Tag Archives: Las más cabronas

Hoy por ser el mes de “las viejas”, te venimos a peinar

Entonces pues, Stéphanie Daniel, you are gonna like the way that “las más cabronas” legislate.

Las más postizas son más cabronas que bonitas ; Los Horóscopos de Durango vía María Isabel de Ayamonte en Huelva.

💃🏻 Antes Muerta Que Sencilla 🤠

Mexican Parliamentary Association of Women for Feminist and Inclusive Commerce

The Woman in Red, March 8th, 2026.

 

Meanwhile in some forgotten municipality in the jungles of southern México, under the ever present presence of the very real “disaperance” monster, local officials instruct the women in their districts to “create their own ‘forensic kit’”.

Mexican Di°putada de mujer, Di°ana Sánchez Barrio, recommended the “Delux” forensic kit from the Kind Laboratoire de L’Oréal in Levallois, Île-de-France, just in case “la niña blanca” comes to take You away, with EYES WIDE SHUT.

Por Cigarros a La Madeleine — Javier Sicilia and the professional agitators en Paris

🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️ Surfer Calavera – Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana… I wanna’ go to San Diego, I wanna’ go y no puedo, Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana, bienvenida a La Juana.

In local news… Bienvenida la cena—sopita de camaró.

 

A new sensation in excesses-ese.

With all due respect to all Down there 🇦🇺… Australia had the day off, this is why Velsho was dressed like a classy undertaker.

El Lugar Correcto (Course de La Reine)… Si Adelita se fuese a Tijuana.

… sources close to Ensenada relay that immediately after a suspect was arrested, El Presidente himself ordered a presidential hug for the surfer killer, and complained about something just like every—fucking–day at Chapultepec.

 After the break
It’s another edition of:
¡Las Más Cabronas!   

Narrated by Katie Phangs, a giraffe, and a pig with lipstick no less.

🎶 Si Adelita se fuera a Mediapart
La seguiría por metro y por bus…

My, mai… my, Cousin Joe, are you mixing your Buffalo Springfield lyrics to fill in between Mika’s birthday bash on the Morning Joe set and the placards at UCLA?

From the Prostitution Ministry in France

Aurore, you ignorant slut! The real anti-Semitic assholes are the settlers in Northern Gaza and they wear the philanderer star of the King who sent his friends to war so that he could fornicate their wives. It’s good to be the King, eh, Madame Bergé!?

https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-gaza-war-israeli-military-tells-palestinians-not-to-return-to-north-Gaza-after-witnesses-say-troops-killed-5
🎶 Si por metro sería sin boleto
Y por bus de columpio por atrás.
It’s not, “… [Y]oung people carrying signs, mostly saying, “”Hooray for our signs³””, Cousin Joe, it is however a perfect fit for all of the Mexican and other assortment of latin American protests in París. The hight of that MEXICAN BOURGEOIS exaltation manifested itself at The Bataclan during a CALLE OCHO concert, where the Ayotzinapa (tutti frutti) ensamble of agitators (for that cause) demanded from the balcony at that concert hall, that Rene, the reggaetonero in that ensamble, acknowledged them before those in attendance that night.

³~. For what is worth, it’s “Hooray for our side”.

…

Indeed, Saint David Ignatus… indeed, why would the Admin treat friends like that

Ladies in Gemini, the plane has landed.
Please remain seated while the plane makes its way to the EM•barca•Dero en Trocadero.

And Bob Costa… if you could save time in a bottle, what would you talk about when you open it up, —you Sum’bitch?

Eye tells you what Mika Brezezninski would talk about, if she would be like say, be chillin’ à la Côte d’Azur… she’d be talking about the SYNDROME Cannabinoïde:

https ://www .cnews .fr /monde /2021-09-19 /syndrome-cannabinoide-quel-est-ce-mal-qui-touche-les-fumeurs-de-cannabis -1127773

or some po’American Girl missing (RIP)in the USA. Word in MARS is that the po’bitch turned into a Cow, or Mickey Mouse. In WORLD KNEWS, if you believe that the Marines who expired at an airport in Kabul, died protecting children then DISNEY most definetly needs to make a feel-good movie about it, and leave out all of the context in that plot. YOUNG AMERICANS.

In local news, NANCY REAGAN’s “Just Say No” campaign is making a comeback at the TWO Théâtres del Pueblo de París³ (en Châtelet), of course, to get the details on this fucking musical rfi International needs to stop shooting at Mí, the messenger.

³… backward difference, page 2, N°2608, Friday, September 17, 2012; CNEWS matin:
L’Œil de Praud

…[L]e 18e arrondissement, est un
symbole de ce qu’est la France
aujourd’hui : Yada, Yada, Yada. Les
Jardins d’Eole sont un scandale
français. Il renferme tous les maux
de notre société : immigration,
violence, drogue, mais, surtout,
je le redis, impossibilité, impuissance à régler le problème.

In other words (literally): COMO México no hay DEUX…
potencias—impotentes

https ://kiosque .cnews .fr /player /?q =NEP&d =2021-09-17&c =CNEWS

… [E]l distrito 18 es un
símbolo de lo que Francia es
hoy: Yada, Yada, Yada. Los jardines de Eole son un
escándalo. Contiene todos los males
de [su] sociedad: la inmigración,
la violencia, las drogas, pero sobre todo,
Repito, la imposibilidad e impotencia de resolver el problema.

Over at Telemundo… Cousin Joe is reviewing a new show called “Las Más Cabronas” starring Kamala Harris.

Breaking the News At the Emmys:
Stephanie Ruhle won All Of The Daytime Emmys.

Deer, Stephanie Ruhle… Öüï has already established that the Vice-president is not going to touch HAITI in Del Rio (Texas) with a 10-foot pole (punto y coma) the VIP is busy with Doña TATI² in BAJA!!!

².) Mexican secretary of the economy