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Uno de febrero… y dos con Sal

Still to come on Ashley TV, “a shirt too large”… and in Kansas City, Claire McCass baked a carrot cake… my favorite, stick around because we are putting the finishing touches to that picture that the former senatx (for the LatinX crowd) requested from u.s., and boy does The Claire looks bare. In the words of the Cerf-panthère, “It’s a one for the…”, anyone? “Two for the show…”, Geronimo!!! “Three to get…”, 3, 2, what? Anyone?

The funds for the Spanish National Football Team’s fencing and ballet lessons came from a grant from The Switzerland after it was revealed that Juan Carlos the FO’ist,The FO’ist, Willie Geist, delivered a lot of money and loot to the Neutral Davos… AND WHAT’s MOORE NEUTRAL THAN An rfi snapshot, A Melting Pot(head) of course, JUST LOOK AT lo variopinto of all those names, from the Á (on the angel, sin tildar) to the little zeta on the Efé (aussie)sin tildar… and if you missed LAS EFéMERIDES from the first draft, Ashley Chevalier, here’s a time-delayed instant RamenDoodle.

https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /sports /20210131-handball-l-espagne-prend-le-bronze-au-mondial-2021-face-à-la-france

Quick Programming Note: a kind reminder to our sponsors at El Patrón’s house, i don’t select the news cycle and the theme is not improvised, think of it as building a newspaper with Tetris pieces.

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Radio-Luxembourg, 1 de febrero 1954… for the previous 30-days winter was at its whitest, in other words, “Baby it’s cold outside” and so a French Abbé (you know, The Monk) was urged by a journalist to grab a mic and stir insurrection in the name of kindness (bondad, if youse a dirty Spaniard) .:. CBB348D3-7909-4D69-A623-CD9E82F1D8AB 🤾🏽‍♂️ The drama during the previous thirty days was not unlike like Whiteness doubling down on violence on the Asphalt of the current United States, the difference is that when it comes to dealing with winter whiteness one alone cannot reason with them flakes and ICE chunks, just like with them flakes and ICE chunk counterparts in the rank and file of racist police unions, so with that in mind… Yes, it’s true, we probably don’t deserve the space, but then you don’t know, « the rest of the story ».

In Sports, the French National Football Team looses Egypt to The Spanish Armada… those fucken’ Walt Disney Zorros! Nope it’s not what you think; i’m talking about a properly named sport, based on the motherfucking body parts that are used during the competition or friendly match, por ejemplo, Raquelito, check it out, the French didn’t go ahead and invented a set of hands to then go call the sport that uses said extremities attachments one-each Left and Right… and sometimes even ambidextrous to call the Superbowl a game of FootBall‽‽‽ What are you, like Canadians, or something!

Anyway, The France lost Egypt to The Spain, and there is nothing that the King Philippe V can do about it, The France must surrender the Obelisk at Concord Place to Madrid.

… previously on, “may i interest you in a Brazilian?”

Groundhog Phil follows.

Nueva York es un Helado y Francia parece UNA LAGUNA, hay 15° C en la Torre Eiffel and we begin Black History Month in: 

Wait for it, Willie Geist, wait…

Ahhhhh Fuck IT. We Beguine The Beguine in Guadalajara, que es un llano y México? Mexico is what? Memo, Mexico is to France what Torreón (The Watchtower) is to bodies of water, what?

Note to script monkees at the desk:

In local news, February 2 found the so called “winter truce” in France extended until the “surrender Summer”. Schoolyards will remain silent for an additional two weeks in February…

The following is General Arroyo’s reaction when he finds out that an Old Gringo and franco-brasilien Automobile corsair dried up Raymundo, El Palmito y hasta el mismísimo Nazas… de Natchez (if you are in on the joke).

— !AMBROSIO!!!

— Mande usted mi general?

— En Dónde jodidos están los cocodrilos? Y El WaWa, El AGUA—chinga’o, quién diantres se la voló?

— Pos’ quién, mi general? Pa’que CEA’se‽

— Pásame esa carabina, cabrón.

And now you know, how Televisa got it’s SHOCKolate Au LAIT for Five pieces of Quartz.

Page 2 – Don’t ride the White Horse

“What’s on Tuesday?” Asked, Chuck D.
on the former Rachel Maddow radio show.

Meanwhile at Planet Ashley… it’s all the pretty ponies. Anyhow, Mme. Chevallier, how’bout them diabolique bobos, eh? And i never thought that i would see the Flaming Lips on a penis masturbating on a bubble so early in the morning, but hey, if it’s a story about incest Oklahoma is KNOT far behind…

and please, you Republican honcho mule rider—don’t tell me that i didn’t tell foreshadow you (OMBREh) about a ring around the Sun; i just didn’t tell you which star: check it out, you conservative excuse to do the Humpty Dance on the msnbc’s, let Ashley show you how the new Humpty Dump is done; numero uno, you grab a piece of paper and write, “I have to Pi”, numero dos, you get the fucken’ idea.

HOW–Eva’, you failed muppet on The Daily Show (look it up BFM’ers… it’s trou!) let my man Ay-Ay-Ayman Mohyeldin show you how to properly piss in an Olympic Pool, or something like that… it’s kind of like pissing in a bottle, but a lot more fun, just look at that fucker smile.

There it is…

Anyhoot, fuckers—that’s CABRONEx, for the LATIN xers— did you happen to CATCH THE UPPER PART OF MY OWN Mary Shelley, on BFM’er TV… you literally can’t make this shit up, Pénelopé… LUC BESSON!!! In his wildest WET DREAMS COULDN’t dream A Fifth Elemento like me. Like ME, Fuckers, like me. I just need Las Pompis d’Eau and i am Seth, Isis… fuck Osiris.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /jan /26 /ageing-pompidou-centre-in-paris-to-close-for-four-years-for-renovation

Talents and competences visas in FRANCE are for FAGS!!! “POR LA LIBRE”, sr. Cuarón se hace mejor… bola de putos. And FIP Sirens… here’s why, get some popcorn and get Raphaël Moran and his friend Pablo Gleason on the set, i know that i won’t win. I know that nothing will change. I know that nobody is reading; except for the most informed cop in France, but for the record, the score is an acquitted child kidnapper (from Lille) and a journalist that puts “friendship” over the corruption of your institutions to Make A Former Mexican president look good in your 2015 Bastille Day Parade… and PEOPLE THAT GOT RAPED BY THEIR PARENTS AT SciencesPo.

Rodrigo’s fictional character in the aforementioned Classroom flic:

— You fucked our aunt!

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And,… [S]tarring as Rodrigo’s auntie:

KATY KAY, with a special cameo on the progressive Sinema screen by Mika Brzezinski.

Anyhow, Mr. MACRON, you see this soul ⤵️ below? I was that little-boy (inside of the face of the Tesseract already explained before), but you know what Mr. Macron, Manuel Valls y los Amigos de México en la Unesco y La OCDE might have crushed my Spirit, but never my Soul.

Previously on, « Merci pour ce moment » .:. 8986787A-8C7B-41CF-9511-07FF75CF82DD .:. With All Due Respect.

With all due respect, the ⤴️ above is submitted for your consideration; and SWEET PERRA* OF MINE, it is nothing more than “un Uso Justo de todas las Medias parts” in the adaptation draft for the next BFM’er “Dateline-like” series.