Previously on Hemp stationary* for Victory… le comenta-ba a Alberto en l’IMER

💡 RIP (14 October 1878* — 1 August 2023)

Le doux Michel, le poète, l’acteur. Il s’allonge volontiers sur un mur avec un livre, prenant la pose d’un Alexandre le Bienheureux. Il tourne dans un film, Versailles, que l’on projette à la Bagagerie. C’est un gourmand, il aime le cervelas, la saucisse du chasseur, spécialité belge que je lui rapporte parfois. Michel s’investit dans la marche de l’association, mais n’est pas toujours net sur lui. Ce jour-là, ils ont, Marie et lui, rendez-vous avec nos édiles. Pour l’occasion, Michel s’est un peu ajusté, mais sans exagération. Soudain, j’entends Marie, agacée : « Michel, tu ne peux pas venir comme ça, tu sens trop le pipi. » Je ris sous cape et le bon bougre, la tête baissée de lui promettre d’être plus propre les jours de représentation officielle. Michel a trouvé un toit chez les Petits Frères des Pauvres. Tout le découragement du monde s’est abattu sur moi, le jour où j’ai rencontré Sébastien dévasté, pleurant son ami Michel. Si Michel n’a pas su garder son logement, c’est à  désespérer de toute action. Je téléphone à Marie, Michel va bien. C’est un autre Michel qui est mort

Marie-Ange Schilt’z (ibid.)
page 183, ¶3

*~. https ://patents .google .com /patent /US214636

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… and of–course, Marshall and the Vico Scholarship, present, “A his°tory of ideas 💡  scratch that one, you may use a candle or even fire but you may not use Edison-grade focos.


Let’s Dew The Mat 🤼… Willie Geist stars as president Petro’s son, the Staten Island native has the CUNT-lips to match the Petro…da’llards, that’s for sure.

In Russia, Hemp is outlawed, and Alexei Navalny is sentenced to 19 years in prison.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /monde /russie /rusia-alexei-navalny-condenado-a-19-años-de-prisión

Red bud


… and Ana Cabrera, you look awesome in RED.

And, Luc Frelon, fuck you and Donnie Deutsch!
It’s USA, not USE… yor Sum of a bitch.
Get your vowels in order, Eh!
Ah is B4 the mirrored 3.

And futher MORE, eh!
Ewe know that USA is Present.
And, IT!, Should go without metioning,
that USE is the past participle of the Youse!

Me says Oh.


I can see for Davis, UC, check it our Marie-Ange Schiltz, below this here cutline you will find that same HOT-LINK from the opening obituary for an incandescent translation on this particular page, now then, are you ready to C (pronounced like the letter See, or Sea) « Fabrice, dit Fabrizio? »



Sweet Michel, the poet, the actor. He likes to lie on a wall with a book, posing like Alexander the Blessed. He’s immersed* in a film, Versailles, at the time on the screen at La Bagagerie. He’s a gourmet, and loves hot-links*, the hunter’s sausage, a Belgian specialty that I sometimes bring him. Michel is committed to the running of the association, but isn’t always neat about himself. That day, he and Marie have an appointment with our concejales. For the occasion, Michel tidied up himself a little, but without exaggeration. Suddenly, I hear Marie, annoyed: “Michel, you can’t come like that, you smell like pee.” I laugh under my breath and the good fellow, with his head bowed, promises to be tidier on official business* days. Michel found a home with the Petits Frères des Pauvres. All the dismay in the world washed over me the day I met a devastated Sébastien, mourning his friend Michel. If Michel hasn’t been able to keep his quarters, I lose hope* of any action. I telephoned Marie, Michel is fine. It was another Michel who’s dead.

*~. Some might say that them sausages are Swiss, but that is another story, para los muy belgas.

page 180, ¶3

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking Imagination. And, Cousin Joe, please relay to your beau-brother In Poland, that I literally could not make fiction from this pulp if I wanted to, I mean what are the odds:

Digresión para todos los putos, y putas también, de GaBo’ en el IMER.

