The password is: The monk bought lunch

A Colbert reportage [place holder for Amnesty International, PARIS] goes here:

Per your request, Mr. Pérez, the following is a segment D.A.T. Eye is going to call, —con el permiso de Roger— Roger and Mí 🌬DB17CE92-8BF4-4C0E-98E4-22E43EDFC479 💨 * Cowbell equals Context… and Tim Apple, you son of a bitch, —WHY? Why is there no cowbell emoji on your danG’on diVice? Eh! 🎨 Guess that Eye is going to have to draw you a picture.

BUT FO’ist, WAIT!!! Stop the Art Review‼️‼️‼️HOLY FUCK! Roger, not to be outdone by Nashville’s 4th of July celebratory celebration of some kind of ceremony, La Mairie de Paris is bringing out Les Plagues, ⛱  or something like that (all Whale skeleton, no umbrella when it rains)  by The Seine, take it from Jonah, he’s been around.

This is what Ewe might call, an ironic shade of logistics. It’s part of the infrastructure if you can go beyond High-Speed DSL amtracks from Peru, and Mr. Pérez, Eye knows that Ewe know what Mí is talking about.

Any how, Mr. Pérez, gonna jump to page Tú and for the rest of the week you SiR will be the centerpiece. You Are Going to Like the way you look, but if your ASS CALLED THE CODE RED, you are going to be brushed-off. D.A.T. i promise Mr. García, at the Mexican Consulate and The Bourse de Paris… where little’ol Eye sleeps… for now.

Live from the Rock and Roll Circus, it’s the most famous newspaper clip in Neil Young’s “free world »: J’Accuse…! Details after all this time remain murky in innuendo, but Öüï gets it.

Any how, ELISA JO… will you marry Mí? There’s one condition though, you must keep your promise to always walk on the sunny side of the Street, —even when it RAins.

… [B]ecause a picture without context is in the best scenario, pro•pa•ganda (punto y coma) and at the opposite end of the Spectrum, it is probably quite possibly nothing more than advertisement for the masses.

It’s the bottom of the Third, and Paris All-Star Mayor, Anne Hidalgo, remains at the mound, the score is not relevant this early in the game suffice to say that the Paris All-stars playing are down by more than three runs, Army Staff General, Alfred Dreyfus is first in the Bating Order and Alexis the “Tee” de Tocqueville follows and then you can expect to see the King’s confessor, The One and Only, Père Lachaise.

Over on the color channel, the all-khemists All-Stars are breaking the Color CYAN down (punto y tome) but in a good güey, Carroll. And, Willie Geist—across the street at Studio 3A in Babylon 2, it’s Hot Lips meets Major (representative in Pennsylvania) Houlahan.

Objects on mirror are closer than they appear 🚲🚲🚲🚲 Over at Le Tour de France, Marianne, not the France is considering making the VACCINE mandatory, not an option. And, Marcus Miller … Eye regret to inform you that a SCHEDULING CONFLICT will make it impossible for U.S. to meet you à Juan (pronounced ‘YuAn’) on account that i am due for a second shot of that Covid potion. Carry-on… Yo, SPIKE! SPIKE!!! SPIKE! Don’t make me get on an SNCF stow-away spot and Troll your Cannes-es_Ese. I have three day’s to spare.

And, Cousin Joe, IDE (pronounced like) I’d tell Ewe what, CyanIDE) the reason that historians call it the “roaring 20’s” is because “pan y circo” was already taken by the Umpire! PLAYBOL.

 

Uno de febrero… y dos con Sal

Still to come on Ashley TV, “a shirt too large”… and in Kansas City, Claire McCass baked a carrot cake… my favorite, stick around because we are putting the finishing touches to that picture that the former senatx (for the LatinX crowd) requested from u.s., and boy does The Claire looks bare. In the words of the Cerf-panthère, “It’s a one for the…”, anyone? “Two for the show…”, Geronimo!!! “Three to get…”, 3, 2, what? Anyone?

