Don’t mistake Maranatha for Marathon

I’m telling you, “Kingdom Come” is not what it’s built up to be, pero sí, J.D. Vance, your stance now is what Orthodox-es called a :

Zubenelgenubi : the southern claw 🥊

This is why Öüï hate Catéchisme, it’s too fucking long.

S C H I S M,
You fucking hillbilly, period!

Deer, Joe Rogan. You sir are a homosexual, not even close to being a fag, Issy–Joe-drink donkey semen at the Trump UFC show. Youse looking good, puto. Sin Celery, the Latin Church ; and Joe Rogan —your mother is the harlot that the redneck Bible writes about.

… en fin, Jacqueline Alemany, Öüï’s gonna have some fun to-nite, on account that Susana Poveda is bringing out the Suicide Blondes, bay-bee—in-excess.

Australia is the enemy

Just sayi’n… if the Jews wish to stop being compared to nazis, perhaps they should do like the Krauts and change their fucking Nazi 🇮🇱 flag.

 

Break Mí in Three, Jackie… it’s okay 👍🏼 youse gonna like the way you look… and Jonathan Capehart, that burger better b.b.b.b.b good.

And if that burger ain’t good, Eye is going to give Avi Velshi a buzz cut, because I could not touch Eugene’s afro 🥨

In theaters this summer:

Don’t say a word, just rock, rock-a-güey de Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.

 

Eugene Daniels the dude³ 😎 with the untouchable afro

En fin Avi Velshi, en Perros Bravos, N.L., el pelo se hace a pedradas, not with blades 💈

En Durango, los alacranes tienen alas, but that’s only because Delicados 🚬 are fake Faros.

³~. Eye bet you thought that Eye was going to put fag instead, didn’t you Eugene, didn’t you?

As promised, “Something completely different”

Note to Eugene Daniels… Öüï’s not gonna mess with no red dress 👗 today, but nigga!!! Didn’t Eye tell you that Öüï is going to bring “the sauce”, what’s wrong with you? Eye hopes that you brought an apron cus’ youse got onion-cutting duty in Oman.

People Are Giving Camels Botox to Cheat at Beauty Pageants…

No sea Delicados 🚬 if Ewe can’t afford CAMELS chupe Faros.

https ://www .popularmechanics .com /culture /camel-botox-pageant

In local news, The Onion, yes Le Gorafi, those layered motherfuckers wish that fiction was stranger than the truth.

No Sole will save your SOUL, Marco Rubio.

 

Hoy no hubo Elvis :

Walk a mile in oversized shoes… in the ghetto [🌬️ in the ghetto 🎶]

On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto³
(In the ghetto)

³~. Sources close to Bertha (ain’t that a royal bearded bitch?) relayed that her mama barked.

 

 

Atando ⛽ 💧 cabos 💧 con 💧 BFM’er TV

Hoy no hubo GAZOLE, in essence, the CGT is pulling a Jimmy Hoffa with Total™️… O algo asi.

Take the 101 from the East, South to I-5 and Exit at Escondido Road, and have an Arrogant Bastard Ale, not too many before heading over to the Animal Shelter Memorial Ballpark to beat the fake Franciscans at San Diego.

Told y’all “Last Friday,” that « la gota » was being rationed like pussy at a Purity Ball.

En fin… Faros™️ a la distancia, an El Camino story.

Uso justo de El Camino.

Smile 😁, youse on fagRADIOgraphies…

Over at france musique, Denisa KersSHova is all wet, ISSY, she’s dancing in the rain, in Naples (Florida—no less)…

It’s Raining Narcos

And, Denisa Kerschova, how-ah’Bout that bandwagon of Viejas Feas from CNEWS matin, Eye tells Ewe, de Niza, thèse people mustha’ve graduated from the Paris Tourism Board at the Matamoros chapter of La France Alliance in Antony, Nueva Espagna… feudo de CEMEX y de Qatar.

Tengo orgullo de Ser del Norte
del mero San Luisito
porque d’Ay es — San José³

https ://distancem .com /from-hong-kong-hk-to-monterrey- mx

Luchaaaaaaaar᪪ªªªn, dedos caidas a très Éric and the phallocrats versus Lizzy and the Vag’s.
This bout is sanctioned by Les Arènes del Coliseum {and} is SanCtioNed as Always®️, by the Nevada State Commission {not} Vania®️… Vania is barred from getting anywhere near “SNOW” on account of her Crack conviction.

Cigarros a Hong Kong, on account that in Australia 🦘 unos FAROS, a la distancia Will set you back an ARM, a LEG, and your Kidney Stones.

https ://www .lexology .com /library /detail.aspx?g =645089c4-d6d9-4b5e-810d-34ac2fe985c7

³~. de Las Panochas, Mpio. de La Zona del Silencio en Ceballos.

Festivus update — May They! May They!

