1 de abril — Sprechen Sie Yesca?

And, Donnie Deutsch… wait one minute GO!

Magnum photos me pela los tallos.

for the record Donnie Deutsch, fuck you.

Leave the fish take the LEAF🚶‍♂️… Houston, we are going to need a new 🌿 Emoji for the next update.

And Öüï begins in South America, where as previously stated to Lola Álvarez Bravo at la Maison de l’Amérique latine (217 SGdP), son SOMBRAS nada mas, —ombres, pues. 

Bleach de Javel

Sounds like a joke…

 

but it is knot. Ask David Ignatius, Zelenskyy is the new PANCHO VILLA fighting for Madero, and the U.S… well the U.S. continue to pull a HENRY LANE WILSON on Eisenstein

Mad Pau : Furiosa en le garde-robe

It’s morning in América… Tijuana edition.

Meanwhile at Issy-de-fippo, it’s la carte blanche to the H.R. MGMT department of models married to peoples who fuck with the stars.

Secrets in Plain Pinault.

Live from Control 32 on msnbc… Bald people for Trump in New York. It’s MORNING in TJ… On the way to I-95.

Send $5 bucks, in Mika’s name.

The Star Hustler, para espontáneos.

And we begin in Mexico where a Devil comet and a Solar eclipse are at la pirámide de Aztlán en Chapultepec drinking a latte when Hilarity walks in and slaps a rabbit onto president AMLO right onto where Paul Stanley’s  KISS 💋 Star goes, and if you are into ORGANILLERO boxes, son SOMBRAS nada más… 👌

Sombras nada mas, ombres pues!.

… but wait, Eddie Murphy steps in and callS the Rabbit Shade, “straight-up PROPAGANDA,” adding that AMLO’s shade on face is no WABBIT! Silly Tom, ask Jerry.

… and Jerry replies in his trademark mute 🔇, that’s right, Eddie Murphy, that’s no Waskaly Wabbit, that there is a Donkey, just like Ewe.

And then Shrek requests that the image on AMLO’s face is edited for accuracy with AN³ ASS.

³~. Aristegui Noticias 📻

Shake your remesas, makers.

🎶 We fell in found love in a hopeless place.

After the break, it’s rich people in Palm Beach, and in Cannes, Pauline Godart goes post-apocalyptique on International Water Your Sports Coat Day after she discovers that Mika Brzezinski and Pauline Paccard have fused their wardrobes in décalage with Day-light Saving Times.

But first, it’s another edition of Secrets in Plain Sight at Libération on Pau24.

“Now don’t be modest, now KNOW Moore, talking… », Öüï all know that the great 🔥 of April 15 became “patrón” of the 45 000 « Tous Mecécès ! » on the Carrousel de la Libération de André Le Notre on the ‘Grande Allée’ de Vaux Le Vicomte.

Indeed, It’s The End Of The World. Cat, mouse and donkey are outing the rabbit 👯‍♂️ ears on Playboy.

And starring as Lalo Mora, Pauline Godart

Any how, Lalo Mora, D.A.T. there Godart brings out the Watts in Mí, Eye kinds of feel like a Yanqui en Ayotzinapa… (step right onto la Trajinera míster Gómez Peralta) enjoy my little rock and roll on your way to Perros Bravos, Nuevo Lyon.

She’s my little rock ‘n’ roll 🥐

… and, Elise Jordania, sis:

Those are the ugliest nipples on a lumberjack sports coat, period!

Coming up after the New Moon, it’s BARACKUDA under the Da Vinci’s afterglow.

That chair ain’t square… and to they, it’s PI Day

Any how, Susana Pubeda…. I’ve HO’id what José Feliciano sounds like singing STING, but can yer’ Sexy ass tell Mí how Feliciano sounds like playing Hang Fire?

If your sweet voice finds out, I Will Take your sexy ass To the Top.

Ooops, Eye did it again… What a Difference A They Makes part tú

First the Cougar and now the Panther.

