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ICE-stapo : l’Ancienne Régime Remastered vol. tú

[…] and Zeppelin goes here, The Lemon 🍋 Song because I forgot to rub deodorant on my Florida regions, but just like a lime will soften that tequila kick for the WHITE masses, so will a lime, lemon, or even a French pamplemousse for any 🧐 armpit.

La Gestapo, acronyme tiré de l’allemand Geheime Staatspolizei signifiant « Police Secrète d’État », était la police politique du Troisième Reich.

for the un-initiated, ask Governor Schwarzenegger (R-CA) for an updated transliteration of the CALC that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement in them United States in the continent of AMÉRICA is, of Hitler’s secret police.

German 🍺 breakfast and a French 🍋 shower…
Brian’s sister showed me how it’s done in the kitchen.

Across the Atlantic, Denisa Kerschova moved to a Manhattan Hotel just to see the Autumn 🍂 Leaves fall on a very complicated park.

Any 🦉 hoot, María Teresa Kumar… Gooooo, Dodgers, but seriously does The Pope piss in Rome?

Ewe’betcha.

The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

“But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora

Return of The Mack – Juan Fco. de la Torre

D.a.r.e. it is… in Paris, France, sirens turn into remoras, and isn’t that the way things go at La Sorbonne, just say’n.

Wonderwall… puto el que no Dante.

Oh mio caro bambino, ti ripeto Alberto Nájar che questo è il terzo atto di un atto di matricolazione a San Brdo. CA… né angelo 🪽 né bandito 🛵: Renegade🪶.

Soul 🇬🇧 to 🇫🇷 Soul

Spectacles para tus esposas… la liberación de París.

Keep on Truckin’ nigga.

Wop translation provided by DEEPL… the peep’ols twister.

De cualquier manera Madame Hidalgo, as the first Made-in-France refugee, Happy Libération meal, and say Jell-O®️ to Valérie Pécresse.

¡Estó es grave en Rollin’Stone… FIP went on Strike Mode!!!

 

Ricardo Monreal y los amigos de John Mill Ackerman en la Sorbona del Colegio de Francia³

A buen entendedor, Raf Sánchez en MSNBC…

Radio Molotov

en México, señor Sánchez a esos changos la Fiscalía General de La República los tiene identificados como “madrinas”, y aquí en Francia la co optación de criminales para los servicios de inteligencia no se como los tengan tildados, o tildadas pero lo que sí sé es de que todos y todas esas “madrinas” reciben un pago-en-especie o dinEUROS con la bendita CAF.

Enter Juanito Guanavacoa y los amigos de Pablo Gleason en: proceso, rfi, Mediapart y medios que resulten responsables como la AFP (Latin American news desk).

Telephone Cards Solidarias de S.F.R. now in consolidation mode.

 

³~. De Francia, Alberto Nájar en “El Zacazonapán”… en Francia, don Beto. En contexto señor Nájar, es evidente que usted es el portavoz extra oficial de la presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum y que todo lo que no encaja o encaje pues no sale, como dirían en La Maldita Vecindad, en la foto oficial de la 4ª Transformación de corrupciones “buenas”… no como las del antiguo partido de Octavio Paz de dónde por cierto se amamantaron todos los políticos, políticas y, pillos de morena, el partido que según cuenta la canción de El Barzón, suda nejayote de sus poros como un coreano perspira kimchi en un elevador. Ándele, no sea tímido, póngale TILDE a su buena barra de información, o como dicen en Perote, Veracruz : no sea culo y fume mota del Borrego junto al Camarón.

En fin Alberto Nájar, a continuación es Radio Colombia en Venezuela vía la Cineteca Nacional del Cine de Centro América en Châtelet …. All Öüï need is a Gringo from Canadá de la biblioteca de La Westfield Mall.

