Tangas or G-string? Which one is it, Mme. Macron?

It was bound to happen, following the sexual harassment law suit coverage of former White House resident, Donald John Trump in the Manhattan Burrough of New York City, New York, KATIE PHANGS moved to Paris, where she is now in the process of selling sketches for the mock trial tribunals de La Sorbonne. It’s like The American BAR, except that instead of Bud Light™ the esquires drink mimosas for breakfast.


You know, Jacqueline Ale-many, they* say that playing shrink to heads of state is the fastest way of getting old, Romanian dermatologistes-es advice that if listening to peoples problems is your thing, then the shrink doctorate candidate should veer into onto the comedy track, clowns and drug addicts keep them “patas de gallo³” away.

³~. Crow-es feet.
Remember Jacqueline Ale-many, always remember that Australia, Australia is in-deed the enemy!

Öüï tried to warn Jackie, but the Dough is just too sweet! BEHOLD what a ten-hour shift does to a head of state shrink, BEHOLD! JACQUELINE turned into Mic Jagger, at thi$$$ rate, Jackie is going to end up looking like The Fed’s Wife, Madame Andrea Mitchell.


For comparative purposes, just look at Jennifer Palmieri boobs on The Circus, sources close to John Heileman say that “Jenni” was the muse behind NOFX’s “New Boobs” in the sand, 36D or something like that.

Any how, Mme. Macron, how about that fucking chef, eh? Who would have thought that Putin’s chef was a fan of Burton (not that one, Summers), Anastasia pulling theet 🎻…

Cursos de civilización francesa con Jorge Saldaña
y jabón del perro de agradecido presentan:

En contexto, jump to mañana, no se vaya, El Alternativo con “las embajadoras” de Jorge Saldaña los espera en la rue de Fouarre con díagonal de las Trois Portes en La Maub.


de cualquier manera señora Macron, it’s not likely that YVELINES PRIgozhin is ever going to take over Sodexo™️ at MINER PETEs student cafeteria, bar, grill, and table-dance at The University of Texas at El Paso, but that son-of-a-bitch did take over Mali and the Places In BURKINA FASO, that only Sarah Chayes and Susan Powers dare to talk about at the gazebo on la rue GRABIEL next to 🏎️ Checo Perez human resources offices at the F.I.A., PROST, Alain, Prost MADAFAKA 🍻.

Sprechen sie Deutsch?


Hawaiianas, yes, Mme. First Lady, Hawaiianas. Why Hawaiianas, you might ask… because after six years of pointing out the ⏳ reciprocal ⌛ difference in the sand clock of Time Zones (12 hours-each)* the Paris Septième Art Board just discovered Pineapples and SASHA.

Meanwhile at El Carnal de Las Estrellas 🤩 Los de Molotov, ¡chinguen a su madre!


*~. During European Heure d’été time; however, during the Winter hours, Parisian clocks are in-synch with The Ukraine girls, (Back in the USSR).

⌛~. Go ahead, Roger Pérez, you may use that useless fact on your next vernissage.

Members close to Tele Lois pondered about how Charline will laugh herself to the Sixth Republic in the comfort of her own place.


Bal en plein AIR follows:


Of course, you have to be French to snap a picture and get it published, or you can just do the same things that PUTIN’s chef minions do to the journalists (in France) and SODEXO will give you a suit to wear with your French sponsor at the opening of your gallery, we, ES DECIR, Roger 🇵🇪 / 🇬🇧 Pérez, yo Armando Segovia 🇺🇲 /Armando Serrano 🇲🇽 Prieto lo hé visto en la Pelocula película mexicana: Nuevo Orden. 



Response (Draft) to: L’adjoint au chef du 6éme bureau

ARRETE response:

Tenga su instagram!!!

¡Tenga su instagram!!! .:. https://asegovia3.com/2018/06/13

I, Armando Segovia, born on the first day of February of 1971, in California (Etats Unis), hereby challenge the subterfuges and/or « chicanery » used by the chief of police at the prefecture of Paris, (France) in order to tag me, —Armando Segovia/ Armando Serrano–Prieto— as a «persona non-grata » on French soil.

Article 1 : Given that a request for a resident’s visa has been denied by the executioner at the Prefécture de Police at Cité, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto will be presenting what Marianne calls, « un recours en annulation » in front of any designated hitter …. in front of any designated TRIbunal, period

Live with Marion l'Heure

Live with Marion l’Heure… and the Right to FACE your accusers in front of a Fifth French Republic Tribunal ; a comparison study between the Demands from the French Republic of François Hollande and Manuel Valls made to Mexico with regards to Florence Cassez, and a LIVING NARRATIVE of an American in Paris in front of an Emmanuel Macron  tribunal en Nanterre ; FOR THE RECORD, Marion l’Hour is one-hour behind. Time Now in London is 10 a.m.

