Uno de febrero… y dos con Sal

Still to come on Ashley TV, “a shirt too large”… and in Kansas City, Claire McCass baked a carrot cake… my favorite, stick around because we are putting the finishing touches to that picture that the former senatx (for the LatinX crowd) requested from u.s., and boy does The Claire looks bare. In the words of the Cerf-panthère, “It’s a one for the…”, anyone? “Two for the show…”, Geronimo!!! “Three to get…”, 3, 2, what? Anyone?

The funds for the Spanish National Football Team’s fencing and ballet lessons came from a grant from The Switzerland after it was revealed that Juan Carlos the FO’ist,The FO’ist, Willie Geist, delivered a lot of money and loot to the Neutral Davos… AND WHAT’s MOORE NEUTRAL THAN An rfi snapshot, A Melting Pot(head) of course, JUST LOOK AT lo variopinto of all those names, from the Á (on the angel, sin tildar) to the little zeta on the Efé (aussie)sin tildar… and if you missed LAS EFéMERIDES from the first draft, Ashley Chevalier, here’s a time-delayed instant RamenDoodle.

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Quick Programming Note: a kind reminder to our sponsors at El Patrón’s house, i don’t select the news cycle and the theme is not improvised, think of it as building a newspaper with Tetris pieces.

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Radio-Luxembourg, 1 de febrero 1954… for the previous 30-days winter was at its whitest, in other words, “Baby it’s cold outside” and so a French Abbé (you know, The Monk) was urged by a journalist to grab a mic and stir insurrection in the name of kindness (bondad, if youse a dirty Spaniard) .:. CBB348D3-7909-4D69-A623-CD9E82F1D8AB 🤾🏽‍♂️ The drama during the previous thirty days was not unlike like Whiteness doubling down on violence on the Asphalt of the current United States, the difference is that when it comes to dealing with winter whiteness one alone cannot reason with them flakes and ICE chunks, just like with them flakes and ICE chunk counterparts in the rank and file of racist police unions, so with that in mind… Yes, it’s true, we probably don’t deserve the space, but then you don’t know, « the rest of the story ».

In Sports, the French National Football Team looses Egypt to The Spanish Armada… those fucken’ Walt Disney Zorros! Nope it’s not what you think; i’m talking about a properly named sport, based on the motherfucking body parts that are used during the competition or friendly match, por ejemplo, Raquelito, check it out, the French didn’t go ahead and invented a set of hands to then go call the sport that uses said extremities attachments one-each Left and Right… and sometimes even ambidextrous to call the Superbowl a game of FootBall‽‽‽ What are you, like Canadians, or something!

Anyway, The France lost Egypt to The Spain, and there is nothing that the King Philippe V can do about it, The France must surrender the Obelisk at Concord Place to Madrid.

… previously on, “may i interest you in a Brazilian?”

Groundhog Phil follows.

Nueva York es un Helado y Francia parece UNA LAGUNA, hay 15° C en la Torre Eiffel and we begin Black History Month in: 

Wait for it, Willie Geist, wait…

Ahhhhh Fuck IT. We Beguine The Beguine in Guadalajara, que es un llano y México? Mexico is what? Memo, Mexico is to France what Torreón (The Watchtower) is to bodies of water, what?

Note to script monkees at the desk:

In local news, February 2 found the so called “winter truce” in France extended until the “surrender Summer”. Schoolyards will remain silent for an additional two weeks in February…

The following is General Arroyo’s reaction when he finds out that an Old Gringo and franco-brasilien Automobile corsair dried up Raymundo, El Palmito y hasta el mismísimo Nazas… de Natchez (if you are in on the joke).

— !AMBROSIO!!!

— Mande usted mi general?

— En Dónde jodidos están los cocodrilos? Y El WaWa, El AGUA—chinga’o, quién diantres se la voló?

— Pos’ quién, mi general? Pa’que CEA’se‽

Pásame esa carabina, cabrón.

And now you know, how Televisa got it’s SHOCKolate Au LAIT for Five pieces of Quartz.

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