Cinco de mayo — Encuentros sicarios of the 4-T³ kind

³~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Fourth_Transformation

AMLO… el benemérito de los malandros 

 

Abbaye de Saint-Germain-des-Prés… Orden de San Benito Bodoque.

Amigo Aussie, Kiwi, or just plain ol’Pasty Gringo, the next time that you are sequestered by a member of “El Pueblo Bueno” use this travel tip and MORENA~francia guarantees that instead of ending up in a hole on the ground on your way to the antipode on the other side of the globe [trou🕳️story] you will be on your way to the next Break and stokeness all day 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️.

Issy-les-Butthole-Surfers can’t be wrong, upon encountering a 4-T sicario, bandido, or desperate desesperado (desperado in French) the first thing that you, as a tourist, should do is to strike a Jesus Christ Pose (con los brazos abiertos) because that gesture there is the Universal Morena party signal that relays to your torturers that you are hip with Andrés Manuel López Obrador and his populist 4-T.

Abrazos, no balazos

El Golfo de Cortés y Australia … In 2015 (as the FRENCH celebrated Mexican CRIMINALITY during Bastille Day) two Australian surfers, Adam Coleman and Dean Lucas, were killed in western Sinaloa state, across the Gulf of California — also known as the Sea of Cortés— from the Baja peninsula. Authorities say they were victims of highway bandits.

One thing that the captive wave lover, Cheeseburger in Paradise-eating beach bum should not do, EYE REPEATS, — SHOULD KNOT DEW… is to reach for the sky with your arms up in the air on account that your average 4-T sicario might consider you “too ambitious” and thus, you might find your wet suit-wearing ass in little pieces or marinated in acid, so remember, don’t raise your arms in México, the Presidente there does not like it, and the locals have no he°art.

Over at the Avi Velshi Show is Romance in Durango, en Pueblo, Colorado.

Por Cigarros a La Madeleine — Javier Sicilia and the professional agitators en Paris

🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️ Surfer Calavera – Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana… I wanna’ go to San Diego, I wanna’ go y no puedo, Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana, bienvenida a La Juana.

In local news… Bienvenida la cena—sopita de camaró.

 

A new sensation in excesses-ese.

With all due respect to all Down there 🇦🇺… Australia had the day off, this is why Velsho was dressed like a classy undertaker.

El Lugar Correcto (Course de La Reine)… Si Adelita se fuese a Tijuana.

… sources close to Ensenada relay that immediately after a suspect was arrested, El Presidente himself ordered a presidential hug for the surfer killer, and complained about something just like every—fucking–day at Chapultepec.

 After the break
It’s another edition of:
¡Las Más Cabronas!   

Narrated by Katie Phangs, a giraffe, and a pig with lipstick no less.

🎶 Si Adelita se fuera a Mediapart
La seguiría por metro y por bus

My, mai… my, Cousin Joe, are you mixing your Buffalo Springfield lyrics to fill in between Mika’s birthday bash on the Morning Joe set and the placards at UCLA?

From the Prostitution Ministry in France

Aurore, you ignorant slut! The real anti-Semitic assholes are the settlers in Northern Gaza and they wear the philanderer star of the King who sent his friends to war so that he could fornicate their wives. It’s good to be the King, eh, Madame Bergé!?

https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-gaza-war-israeli-military-tells-palestinians-not-to-return-to-north-Gaza-after-witnesses-say-troops-killed-5
🎶 Si por metro sería sin boleto
Y por bus de columpio por atrás.
It’s not, “… [Y]oung people carrying signs, mostly saying, “”Hooray for our signs³””, Cousin Joe, it is however a perfect fit for all of the Mexican and other assortment of latin American protests in París. The hight of that MEXICAN BOURGEOIS exaltation manifested itself at The Bataclan during a CALLE OCHO concert, where the Ayotzinapa (tutti frutti) ensamble of agitators (for that cause) demanded from the balcony at that concert hall, that Rene, the reggaetonero in that ensamble, acknowledged them before those in attendance that night.

³~. For what is worth, it’s “Hooray for our side”.