To welcome the 2022 edition of the PARIS – TEXAS Feria de los toros agropecuarios en el gallinero de los cerdos, Thee Melle. Pitch Awards and The Red Cross kicked off the peleas de gallos at THEE PALENQUE de L’Agora. Little Jerry Seinfeld and Little Willie Geist, y Mi Gallo Colorado battle, IT!, out —en Relevos AUSTRALIANOS³— against THEE Paris Tourism Board, THEE Moliéreists, and The FRANCHUTES de Radio France en fip . com
³.~ “Relevos Australianos features two three-person teams (trios) facing off under captain’s rules. It’s the most well known type of lucha libre matches, and the standard match over the last twenty years ».
Champagne Supernova loud?
Over at EL TEATRO del PUEBLO, The Léningrad Cowboys issue a cover of “What’s The Story, Morning Glory?… is that a pup tent on your LOINS or are you just happy to see Mi… Pleased to meet Ewe 💋
MewEUuuuuus
Montserrat follows with a softball for GRAbiel.
³.~ “Relevos Australianos are often, but not always, best of three fall matches…”, in traditional PAN y CIRCO sanctioned matches, the First Victoria usually goes to the SHINING LIGHT Band, or technicians in Nacho Libre lingo, while the Segunda CAÍDA always, AND EYE MEANS always, goes to The RUDE SIDE of the ring.
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And in the Role of Beth-any:
That Star on your barandales at the HdV is missing an 👁️, Madame Mayor. Aren’t you glad that you do not need to worry about near future{s} EXECUTIVE decisions.
New Jersey’s favorite Sion, La Pundita.
But FO’ist, failed poker player and amateur chess strategist, Gary Casper-off. All In.
Must be read in the voice of Seinfeld’s “soup nazi”.
To the owner/operator of the Kebab joint in question (not going to mention your Establishment’s name) it’s not you, i know that if you would have been at your post, flippin’ them crêpes, i would have had one of the best grec-style burritos, next to the ones from Sebastopol, —just before La Gare de l’Est. But seriously, the fellow on kebab duty may keep the ~€6… and i hope that his friend (a known client) enjoyed that French Burrito drenched in harissa de Tunisia, which as you and i know, is like CHAMOY, which in French roughly transliterates to La Vache Qui Rit™, the kind that kids eat as they train their palatte to more FUNKY ‘sminkin‘ Cheeses-es-ese… Apple Cîder, if you know what “Jesus Juice” means.
Uso justo de todas las “Rachels”. Coma frutas y verduras, but don’t you dare grill the meat and tomatoes together.
10 May 2016{Fig. 1.} A man wearing a jacket featuring a swastika, eagle, and German cross. (January 2016, Pernik.) I started counting the swastikas sometime in December. Most days I would see at least one, but usually there were more. There were two between my apartment and my favorite bakery, and four on the way to my dance class. More than five visible through the bus window on the ride between Sofia and Plovdiv. Eleven in the first two hours of the drive north through the mountain pass toward Veliko Tarnovo. There are other neo-Nazi, white supremacist, and ultra-nationalist symbols, too. At an international folk festival I encountered a man wearing a Nazi jacket with impunity, police presence be damned (Figure 1)[1]. In February, I began to take the long way home to avoid the swastika that was freshly painted on my own building. The paint was redlikethe blood of history.
With that in mind, please be advised that I, armando segovia, don’t select the news of the day, I only line up the Theys, and cross-reference the reticles if you know what BORESIGHTING procedures are.
— Ewe! With la batuta, do you want harissa de Tunisia on that AREPA?
No Soup For Ewe!!!
Over at the other SoFi(a)—in BULGARIA, the purple nazis are popping up on the WINDOWS there… Trou Story 🕳️, check your time listings and eat fruits and vegetables, unless you are a Lamb, and your name is HANIBAL LECTER, if that’s the case Drink tiger 🐅 blood.
Congratulations to The Cincinnati Kid{s} on a great run,
and Jonathan Le Mire, please relay to Cousin Joe, that in honor of Willie Geist having the day off, Fenster the copy-editor suggested, and STAFF agreed, that Öüï is naming his coq, “Little Willie Geist“… en vigueur immédiatement.
AFTER ACTION REVIEW
Previously on El Error de Descartes, Phineas Gage rewinds:
2.~ With the AFT out of the way, load another Round, this time Fire-Fire H.E.A.T and deliver a WARM PURE(é) de VAL with LIMA’s address on it. Bee Vegui Vegui carefull, because GENERAL DYNAMICS has the homefield advantage in Long Beach, which is just a piss-splash away from Inglewood and the LAX.
Eye can see San José de Las Panochas from here to Eternity.
Note to Kasparov, check!
And I don’t even know how to play one-dimentional checkers!
That is, where the horse 🐎 goes, am I right, Sir? Behind the plane, right? Am I right? {or} Am I write ✍️!?
… The They after, by French “standards”.
memo ✍️ to Memo from BRUT media:
good morning Guillaume
if it’s Sunday morning
Then The Russian Navy Went back to…
THE U.S.—back–to the U.S.—BACK
To the CCCP…
From Ireland with 💕☘️
All the KnEwes that fit… And, Willie Geist, if it’s Sunday: FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES… Bunch of KANSAS City faggots!
Coincidentally, KATTY Kay, Mika is airborne going {towards} the other güey…
Katty Kay is our resident “Pop Psychologiste” and Donnie Deutsch is a son-of-a-bitch, period!
And in WaWa Land, Stephanie Ruhle is definetly a CYBORG from New Jersey, she can do the 11h, and the 9h in less than 24 hours. And she’s boosted! Steph’s handler, a bow-tie medical kind from HOUSTON {not} street is working an additive to ship La Pundita to shitholes around the world and eradicate all of the Corona’s there.
BREAKINGThe News… don’t shoot the messenger, here’s ART
BREAKDOWNS
In an bizarrely move, taken out of the Comic Book section of the BANDE DESINÉE floor of the Georges Pompidou Centre, Jason Alexandre (Georgie Constanza) joined forces with FLORENCE CASSEZ and kidnapped “little” JERRY SEINFELD.
Oh, the humanity, well, at least “Little” Jerry Seinfeld will be able to read M A U S without having to worry about The Monkees in Knoxville, TN.
And starring as MSNBC’$ $TEVE $CHMIDT, the guy who put Newt on the map, just like Mr. $chmidtdid forSarah Palin. And Mr. Schmidt,in all seriousness, last night on DEADLINE WASHINGTON with Nicolle Wallace, you sounded just like a RUSSIAN TELEVISION pundit (John Mill Ackerman, perhaps) with all of the “feel-good-fuzzy-feeling” propaganda about “AMERICA” being the greatest DEMOCRACY in all of the HISTORY of The World (perhaps in a MEL Brooks movie, but only if a FRENCH fuck rehashes his show, like the cover of this new RAG).
In the role of Kurt Bordella’s abuelita is a Kansas City Chiefs fan by the name of Claire McCaskill… On Twilight Time. In Other Words, “Let Mí Roll It“.