Article 2 : Given the stratospherically shallow summary with regards to the time period of the past EIGHT YEARS OF Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto from L’àdjoint au chef du 6émé bureau, monsieur Philippe MARTIN – X3; and,

For the Record: CATCH-22

Así que ahorita que “calienta el sol” aquí en lo que próximamente seran las playas de París, could You believe that the very trade that brought me here is keeping me from filling up a CERFA form?

the circular logic from the 6éme bureau with regards to presenting the 6éme bureau with a CERFA form:

a). The sabotage and GESTAPO-like personalities, [who are mentioned on ARTICLE 3] paid-off in April of 2017 when this blog began to be written from the streets of Paris. During that Spring all of my belongings were stolen [there is a police report in the FRENCH system regarding that episode].

b). The “Essential Documents“, which monsieur Philippe MARTIN – X3 notes as missing, are missing because the ONLY BONAFIDE and/or REAL copy of the documents, WHICH are needed to obtain said “Essential Documents“, are nested in the ARCHIVES of the PREFECTURES de BOBIGNY (Pablo Picasso) and PARIS (CITÉ).


c). In lieu that the 6éme bureau (Cité) knew way back in JULY of 2017, and then again, knew on December of 2018 that this most inconsequential blog would be publishing from below Les Halles de l’infamy, and THAT THE 6éme bureau WOULD NOT ; we Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto repeat, WOULD NOT BE PROVIDING us wit the ESSENTIAL DOCUMENTATION to obtain the registration that your office (1511 à Cité) required for the Visa Renewal,  it NOW seems a bit cruel to time your decision of expulsion when Paris is on Vacation (16th August, 2019) and expect me to be gone BY THE TIME THAT MEXICO’s big bal á BALARD dockets another edition of Don Porfirio’s birthday with his most excellency of excellencies: The Mexican Ambassador shouting at the top of his lungs (at the 11th Hour on September 15th):

Vivan los amigos de Mexico en Franciao algo así, period

Article 3 : Considering that in the flick of the wrist of Stephanie Menou’s superiors at the « Dépôt » section of the 7th bureau of the Préfecture at Cité (Paris) and,

The Politicizing of objective pressures

Objective pressures, and the functionaries who politicize aGREEN card » in FRANCE, period .:. For the record, our playing field was mired with mines from the Get-Go on account that in 1971 MEXICO’s socio-economic VARIABLES (of PORFIRIO MUÑOZ LEDO and his boss) did not account for any wetbacks in the United States, now;  if any pendejo challenges that very specific Mexican Embassy FACTOID, then that’s a problem for the good Mexicans in France, FOR THE RECORD, if you are ever at the Latin American House at Saint-Germain-des-Press, ask for the architect Leo Orellana, if the gentleman is available ask him if, Mexicans from GringoLAndia have the same CHARACTER and/or Political FLAVOR as do, our brothers from the EL GRAN ESTADO DE CUERNAVACA?


at the request from the Mexican Foreign Service at the Mexican Embassy in Paris and,


with the aid of a NETWORK OF « l’association loi 1908* » such as the Mexican cinéphiles from France Inc. (Barbara Carol de Obesoand Films d’Altérité (Pablo Gleason; with the collaboration of the WIFE of an editor/correspondant of the Agence France Presse)

my options to where the executioner of « le Préfet de Police » could “deliver me to” have NOW, —in 2019— been seriously JEOPARDIZED and,

said “executioner” from Le Préfet de Police could very well choose to DELIVER me, Armando Segovia, to the ARM OF THE LAW CONTROLLED BY THE very SAME people WHOM, I, Armando Segovia denounced in the course of my « visa de long séjour », previous to the IGUALA massacre of 2014, in the Mexican state of Guerrero.

CINERGY: the graft behind — part ii à La AFP

The scene:


CC writer, period

Big Brother is planted in the middle of a pentagram en una GLORIETA de Sarah Chayes on the BlowOut at The Rachel Maddow Show.

" yo tengo otros datos "

« Yo tengo otros datos », dijo Sean Penn, in the role of Roman Polanski, period; and What’s on SECOND picks la rolita del Godínazgo Institucionalizado, y dice: ¿Quién es, esa Xica?

Dear, AGence France Presse, “who let that wetback take pictures of that D.A.R.E. Caravan”, dijo preguntó, Gonzalitos1️⃣.

What about Emilio?

What about Emilio? • CreativeCommons… motherfucker.

