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Previously on, La Doncella d’Orleans…

And… Cousin Joe, FUCK your Brand!

After the break, J.C. crosses the RUBICON, but first, it’s The MOTHERSHIP, with special guest KING HEROD the Great, who on YEAR ONE of the Come’On ERA, died following a LUNAR ECLIPSE in ISRAEL, Herod’s death was narreted by the same motherfucker³ that who BROUGHT EWE, the Passion and The Christ, FLAVIO JOSEFO.

Note to Phat Basterd’… that scratch that your Audience hears on the Black and White label is just the Sand on Josefo’s soles, but Eye wouldn’t know anything about that. On the same wind 🌬️ Eye can’t believe that Natalie would bring “GRABIEL” into the Mix.

I found Grabiel with Natalie Piolé…

— 1950 – Juan Gabriel, Mexican singer-songwriter (†. VII I, 2016)

“Grabiel es el nombre que MÁS odio (OVIDIO) en un pelao’

El Chis Chas.

And Zeppelin goes Here:

— 1944 – Jimmy Page, English guitarist, songwriter, and Gibson Warlock arrives to the Houses of the Holies, which coincidentally, turns 50 years old, THE ALBUM, not mister Page.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Houses_of_the_Holy

† 1873 – Napoleon III, French politician, 1st President of La Franche went back to THE AVERNO; AUSSI, on a They like to They… Richard Nixon, American commander, lawyer, politician, CROOK and the 37th President of the United States was born (d. 1994).

Just last week, on Epiphany They, Eye was relaying to y’all about the arrival of Juana de Arco, today in history, however, Juanita’s addiction to mushrooms³ was the excuse for a BISHOP who went by the nomenclature of Pied de CAUCHON to sit her ass on The Witches Bullpen, as THE UNIVERSITY OF PARIS, materialized and/or fabricated the charges of “visions,” while Juanita, and her horse, aussi, were under the influence 🍄 of 🍄 shrooms.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre_Cauchon

Got Would?

 

— 1431 – The trial of Joan of Arc begins in Rouen. Franche.

³~. She Talks To Angels, according to The Black Crows.

But never mind Juanita, because Juanita’s toast, gone, and all that remains are visions of whatever Les Lepenistes–esos say that that wild-bitch is.

Right now, the biggest threat to society is the Black Death, but then again Eye told y’all that it was about to land.

— 1349 – The Jewish population of Basel, believed by the residents to be the cause of the ongoing Black Death, is rounded up and incinerated.

Versos locos con “El Chis-Shazz »

[Context on the future of Brasil is at play… happening right now, on 92.6 FM de Bercy, Juanito Guanabacoa está narrando el spot del Día de La Raza 2023. Algo con Re Trazo, Juanito anda buscando las raíces del Venado, o algo así.

1968 – Tommie Smith and John Carlos are ejected from the US Olympic team for participating in the Olympics Black Power salute.

In the mean, according to Wikipedia:

MATHS is the Word of God ∵ EYE says so.

… for the record:

1736 – Mathematician William Whiston’s predicted comet fails to strike the Earth… but only because The Kinks in his prophecy was taken from JOSEPHUS fables about JESUS and other assorted incest stories. I know this because Eye buried Titus… but that is etched on another SCROLL.

Je suis un antichrist et je suis analphabète ∵  tout est écrit en grec Σ

[To They] is October 16, the 289th day of the year (290th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar; 76 days remain until the end of the year.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /October_16

In Paris, France, it’s 1793 and Mercury just witnessed the First Mouvement of Freddy’s queen as Marie Antoinette‘s noggin 🩸🩸🩸 hit the basket case of La Guillotine.

 

92.6 Tropiques FM… El Son de Juanito GuanaVAcoa…. Patrocinado por los hongos de la Sabina.

Ya se fueron las nieves de Enero ya
Llegaron los Hongos d’octubre…

No Sea Culo y fume mota, but keep a kicking distance from my SHRUMmmmms. Motherfucker!

Sha Lino sans Chez

🇲🇽 🎶

🎶 Quién iba’Pensar, quién iba’Pensar …
Que por una miada lo’iban a matar.

Arriba de Bercy
Matarón a un meco…
D’esos que’n LA Noche se salen
A miar 💦

Al regresar, “The Rest of The Story” avec Rachid Khimoune et « Crianças do mundo en Décalage”.

But FO’ist it’s NATIONAL SPORTS THEY at the CGT, y a Mí le consta de que Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin was a ☢️ FAG.

1953 – Cuban revolutionary Fidel Castro delivers his “History Will Absolve Me” speech, and is sentenced to 15 years’ imprisonment by the Fulgencio Batista government for leading an attack on the Moncada Barracks.[14]

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

1962 – Cuban Missile Crisis begins: U.S. President John F. Kennedy is informed of photos taken on October 14 by a U2 showing nuclear missiles (the crisis will last for 13 days starting from this point).
1964 – China detonates its first nuclear weapon.
1964 – Leonid Brezhnev becomes leader of the Soviet Communist Party, while Alexei Kosygin becomes the head of government.

