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AMLO… el benemérito de los malandros
Amigo Aussie, Kiwi, or just plain ol’Pasty Gringo, the next time that you are sequestered by a member of “El Pueblo Bueno” use this travel tip and MORENA~francia guarantees that instead of ending up in a hole on the ground on your way to the antipode on the other side of the globe [trou🕳️story] you will be on your way to the next Break and stokeness all day 🏄♂️🏄♂️🏄♂️🏄♂️.
Issy-les-Butthole-Surfers can’t be wrong, upon encountering a 4-T sicario, bandido, or desperate desesperado (desperado in French) the first thing that you, as a tourist, should do is to strike a Jesus Christ Pose (con los brazos abiertos) because that gesture there is the Universal Morena party signal that relays to your torturers that you are hip with Andrés Manuel López Obrador and his populist 4-T.
Abrazos, no balazos

El Golfo de Cortés y Australia … In 2015 (as the FRENCH celebrated Mexican CRIMINALITY during Bastille Day) two Australian surfers, Adam Coleman and Dean Lucas, were killed in western Sinaloa state, across the Gulf of California — also known as the Sea of Cortés— from the Baja peninsula. Authorities say they were victims of highway bandits.
One thing that the captive wave lover, Cheeseburger in Paradise-eating beach bum should not do, EYE REPEATS, — SHOULD KNOT DEW… is to reach for the sky with your arms up in the air on account that your average 4-T sicario might consider you “too ambitious” and thus, you might find your wet suit-wearing ass in little pieces or marinated in acid, so remember, don’t raise your arms in México, the Presidente there does not like it, and the locals have no he°art.
Over at the Avi Velshi Show is Romance in Durango, en Pueblo, Colorado.