Know your value references, with Mika Brzezinski:

1. El Año de México en Chelles, 77500

Standing on Shakey Ground — The President’s Right to Assassinate

TimeStamp in Calexico it’s Nine in the Morning…

Drama at the Carolinas and the rest of the 48 should follow… aunque como Trump ya lo aseguró: Puedo Matar A Quién Sea en La Quinta Avenida, and there ain’t a God Damned thing you Two Bitches and that Georgia and the two Virginia Cunts can do about it. “I am The President of The United States!!!”

Brian Williams:

—Well put me on a helicopter and call me silly, but earlier in the programming I think that I’ve might have caught a glimpse of “Oddball” playing the role of a young Tank Commander, Donald Sutherland and he seemed to be “standing on shakey ground” with Sarah Chayes, just as a band of gremlins breached the outer perimeter of the parade field; one can only wonder what that most certainly « odd » pairing could have been talking or engaging about, but before Command and Control at Rockefeller Center demotes me again I am going to get the details of that conversation and relay it back to Ewe’all.

Kasie Hunt is live at the guests of honor tent and responds to Chief Warrant Officer 3, Brian William.

Ewe do that Chief, and while Ewe are at it, Chief, “Keep Ewer Eyes Open” for Lt. Col. Frank Slade, eh! We [the staff] have been told that he is supposed to be arriving along side with Boy Wonder, in the role of Chris O’donnell.

—Once you get your footing on the story “Don’t Ewe Forget About Mehhh,” Chief.

TimeStamp: Eighteen Hundred Hours in Central NATO Time.

Oddball’s Walkabout… The Breach.

TimeStamp: 20hrs… and the rumor around the Mill is that  a “little” agro business (killer) is about to disappear, a motherfucking little German pill is going to scrap the name Monsanto, but we [the staff] are not sure if the practices of that “little” agro business (killer) are going to remain or be scrapped. Is it a purely “Editorial” move, eh??? Or a sincere move to scrap that genetically modified tomato with the same feel of a fake boobie.

Anygüey, we now return to the full-dress parade ceremony in honor of Tennie Tiny Cat for Properly Standing his Post until properly being released, and the following must be read in a Cousin Joe voice.

“We’re Fed Up”… Bayer promises that no fake tomatos will be introduced in Europe, ok Herr, Bayer–Bayer what about over on the other side of the Atlantic, eh?

Over at fip it feels good, eh… and it’s a Blackest Joy at almost 21h45. And with this, BriWi is back with the Oddball and Sarah Chayes update, let’s hope Mika—that he’s not loaded like last time, ‘cus it looks like after this parade he’s going to go the way of Sid Barrett, or whatever that hippie’s name is.

Mika Brezezinski:
Oh Joe, stop it and pop a few of your mommie’s little helpers now.

Cousin Joe:
—I will, but only if “Ewe Lay Across My Big Brass Bed”.

From the western part of the parade perimeter, the cameras focus on the bustle-rack of an M1-A2 Main Battle Tank  straight out of Ohio where Chief Warrant Officer 3, Brian Williams, redeems himself from that most unfortunate —and fictional— helicopter ride.

The following must be read in a Brian Williams Voice:

In Central Europe it’s the 11th Hour with the Sun down, but to tell you the truth MorJo, when Ewe ride on the basket of one of these bustle racks, next to the munchies and barbecue logistical supplies of these wheel-tracked warriors time really-really seems to disappear. It is the next best thing to what R2-D2 might had felt if only that Resistance Icon would have been something more than just wires and a cold motherboard wrapped up in space-age alloys.


When the levee breaks…

¿Por qué entregarse a la Gran Costumbre?

Se puede escojer la tura, la invención… asi es como París nos destruye despacio, deliciososamente triturándonos entre flores viejas y manteles de papele con manchas de vino… [etc., etc., etc…]

Julio Cortázar
50 Edición conmemorativa
[Énfasis en los etcéteras son cortesía del Staff].

24 de enero, 2018
Sabbatical Day N° 20

…asegovia3 is experiencing technical difficulties…
as soon as things get back to normal the lovely Sarah Silverman will catch up with del Toro’s “The Shape of Water”, while kill joy Sarah Chayes will brings us [all] up to date with the developing crumbling down of the Honduras post-election debacle.

Mientras tanto en MéxiKO, pues en MéxiKO no pasa nada, querida, Rachel Maddow; absolutamente nada. Todo es del color de los dientes postizos de Vicente Fox, y brillante como la pista de aterrizaje de la puta frente de Carlos Salinas de Gortari.

Should the levee break or Carlos Salinas de Gortari appear; then, context should follow… let’s hope neither follow.