Y, Alberto… ni modo de decir, o reportar que a GaBo no le gustaba el brisket, o barbacoa culera de Texas, según La Juventud Venezolana (Association 1801 en París, Francia).

https ://norman .hrc .utexas .edu /gabrielgarcíamárquezan-inventory-of-his-papers-at-the-harry-ransom-center

Schtrukturation ingredients — La mezcla:
– 3 costales de cemento
– 2 kilos de WATT?
– 2 rebanadas de Shit-rock
– 16 toneladas de Vittorino.


— The corrupt nature of a sitting president’s son.

1. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/08/03 /mundo /l’hijo-de-gustavo-petro-dice-que-dinero-ilegal-entro-a-campana-presidencial/

— A Polish-based C.E.O. in the coordinates from where Mexican Coca comes from.

2. … Dun-Dun-Dun 📕

— … And of course, Mika is a fucking android! But you are no ghaD-DamneD “blade-runner”, Congressman, fo’Phuks sake Joe, you can’t even roll the Benjamin’s into a straw [pole].

For those who see the news elsewhere

For those who see the news elsewhere

3. … It’s all Chinese ⌨️ to Mí 💰

I hate to say it, but Eye Gknew this.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-jeudi-22-septembre-2022

A Closer Luc* — I am the Fifth Axolotl

El niño Luc was always a son-of-a-bitch… This is not a photo-copy, this is a negative in yo’Face… Nevermind the exclamation.


*~. Luc is a fag… with D.A.T. in mind, Dr. Harmodio, Jorge, one-each, Ph.D., el siguiente tepocate va por su patrón en el Instituto Cervantes de Iéna en París, el Secretario de Relaciones Exteriores Marcelo Ebrard… y de Paso, que chingue a su madre la mamá de Claudia Sheinbaum en La Paz, Baja California.

¿Sabía usted qué?… Maydeeeees in Gemini, asegovia3 is honored to have been given the opportunity to re-intruduce to y’all our favorite section of this draft: A Closer Look.

You wanted “sources” and names, here is Öüï Will rock Ewe… the champions are flags, aussi 🏴‍☠️ 🏆

Conflict of Interest for Brontis de la préfecture 🇲🇫 at the 🐜 Allée de Shakespeare and CIA.

Claudia Sheinbaum

Ma mère Annie Pardo a ouvert une brèche pour de nombreux scientifiques du pays : Sheinbaum


« Je suis très fière de ma mère et, comme elle, comme moi, comme mes frères, comme ses petits-enfants et ses arrière-petites-filles et arrière-petit-fils, il y a beaucoup d’élèves, car elle a formé des milliers et des milliers et des milliers de jeunes. qui, j’en suis sûr, sont fiers d’elle », a déclaré le chef de la capitale.


Los Nazis en México on The Phang Show


Previously on “Katie Phangs moved to Paris Show”, here is the ‘Coyote’s’ take:

But FO’ist!!!

Just what kind of self-respecting Border Tsar goes Greek on the “elles”, ese? Someone who’s parents are “macedonis”, or as they (those mothe’l Fuck’els) in Puerto Rico call Em#:

Macedonios! So hav’at it mister Tsar, are you as Black as that Macedonian Queen of Denile?

I mean, it’s Trou 🕳️ that Eye has never been to Spain, but last Öüï checked, and even Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo agréés:

Corre y se va 🃏

de las insulas, majorca está a un lado de La Insula del Gobernador, y a lo mejor por eso los catalanes de Catalonia y Alicia³, le pusieron doble ele en lugar de la jota, pero si usted quiere y gusta puede seguir joteando en Palma, sin embargo, quitar las eles por la i griega, pues… esas si son chicanadas.

https ://www .europapress .es /catalunya /noticia-serrat-recibira-premio-alicia-trayectoria-concede-lacademia-catalana-musica-20230510180047 .html

Katie in Pink.

Katie in Pink. It’s a sketch not a sneakers.


Öüï now returns to the “Coyote’s” take:

I employed the Moses breeches flotation device³.

For illustration purposes only, do not attempt to get down on your own.


³~. Please be advised that Susana Pubedas animated breeches, nor Luc Frelongs dancing pants will float under this scenario, mostly if not completely on account that them pantaloons are designed to get down, and that is the last place the prospective “pollo” would want to get sucked to.

