Hoy no hubo GAZOLE, in essence, the CGT is pulling a Jimmy Hoffa with Total™️… O algo asi.
Take the 101 from the East, South to I-5 and Exit at Escondido Road, and have an Arrogant Bastard Ale, not too many before heading over to the Animal Shelter Memorial Ballpark to beat the fake Franciscans at San Diego.
Told y’all “Last Friday,” that « la gota » was being rationed like pussy at a Purity Ball.
En fin… Faros™️ a la distancia, an El Camino story.
Uso justo de El Camino.
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Over at france musique, Denisa KersSHova is all wet, ISSY, she’s dancing in the rain, in Naples (Florida—no less)…
And, Denisa Kerschova, how-ah’Bout that bandwagon of Viejas Feas from CNEWS matin, Eye tells Ewe, de Niza, thèse people mustha’ve graduated from the Paris Tourism Board at the Matamoros chapter of La France Alliance in Antony, Nueva Espagna… feudo de CEMEX y de Qatar.
Tengo orgullo de Ser del Norte
del mero San Luisito
porque d’Ay es — San José³
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Luchaaaaaaaar᪪ªªªn, dedos caidas a très Éric and the phallocrats versus Lizzy and the Vag’s.
This bout is sanctioned by Les Arènes del Coliseum {and} is SanCtioNed as Always®️, by the Nevada State Commission {not} Vania®️… Vania is barred from getting anywhere near “SNOW” on account of her Crack conviction.
Cigarros a Hong Kong, on account that in Australia 🦘 unos FAROS, a la distancia Will set you back an ARM, a LEG, and your Kidney Stones.
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³~. de Las Panochas, Mpio. de La Zona del Silencio en Ceballos.
For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, son Diez después de las Nueve de la noche, y en París, en París it’s the Top of the FO’ist and Louise Michel connected with Anne’s fastball, which she caught at the waist striking a pose and that’s the Second Empire’s Out, just in Time for Cinco de Sasha Montenegro, en Roma… and we’ll see you from NAPLES as George Méliès steps up to the plate With Placido Domingo—Siempre en Domingo, of Course.
In Louisiana, the Burrowing Carville un-stuck his head out of his ass and like a Bourbonic (20) Washington elite Woke the silly French at Sciences Po.
For the record, Carville (Car Vile) is not the first to sound the alarm, an ancient Sciencespo professor and Time Magazine traveler who went by the name Donald Morrison seem to have touched a nerve with a similar observation.
PCH = Pacific Coast Highway
PCP = Phenylcyclohexylpiperidine (aka)
Angel Dust.
And Jason Johnson… Eye needs a hand and Öüï is going crazy trying to figure out what to do with all this dang-dong Essential Quality (14) Elephant Anesthesia and a trailer-load of Marlboro©️ Greens.
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In Locos known news, Tweedy Bird is in awe.
You did, Tweedy Bird! You did see a “Lindo-Gatito”, but what you don’t KNOW (mi querido Piolín) is that Diego LUNA spiked that menthol cigarette with PCP, and that is why you are seeing “Chuchos” in the trip.
And at Ringside, The most Mexican of all the reverends in Washington, the one and only, The Reverend Al Sharpton is celebrating his 46th Birthday party, for a 98 year-old man The Reverend Al Sharpton is looking younger than Eva’.
In Paname, it’s Sunday Morning
Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros, Lucky Luc 📐 52229DCD-44C8-4777-BCD0-AFE716802E80 ⚖️ The good thing about this most non–consequential blog-presse is D.A.T. no one is keeping score.
In Independent News, the Mexican Supreme Court spoke (6 to 5 decision) and NANTERRE (🇫🇷) responded InKind:
From the top: FAROS A LA DISTANCIA 🗺 F38AA6B4-4073-4F14-B43B-3851FCCAE995 🇫🇷 … [N]ever mind the “Monaco” quid pro quo allegations because for many many years that particular kingdom has been a sort of “back yard” to many many citizens of the European Union, kind of what Mexico is, for the American medical insurance industry, c‘est a dire, BRONTIS a la préfecture de police, “what happens in Monaco, stays in Monte Carlo.”