In the mean time, and on the occasion of The Seine once again flirting on spilling and moistening everything around its banks, please enjoy this flashback of Two Ducks duking it out, — al lado de una pinche pata comoda… de cualquier manera pase lo que pase, y en honor a “Los Toreros Muertos“, esta magnana el staff se aseguró de meterle al río por lo menos otros 35 à  45ml. de “mi aguita amarilla“.

12:34 … de honduras a guatepeor. — Merry Christmas, Sarah.

2da Edición, 25 de diciembre, 2017

Bufón, de Trump, entretiene a Netanyahu.

The Best Rendition

Someday at Christmas men won’t be boys
Playing with bombs like kids with toys
maybe not in Time for You and me
But Someday at Christmastime. [1]

Enter: Gael García Bernal, he takes–on the role of Alejandro Trebek, or the bilingual personification of Alex Trebek, a Canuck with an uncanny ability to deliver dead pan questions on the American Spectrum on the television game show series, Jeopardy. In this particular “Blitzkreig Round,” Alejandro Trebek also tackles French as a third language. -•—_!_—•-  Uso justo del mundo de Le Monde.

ISSY, Sarah Chayes, esto resultaría chistoso si no se hubiera venido anunciado ya, desde Wikipaedia, —¡faltara menos!, o como dicen en La Alianza Francesa* de Banderilla en Veracruz:

On a quitté la fosse hondurien pour entrer au Guatemala et sortir à Guate…PIRE.

* La Alianza  Francesa de Banderilla es la memoria de don Jorge Saldaña.

… No es ninguna casualidad, más mejor, es la regresión evolutiva del proceso de la Elección del 2016 en los EeUu, because Jimmy morales, the guatemalan president, not the legendary Mexican Circuit Car Racer is an expansionist occupier like the goons that follow Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump’s decision to move in on Jerusalem was the best Christmas present that el chapín Morales could have hoped for; more details on the next lightning round of Jeopardy, with Alejandro Trebek. •—_!_—•  Fair use of All French Print Media.

[Man’s voice]

Ladies and gentleman:

It’s time for another lightning round of Jeopardy, with Alejandro Trebek.

[Intro Music]

[Alejandro Trebek]

— Uuuuuh, Lightning round, for $10,000, according to Jimmy Morales, the Guatemalan President, what was the worst crime perpetrated on The Country of “Watemala”:

— Forced sterilization of women by the Government of the United States? [3].

— The British annexation (or cockblocking) of a big chunk of Honduras, today known as Belize.

— The fact that Mexican President Adolfo López Mateos was a “chapín” himself and he never got recognized for it.

[Man’s voice: Armando Álvarez]

With his trademark jubilatory anticipation, Armando presses on that stupid fucking prop, and buzzes in his response:

— What is the fact that López Mateos was born in Guatemala!

[Man’s Voice: Alex Trebek]

— Uuuuuuuuh, Better luck next time, because the correct answer is: The British annexation (or cockblocking) of a big chunk of Honduras, today known as Belize.

[Man’s voice: Armando Álvarez]

— Darn it, my stolen Cadillac was traced to that jungle, and that was my Second option. The British Honduras, eh? Who would’a—thunk it!

1. Hondura – de “hondo” / “depth”; plural = honduras / depths.
f. Profundidad de una cosa, ya sea en las concavidades de la Tierra, ya en el Mar, Ríos… pozos, etc.
As in: Before entering the DEPTHS of Hell, Dante was lost in a “Jungle”… source: La Real Academia Española . com

2. Miller, R., Wells, B., ” Someday at Christmas“. Cover by Leanne Rimes vía: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sqks5ZrAj9I (la “e” es muda)

3. Honduras: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras

Nation Restructuring v2.0 — La Concha de Tu Madre, part deux

Efeméride: 10 de diciembre, 1948; los franceces re inventan el derecho de Ser y Estar… y por eso la Asamblea General de la ONU aprueba en París la Declaración de los Derechos Humanos.

Uso justo de todos los Magnums reportando Sin Fronteras… contexto sobre Los Años de México en Francia y las mafias que adentro de ese entorno se acomodan, a seguir. TimeStamp:23h00 CET

ISSY; a phonetic play on words on the Spanish language translation of the affirmative: Oui, via Les–Moulineaux •—• y por eso •—• We [the staff] chose this double-entendre for at least one of several reasons, but mainly because as DESTINY, KARMA, and FATE would have it: ISSY–Crossed–Our–PATH.

