San Bernardino… born Mí Tú Thymes

Ewe can Go Ewe’r own güey*

Well, Eye Neva… HONKY TONK SKA? Stevie, can someone please turn a Pebble into a Pearl fo’Mí?… Van-Hagar already showed your blind ASS how the French stole an Oyster’s Soul Possession, and turned it into a Rolex®️ timepiece for the Yatch enthusiasts in Thailand. Trou Fact(ure).

🍓 Luck forever. (APFSDS*)

* French for « croissant »

Jimmy Carter… Just look at that boat!

Hey, GO’il… The girls in Paris, let Mí tell’ya… wish that they were on route 66, period!

Better than that Silk shit road…anyhow, over on Cousin Joe’s, “political persons” ain’t got a thing on TRUCKIN’, with vigor.

Over on france télévision-es-ese,
don’t miss the Bogadanov,
really! Don’t miss the “Chavo del Ocho’s” version of the great Carl Sagan.

Trou Story, y’all, this is how Neil deGrasse Tyson téléported to Paris… told y’all on DEADLINE that Dr. Tyson (Ph.D.), was setting shop at Le Grand Palais (Ephémère).

In Local Motion News : Όμικρον, o como dicen en Le Parisien: Les raisons d’être optimiste… coma frutas y verduras, practique actividades físicas y por favor no fastidie con su mierda de hydroxychloroquine.

On the next episode, Igor departs from the Palais de La Decouverte in search of A.I. while Grichka re-interprets la vida espirINTELectuelle of L’Ame des Camps with “L’emphaty Artificialle

https ://gallica .bnf .fr /ark: /12148 /btv1b52509828w /f31 .item …
with musical guest :
Mi robot artificial
https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /les-40-ans-de-jazzafip

Meanwhile in Planet Claire… TARGET! Them 120mm Cadillacs* hit Évry 🎯 down range. La Maison de La Radio is now rearranged to Meet the RED MOON 🌔.

*.~ Armor-Piercing, Fin-Stabilized, Discarding sabot

It was “rumored” during the First of the American Persian Wars, that each APFSDS round sent “down range” had the price tag of a brand new Cadillac.

1:44:50… and EYE Quotes!
Je choisis le plus insupportable des quatre…
Lennie TRISTANO ».

Anyhow, “the working class hero” deserves to keep working for the Koch propaganda or the professional LEFT at the assembly (line)… Öüï don’t need no education, especially from RENAULT, those fuckers don’t know how to Rock and Roll.

Memo to don Beto³:
Don Beto, que dice el señor Tristano que por favor le comunique usted a su socio on the other side of the “little Havana”, monsieur Laurent de Wilde, —S.V.P., with Shugga on Top— que por favor no sea mamón.

³.~ Roberto Fonseca
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lennie_Tristano #cite_ note-Ulanov, _194914-1

Toys in The Attic : Día de REYES tenga su WIKI-rosca:
—!— Lennie Tristano est décrit comme un intellectuel qui a besoin d’analyser en profondeur ce qui a trait à la musique, à la littérature, à la philosophie : devant la Divine Comédie de Dante ou Guerre et Paix de Tolstoï « il est aussi joyeux qu’un enfant devant un nouveau jouet, il le décompose avec l’impatience d’un jeune homme démonte une horloge, il l’analyse aussi sérieusement qu’un doctorant ».

Over at the Big Machine, en La Conciergerie, the Terrorist Trial is back on schedule after the COVID scare, and in Washington, it’s the “whack-a-mole” version of let’s topple the Government in the name of the plutocrats and CARLOS SLIM.

And, Luc Frelon… or whatever your name is

FUCK you! transmission continues with the CONTRA-vas:

It’s in the way that you brand it… never mind the Registry. And, Denis Soula, i bet that El niño Luc thinks that this toast is about him, eh? … bunch of Circus Animals*.

* https ://tribuneindia .com /news /schools /oakland-zoo-vaccinates-animals-against-covid-278120

Time Now is the They After last night and The Russian Federation is about to appropriate Les Halles and all of the La Belle France®️ line of produced products including, but not limited, to the Sparkling Wine from the ASTI region of “Spumante”.

🎶 Ya lo dijo Freud, no recuerdo en que lado… [probably on page Tú, del Metro Balderas]…. after the break: 🇮🇹 v. 🇪🇸

Check it out, the staff is going to snort some cocaine, get some energy, maybe a Red Toro, some gizzards from FrancPrix, then take shit—and come back for Deadline, where peter ALEXANDER, or some asshole like that will re-hash The Men’s Warehouse Knews.