What a difference a 36-hr. day makes.

 

And ladies in Gemini, don’t take it from Mí… take it from Apolline de Hierbamala en la mañana, she took a ride on the ferris 🎡 wheel but that is  probably because it’s just a cycle, sin embargo el chiste (not a joke) is matching the parallels with 3 x 5 annotated bibliography cards from the recent past, por ejemplo, take Alicia and John, and the good people de la comunidad del país Vasco en Saint-Ouen.

Pariseko Euskal Etxea, via Marjolaine Porten-Kaltenbach López.

I would not mention Detective Héctor Belascoaran Shyne connection to the insurrection to Palacio Nacional in Mexico if don AMLO had not pulled a Calle 13 on the Parisian battle cry of Georgina Moreno and Alicia Leos of, “nos quieren desprestigiar”.

Now then, El chiste de la jiribilla (again, not a joke) is for the advertorial coordinator to be able to juxtapose the images in such a way that if President Joseph R. Biden was to look at that utility white Ford pickup truck slamming onto the Palacio Nacional Doors, that gringo there would see the mob of January the 6th but in a different context, but with notwithstanding the same cult-like fervor.

[French Tacos snapshot next to Edith Piaf’s birthplace at Belleville goes here]

Any how, Niño Luc… on this blog it is always woman’s day, not just to they.

In local news AI took on Asma and another Panther went down in México y ese helicóptero, es en efecto,  —de la marina.

Across The Atlantic, it’s la maz🌽urek de los Cougars, o algo así 🎹

Infra°struc°tur°Ey-shon… ibid. during French siesta Time.

But for… Nadiesha’s bio update 🪶

 1 de marzo, 2024

Note to editors:

Last Boat to El Segundo.

Abort! Abort!, stop the presses-es-ese!!! Stop The Presses-es—ese… and nevermind ESCALANTE!!! LOZADA is CARLOS, and he, LOZADA not Escalante is pulling a Semolina Pilchard but because The Eiffel Tower is on strike LOZADA is climbing up the Washington Monument.

You have to parse the words.

The events depicted in the following subset episodes document the last encounter with Brontis³ à la préfecture de Cité (75004) on September 26 of the year of Our Lorde³ 2014, —on The Twilight Zone. The first episode circles back to the riverside and brings you a word from our sponsor Led Zeppelin and the same old Immigrant Song, now with authentic squeezed German lemons.

Previously on La Fête des Morts à Paris, agenda… the good folks at NadieSh’da updated their but plugs, our All-things Fédérations and Associations correspondent, Catalonio Barcelonnette de Peralvillo, got an Ex-clusive In-side look at Misha’s New but plug:

Also available in BDSM and normies models.

 

Thickle your (🐉) ass with a feather?

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

🎶 And, Eye, WOULD! For, —Ewe.

Alice In Chains.

Ahora sí, from the top: CIELITO 💥 LINDO

A Closer Luc.

 

🎶 Un par d’Ojitos lindos
Cielito HERMOSO, que Luis se roba
💃🏿 Ay, ay, ay, ay
Qué quieres que haga
Porque besando se roba,
Cielito Lindo los escenarios.

We now know why Luis Rubiales stole a kiss from Jenni Hermoso in Australia. Here’s why, but first:

     Just The Facts, Ma’am!

LISTADO OFICIAL DE DORSALES PARA LA COPA DEL MUNDO 2023

Source: Luis Rubiales @ https ://rfef .es /es /noticias /

Exhibit 11 — MEN AT WORK… It’s a mistake. Luis Rubiales, el hasta aún presidente de la Real Federación Española de Futbol se equivocó de jugadora, y en la foto del la entrega de los abrazos se ve claramente que “la tuza” Jenni del Pachuca porta el 10 de Alexia. It’s a clear example of “Wardrobe Malfunction”. Case dismissed.

          DORSAL   NOMBRE DEPORTIVO
 1        Tell  U.S.  Commander, Misa
 2          What do you think? O. Batlle
3            Cus’ we all know Teresa
       4       that you love all that power Paredes
 5 Ivana
6              Is it on then, Aitana
 7         are we on the brink? Irene G.
      8       We wish you’d all throw in the towel Mariona
 9 Esther
10                         It’s a mistake  J. Hermoso
11                         It’s a mistake       Alexia
12 Oihane
13 Enith
14 L. Codina
15 Eva Navarro
16 María Pérez
17 Redondo
18 Paralluelo
19 Olga
20 Rocío
21 Zornoza
22 Athenea
23 Cata Coll

It’s time for Grease… not to be confused with Manteca because that is Dizzy’s weed, knot Crisco Cream, bay-bee. Grease is the word. But seriously, Let’s play hardball.

Arriviste viste nu de Ivy League, o como dice la letra del Bolero de Raquel, “🎶 Pues desde que te fuiste no he tenido, Media Luna 🌓 ».

— Did you, or did you not cut those matress-es labels?

https ://nowiknow .com / pourquoi-les-matelas-sont-liveres-avec-des-etiquettes-de-advertissement

In case of hurricane, break the glass on the Emergency “hugs and doughnuts” kit.

LINDO ~ HERMOSO

… to the Moon, en SEE Chord#

To the moon, Alicia Leos! Meanwhile in Mexico, “las autodefensas” que tanto inspiraron a los co optados del Frente Amplio de Izquierda mexicana, y al “gran” corresponsal de radio france international, El Gran Raphaël Morán, cumplen 8 añotes de andar forjando MERMAS.

Orion goes here (Metallica)… because Zeppelin is for fags.

4 Billion Dollars (US) towards MARS, and the one thing that the WORLD needs to start assimilating right now, before the Planet decides to kill all carbon-based life forms, is that in SPACE 🌌, there won’t be any democracy, this is to say, that a day in MARS will make all of the Arabian Peninsula regimes look like a day at any-given Disney World.

KEY WORD —co optación institucionalizada.

And, GO’ill de Niza, it seems that Cerf-panthére is trying to move in on your Allegretto fo’Kids brand, I mean, can you believe that Cerf-gato (Pantera, mis huevos) is asking, “when is parents day?”… coincidentally, all the little black kids at underprivileged learning institutions in-and-around the French ghettos, are asking the very same question, “when is my parents day”, on account that those little fuckers parents are too busy raising the “Lazy Figaro’s” bobos children in France.

To The Moon, Alicia Leos. To The Motherfunky Moon!

I’m tellin’ Ewe!… To The Moon, GO’ill de Niza, to the Moon.

Twenty minutes is not an appropriate medium to relay my context, let alone this post. So, Juanito Guanabacoa, inform your pinches esquincles that this Blog is only a DRAFT, not a Maison de l’Amérique latine conférence for faggots.

… (Context goes here) And, Alicia Leos, ya tu’sabe que don LEOncio 🇨🇱 en la MAL27 no me dejaria mentir, “Caminante No Hay Camino”, y con todo el respeto que tú senora madre me merece, Saludos Hasta, Cuauhtémoc, ShyWaWa!

 

Check… You know what happened, right?

September 

El OchoYour place for Darts. No inception for the recipients.

2014 ~ 2022

Boot Time, it Checks. My random act of kindness for to They is an Avocado for Cousin Joe.

Lunes 26/9 23h40 CST / 06h40 CET 27/09

Sur l’autoroute Iguala-Mezcala, un camion transportant l’équipe de football amateur Avispones a été abattu, car il a été confondu avec l’unité dans laquelle les normalistas  voyageaient. Trois personnes sont mortes dans cette attaque : Mme Blanca Montiel ; Le joueur d’Avispones, David Josué García, et le chauffeur de camion, Víctor Manuel Lugo.

Numbers… 44, 45, y 46: On the Iguala-Mezcala highway, a truck carrying the Avispones (Hornets) amateur soccer team was shot at, as it was mistaken for the unit in which the normalistas were traveling in. Three people died in this attack: Mrs. Blanca Montiel; Avispones player, David Josué García, and the truck driver, Víctor Manuel Lugo.

I’m Sirius…

El Charrito Pemex and L’ami Y’a bon productions presents:

Ciao 🥖 Cacao
and other assorted slogans.

Ciao Cacao con manouche vegetariano… Alicia Menéndez comes courtesy of The Maze Runner and The Death Cure.

 

“no de dos patas o de dos piernas, sino metálica”.

🏦

Vicente Fox Q.
Presidente Constiticional de los EEUUMM

The year is 2006 and across The Atlantic and beyond La Sierra Nevada  (there is no “sierra morena” in Mexico, that was all propaganda from Mel Brooks in Paris) en Mazatlán las lavadoras de “patas prietas color de llanta” ain’t got a veladora 🪔 to shine on the colonial experience as part of a nutritious breakfast.

“… pero si alguien lo interpretó así, alguna mujer de quienes me están viendo, le pido disculpas, pero amplísimas, amplísimas, con el tema de las lavadoras”

 

Nayarit for Size. Me dijeron que no.

Juanito Guanabacoa of course, mora con Aguascalientes en Playback, desde Nayarit. Según Juanito Guanabacoa, Nayarit quere Decir en CORO: HIJO DE DIOS ENTRE EL SOL Y EL CIELO, ES DECIR, FREDDY, Mercury.

And not live, as Juanito Guanavacoa had promised last week, but he did manage, however, to put himself on the side of the artists, con compromiso con La Préfecture de Paris. Ciao 🥐 Cacao… Musical Guest: Las piernas de tu mamá, Godoy, con i griega of course.

🙂

La Razón por la que el resto del mundo odia a La República Francesa.

Símbolo Autóctono de la policía judicial de la época de Oro de La Guayabera Blanca y los guantes negros, el Papá FRANCISCO reporta desde Québec Alberta Cánada.

Wednesday is independence they… Tuesday you vote or DIE, and Monday? Monday i’m in Love With Ewe and of course, Zeppelin Goes Here.

STILL TO COME:
Residente, el Jamiroquai de Ayotzinapa.

Ya me cansé…. https ://www .bfmtv .com /international /amerique-latine /mexique /etudiants-disparus-au-mexique-l-ex-procureur-general-arrete-64-policiers-et-militaires-recherches _AD-202208200022.html

The incarnation of Tomás de Torquemada if France would have awarded him a Radio Slot on rfpp… and since Juanito GUANABACOA started today “calentada” with un TAJO en Argentina, let me, Armando Serrano-Prieto, show you what Argentina looks like without a ‘water bearer’:

Matchbox…

https ://www .nuevatribuna .es /articulo /cultura—ocio /politica-hidraulica-franquismo /20220712084502200495 .html

Un tajo en Durango es un canal hecho a pico y pala y que se nutre de una presa, Juanito Guanabacoa, no una tajada de la prefectura de François Hollande.

Find out, but if-and-only-if Eye doesn’t fall ‘asleep in the next tumbona de las playas de París. Updated after the Paraná River fires, en La Argentina.

But first, JUSTICE!, at the Katie Phang Show is a relevant Thang, and here is why, in The prosecutorial U S. of A., the only thing that matters is what side you are on.

Aire acondicionado with Évry postre.

Sixty six essays and then some, now Öüï knows how many Knots it takes to tie-down the USSR

Secrets in Plain Sight  

It’s like The Spanish Inquisition, but in Cyrillic.

 

Greek in Cyrillic

Banania for size

Context para Pepito’s biscuits

This is why Jupiter wants the Lithium, stamina wise it’s a Gas Giant… puro pedo, pues. And, Major Thom, Eye knew that you were compensating for fip. fr during your excursion to the ISS… what’s that you got there under them panels of yours,?

 

You ain’t nuttin’ but a Puff fish.