Image courtesy of my Favorite Jewish Cunt. •—_!_—•  Sarah, you make me wanna love New Hampshire, and i ain’t never even been there… atte. la redacción.

and we shit-you-not, Sarah, most-if-not all of these reasons FALL within a three mile radius of the exceptionally mapped* Equinox, a dive that every 15th of September becomes ground zero for the yearly Mexican Independence ball in Paris and where all the little Mexican mafias go and gather to echo the Mexican ambassador’s shout-outs in honor of the INSURGENTS that gave my parental units Great-Great-Great-Grand–Parents what we —the current Mexican generations— think that it is Patria, which has the same roots as the word Patriot, but has nothing to do with the concept of Motherland, which is more kin to the love of the land and its natural resources, than it is to the love of  Flag and Country, which is reminiscent of the Fatherlands of yesteryears.

Context to follow…

Anygüey, Sarah, in that respect what my aunts, uncles and cousins south of the Rio Grande, think that it is a sovereign land; en la realidad, is nothing short of a Banana Republic… right, Gustavo?

Which brings us [the staff] to the following, we are willing to bet Gustavo’s caboose that if you are still reading this, then you are probably wondering WTF does this information have to do with our 2nd favorite jewish person? And we [the staff] would answer: nothing. Not a God Damn Thing, because we [the staff] were referring to Chayes, as in the leading expert on world-wide corruption—Sarah Chayes, and not our 3rd favorite Alpha Cunt: Sarah Silverman […Silverman’s words, not ours] but regardless of that, we [the staff] noticed that Laughter’s Mom sure is able to shape them obscene fingers of hers (again, Silverman’s observation, not ours) into a mean subliminal Nº 3, disguised —no less— as a Número Uno.

In Europe it’s already Carlos Gardel‘s Birthday, but in Tijuana it’s still the tenth: Timestamp—02h00 CET

Contexto del Bufón de la Televicracia a seguir: Licenciado Brozo… chingas a tu madre. ¡SALUDOS! y prestame una feria para no tener que ir a  venderle mi ALMA a InteeMercado.

Anygüey, we [the staff] invoked Dr. Chayes because we brought about the topographical trivia surrounding the Equinox in Paris and its relation to the little mafias** or “Amigos of México in Francia.”

en el cuadro de espaldas, y en el marco, arriba de Solárzano, a un lado de “El Chompiras” y “La Chimoltrufia” el escritor y periodista, René Avilés Fabila, quién asegura que en México las mafias grandotas [culturalmente hablando] ya dejaron de existir; palabras más o palabras menos según Avilés, las mafias de Octavio Paz, las de Carlos Fuentes, las de Monsivais murieron cuando murió el autor de “El Castillo de Cristal” obra que a lo mejor fue inspirada por los corridos norteños de la década de los 90’s en Ciudad Juárez

But speaking of mafias** on a day like today, but in many different years, a bunch of Nobel Prizes for Literature found a mantle in many different famous homes, one of these shelves included la Casa de Paz, Octavio [one-each] for a piece of work that for our taste is right there next to, “Los Hijos de Sánchez”… dicho de otra manera, PORNO PARA LA ARISTOCRACIA representada por los dos monos de pie y las dos monas sentadas a quienes Cartier-Bresson capturó infraganti en el México de 1953; página 76, en Reporters Sans Frontières yearly fund raiser catalogue of 1999, featuring Henri Cartier-Bresson.


* We [the staff] call that quadrant exceptional because in so far as the 20 Parisian arrondissements, which are perfectly fitted into a Snail-Shaped figure these are also delimited by “Le Periph Interior,” which has its vehicular flow orbit the outer arrondissements clockwise. In this sense everything to the right of the interior “Freeway” is considered part of the  jurisdiction of The City of Paris; whereas, everything that is to the left of “Le Periph Exterior,” which circles in the opposite direction (counter-clockwise) is consider part of the suburbs of the French Capital… o como dicen allá en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua: parte del catastro de  LA PERIFERIA.

Las fuentes, dignas de doña Vilma:

1. un.org: “UNIVERSAL” Mr. Macron, includes Jupiter, as in: YOU too are to be accountable, regardless of Special Institutionalized Oversights and outreaches . http://www.un.org/es/universal-declaration-human-rights/

2. … RSF…

Sarah’s “Slow Motion Nightmares”


So, Rachel, we [the staff] recently learned from a redditor called “Thecoller,” what a slashed “s” (/s) stands for, we did so after reading an incendiary comment that was posted on the comment section
of an NPR story that covered one of the many American issues that really tick-us–off; so there… it’s a good thing that our Rotulista Extraordinaire, “Sego Arma” took his chill pills on that particular day, and only wrote two paragraphs, as a response and not his usual scroll… /s.

Entonces pues, doña Sarah (Chayes) we [the staff] would like to segue into today’s entry by probably anticipating what the “geniuses” [/s] at Morning Joe are going to say about our continuing follow-through of those —your—recurring “Slow-Motion Nightmares” that have been unfolding since January 20th of this, our Chinese Year of The Rooster and, its similarities with many backwards countries forms of Corruption and Institutionalized Graft, which according to you —Ma’am— “it’s SO Familiar from HONDURAS, from Azerbaïjan, [and] from Afghanistan“.

