Over on “the” ms&beeseas,
GNOMES are cutting the AUDIO FEED
Oh, the humanity.
Mean, while Donald J. Trump is the president of Puerto Rico:
Sarah Chayes, i remember you.
So… scene iii of, what the fuck was last news cycle about? Will return after this brief told-you so moment.
No, Hallie Jackson, we don’t have a crystal ball; only Crystal Waters, but we can tell you that our premonitions were right on target.There was no such thing as a “New Zealand” on the map.
Until the god-damned Sweeds threw in the by–the–numbers assembly instructions… and you know, that’s exactly how La Tunisie (Carthage) got fucked by R O M A.
Happening right now:
It’s showdown at El Chuco’s Evergreen Barnhouse. Right now, the meerkats are building an appetite, and Victoriano Huerta is sitting ringside.
As the cucarachas get rounded up into la barra de los espontaneos, Donald Trump is busy showcasing his new line of ‘in-door’ hair spray.
The Jinggle: Because sometimes those Central Air Units can really fuck with the ‘pacas de paja’, o la brocha de cal
que te tapa que te cubre el coco.
Anygüey, Marianne, would you like Some Meat Loaf?
TimeStamp: 13:40 in Central Nato Times. We switch it over to Willie Guiest and a ghost from the ‘stans. The Longest rayathon Yard follows:
Good Afternoon Marianne.
It’s 4:20 in CET… Shall we continue with this Dance…
might as well —i mean— You know, to welcome Ringo Starr and “La Fiesta de La Musica” en toda LA FRANCE… Night and Day, Baby… Day and Night.
Si la foto es buena…
I know, Marianne, — i know what’s going to go through the minds of the reviewers of my most inconsequential CERFA formulaire at le 6éme bureau when they see one of Barbara’s line on a Parisian trash can with a perfectly good and, might we add; sealed « matin léger » six pack… now, if we [the staff] knew anything about subtilité, we’d tell you that it’s because a « matin léger » is « facile à digérer »…
What do You say we take a pause from the dance and instead play « hardball », eh?
TimeStamp: 01h00 in CET
… and no Marianne, we [the staff] have not, we repeat—to quote Chris Matthews— have not done a single “backflip” since we’ve landed on the CDG, no Ma’am. Instead, Marianne, what we’ve had to do since day 8th, when the Year of Mexico in France was put in the garbage can is a bunch of motherfucking forward somersaults.
And, as a matter of fact, one of these piruetas pa’lante was a response to Brontis à la préfecture rejection for the renewal of the second part of the permit that we [the staff] identified as a “blank card” to basically swim like fish in water when it came down to gathering the elements of a story about corruption and privilege.
We call these maromas, tangentes interesantes, or Cross Media Tangents.
… in Central Europe Time it’s six hours to summer solstice, right now Robert Zimmerman is strumming the Tombstone Blues, or some “great commander–in–Chief” saying “death to all who shed a tear,” or something like that—hell, Raquelito, Dylan even ended the song with how “Ewe gotta put a Wall—over here,” can you believe how the times seem to not be changing!
TimeStamp 06h29 in CET.
The Longest Day Follows.
So, Rachel, we [the staff] recently learned from a redditor called “Thecoller,” what a slashed “s” (/s) stands for, we did so after reading an incendiary comment that was posted on the comment section
of an NPR story that covered one of the many American issues that really tick-us–off; so there… it’s a good thing that our Rotulista Extraordinaire, “Sego Arma” took his chill pills on that particular day, and only wrote two paragraphs, as a response and not his usual scroll… /s.
Entonces pues, doña Sarah (Chayes) we [the staff] would like to segue into today’s entry by probably anticipating what the “geniuses” [/s] at Morning Joe are going to say about our continuing follow-through of those —your—recurring “Slow-Motion Nightmares” that have been unfolding since January 20th of this, our Chinese Year of The Rooster and, its similarities with many backwards countries forms of Corruption and Institutionalized Graft, which according to you —Ma’am— “it’s SO Familiar from HONDURAS, from Azerbaïjan, [and] from Afghanistan“.