Issy, Señorita LAURA 🇵🇪, a Juanito GuanaVAcoa le consta que, en efecto,  🇲🇽“Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa foi DesGraCIAdo», and in the role of 🇨🇵 Captain Louie Renault, mister 🇺🇸 Antony John Blinken, he is shocked! Shocked, Eye tells Ewe, that there is kidnapping at the 19éme Around Botzaris in Paris… Texas.

I’m tellin’ Ewe… Io no tomo, Io arrebato!!!

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LA Roma casi esquina con USC

Instant Replay:

https ://www .mlb .com /amp /news /clayton-kershaw-gem-mookie-betts-catch-lead-win-vs-padres .html

For our Puerto Rican non-reading audience at Al Día on Market Street in Philadelphia, please be advised that Teeny Tiny Cat went ahead and adjusted for the Erres at La “Loma” stop… please check “the inset” at the Top of The First Inning of the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Paris Softball Tournament at The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes for transdigitalización* of the Catch of the They.

https ://aldianews .com /articles /politics /mexican-american-woman-becomes-one-latest-victims-aapi-hate/64041

“The woman, identified only as Becky, was heading to Vons market to do some shopping for her granddaughter. She was getting ready to get off the 81 bus at La Roma Road(2) and Figueroa Street when she was attacked ».

…

Synopsis, John Wayne takes on the role of a lifetime, for the record, the artistic name “John Wayne ‘Gatsby’” was already registered to another facebook account, and so there was only one thing for Mí to Do# and that was to baptize that ‘pilgrim’ with the name “John Wayne ‘Gacy’”, period!

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En fin, never mind the Green Berets, here comes the cadre from Academi, formally known as the Blackwater Total Intelligence Solutions Worldwide.

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In “I wish they all could be California girls” news, Charles Manson wanted to benefit from a race war between blacks and whites while he (and the family) lounged like lizards in Death Valley, California, (you know, where Burbank filmed the “moon landing”) but i bet that sure as Charlie don’t surf, Charlie could care less if the war was started by urban blacks who attack Filipino-looking Mexicans… let’s pray that Japanese-looking Peruvians are not confused with “cholos” de San Dimas, ese.

I mean, for starters, Becky is American by default even before there was a Ken Salazar in the picture or a Martin Sheen in Vietnam, man!

https ://www .milenio .com /politica /ken-salazar-perfilado-embajador-eu-mexico-axios

… [I]n my next segment, Eye will recap the Bottom of The FO’ist and Mí will give an update on that deal that Julius César (that motherfucker) struck with Serge Gainsbourg while The Legion skirmished Centerfield during the opening act, lest you forget (if you are just joining) —I Buried Titus.

* Season 44 ep. 13 • Braceless Bunnies Edition… and Panties Too, also to–the–side—Productions_Please!

Post Puns with Willie Geist:75192A8A-DEE0-43BF-9C53-DC62717F3F6A —”__€ Eddie Gloud guest stars.

— Who da’Fuck is We?

Asks, Sinatra.

and The Black Crows go:

Another clear trespass on the Civil Liberties of Ladybugs in KASHMIR:225B0926-B814-45D5-9231-DF477141A9B2 •~• MOROCCAN Ketchup. How do you sat Tomate en R O M A?

“What’s the Use of Anything
Leave me Alone,
Mrs. Washington”.

… Centerfold Kath goes here.

Can Eye Pet your Wolverine?:F9EEACF7-EDBD-492D-87FB-4F8A3DDC9F6A —_!_—  Now, Susan, in accordance to the University of Calypso… it’s $6 dollars a-Head , and that is not all, Susan. Here is thing Önë: Phish is like a billion dollars, —and that’s a catch!– so we [the staff, Mr. Sinatra]  been told. Anygüey, Mrs. del Percio, we reckon that according to the rhules of engagement, your desire is to by-pass the events that lead to the 2008/2010 subprime mortgage  crisis, eh? Tell, U.S. where the nickle and dime bail-out money come from?… dot, dot, dot, hold that thought.

Twelve noonan at the forum.

C O T E J A D O:181E1B97-D386-4DBB-8BC2-102387AFF219 ||| 4 + 4 (season = 8) 1 + 3 = 4 (Episode) DONK, hey Dick!!! BATMAN… and Michael Keaton goes: are you trying to PUN the Kath in French, Robin? ||| And Robin, goes: Trés Bien y con pinche acento, Mí–Mur_Cie—galo.

dot, dot, dot:
and the grand ol’Painter told Paul, a former 4-stringer who made the Big Time, but then crashed his Über-Triumph when he didn’t noticed that the light had changed, and WHO, once he was recycled through the BeetleJuice—BeetleJuice—BeetleJUICE carnival ride, found a job at Chipotle in the mid’ 90’s, except of course, in the mid nine-ties, Chipotle was called Tijuas, or Xicali, or AGUA PRIETA, or Juaritos, or Ojinaga, or PIEDRAS NEGRAS y así, hasta llegar a la linea de BROWNsVille luego de visitar a RIGO EN REYNOSA POR SER LA WEEKEND EDITION DEL AMOR, and sweet braceless Kath, RIGO ES AMOR. Aquí, en Babilonia ii, y por supuesto, Mr. Michaels:
¡En R O M A cabrón!

PS.: Nice Tito Bridge you got going there “Don”. Chido tu ritmo, that’s the way you do it when they don’t remember your name.

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