Our educated anticipation [/s]… tells us that given the upcoming Alabama Governor’s Mansion race, Cousin Joe is going to say that Now is Not the Time to question him about that iPhone X, and neither is it the moment to bring back the folly of the 2009 U.S. Backed Coup in Honduras, against President Zelaya’s pajamas.

Foto cortesía de La Jornada [de] Mme. Secretary Rodham-Clinton… en el 2009.

To which we [the staff] would answer to Willie Geist, that we actually wanted to re-take this angle about recurring Slow-Motion Nightmares —particulary South of Tijuana— because [Dr. Chayes] during your brief conversation with Dr. Maddow (October 20th, 2007, TRMS) you explained to Maddow’s audience how the banking scheme in Azerbaïjan is spearheaded by the “president’s” immediate relatives; and, how in Afghanistan the government backed construction industry is colluded with opium drug lords who also control the Portland Cement distribution racket industry, however; Dr. Chayes, will you deny that during that Voice of America segment on The Rachel Maddow Show you forgot to bring out the corrupting variable —that is So Familiar [/s]— with latin American elections since the days that .: Benjamin Franklin :. was flying kites during his “Missionary Work” [/s] —in France… which brings us to a lighting round of our Daily Double Jeopardy segment of… Of Course You Know That It Was The French Who Invented…

– – Your Categories Are:
• French Legacies
• French Patrimonies
•French Glory

– – FOR $5000, which of the French King’s is Responsible for the portrait on the Federal Reserve’s  $100 Bill 

-Contestant presses the annoying buzzard button, and hurries his answer:

— The Martyr King of L’Ancien Regime

-Alejandro Trebek responds:

– – Can you phrase your response in the form of a question?

-Contestant, Armando Álvarez responds:

— “Who is The Martyr King of L’Ancien Régime, King Louie XVI?

Anygüey, Dr. Chayes, pending what the other Sarah, of our Dreams, Silverman has to say on tomorrow’s show we [the staff] would like to take this opportunity and try to “fill in the blanks” of that particular Honduras void that you left empty during your Raquelito interview… AMAZING C.V. that follows you, by-the-way [/respect].

Yes we know that given Trump’s crumbling presidency, it’s not “kosher” to talk bad about former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton’s role in the Zelaya’s pajamas affair, but you know what, Dr. Chayes, We The Staff Did TAKE A LEFT IN ALBUQUERQUE during the Bernie Sanders run, and as a matter of fact, world events don’t just stop because The United States of America is having an Emotional Meltdown, geo politically speaking, —of course… “¡HASTA LA VICTORIA, SIEMPRE!” And, Merry X–Mas, Revolution!


https ://www .reddit .com/r/mexico/comments/7gdvdm/mexico_struggles_to_integrate_foreign_students

Sarah Chayes on TRMS:



In Search of Diderot – a “Second Paraghraph*” for Rachel

For Your Consideration: dear, Rachel.

Meet Prof. Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés

Per vostra considerazione: cara Raquelinna, si prega di essere consapevole del fatto che a causa della situazione molto particolare con l’affare coregone “PesceBianco”, noi [il personale] sarà salto di frequenza (frequency hopping) tra le voci di oggi e di ieri Blog, questo ricorso è al fine di consegnare a voi un “secondo Paragrafo* “, Ciao, bella. <•~~-{ Translation courtesy of the FAO. }-~~•>  Context follows.

… people Who Know, know That Pedro knows a thing or two, about the dangers of a:

Triple “T” diet

Anne Applebaum, author of “Red Famine: Stalin’s War on Ukraine”, appears courtesy of Cousin Pepino y ‘los’ msnbc’s de La Piazza Rockefeller en Nueva Yo’l; and from Just-in-Time Anecdotes—Just in time anecdotes is a subsidiary of SERENDIPITOUS Publishing & Randomly Clearing House. <•~~-{ Dear, Cousin Joe… “For fresh opinions, sharp analysis and powerful essays,” please quit being a “liddle” Stalin… ay-ay-ay… one more again: please quit your “liddle” Stallin’ around,  and send over that dang’on iPhone [X]. }-~~•>

TimeStamp: the top of Cousin Joe’s last segmented hour. 14h45 CET

The top section of the Sand Glass is empty; it’s time for a new hour, join us as we [the staff] flip the old clock and watch “liddle” granules reveal a tale.

¡No se vaya!, porque al regresar, sigue: Verificadores de la historia: una mirada al régimen de Giussepe “mano dura” Stalin, y a la presidencia de Donato “paperino” Trump.