Say Gwen.

Tangas or G-string? Which one is it, Mme. Macron?

It was bound to happen, following the sexual harassment law suit coverage of former White House resident, Donald John Trump in the Manhattan Burrough of New York City, New York, KATIE PHANGS moved to Paris, where she is now in the process of selling sketches for the mock trial tribunals de La Sorbonne. It’s like The American BAR, except that instead of Bud Light™ the esquires drink mimosas for breakfast.


You know, Jacqueline Ale-many, they* say that playing shrink to heads of state is the fastest way of getting old, Romanian dermatologistes-es advice that if listening to peoples problems is your thing, then the shrink doctorate candidate should veer into onto the comedy track, clowns and drug addicts keep them “patas de gallo³” away.

³~. Crow-es feet.
Remember Jacqueline Ale-many, always remember that Australia, Australia is in-deed the enemy!

Öüï tried to warn Jackie, but the Dough is just too sweet! BEHOLD what a ten-hour shift does to a head of state shrink, BEHOLD! JACQUELINE turned into Mic Jagger, at thi$$$ rate, Jackie is going to end up looking like The Fed’s Wife, Madame Andrea Mitchell.


For comparative purposes, just look at Jennifer Palmieri boobs on The Circus, sources close to John Heileman say that “Jenni” was the muse behind NOFX’s “New Boobs” in the sand, 36D or something like that.

Any how, Mme. Macron, how about that fucking chef, eh? Who would have thought that Putin’s chef was a fan of Burton (not that one, Summers), Anastasia pulling theet 🎻…

Cursos de civilización francesa con Jorge Saldaña
y jabón del perro de agradecido presentan:

En contexto, jump to mañana, no se vaya, El Alternativo con “las embajadoras” de Jorge Saldaña los espera en la rue de Fouarre con díagonal de las Trois Portes en La Maub.


de cualquier manera señora Macron, it’s not likely that YVELINES PRIgozhin is ever going to take over Sodexo™️ at MINER PETEs student cafeteria, bar, grill, and table-dance at The University of Texas at El Paso, but that son-of-a-bitch did take over Mali and the Places In BURKINA FASO, that only Sarah Chayes and Susan Powers dare to talk about at the gazebo on la rue GRABIEL next to 🏎️ Checo Perez human resources offices at the F.I.A., PROST, Alain, Prost MADAFAKA 🍻.

Sprechen sie Deutsch?


Hawaiianas, yes, Mme. First Lady, Hawaiianas. Why Hawaiianas, you might ask… because after six years of pointing out the ⏳ reciprocal ⌛ difference in the sand clock of Time Zones (12 hours-each)* the Paris Septième Art Board just discovered Pineapples and SASHA.

Meanwhile at El Carnal de Las Estrellas 🤩 Los de Molotov, ¡chinguen a su madre!


*~. During European Heure d’été time; however, during the Winter hours, Parisian clocks are in-synch with The Ukraine girls, (Back in the USSR).

⌛~. Go ahead, Roger Pérez, you may use that useless fact on your next vernissage.

Members close to Tele Lois pondered about how Charline will laugh herself to the Sixth Republic in the comfort of her own place.


Bal en plein AIR follows:


Of course, you have to be French to snap a picture and get it published, or you can just do the same things that PUTIN’s chef minions do to the journalists (in France) and SODEXO will give you a suit to wear with your French sponsor at the opening of your gallery, we, ES DECIR, Roger 🇵🇪 / 🇬🇧 Pérez, yo Armando Segovia 🇺🇲 /Armando Serrano 🇲🇽 Prieto lo hé visto en la Pelocula película mexicana: Nuevo Orden. 



San Bernardino… born Mí Tú Thymes

Ewe can Go Ewe’r own güey*

Well, Eye Neva… HONKY TONK SKA? Stevie, can someone please turn a Pebble into a Pearl fo’Mí?… Van-Hagar already showed your blind ASS how the French stole an Oyster’s Soul Possession, and turned it into a Rolex®️ timepiece for the Yatch enthusiasts in Thailand. Trou Fact(ure).