For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, son Diez después de las Nueve de la noche, y en París, en París it’s the Top of the FO’ist and Louise Michel connected with Anne’s fastball, which she caught at the waist striking a pose and that’s the Second Empire’s Out, just in Time for Cinco de Sasha Montenegro, en Roma… and we’ll see you from NAPLES as George Méliès steps up to the plate With Placido Domingo—Siempre en Domingo, of Course.

In Louisiana, the Burrowing Carville un-stuck his head out of his ass and like a Bourbonic (20) Washington elite Woke the silly French at Sciences Po.

For the record, Carville (Car Vile) is not the first to sound the alarm, an ancient Sciencespo professor and Time Magazine traveler who went by the name Donald Morrison seem to have touched a nerve with a similar observation.

In LoKool Newport Salem‘s news, i can personally relate with Faros®️ a la distancia on my rap sheet, that Virginia is just way too Slim to handle the PCH on PCP… y los Delin-cuentes son muy pinches Delicados™️ for that Trip D.A.R.E…. Thank You For Smoking… yeah Buddy*.

PCH = Pacific Coast Highway
PCP = Phenylcyclohexylpiperidine (aka)
Angel Dust.

And Jason Johnson… Eye needs a hand and Öüï is going crazy trying to figure out what to do with all this dang-dong Essential Quality (14) Elephant Anesthesia and a trailer-load of Marlboro©️ Greens.

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In Locos known news, Tweedy Bird is in awe.

You did, Tweedy Bird! You did see a “Lindo-Gatito”, but what you don’t KNOW (mi querido Piolín) is that Diego LUNA spiked that menthol cigarette with PCP, and that is why you are seeing “Chuchos” in the trip.

And in Hilo, Hawaii — It’s Saturday Night

And at Ringside, The most Mexican of all the reverends in Washington, the one and only, The Reverend Al Sharpton is celebrating his 46th Birthday party, for a 98 year-old man The Reverend Al Sharpton is looking younger than Eva’.

In Paname, it’s Sunday Morning

Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros

Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros, Lucky Luc 📐 52229DCD-44C8-4777-BCD0-AFE716802E80 ⚖️ The good thing about this most non–consequential blog-presse is D.A.T. no one is keeping score.

And you know that next to Lillith, Zoe’s is the oldest ov’Bemol, yeah Buddy.

In Independent News, the Mexican Supreme Court spoke (6 to 5 decision) and NANTERRE (🇫🇷) responded InKind:

https ://noticias .uol .com .br /ultimas-noticias/afp/2020/10/01/suprema-corte-do-mexico-endossa-referendo-sobre-julgamento-de-ex-presidentes .htm

From the top: FAROS A LA DISTANCIA

From the top: FAROS A LA DISTANCIA 🗺 F38AA6B4-4073-4F14-B43B-3851FCCAE995 🇫🇷 … [N]ever mind the “Monaco” quid pro quo allegations because for many many years that particular kingdom has been a sort of “back yard” to many many citizens of the European Union, kind of what Mexico is, for the American medical insurance industry, cest a dire, BRONTIS a la préfecture de police, “what happens in Monaco, stays in Monte Carlo.”

YADA, Yada, yada…

… Jump to the Monday morning edition of this most non–consequential blog-presse to read a little bit more about this Cabo and other Knots.

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They call it Bloody Tuesday

They call it Bloody Tuesday 🗳 485F1562-262C-4152-ADC3-99C44910B474 🗺 … [B]ecause it’s named after MARS, but Friday is Just as Bad.

Let’s Rock this Bitch.

Dear, Nicole Wallace… you get a freebie

So…

SMILE

SMILE .::. 550A82B5-E5B8-4346-9836-C0B2BB7A0220 👔

In Local News, the very French are looking into nicotine as a probable cure for the Corona Covid -19… Rush Limbaugh asks if one has to be 18 years of age to use this new possible cure, or if the Reverend Jimmy Lee Fansworth plantation can hook’em while they are in Junior High?

A chupar Faros®️

A chupar Faros®️ .::. 86A64730-62CF-40B5-BD0E-0B6E35685F4B 🇲🇽🦠🇫🇷 “Qu’est-ce que tu as à perdre ?”, suggests the American president, hinting to his French counterpart that the South is ready to rise to the occasion.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, “Condorito”, a Peruvian construction worker says that there might be something there other than just a smoke, given that he has never been a fan of nicotine and he was the first among his people in France to catch the Covid -19 malady, while the rest of his co–workers most of these chain smokers and some, not all, even alcoholics seem immune to the so-called Coronas.

https ://www -elsiglodetorreon -com -mx .cdn .ampproject .org /c/s/ www .elsiglodetorreon .com.mx /historia /2020042258CA .investiga-francia-si-la-nicotina-es-capaz-de-frenar-al-covid-19

FAROS A LA DISTANCIA — relapso a las cavernas

The “Silver lining in this,” is that hand sanitizer is being used.
En México no pasa nada.