TimeStamp follows: 21h12

A warning from ’65.. Las quesadillas, Amigo, llevan queso.

Context follows, in the mean time, please refer to référence numéro 6 on yesterday’s posting of this little fucking blog that The Devil doesn’t read. }-~~•> Fair Use of Paul Harvey: The Voice of America. Vía YouTube.

The world is like a Tortilla productions presents:
The Sources…
Starring Liam Neeson

Cousin Joe: vodka is fine, but Whisky is chiller! Take it from a guy who’s been to Scotland. — fair use of Cousin Joe and Game Three of the “World” Series…. GOOOOOO, DODGERS!

In Search of Diderot – Well, Rachel…

We [the staff] have never been to Anchorage, but we kind of like the halibut. Say the ladies all cook it well there, and they sure know how to serve it*.

Halibut, it sure is our 2nd favorite Whitefish, next to the poorman’s lobster: the Monkfish.

It had to be you

… Context on the Whitefish kickback to follow; intermittent connectivity and treacherous conditions are straining the flow of this transmission. During this difficult trial we ask that you please wait for the TimeStamp before assuming that a sentence is complete. Por ejemplo, Raquelito: TimeStamp: 0800 hours CET.

The Voice of America… en Francés

Hey there, Rachel, you’re old enough to remember this classic scene; you must however, read it in a Cheech Marín, voice: 🎤 Mexican Americans—love education, so they go to night school, and they take Spanish—and get “B”… “It’s like a protest tune.” [2]. As a product of both the Mexican grade school system, and of one of the many–many–many independent (High School) districts in the Great State of California, i always found that entire scene funny —if not hillarious, and mostly because of how crisp and true it rang to all my fellow Chelas, and Chanos, sitting in High School next to me. Language barriers from English to Spanish were always a riot; not so much the other way around when the Sand Glass was flipped, because  getting lost in translation from Latin American to White Anglo Saxon Politics was a diferent kind of riot, one with no punchlines, but rather punches for every point grounded in facts. From fellow students, to American History teachers, and of course my counselor: Uncle Sam’s America was always right, “here’s your “D” in American History.” Next year you are enrolled in “Home Ed” class. The note had to be signed by the “parental units,” i received the barely passing grade not for lack of knowledge (if i remember well) but for lack of attention and for disturbing the class… it was sometime between 1986 to ’89; Gibson hit one of the greatests home runs in “World” Series History, and yours truly was already soaked in testimonials and first person anecdotes about what went on in a ranch called Bufalo; but most important about the tales of the man who took down FBI agent Enrique Camarena… on the Billboard charts Point Dexter was feeling “hot-hot-hot,” just as Oliver North was raising his right hand in front of the Senate in order to justify “the gipper’s” Iran Contra “Gun Walking” program.  Fucking Nancy was giving major Shade To Her Former Friend Rock Hudson: SHE JUST SAID NO to him when a Parisian hospital called to secure Ronnie’s support: REPUBLICAN COMPASION AT ITS Best! Oh, Isaac, those were the days my friend; those Were the days, Right, Sarah? —•¡•— TimeStamp: 14hoo on CET, piggybacking on the KasieDC time slot.  Kasie, please don’t make fun (anymore) of that “dedicated follower of fashion” Donnie Deutsch… 🎵 “Oh yes he is—oh yes he is…”

Dear Rachel, thanks for not reading us. It really boosts our Morales, y como todos en Tijuana lo saben, eso es Terrible; anygüey Raquel, as we shadow-box with the News of the day we [the staff] cannot tell if you can spot the parallels between the ambush of the four G.I.’s in Niger, and the “Gun Walking Policies” (just [1] example) of how strategic U.S. Foreign Policy compromises American National Security in the first place … hold that thought, we see a blackout aproaching. TimeStamp: 1000 hours CET.

Two X-mas’ ago we [the staff] received a multimedia box set about “The Salt of The Earth,” or something like that. We never found the time to watch it (a second time) so the gift just sat there; waitng for someone to put it on the disk drive and hit the playback mode.  •—¡—•.  EFEMERIDE IMPROVISADA… fue PRECISAMENTE en un día como ayer, pero de 1945, cuando La Carta de Las Naciones Unidas entró en efecto, la organización de Países Alineados después de la 2da Guerra Mundial tenía … perdón tiene, sigue teniendo la esperanza de que todo el mundo algún día cante al unísono, la canción de Disneylandia: “It’s A Small World After All.”  [3]  .•—!—•.  Let’s take this last theme song sentence up a notch, shall we? According to Sarah Chayes, a leading authority in the field of corruption, according to TRMS, and her work (Sarah’s not Rachel’s) in Afghanistan, “people subjected to systematic corruption react  by going to extremes.” TRMS 23/Oct/2017. [1].  If we heard right, Chayes attributes the success of the Boko Haram affiliate ambush in Niger as a territorial consequence, rather than an ideological inspired attack… i once had the very brief opportunity of exchanging “off the record” comments with a Food an Agriculture U.N. oficial, it was around the time when the current Mexican Secretary of the National Sports Commision, el licenciado Alfredo Castillo, was charged with disbanding the “auto defensas” in the Tierra Caliente  of the State of Michoacán…. Hold that thought, right now we have to ‘race like a pissed horse’ and another blackout is headed to our parade. •—¡—• TimeStamp: 19h30 CET.


