By Homer, Eréndira de Ackerman, it’s a Winner’s Wrath!

House of academics Eréndira Sandoval and John Ackerman robbed in Mexico City…

Ora pues, yo no soy Halcón, I am SIRIUS, Horus. — Shades of Man — ISSY Eye is not the heir Horus is.

And now, Witness To His-Story 2008—2015

From the producers of Charles E. Bohlen and The Leningrad Cowboys, in association with VIVOS SE LOS LLEVARON a París, y PENDEJOS los regresaron hasta Ayotzinapa.

But first, it’s our annual Captain Louis Renault Award.

“I can’t believe that there is fascism in the Fraternity house!”.

At the wheel.

Minuto 90 + 4 :

GERMANIA 1 — Hispania 1

https ://www .lemonde .fr /international /article /2024/07/04 /en-italie-giorgia-meloni-reagit-aux-propos-racistes-et-antisemites-des-jeunes-membres-de-son-parti

Ladies in Gemini, French gremlins from The Economist and EUROPE 1 prevented this most non-consequential blog from finishing the HISPANIA vS Germania match just before La Roja told the CNEWS matin: NO PASARÁN.

In other news, a lackluster performance between Cristiano Ronaldo and Antoine Griezmann secured a semi-final match between La France de Vichy and La España de Franco at the ballot 🇪🇺 box on Sunday

¡No Pasarán!

 

Por Cigarros a La Madeleine — Javier Sicilia and the professional agitators en Paris

🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️ Surfer Calavera – Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana… I wanna’ go to San Diego, I wanna’ go y no puedo, Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana, bienvenida a La Juana.

In local news… Bienvenida la cena—sopita de camaró.

 

A new sensation in excesses-ese.

With all due respect to all Down there 🇦🇺… Australia had the day off, this is why Velsho was dressed like a classy undertaker.

El Lugar Correcto (Course de La Reine)… Si Adelita se fuese a Tijuana.

… sources close to Ensenada relay that immediately after a suspect was arrested, El Presidente himself ordered a presidential hug for the surfer killer, and complained about something just like every—fucking–day at Chapultepec.

 After the break
It’s another edition of:
¡Las Más Cabronas!   

Narrated by Katie Phangs, a giraffe, and a pig with lipstick no less.

🎶 Si Adelita se fuera a Mediapart
La seguiría por metro y por bus

My, mai… my, Cousin Joe, are you mixing your Buffalo Springfield lyrics to fill in between Mika’s birthday bash on the Morning Joe set and the placards at UCLA?

From the Prostitution Ministry in France

Aurore, you ignorant slut! The real anti-Semitic assholes are the settlers in Northern Gaza and they wear the philanderer star of the King who sent his friends to war so that he could fornicate their wives. It’s good to be the King, eh, Madame Bergé!?

https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-gaza-war-israeli-military-tells-palestinians-not-to-return-to-north-Gaza-after-witnesses-say-troops-killed-5
🎶 Si por metro sería sin boleto
Y por bus de columpio por atrás.
It’s not, “… [Y]oung people carrying signs, mostly saying, “”Hooray for our signs³””, Cousin Joe, it is however a perfect fit for all of the Mexican and other assortment of latin American protests in París. The hight of that MEXICAN BOURGEOIS exaltation manifested itself at The Bataclan during a CALLE OCHO concert, where the Ayotzinapa (tutti frutti) ensamble of agitators (for that cause) demanded from the balcony at that concert hall, that Rene, the reggaetonero in that ensamble, acknowledged them before those in attendance that night.

³~. For what is worth, it’s “Hooray for our side”.

1 de abril — Sprechen Sie Yesca?

And, Donnie Deutsch… wait one minute GO!

Magnum photos me pela los tallos.

for the record Donnie Deutsch, fuck you.

Leave the fish take the LEAF🚶‍♂️… Houston, we are going to need a new 🌿 Emoji for the next update.

And Öüï begins in South America, where as previously stated to Lola Álvarez Bravo at la Maison de l’Amérique latine (217 SGdP), son SOMBRAS nada mas, —ombres, pues. 

Bleach de Javel

Sounds like a joke…

 

but it is knot. Ask David Ignatius, Zelenskyy is the new PANCHO VILLA fighting for Madero, and the U.S… well the U.S. continue to pull a HENRY LANE WILSON on Eisenstein

Mad Pau : Furiosa en le garde-robe

It’s morning in América… Tijuana edition.

Meanwhile at Issy-de-fippo, it’s la carte blanche to the H.R. MGMT department of models married to peoples who fuck with the stars.

Secrets in Plain Pinault.

Live from Control 32 on msnbc… Bald people for Trump in New York. It’s MORNING in TJ… On the way to I-95.

Send $5 bucks, in Mika’s name.

The Star Hustler, para espontáneos.

And we begin in Mexico where a Devil comet and a Solar eclipse are at la pirámide de Aztlán en Chapultepec drinking a latte when Hilarity walks in and slaps a rabbit onto president AMLO right onto where Paul Stanley’s  KISS 💋 Star goes, and if you are into ORGANILLERO boxes, son SOMBRAS nada más… 👌

Sombras nada mas, ombres pues!.

… but wait, Eddie Murphy steps in and callS the Rabbit Shade, “straight-up PROPAGANDA,” adding that AMLO’s shade on face is no WABBIT! Silly Tom, ask Jerry.

… and Jerry replies in his trademark mute 🔇, that’s right, Eddie Murphy, that’s no Waskaly Wabbit, that there is a Donkey, just like Ewe.

And then Shrek requests that the image on AMLO’s face is edited for accuracy with AN³ ASS.

³~. Aristegui Noticias 📻

Shake your remesas, makers.

🎶 We fell in found love in a hopeless place.

After the break, it’s rich people in Palm Beach, and in Cannes, Pauline Godart goes post-apocalyptique on International Water Your Sports Coat Day after she discovers that Mika Brzezinski and Pauline Paccard have fused their wardrobes in décalage with Day-light Saving Times.

But first, it’s another edition of Secrets in Plain Sight at Libération on Pau24.

“Now don’t be modest, now KNOW Moore, talking… », Öüï all know that the great 🔥 of April 15 became “patrón” of the 45 000 « Tous Mecécès ! » on the Carrousel de la Libération de André Le Notre on the ‘Grande Allée’ de Vaux Le Vicomte.

Indeed, It’s The End Of The World. Cat, mouse and donkey are outing the rabbit 👯‍♂️ ears on Playboy.

And starring as Lalo Mora, Pauline Godart

Any how, Lalo Mora, D.A.T. there Godart brings out the Watts in Mí, Eye kinds of feel like a Yanqui en Ayotzinapa… (step right onto la Trajinera míster Gómez Peralta) enjoy my little rock and roll on your way to Perros Bravos, Nuevo Lyon.

She’s my little rock ‘n’ roll 🥐

… and, Elise Jordania, sis:

Those are the ugliest nipples on a lumberjack sports coat, period!

Coming up after the New Moon, it’s BARACKUDA under the Da Vinci’s afterglow.

That chair ain’t square… and to they, it’s PI Day

Any how, Susana Pubeda…. I’ve HO’id what José Feliciano sounds like singing STING, but can yer’ Sexy ass tell Mí how Feliciano sounds like playing Hang Fire?

If your sweet voice finds out, I Will Take your sexy ass To the Top.

Ooops, Eye did it again… What a Difference A They Makes part tú

First the Cougar and now the Panther.

What a difference a 36-hr. day makes.

 

And ladies in Gemini, don’t take it from Mí… take it from Apolline de Hierbamala en la mañana, she took a ride on the ferris 🎡 wheel but that is  probably because it’s just a cycle, sin embargo el chiste (not a joke) is matching the parallels with 3 x 5 annotated bibliography cards from the recent past, por ejemplo, take Alicia and John, and the good people de la comunidad del país Vasco en Saint-Ouen.

Pariseko Euskal Etxea, via Marjolaine Porten-Kaltenbach López.

I would not mention Detective Héctor Belascoaran Shyne connection to the insurrection to Palacio Nacional in Mexico if don AMLO had not pulled a Calle 13 on the Parisian battle cry of Georgina Moreno and Alicia Leos of, “nos quieren desprestigiar”.

Now then, El chiste de la jiribilla (again, not a joke) is for the advertorial coordinator to be able to juxtapose the images in such a way that if President Joseph R. Biden was to look at that utility white Ford pickup truck slamming onto the Palacio Nacional Doors, that gringo there would see the mob of January the 6th but in a different context, but with notwithstanding the same cult-like fervor.

[French Tacos snapshot next to Edith Piaf’s birthplace at Belleville goes here]

Any how, Niño Luc… on this blog it is always woman’s day, not just to they.

In local news AI took on Asma and another Panther went down in México y ese helicóptero, es en efecto,  —de la marina.

Across The Atlantic, it’s la maz🌽urek de los Cougars, o algo así 🎹

Infra°struc°tur°Ey-shon… ibid. during French siesta Time.

But for… Nadiesha’s bio update 🪶

 1 de marzo, 2024

Note to editors:

Last Boat to El Segundo.

Abort! Abort!, stop the presses-es-ese!!! Stop The Presses-es—ese… and nevermind ESCALANTE!!! LOZADA is CARLOS, and he, LOZADA not Escalante is pulling a Semolina Pilchard but because The Eiffel Tower is on strike LOZADA is climbing up the Washington Monument.

You have to parse the words.

The events depicted in the following subset episodes document the last encounter with Brontis³ à la préfecture de Cité (75004) on September 26 of the year of Our Lorde³ 2014, —on The Twilight Zone. The first episode circles back to the riverside and brings you a word from our sponsor Led Zeppelin and the same old Immigrant Song, now with authentic squeezed German lemons.

Previously on La Fête des Morts à Paris, agenda… the good folks at NadieSh’da updated their but plugs, our All-things Fédérations and Associations correspondent, Catalonio Barcelonnette de Peralvillo, got an Ex-clusive In-side look at Misha’s New but plug:

Also available in BDSM and normies models.

 

Thickle your (🐉) ass with a feather?

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

🎶 And, Eye, WOULD! For, —Ewe.

Alice In Chains.

Ahora sí, from the top: CIELITO 💥 LINDO

A Closer Luc.

 

🎶 Un par d’Ojitos lindos
Cielito HERMOSO, que Luis se roba
💃🏿 Ay, ay, ay, ay
Qué quieres que haga
Porque besando se roba,
Cielito Lindo los escenarios.

We now know why Luis Rubiales stole a kiss from Jenni Hermoso in Australia. Here’s why, but first:

     Just The Facts, Ma’am!

LISTADO OFICIAL DE DORSALES PARA LA COPA DEL MUNDO 2023

Source: Luis Rubiales @ https ://rfef .es /es /noticias /

Exhibit 11 — MEN AT WORK… It’s a mistake. Luis Rubiales, el hasta aún presidente de la Real Federación Española de Futbol se equivocó de jugadora, y en la foto del la entrega de los abrazos se ve claramente que “la tuza” Jenni del Pachuca porta el 10 de Alexia. It’s a clear example of “Wardrobe Malfunction”. Case dismissed.

          DORSAL   NOMBRE DEPORTIVO
 1        Tell  U.S.  Commander, Misa
 2          What do you think? O. Batlle
3            Cus’ we all know Teresa
       4       that you love all that power Paredes
 5 Ivana
6              Is it on then, Aitana
 7         are we on the brink? Irene G.
      8       We wish you’d all throw in the towel Mariona
 9 Esther
10                         It’s a mistake  J. Hermoso
11                         It’s a mistake       Alexia
12 Oihane
13 Enith
14 L. Codina
15 Eva Navarro
16 María Pérez
17 Redondo
18 Paralluelo
19 Olga
20 Rocío
21 Zornoza
22 Athenea
23 Cata Coll

It’s time for Grease… not to be confused with Manteca because that is Dizzy’s weed, knot Crisco Cream, bay-bee. Grease is the word. But seriously, Let’s play hardball.

Arriviste viste nu de Ivy League, o como dice la letra del Bolero de Raquel, “🎶 Pues desde que te fuiste no he tenido, Media Luna 🌓 ».

— Did you, or did you not cut those matress-es labels?

https ://nowiknow .com / pourquoi-les-matelas-sont-liveres-avec-des-etiquettes-de-advertissement

In case of hurricane, break the glass on the Emergency “hugs and doughnuts” kit.

LINDO ~ HERMOSO