz session, Eye might bee, “A bug on a rug in a building,” but that building was the Cinéma Étoile en el 20eme, and the occasion fue la antesala de lo que sería el llamado “Año de México, en la Porte de Lilas”, yeah, Buddy, –it’s a Trilogy.

Check it out, Mr. Berjon, and never mind Duncan Bridgeman on the congas, here’s what öüï are going to arrange, it’s–A–goona bee a rumba, and keep the “hache” out of it until after the show.

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /certains-l-aiment-fip /africa-mia-la-fabuleuse-histoire-de-las-maravillas-de-mali

People W.H.O. know, know .:. 6481FCA1-7A37-43B9-B946-C7C6FE8994E4 🇲🇱 l’incroyable épopée du premier groupe “afro-cubain”, dicho d’otra manera, cuando Guantanamo era otra cosa en un mapa mundi.

Right now, Mr. Berjon, and for the next hour you will be the right-hand on the piano’s keyboard. Got it, Frenchy? Eye is going to make you part of the motherfucking soundtrack, meet Mí below at the 19 “hache” timestamp for details on who your left-hand in the bass quarters of the piano will bee. And no, Eye knows that Sabina Bee thinks that it is probably going to be her co-host. Pero, no. Aquí no es así.

[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 13/09/2020 in CET]:

Page 13 — 6EDDA4D7-0CCF-4D75-8B08-A8F9F98BA123 — Featuring Nat King Cole sur les jupes de Susana 🎞📽 Comme chaque dimanche.

… gonna take a nap now, y si nos dejan, pues entonces habrá rendez-vous ce soir como a eso de las 3 de la tarde en Hilo Hawaii.

And in Washington: it’s Day Two of Hoy No Hubo Jazz

Hell froze over, and the Talking Head working at the Laundry Room sent us to FOX NEWS after a request from our favorite Orange County [California] purplest pundit, Nicolle Wallace. Öüï can now confirm what an Italian by the name of Dante pictured in his little book about Circles in the Underground: “Fair and Balanced” tastes like a cold Subway’s®️ sandwich… it’s boring.

In a nutshell .:. A6B3A8FB-18CB-4A8E-9B9D-8E14E9E5E6B9 .:. Cousin Joe’s new book; pages from Foreword to Appendix.

And in Washington, former Flori-Bama Congressman and current Blind Alabama Dumb Country Baseball pitcher coach, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third (off-course) just wrote a book, it binds together 1000 pages and they all echo what this handsome fellow once said on Free Speech Tele Vision: It’s An Eminence Front over at the 45th version of the White House, “it’s a put-on”, or something like that.

And isn’t, IT!, ironic… over at Deadline, Arizona, the F.B.I. Wey is not talking, at least not inside of one of Nicolle’s frames, true to form on this section of the peacocks, Frank Figluzzi just went ahead and phoned, IT!, in over a “tapped” telephone line.

Page 37 of M, “le supplément au Monde n° 23514/2000 for Saturday, August 15th of 2020 “Screens on the edge” features something about how French cinema is adding pigment to its fabric and updating its codes. 🎬 4E8C417C-FE52-451F-8FA4-F44526107C7B 🎥 A quick search for the word “inclusion” embedded on any given dictionary returns this little pebble from a quarry: a body or particle of distinct composition embedded in a rock or other material.

51/50

For the record, öüï would like to relay that it is 2 in the morning in Central Europe Time and, that the devil did not make him do it. On the contrary, and as a matter-of-fact, the files from the Bobigny préfecture won’t let Mí lie, the task is what the Latins used to call, Propter Honorem, as in for the pleasure that the task brings, or something like that.

https ://www .yucatan .com .mx /mexico /cinco-periodistas-de-la-mananera-reciben-doctorado-honoris-causa

La reproduction d’un entre-soi, or as the “Brave New World” citizens of Le Goût [page 57 of M n°465, 15/08/2020] call it: the exclusiveness of a gated community.