… Jump to the Monday morning edition of this most non–consequential blog-presse to read a little bit more about this Cabo and other Knots.
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They call it Bloody Tuesday 🗳 485F1562-262C-4152-ADC3-99C44910B474 🗺 … [B]ecause it’s named after MARS, but Friday is Just as Bad.
So…
SMILE .::. 550A82B5-E5B8-4346-9836-C0B2BB7A0220 👔
In Local News, the very French are looking into nicotine as a probable cure for the Corona Covid -19… Rush Limbaugh asks if one has to be 18 years of age to use this new possible cure, or if the Reverend Jimmy Lee Fansworth plantation can hook’em while they are in Junior High?
A chupar Faros®️ .::. 86A64730-62CF-40B5-BD0E-0B6E35685F4B 🇲🇽🦠🇫🇷 “Qu’est-ce que tu as à perdre ?”, suggests the American president, hinting to his French counterpart that the South is ready to rise to the occasion.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, “Condorito”, a Peruvian construction worker says that there might be something there other than just a smoke, given that he has never been a fan of nicotine and he was the first among his people in France to catch the Covid -19 malady, while the rest of his co–workers most of these chain smokers and some, not all, even alcoholics seem immune to the so-called Coronas.
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En México no pasa nada .::. F0D62F97-29B4-451D-8F57-B23A47B9A60C 🧮 Today’s front page photo of La Jornada. According to PELÁEZ, BOLAÑOS, GONZÁLEZ y QUINTERO the man with subdued hands and his mouth covered by a dirty rag is a person in a homeless situation WHO, despite his social stratus takes the precaution of using “hand sanitizer” before he becomes yet another statistic of the NARCO Violence that NEVER ceases to cede in its astronomical numbers of victims; breaking yet, another record from last year war on crime collateral deaths. 🦠 Aussi, Australians have snatched yet another DISCOVERY from The French, according to the expelled nation of Rosbif ex-cons, AUSTRALIA just discovered THE MAGIC ELIXIR OF THE AGAVE plant: TEQUILA for cars! VIVA MÉXICO, cabrones.
Lo bueno de la temporada es de que México finally Catches up with The Times. Spring forward started today at 02h Mexico Time. The mentality of president Andrés Manuel López Obrador however is in PAR with the Donald Trump administration’s to deregulate environmental protections and who instead of taking advantage of the CLEAR BLUE SKIES which resulted from the past month–long work–from–home and subsequent empty roads across mayor cities in the world wants to put carbon emissions back to the pre–Barack Obama days, just to show Melania that he [Donald John Trump] can.
“They say the Fucking smog is the Fucking reason you have such beautiful Fucking sunsets.” .::. 457371E1-3658-40B2-B9A9-3BB598A9E03C 🕶
Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty.
… [B]ecause Trump can’t drive: FIFTY FIVE!
In theaters November 2020.
Previously, on:
Bitch! He buried Titus.
Sarah was fucking Matt Damon.
Coming up on C-SPAN:9C608F8C-DA44-46FA-8E06-7AEFEBE312C8 —•— It’s the R O M A Awards.
Anygüey, Marianne, Eye just want to make L.O.V.E. To Y.O.U.
⇒ Implies; ∴ therefore; ∼ más o menos, pues. THAT:
Any similarity to our Special Series on Sand Clocks and Cheap Mexican FAROS A LA DISTANCIA para sus Gauloises en R.O.M.A., , es mera chingadera del supuesto destino:87078220-D036-4389-A5D3-50C368592A18… Algo así cómo pasó con doña Georgina Moreno, tesorera de La Asociación Gilberto Bosques París, durante La COP 21.
Viva Mejico y la mejor de la suerte para Mateo, y su Tio en ROMA.
Did Ewe Stage that too, Emilio?
Ladies in Penetentiary Penitentiary:
Carlitos “T” Carlson de Mola Martínez de La Garza…
Y Arriba Las Chivas!
Don’t know if Carlitos should get a Gendarme Razzito, o un simple Oscarín.
… y ya sabén cómo es de metiche el pinche César, comenta, La Rana Rene.