🍓 Luck forever. (APFSDS*)

* French for « croissant »

Jimmy Carter… Just look at that boat!

Hey, GO’il… The girls in Paris, let Mí tell’ya… wish that they were on route 66, period!

Better than that Silk shit road…anyhow, over on Cousin Joe’s, “political persons” ain’t got a thing on TRUCKIN’, with vigor.

Over on france télévision-es-ese,
don’t miss the Bogadanov,
really! Don’t miss the “Chavo del Ocho’s” version of the great Carl Sagan.

Trou Story, y’all, this is how Neil deGrasse Tyson téléported to Paris… told y’all on DEADLINE that Dr. Tyson (Ph.D.), was setting shop at Le Grand Palais (Ephémère).

In Local Motion News : Όμικρον, o como dicen en Le Parisien: Les raisons d’être optimiste… coma frutas y verduras, practique actividades físicas y por favor no fastidie con su mierda de hydroxychloroquine.

On the next episode, Igor departs from the Palais de La Decouverte in search of A.I. while Grichka re-interprets la vida espirINTELectuelle of L’Ame des Camps with “L’emphaty Artificialle

https ://gallica .bnf .fr /ark: /12148 /btv1b52509828w /f31 .item …
with musical guest :
Mi robot artificial
https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /les-40-ans-de-jazzafip

Meanwhile in Planet Claire… TARGET! Them 120mm Cadillacs* hit Évry 🎯 down range. La Maison de La Radio is now rearranged to Meet the RED MOON 🌔.

*.~ Armor-Piercing, Fin-Stabilized, Discarding sabot

It was “rumored” during the First of the American Persian Wars, that each APFSDS round sent “down range” had the price tag of a brand new Cadillac.

1:44:50… and EYE Quotes!
Je choisis le plus insupportable des quatre…
Lennie TRISTANO ».

Anyhow, “the working class hero” deserves to keep working for the Koch propaganda or the professional LEFT at the assembly (line)… Öüï don’t need no education, especially from RENAULT, those fuckers don’t know how to Rock and Roll.

Memo to don Beto³:
Don Beto, que dice el señor Tristano que por favor le comunique usted a su socio on the other side of the “little Havana”, monsieur Laurent de Wilde, —S.V.P., with Shugga on Top— que por favor no sea mamón.

³.~ Roberto Fonseca
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lennie_Tristano #cite_ note-Ulanov, _194914-1

Toys in The Attic : Día de REYES tenga su WIKI-rosca:
—!— Lennie Tristano est décrit comme un intellectuel qui a besoin d’analyser en profondeur ce qui a trait à la musique, à la littérature, à la philosophie : devant la Divine Comédie de Dante ou Guerre et Paix de Tolstoï « il est aussi joyeux qu’un enfant devant un nouveau jouet, il le décompose avec l’impatience d’un jeune homme démonte une horloge, il l’analyse aussi sérieusement qu’un doctorant ».

Over at the Big Machine, en La Conciergerie, the Terrorist Trial is back on schedule after the COVID scare, and in Washington, it’s the “whack-a-mole” version of let’s topple the Government in the name of the plutocrats and CARLOS SLIM.

And, Luc Frelon… or whatever your name is

FUCK you! transmission continues with the CONTRA-vas:

It’s in the way that you brand it… never mind the Registry. And, Denis Soula, i bet that El niño Luc thinks that this toast is about him, eh? … bunch of Circus Animals*.

* https ://tribuneindia .com /news /schools /oakland-zoo-vaccinates-animals-against-covid-278120

Time Now is the They After last night and The Russian Federation is about to appropriate Les Halles and all of the La Belle France®️ line of produced products including, but not limited, to the Sparkling Wine from the ASTI region of “Spumante”.

🎶 Ya lo dijo Freud, no recuerdo en que lado… [probably on page Tú, del Metro Balderas]…. after the break: 🇮🇹 v. 🇪🇸

Check it out, the staff is going to snort some cocaine, get some energy, maybe a Red Toro, some gizzards from FrancPrix, then take shit—and come back for Deadline, where peter ALEXANDER, or some asshole like that will re-hash The Men’s Warehouse Knews.