Now, before we [the staff] thank Clémentine Goldszal for not reading us, we would like to remind le Directeur de la Création_ at el mundo de Le Monde, that because we happen to agree with the producer at 50/50 Collective, Laurence Lascary, we could not pass on the opportunity to relay to all battle stations that the issue of discrimination in France is not, we repeat:

the issue of discrimination in France is not on account of racism, but rather a reproduction of exclusiveness…

with that in mind, if any of our non-readers should knot-knead to cross-reference the above transliteration with our coverage of “el cinito mexicano en París”, enter the CODE: Rencontres Cinématographiques Viva Mexico.

Happening now at the convention, Sen. John Kerry is delivering one liners from Nantucket… Ketch-up! Get It?

Ándale, ándale – Chínguele, chínguele

“Con su permiso, dijo Monchito,” señor Yorch Ramos en Univision… but the following cutline must be read in Paola’s voice .:. 84312FDD-C95C-4CCD-B1CE-6C903F13DAB4 🌬 So! In Mean Greenwich Time it’s still 11 O’clock, and behind Vero la congresista is a subliminal message from The Justice League (at DC monitos), as you can appreciate from the pose on the littlest Superman (or Supergirl) on her Mommy’s LEFT ARM, it is not the muscle flex pose, but rather a “fist to the shoulder” it’s an ancient Maya body signal which means, and Eye quotes, « ‘inga tu madre Donald John Trump”.

Yada, yada, yada, —Say D.A.R.E. El Paso, is D.A.T. there a REZIZTE* jornalero original flexing muscle behind you (on the wall), but anyhow, let’s pretend that the Parisian nooner has not cleared the Central Europe Front and remind ourselves that in Hilo Hawaii it’s still “Saved by the Bell” time.

Chère Marianne — From the top*

Merci beaucoup, tout ce que nous avons besoin et demandons est de recevoir la même courtoisie que la France a exigé pour Florence Cassez alors qu’elle était au Mexique.

Après tout (ou rien du tout) c’est le même concept dans la jurisprudence, non? Un conflit d’intérêts ou une incarcération par étapes à des fins politiques est la même chose ici et en [LA] Chine, vrai?

Another One Bites The D.U.S.T. with Juliannie Tatelbaum

🃏 Hey, I’m gonna get you Too!

Smile 🙂 Key word here is A DIET en Inglés y, DIETA en Espagnol… and this Cousin Joseph is our Pilates episode of: Adventures in Anagrams, which the staff titled “Contrology”. Episode One focuses on Fiscal Transformation… ISSY, I’D EAT D.A.T., indeed, S.I.R.E.N.E., in–deed.

In Local news, según El Mundo de Le Monde, mientras los EEUU se desgarran las prendas para retirar la SUBVENCIÓN de equipo y herramientas de GUERRA a departamentos de policía en los Estados Unidos de América, La France is looking into the SUPER RICH (portfolios) to strengthen the social fabric of Marianne.

publicidad no solicitada for
The Rachel Maddow Show:

As read on “the front page of the Internet,” a.k.a., reddit (point) com/r

In Case you missed, IT! .::. 7485C04D-91D2-4C56-A061-97A34EA9604A 🗓 yy-ddd* = 20163 ⏳, and you can thank Donald John Trump for the shift in calendars, for the record, IT!, happened when POTUS 45 order the 82nd Airborne from The School of The Americas (Ft. Benning, GA) to cross the Potomac… or something like D.A.T. —_•!•_— As for the “Arts & Entertainment” chain of events that lead The Nation to have a moment of reckoning with ~~it’s~~ its violent past, the vast archives of Reality TV in the vaults of FOX and A&E, will now become prospective evidence on how to KNOT play “policias y ladrones” on national SYNDICATED entertainment Chains… back to you Alice.

Le journalisme est une science humaine, c’est pourquoi nous apprenons à reconnaître nos erreurs

… dédié au personnel de l’ambassade du Mexique en France, et aux bonnes personnes du groupe des 6ème et 7èmes dêpot à la préfecture de Cité (bureau).