En México no pasa nada .::. F0D62F97-29B4-451D-8F57-B23A47B9A60C 🧮 Today’s front page photo of La Jornada. According to PELÁEZ, BOLAÑOS, GONZÁLEZ y QUINTERO the man with subdued hands and his mouth covered by a dirty rag is a person in a homeless situation WHO, despite his social stratus takes the precaution of using “hand sanitizer” before he becomes yet another statistic of the NARCO Violence that NEVER ceases to cede in its astronomical numbers of victims; breaking yet, another record from last year war on crime collateral deaths. 🦠 Aussi, Australians have snatched yet another DISCOVERY from The French, according to the expelled nation of Rosbif ex-cons, AUSTRALIA just discovered THE MAGIC ELIXIR OF THE AGAVE plant: TEQUILA for cars! VIVA MÉXICO, cabrones.

VIVA méxico.

Lo bueno de la temporada es de que México finally Catches up with The Times. Spring forward started today at 02h Mexico Time. The mentality of president Andrés Manuel López Obrador however is in PAR with the Donald Trump administration’s to deregulate environmental protections and who instead of taking advantage of the CLEAR BLUE SKIES which resulted from the past month–long work–from–home and subsequent empty roads across mayor cities in the world wants to put carbon emissions back to the pre–Barack Obama days, just to show Melania that he [Donald John Trump] can.

Ray Bones

“They say the Fucking smog is the Fucking reason you have such beautiful Fucking sunsets.” .::. 457371E1-3658-40B2-B9A9-3BB598A9E03C 🕶
Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty.

… [B]ecause Trump can’t drive: FIFTY FIVE!

In theaters November 2020.

 

Tropic Thunder, starring: Josephus desde la « Basse–Cour » del Dolby en LA, y en FA!

Previously, on:
Bitch! He buried Titus.
Sarah was fucking Matt Damon.

Coming up on C-SPAN:9C608F8C-DA44-46FA-8E06-7AEFEBE312C8 —•— It’s the R O M A Awards.

Anygüey, Marianne, Eye just want to make L.O.V.E. To Y.O.U.

Implies;   therefore;   más o menos, pues. THAT:

Any similarity to our Special Series on Sand Clocks and Cheap Mexican FAROS A LA DISTANCIA para sus Gauloises en R.O.M.A., , es mera chingadera del supuesto destino:87078220-D036-4389-A5D3-50C368592A18… Algo así cómo pasó con doña Georgina Moreno, tesorera de La Asociación Gilberto Bosques París,  durante La COP 21.

Viva Mejico y la mejor de la suerte para Mateo, y su Tio en ROMA.


Did Ewe Stage that too, Emilio?
Ladies in Penetentiary Penitentiary:
Carlitos “T” Carlson de Mola Martínez de La Garza…
Y Arriba Las Chivas!

¿Todo el poder contra el que opine diferente o cuestione?: Loret de Mola en la reciente emisión de Tercer Grado.
byu/panuchazo inmexico

Don’t know if Carlitos should get a Gendarme Razzito, o un simple Oscarín.

… y ya sabén cómo es de metiche el pinche César, comenta, La Rana Rene.

“Donnez à ce cabrón LA une médaille”.

Y el méndigo burro rebuzna, “¿Medallas?”

… y por eso MARIANNE, Marianita, de las Santas Préfecturas, mi pinche relato era, es, —y seguira siendo Relevante— aún así, fragmentado.

Anygüey, Marianne. Susana y los sepultureros are on the RedCarpet with the Mexican Army Band, who make their Brand Spankin’ debut in France [under New MGMT] let’s see what in World has changed at Longchamps (75016).

¡Señora!!! Si de escenografía se trata, no acepte imitaciones

“A mi, mis faros”… a la distancia

…Stick around, “Molly Burch”.

TimeStamp: 5 para las ocho de la noche
al regresar:
Narcos: Eye’ll put a frame on Ewe.
Episodes: from 410 to 401
Location: Búfalo, Durango…
casi esquina con con San José de Las Panochas
casi esquina con con San José de Costa Rica.

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¡SARA! … Se fia!?  … ¡SOFÍA!!!
Gritaba Caro Quintero.
— Chorus
Sara-h, Sara-h, Sara-h rah-rah, rah–rah
… etc., etc., etcetera…

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that SWING!

Me love Ewe long Time… pero te va a salir, CARO, Quintero.
—Ok, fuck it, let’s grab a Limousine and head over to the Sad Sun Motel… PURA VIDA, GALLO PINTO, mota BIO, y uno qui’otro Perico albino.

ISSY… SO•FÍA  Va—n’—Essa van, con esa Tuna de La Perla que resultó ser princesa… La Serendipia seguro andaba bien cruzada pa’queso se diera.