“Donnez à ce cabrón LA une médaille”.
Y el méndigo burro rebuzna, “¿Medallas?”
… y por eso MARIANNE, Marianita, de las Santas Préfecturas, mi pinche relato era, es, —y seguira siendo Relevante— aún así, fragmentado.
Anygüey, Marianne. Susana y los sepultureros are on the RedCarpet with the Mexican Army Band, who make their Brand Spankin’ debut in France [under New MGMT] let’s see what in World has changed at Longchamps (75016).
“A mi, mis faros”… a la distancia
…Stick around, “Molly Burch”.
TimeStamp: 5 para las ocho de la noche
al regresar:
Narcos: Eye’ll put a frame on Ewe.
Episodes: from 410 to 401
Location: Búfalo, Durango…
casi esquina con con San José de Las Panochas
casi esquina con con San José de Costa Rica.
¡SARA! … Se fia!? … ¡SO•FÍA!!!
Gritaba Caro Quintero.
— Chorus
Sara-h, Sara-h, Sara-h rah-rah, rah–rah
… etc., etc., etcetera…
It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that SWING!
Me love Ewe long Time… pero te va a salir, CARO, Quintero.
—Ok, fuck it, let’s grab a Limousine and head over to the Sad Sun Motel… PURA VIDA, GALLO PINTO, mota BIO, y uno qui’otro Perico albino.
ISSY… SO•FÍA Va—n’—Essa van, con esa Tuna de La Perla que resultó ser princesa… La Serendipia seguro andaba bien cruzada pa’queso se diera.
Coming attractions:
False friends at the matinée.
gaz•ou•ill•is?
Don’t wait for the inter•mission
your concession stand just loaded up on
—Ewe guessed it!!!
MELLO Yellow, watermelon man!
Get yo’self a big ol’cup of that
Mello Yellow to go with that buttered popcorn.
… and enjoy the rest of the show
Showing at the main Salle:
The « H » in Arthur, es, como todo mundo en Tokio lo sabe muy bien; igual que el Orden de La Yakuza, —muda.
En Colombia,
« los sapos » afirmán
que ya nos llegó
la Hora hONCE, pues.
En la Sala nº 3
(Next to Emmanuelle)
The longest running feature on this
most inconsequential blog:
El Ritual de Lo Habitual
starring: Juanas Adicción
al ritmo de Cumbia, —of course.
Coming up at seven o’Clock :
En Roma, hoy fue el día de los jodidos… o algo así.
TimeStamp: 3 para las 7 p.m. in Central Europe Time… “Let it bleed”, like a rolling stone, or some Institution like that.
… Chuy? Is that You doing the synchronicity shuffle, or is La Comadre Lety just happy to not read us? }—-—~~~\*> TimeStamp: It’s Gospel and Blues instead of hymns, with Michelle David (Vol. 3… or something like that) at the 18.33 Central Siren Sermon… LOOK IT UP. It’s in the Previous Tracks scriptures.
Right now, we [the staff] switch it over to “The Green Coats” at Saint–Eustache, where the Tex–Mex is about to be complemented with The Best Night Soupe in France, and our “shoe leather” repas reporter, Michellin Salewa, our newest addition [to staff] spills the beans, and then passes wind so EWE don’t have to.
Pnue Suela Reporting, with your host: Michellin Salewa.
TimeStamp: Blue Angels, at 14 hundred hours in Central Halen Time… right Now.
“The death of Manuel Noriega closes a chapter in our history; his daughters and his relatives deserve to bury him in peace.”
30 de mayo 2017,
Juan Carlos Varela
former panameñista president
and current Presidente de Panama
Hold it Now.
It’s 16h20 in CET
à La Santé 75014
Yes, David…
“Model citizen zero discipline.”
And the Blue Angels definitely don’t “Get Higher and Higher” with The Bossa Nova, — David.
Falta media for the 19 hundred hours of Central Siren Jazz.
Today’s events are sponsored by The Color Yellow…
AMARILLO no me PONGO, — AMARILLO es mi COLOR.
Les Deux Amis
en direct from the LAND of DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD,
Casi esquina con El Pais donde no Pasa Más que una Chingada.