Deadline update: Viva Alicia!!! Say no to “the” ALEXANDERS-es-esos! Peter.

This slogan is approved by JORGE RAMOS, not because Öüï agree with El Reforma de don Calderón (big cacerola if youse into Cannes at the Mexican Embassy of “Jazz à juan-ito”), but because it’s a Trou Story that dates back to the Sicilia Theys at Trocadéro in March of 2011.

LUC FRELON, i am out of BEER! You jazz fuck!

Beer update, Mister Yasser Arafat cannot, EYE repeats, cannot let Mí lie, because our Ecuador connection restocked the urge for Hops in the form of an Ale, gracias, Mano.

And, Major Thom, please remind Mr. Luc that like you, Sir, Öüï needs to get high, Aussie! 🏄🏽‍♂️

What kind of Jazz Hour are you (Luc Fregón) running down at Issy, eh⁉️ You are displaying shades of Quebecoise-es-Ese. This is why Ontario is going to shit! Ya Bum!

This has been our “namastase” session as requested by the 6 O’clock Siren-end Shift.

Öüï now returns to it’s normal rage.

Drop Mí out in Harlem, in•deed.

Public Service Announcement — Aviso al Público

“A Republic, if you can keep it.”
Sponsored by:
Ópticas Franklin


Ladies in Gemini, con ustedes “El Niño Luc”, sin Sirena pero eso sí, hijos de Benjamin Argumedo, con bosal pa’no empapar… “Take it A–Güey!”, Luc, and nevermind D.A.T. Nereida on them Seine Waves, because over at the neighbor’s rock house the Deepest Purple Pundits of America are riffin’ “Child in Time”, as per regulatory regulations… That Little Devil is in the Samaritaine’s dentils.

Banksi is a Fag, yes he is:
🎶 Out on The Streets
D.A.T’s. where öüï meet

In Hilo, Hawaii

Time over yonder: It’s The 11th Hour in Hilo, Hawaii, yes it is.

https ://www.fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip-du-mercredi-15-juillet-2020

Still to come:
America, D.A.R.E. is template for it!
Run-on Sentence in the key of Jazz

Deer, Willie Geist, please inform Studio 3–A at the peacock Center D.A.T. this here is what a Run-on Sentence looks like in the Key of Jazz (America’s best import, ever), period .:. E8BD413B-C202-4E4B-AB04-4F8A5EFF9901 𓂈 For additional information please head on over to https:// www. old. reddit. com /r/ bitch, 𓂀 is a BUS!

Anyhow, Niño Luc, aren’t you glad that your Evil half, Luc Fregón, does not work for The Guardian at the BBC?

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /economia /2020/07/15 /bbc-recortara-520-puestos-de-trabajo-en-la-seccion-de-noticias-1595 .html

In any case, Luk’y Boy, stop playing the prophet, what are you, Nostradumbass? Stick to the Sensory Business (radio) ‘cus if You lose, It!, you’ll lose a Good Thing—motherfucker!


And in Washington, did John Donald The First just pulled the favorite move of aspiring Hitlers on the “How To Be A Better Despot On Your Way To a More Perfect Tyranny” book, by way of CENSORING COVID–19 related data from the Center and Diseases Control in Atlanta, Georgia?

Breaking The News

Breaking the News… Justice Ginsburg just trolled The Nation (again)… and in Washington, Nicole Wallace just went “Top Gun” by having her breath taken away on Deadline by the REVELATION that if things don’t start to change in real time, there might not be A United States of America on January 2021, even with REGIME Change. Chew on them beans D.A.R.E., Columbia.

And WOIST!!! Did Jared Kushner’s mating partner just pulled an “indirecta” on the good people of Puerto Rico with her choice of Goya Foods product for her illegal corporate sponsorship of Beto Unanue from an official Executive Branch media resource? YOU BETCHA, motherfuckers, it’s a play from that same “despot cookbook”.


In Signs of the End of The World is Near news, Charlie Sykes just introduced the peacock crowd to a place called PORN HUB… oh, The Humanity.

Freud was a motherfucker

Freud was a real motherfucker, and an uncle to all of the Donnie Deutsch-es–es of the world.