Fraçois Truffaut took a wrong turn en South Park; Season 27, Episode 3 : long synopsis short French filmmaker uses Vladimir Putin’s logic and fuses Central America into México and there is nothing that The United Nations can do about the illegal BORDERLAND FILMS land grab. Hilarity Ensues when the frenchman gets picked up by the DEA in Zacatecas.

Entre líneas con La Juventud Venezolana de Banderilla, Veracruz.

Me fui—a comer birria con el pozolero de Botzaris

El pozolero de Botzaris y un barbero³ de Sevilla están tomando cerveza en un antro del inframundo de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon en la Maison de l’Amérique latine en París, Francia, carcajadas contagiosas de hilaridad hilada siguen cuando regresemos luego de una birria 🍺 sin pozole.

³~. Un barbero en México no necesariamente usa una guayabera como uniforme, tampoco le arregla los bigotes a los bobos gentrificadores de Coyoacán y a lo mejor hasta de los bosques de Dinamarca o FINlandia.

Polacos en Polanco, Marie Skłodowska-Curie anda de vacaciones.

 

³~. Lo que si está establecido en México, y en toda la música del mundo es de que un barbero en México siempre de los siempres, incluso en domingo… está a un lado de un o una pinche polítika. Over at Mar-a-Lago these oxígen thiefs are referred to on the pages of every Webster’s dictionary as SYCOPHANTS.

Ah, hominy, ah, hominy—yes, indeed, it’s fun time

Sure Shot 💉 Because Ewe Can’t, Ewe won’t, and Jew don’t stop.

John Mill Ackerman y los hijos del quinto partido de la transformación

Víctor Quintana Silveyra… and/or Zeppelin goes here.

In Russia, Putin just told The U.S.A. to go Trump themselves. Know Which Way Is Up.

Esas Perras de Morena nomas en la Casa de Ackerman… al fin “chuchos” del PSUM ✏️

Presente :

Ain’t nobody making things up… this must be the place for Talking Heads en tiempos de putas venezolanas con hambre en La Cuarta Transformación de López Obrador y su esposa la “española” con nombre alemán en La Chingada.

Bring it… I see your wanna be Dre’s, doctor³.

³~. Knot you Poisson, tell your dad to keep his Rottweiler’s at bay from Monterrey. Benjamin Franklin follows while Tommy watches the scene go by.

france culture y la política ficción de la L.E.F.³

Peach and Mario – Just Friends… nothing to see here.

It’s all Greek to Mí, and over at Morning Joe, the entire CockSucking team, except Katty Kay, is figuring out Why Argentina is big on The Rock en Tu Idioma scène.

In Texas news, Democrats flee the state fearing that the Patron Saint of Pedophiles will cast a spell (or point the finger at them) and send them to the Alligator Jail in Jeffrey Epstein recruiting swamps.

Lonnie Anderson stars as a 13-year old.

³~. Liberté, Égalité, Franglais sources close to Valérie Pécresse at La RATP relay that there is pickpocketing going on at La Places d’Italie, Jazz du Métro and other assorted vocalists are sounding the alarm, but personally I (Armando Segovia) can relay that Valérie is making a killin’ with the separation of BUS and MÉTRO tickets, and here is why nigga’ :  because when someone decides to jump onto the tracks hoping to die, your metro ticket will not be valid on the Bus/Tram network de Paris… and you can walk that to the PARKS, Marvin.

Las Belgas Son Más Cabronas, period!

“¡Para la memoria!” That’s what the Mexican Foreign Service in San Bernardino, California, relayed to their compinches~counterparts at the Mexican consulate located at rue de Notre Dama de Las Victorias en Paris, Francia, on January of 2011, two weeks to be precise before the start of the failed Year of Mexico in France.

🟣 la cultura juarense de Vilma Fuentes en Francia

Beatified Pimp of TRUMP’S Cult of Pizza-eating Pedophiles in Florida.

¡Para la memoria!… it means ¡Stop the memory! And if you are the person in charge of musing the RAYUELA reflection of the day at La Jornada in Mexico City, your spiel to THEY reads empty and hypocritical, but keep on rocking them REMESAS Gentrificadas en tiempos de hambre.