The funds for the Spanish National Football Team’s fencing and ballet lessons came from a grant from The Switzerland after it was revealed that Juan Carlos the FO’ist,The FO’ist, Willie Geist, delivered a lot of money and loot to the Neutral Davos… AND WHAT’s MOORE NEUTRAL THAN An rfi snapshot, A Melting Pot(head) of course, JUST LOOK AT lo variopinto of all those names, from the Á (on the angel, sin tildar) to the little zeta on the Efé (aussie)sin tildar… and if you missed LAS EFéMERIDES from the first draft, Ashley Chevalier, here’s a time-delayed instant RamenDoodle.

https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /sports /20210131-handball-l-espagne-prend-le-bronze-au-mondial-2021-face-à-la-france

Quick Programming Note: a kind reminder to our sponsors at El Patrón’s house, i don’t select the news cycle and the theme is not improvised, think of it as building a newspaper with Tetris pieces.

https ://www .fondation-abbe-pierre.fr /la-fondation-abbe-pierre /la-vie-de-labbe-pierre /appel-abbe-pierre-1er-fevrier-1954

Radio-Luxembourg, 1 de febrero 1954… for the previous 30-days winter was at its whitest, in other words, “Baby it’s cold outside” and so a French Abbé (you know, The Monk) was urged by a journalist to grab a mic and stir insurrection in the name of kindness (bondad, if youse a dirty Spaniard) .:. CBB348D3-7909-4D69-A623-CD9E82F1D8AB 🤾🏽‍♂️ The drama during the previous thirty days was not unlike like Whiteness doubling down on violence on the Asphalt of the current United States, the difference is that when it comes to dealing with winter whiteness one alone cannot reason with them flakes and ICE chunks, just like with them flakes and ICE chunk counterparts in the rank and file of racist police unions, so with that in mind… Yes, it’s true, we probably don’t deserve the space, but then you don’t know, « the rest of the story ».

In Sports, the French National Football Team looses Egypt to The Spanish Armada… those fucken’ Walt Disney Zorros! Nope it’s not what you think; i’m talking about a properly named sport, based on the motherfucking body parts that are used during the competition or friendly match, por ejemplo, Raquelito, check it out, the French didn’t go ahead and invented a set of hands to then go call the sport that uses said extremities attachments one-each Left and Right… and sometimes even ambidextrous to call the Superbowl a game of FootBall‽‽‽ What are you, like Canadians, or something!

Anyway, The France lost Egypt to The Spain, and there is nothing that the King Philippe V can do about it, The France must surrender the Obelisk at Concord Place to Madrid.

… previously on, “may i interest you in a Brazilian?”

Groundhog Phil follows.

Nueva York es un Helado y Francia parece UNA LAGUNA, hay 15° C en la Torre Eiffel and we begin Black History Month in: 

Wait for it, Willie Geist, wait…

Ahhhhh Fuck IT. We Beguine The Beguine in Guadalajara, que es un llano y México? Mexico is what? Memo, Mexico is to France what Torreón (The Watchtower) is to bodies of water, what?

Note to script monkees at the desk:

In local news, February 2 found the so called “winter truce” in France extended until the “surrender Summer”. Schoolyards will remain silent for an additional two weeks in February…

The following is General Arroyo’s reaction when he finds out that an Old Gringo and franco-brasilien Automobile corsair dried up Raymundo, El Palmito y hasta el mismísimo Nazas… de Natchez (if you are in on the joke).

— !AMBROSIO!!!

— Mande usted mi general?

— En Dónde jodidos están los cocodrilos? Y El WaWa, El AGUA—chinga’o, quién diantres se la voló?

— Pos’ quién, mi general? Pa’que CEA’se‽

Pásame esa carabina, cabrón.

And now you know, how Televisa got it’s SHOCKolate Au LAIT for Five pieces of Quartz.

Dear, Abbé Pierre (Patrón) have an Apple

It’s the Eve of the most metal of all the RATT’s, — The Corona Rat!

Ahhhh, Chucky Shaky!!!

Ahhhh, Chucky Shaky!!! Shifty Shacky is one B.A.D. Mothe—shut yo’Mouth— Trump ain’t got nothing on the Right Write.

BUT FOist, dear Patrón,
It’s a special Edition of
National Sports Day.
The Arena at Châtelet – Les Halles
is now Sanitized and ready to blow.
La Guardia Nacional (gendarmes)
have made full–use of
LORDE Haussmann’s strategic funneling
along every possible avenue of approach from
Les MisérablesVer. 5.0,
scrimmage has been corded and barricaded–off; SIRENS are wailing and if youse a tourist in Paris, France, right NOW, this (motherfuckers) is the best SHOW in town. It’s like the RUNNING OF THE BULLS, with a hint of Rage Against The Machine
🍏

Anyway, Senator HAKEEM JEFFERIES, you D.A.R.E. ask “What is M.O.R.E. American than Baseball and Apple P.I.E.?” Why, Mí, of course… but seriously the only thing more American than those two Avatars, ⚾️ and 🍏 π is this:

2 and a Quarter

2 and a Quarter, in Central NATO Times, motherfucker!!!

FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN!