Still to come on Ashley TV, “a shirt too large”… and in Kansas City, Claire McCass baked a carrot cake… my favorite, stick around because we are putting the finishing touches to that picture that the former senatx (for the LatinX crowd) requested from u.s., and boy does The Claire looks bare. In the words of the Cerf-panthère, “It’s a one for the…”, anyone? “Two for the show…”, Geronimo!!! “Three to get…”, 3, 2, what? Anyone?
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Quick Programming Note: a kind reminder to our sponsors at El Patrón’s house, i don’t select the news cycle and the theme is not improvised, think of it as building a newspaper with Tetris pieces.
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In Sports, the French National Football Team looses Egypt to The Spanish Armada… those fucken’ Walt Disney Zorros! Nope it’s not what you think; i’m talking about a properly named sport, based on the motherfucking body parts that are used during the competition or friendly match, por ejemplo, Raquelito, check it out, the French didn’t go ahead and invented a set of hands to then go call the sport that uses said extremities attachments one-each Left and Right… and sometimes even ambidextrous to call the Superbowl a game of FootBall‽‽‽ What are you, like Canadians, or something!
Anyway, The France lost Egypt to The Spain, and there is nothing that the King Philippe V can do about it, The France must surrender the Obelisk at Concord Place to Madrid.
… previously on, “may i interest you in a Brazilian?”
Groundhog Phil follows.
Nueva York es un Helado y Francia parece UNA LAGUNA, hay 15° C en la Torre Eiffel and we begin Black History Month in:
Wait for it, Willie Geist, wait…
Ahhhhh Fuck IT. We Beguine The Beguine in Guadalajara, que es un llano y México? Mexico is what? Memo, Mexico is to France what Torreón (The Watchtower) is to bodies of water, what?
Note to script monkees at the desk:
The following is General Arroyo’s reaction when he finds out that an Old Gringo and franco-brasilien Automobile corsair dried up Raymundo, El Palmito y hasta el mismísimo Nazas… de Natchez (if you are in on the joke).
— Mande usted mi general?
— En Dónde jodidos están los cocodrilos? Y El WaWa, El AGUA—chinga’o, quién diantres se la voló?
— Pos’ quién, mi general? Pa’que CEA’se‽
— Pásame esa carabina, cabrón.
And now you know, how Televisa got it’s SHOCKolate Au LAIT for Five pieces of Quartz.