¡Hello Goodbye!

If your name is Johanne Poisson… you of all people should know* / La Moraleja 🇪🇸

*~. Your mother always knew, that Zacatecas had a copy of the keys to your front door… all the way back to 2008 in Montpellier.

Olga Sánchez Cordero (French légion d’honneur 🎖️) for the release of Florence Cassez.

Todo Adán lleva Augusto al costo (lateral)

Hey 🏄🏽 baby won’t you take a chance
Let’s dance 🩰

Po’Boy is not from SciencesPo, regardless of what Alejandro Poiré said in 2012.

Bien belga la hembra… it’s part of the French touch en Bruselas, because one has to be Euro-trash to talk about Mexico en France 24 or el canal 26 de AGSTV.

Let’s Dance… we’ll do the Twist-the Stomp-the MASHed potato tú.

En fin, you are going to like the way you look, MELANIA mexicana… la moraleja, SERGIO ÁVALOS, está en una matrícula consular³ y el hecho de que tú partido morenista es igual al de los “MAGA” en la Riviera Maya… heróico buque los de la naval mexicana.

Previously on the continuing adventures of Teeny Tiny Cat

If they asked Mí, Johanne Poisson, Eye could write a book.

Knews Ewe Could Use

The Katt’s out of the bag and the toothpaste is back in the TUBES and with ol’Due respect Eva Victor can suck on my catnip.

Stories which, will be relevant five, ten, twenty years from now… because TIME NOW is won emit and TIME LOST is just a thing.

… when Öüï returns Mika Brzezinski takes a skinnydip en La Quebrada, and Armando Hoyos takes a colourful picture for the paparazzi at The New York Post and let’s just say that the eyebrows don’t match the Lashes on them little ol’Eyes.

Unfiltered:

Spin this

If your name is Laurent Nuñez and you are the Préfect de police: fuck you and the cop who told me that I could not take a picture of the after-maths

Patterns for César Le Benevolent :

Fantasy Formula and Global Pedophiles on the Morning Snap-on of Saint Donald Day.

firstly, Öüï must go back to the morning after the Inter Miami headed back to Mar-a-Lago following Zlatan’s comment regarding Messi’s teammates… now Eye’s been to a few manifs and a couple of mime marathons along The Seine but I have never seen the streets littered so neatly with trash, every artery from the place where a sicario dared to show his face and just for penitence sake killed a French King to death, to the other side of Duc des Lombards and all the  way back to Innocents Square.

This Bud’s for Ewe.

(48.851094,2.344523)

Eye tell you César, at first light the quartier looked like it had been customed fit-ted with a multi-brand quilt sparkled with shattered vodka, aromitised beer and other assorted alcohol bottles, by nine in the morning it was evident that the best sanitation and trash pickup in the whole wide world of Sports was only going to clear the trash from the cobblestone not from the sidewalks; by noon it was the businesses themselves who had to ask their workers to clear all the shit from their doors.

July 15 — Saint Donald They. Dished by Donald O’Tacos and devoured by Rosie O’Donnell.

By the time that Bayern Munich ended their engagement in the MAGA FIFA World Cup 2025 it was clear that Mme. Hidalgo was not going to be putting up with the suburbs shenanigans after the PSG’s games.

Incest Don

Now on the night that Mbappé cried in Castellano, the streets at Châtelet where eerily quiet and only a handful of bars had the PSG match on their screens.

Le 36 quai des Orfèvres à la écran… “ya llegó Nikki Lauda, todo el mundo está aquí ».

¿En dondé está la biblioteca?

 

Televisa and MSNBC Presenta:

Jump to Mañana y los nobles on Morning Joe… This is no time for Siesta, this IS Acapulco infantilization time, sleep… Everything Is Under Narco Control.

Based on El Chavo del Ocho’s strategy.