P.S. Dear Eric Holder, i have never been to Alaska; and you sure sound different as a private citizen, i take back the “Motherfucker” that i tagged you with [Sir] on a different post; until you go ahead with your decision to run for The Office. [Context follows].

* Based on a true Three Dog Night corrido en Inglés.

1 Maddow, R., “TRUMP FLOUTING NORMS RISK VENAL TURN IN US [sic]”, via: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-flouting-norms-risks-venal-turn-in-us-1078348355534 Now then, Rachel, with regards to Sarah Chayes commentary about the report by Voice Of America (on its French language station), it turns out that one “liddle” piggy was sleep at the wheel, while the other “liddle” piggy (according to Politico [dot] com 19/9/2017) was having too much CRISPY SESAME beef with Donald Trump… (Please use a Bugs Bunny WWII correspondant voice when reading this reference).

“It turns out that this village was a << liddle >> contaminated by hostile forces… the unit stayed a << liddle >> longer than expected because, apparently people were aware that something [fishy, perhaps?] was going on.” }-~~•> Excerpt was piggybacked from a segment of the TRMS aired on Monday the 23rd of October, the link to that clip is hyperlinked in “Thing 2” below…  the segment was the prelude to Eric Holder expert opinion on the relationship between the current Attornney Gral. of “King” Donald the boar, first of his name, and The White House.

2 Voice of America en Francés; fast forward to 6m12sec to skip to this particular context: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/senate-committee-splits-as-trump-behavior-warrants-scrutiny-1081644611752

… Did you know that it was the French who invented the Voice Of America? That’s why the Frogs are our first ally… “and now you know, the rest of the story.”  —_~.  Fair use of AFN and Paul Harvey..

3. Organizzazione delle Nazioni Unite per l’alimentazione e l’agricoltura, Internationale Atomenergie-Organisation, Internationale Fernmeldeunion, World Health Organization, International Monetary Fund, The World Bank, the Unesco (except in the U.S. Of A. and the Tribe of Israel), Union postale universelle, et. al

Ensalada de maracas… entonando el átun (o las tuna’s en Inglés) allí mero por La Défense—Uso justo de Las Naciones Unidas y Direct Matin •—_—•. Foto por armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2017; copyleft. •—•.  TimeStamp: 18h30 CET

4 “And now, Page Two“… please read this reference in Paul Harvey’s voice, “Good day!”

Image courtesy of Radio France International, en Anglais, et certainement sans doute, avec la conscription du CNEWS Matin… remember, folks, when participating in “FreeStyle Hoboing” there is no better cushion for your cardboard mattress than good’ol crumpled up CNEWS direct Matin’s. The more in-your-face advertising that they use to cover the front page of each edition, the better it is for us [the staff]… o como dice el Pinche Brozo: porque CNEWS direct Matin tiene patrocinador, nosotros podemos dormir más calientitos y mejor! Ria_Ta-Ta—TEN-ga.

If i were the Devil, i’d buy a cover page @ Direct Matin: http://kiosque.cnewsmatin.fr/Pdf.aspx?edition=NEP&date=20171024

5 Pinche Politico, try a fucking salad instead… might we suggest a “French version” of the Mexican Maracas Salad, ingredients include: Minced Tuna and Red Beans; and let me tell you, Schumie: de que  con el [Heavy] Nopal en la frente, y un gusto en particular por toda clase de frijoles en el mercado internacionalista, we [the staff] don’t mind the stereotype, because WE love Chech & Chong!


6 “If I were the Devil”… i’d probably invent the “Quesadillas Sin Queso“:

Dedicada a todos los chilangos huapangueros de Tamaulipas… “Mi ciudad”… versión “Heavy Nopal”. 🎵 Cabalgo sobre sueños…

http ://kiosque .cnewsmatin .fr/Pdf .aspx?edition=NEP&date=20171023

7 Blueberry note:

8 “No tengo tiempo de cambiar mi vida”, en la voz del Sol mexicano de Italia:

… De pronto FLASH!