Deadline update: Viva Alicia!!! Say no to “the” ALEXANDERS-es-esos! Peter.

This slogan is approved by JORGE RAMOS, not because Öüï agree with El Reforma de don Calderón (big cacerola if youse into Cannes at the Mexican Embassy of “Jazz à juan-ito”), but because it’s a Trou Story that dates back to the Sicilia Theys at Trocadéro in March of 2011.

LUC FRELON, i am out of BEER! You jazz fuck!

Beer update, Mister Yasser Arafat cannot, EYE repeats, cannot let Mí lie, because our Ecuador connection restocked the urge for Hops in the form of an Ale, gracias, Mano.

And, Major Thom, please remind Mr. Luc that like you, Sir, Öüï needs to get high, Aussie! 🏄🏽‍♂️

What kind of Jazz Hour are you (Luc Fregón) running down at Issy, eh⁉️ You are displaying shades of Quebecoise-es-Ese. This is why Ontario is going to shit! Ya Bum!

This has been our “namastase” session as requested by the 6 O’clock Siren-end Shift.

Öüï now returns to it’s normal rage.

Drop Mí out in Harlem, in•deed.

Public Service Announcement — Aviso al Público

“A Republic, if you can keep it.”
Sponsored by:
Ópticas Franklin

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Ladies in Gemini, con ustedes “El Niño Luc”, sin Sirena pero eso sí, hijos de Benjamin Argumedo, con bosal pa’no empapar… “Take it A–Güey!”, Luc, and nevermind D.A.T. Nereida on them Seine Waves, because over at the neighbor’s rock house the Deepest Purple Pundits of America are riffin’ “Child in Time”, as per regulatory regulations… That Little Devil is in the Samaritaine’s dentils.

Banksi is a Fag, yes he is:
🎶 Out on The Streets
D.A.T’s. where öüï meet

In Hilo, Hawaii

Time over yonder: It’s The 11th Hour in Hilo, Hawaii, yes it is.

https ://www.fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip-du-mercredi-15-juillet-2020

Still to come:
America, D.A.R.E. is template for it!
Run-on Sentence in the key of Jazz

Deer, Willie Geist, please inform Studio 3–A at the peacock Center D.A.T. this here is what a Run-on Sentence looks like in the Key of Jazz (America’s best import, ever), period .:. E8BD413B-C202-4E4B-AB04-4F8A5EFF9901 𓂈 For additional information please head on over to https:// www. old. reddit. com /r/ bitch, 𓂀 is a BUS!

Anyhow, Niño Luc, aren’t you glad that your Evil half, Luc Fregón, does not work for The Guardian at the BBC?

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /economia /2020/07/15 /bbc-recortara-520-puestos-de-trabajo-en-la-seccion-de-noticias-1595 .html

In any case, Luk’y Boy, stop playing the prophet, what are you, Nostradumbass? Stick to the Sensory Business (radio) ‘cus if You lose, It!, you’ll lose a Good Thing—motherfucker!

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And in Washington, did John Donald The First just pulled the favorite move of aspiring Hitlers on the “How To Be A Better Despot On Your Way To a More Perfect Tyranny” book, by way of CENSORING COVID–19 related data from the Center and Diseases Control in Atlanta, Georgia?

Breaking The News

Breaking the News… Justice Ginsburg just trolled The Nation (again)… and in Washington, Nicole Wallace just went “Top Gun” by having her breath taken away on Deadline by the REVELATION that if things don’t start to change in real time, there might not be A United States of America on January 2021, even with REGIME Change. Chew on them beans D.A.R.E., Columbia.

And WOIST!!! Did Jared Kushner’s mating partner just pulled an “indirecta” on the good people of Puerto Rico with her choice of Goya Foods product for her illegal corporate sponsorship of Beto Unanue from an official Executive Branch media resource? YOU BETCHA, motherfuckers, it’s a play from that same “despot cookbook”.

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In Signs of the End of The World is Near news, Charlie Sykes just introduced the peacock crowd to a place called PORN HUB… oh, The Humanity.

Freud was a motherfucker

Freud was a real motherfucker, and an uncle to all of the Donnie Deutsch-es–es of the world.