Our educated anticipation [/s]… tells us that given the upcoming Alabama Governor’s Mansion race, Cousin Joe is going to say that Now is Not the Time to question him about that iPhone X, and neither is it the moment to bring back the folly of the 2009 U.S. Backed Coup in Honduras, against President Zelaya’s pajamas.To which we [the staff] would answer to Willie Geist, that we actually wanted to re-take this angle about recurring Slow-Motion Nightmares —particulary South of Tijuana— because [Dr. Chayes] during your brief conversation with Dr. Maddow (October 20th, 2007, TRMS) you explained to Maddow’s audience how the banking scheme in Azerbaïjan is spearheaded by the “president’s” immediate relatives; and, how in Afghanistan the government backed construction industry is colluded with opium drug lords who also control the Portland Cement distribution racket industry, however; Dr. Chayes, will you deny that during that Voice of America segment on The Rachel Maddow Show you forgot to bring out the corrupting variable —that is So Familiar [/s]— with latin American elections since the days that .: Benjamin Franklin :. was flying kites during his “Missionary Work” [/s] —in France… which brings us to a lighting round of our Daily Double Jeopardy segment of… Of Course You Know That It Was The French Who Invented…
– – Your Categories Are:
• French Legacies
• French Patrimonies
– – FOR $5000, which of the French King’s is Responsible for the portrait on the Federal Reserve’s ∴ $100 Bill ∴
-Contestant presses the annoying buzzard button, and hurries his answer:
— The Martyr King of L’Ancien Regime
-Alejandro Trebek responds:
– – Can you phrase your response in the form of a question?
-Contestant, Armando Álvarez responds:
— “Who is The Martyr King of L’Ancien Régime, King Louie XVI?
Anygüey, Dr. Chayes, pending what the other Sarah, of our Dreams, Silverman has to say on tomorrow’s show we [the staff] would like to take this opportunity and try to “fill in the blanks” of that particular Honduras void that you left empty during your Raquelito interview… AMAZING C.V. that follows you, by-the-way [/respect].
Yes we know that given Trump’s crumbling presidency, it’s not “kosher” to talk bad about former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton’s role in the Zelaya’s pajamas affair, but you know what, Dr. Chayes, We The Staff Did TAKE A LEFT IN ALBUQUERQUE during the Bernie Sanders run, and as a matter of fact, world events don’t just stop because The United States of America is having an Emotional Meltdown, geo politically speaking, —of course… “¡HASTA LA VICTORIA, SIEMPRE!” And, Merry X–Mas, Revolution!
Sarah Chayes on TRMS:
… and now, Balzac; pg. 38, “Don’t open ’till Doomsday”
Sarah Silverman took a break this week in order to catch up with some old co-workers. She spoke to our favorite Senator from the Great State of Winsconsin (Stewart Little, of course)… also, a very underrated comedienne gets promoted to Colonel; instead of an Oak Leaf or a Full-bird she gets a gavel: SOLD!In the mean time, Sarah Chayes, we now return to the media mechanics of this Special presentation on the elements of Latin american oligarchies and kleptocracies expanding all over the globe; and so Sarah Silverman, we [the staff] would like to call Your Attention to some breaking news… we don’t expect you to watch, but please don’t forget to Fall-Back one hour with the changing of the hours (Charlie Hebdo, cover follows).
Palabras más, palabras menos, según el Wall Street Journal, una gran desventaja en el mercado de contenidos (para Televisa) gira en torno de un público que ya se cansó de consumir telenovelas producidas al destajo, y con guiones que siguen fiel al patrón del pueblo jodido (revista “The Nation” en Espagnol) habiendo otras opciones, como por ejemplo “Narcos” y “Más narcos con Penn y Kate”, por las corrientes de los cibernautas de los Netflixes…
…tanta es la influencia del inesperado gigante de los Interwebs, que hasta sacó de la jugada a Blockbuster Video, y por lo menos a un politico mexicano (en campaña electoral) que se le ocurrió “piratiar” una muy popular serie de Netflix (see House of Cards: it’s not a competition…). So much for Televisa being the favorite Soldier of El PRI.
Cuentan los que estuvieron presentes allí mero a un lado del primer actor que interpretara a “El Padre Maromas”, que cuando el pobre señor decayó con el patatús se le oyó sollozar: bendito el Eterno porque no permtío que ni Milmo—ni—Viduarreta vivieran para ver a mi hija traicionar a “La Empresa“.
Next on Netflix:
“Los Olvidados del Canal 34″…
Don’t Open Till Doomsday
El cadaver de un hombre muy poderoso en el mercado de los medios de América latina comienza a dar vueltas en su ataúd cuando la señal de origen del espectro mexicano, de ondas radiales de televisión, se mezcla con las barras del WiFi de los nuevos inquilinos en Ajusco y en el mercado de KMEX… GOOOOOO, DODGERS!
La Jornada: “Deja Emilio Azcárraga presidencia de Televisa a Gómez y De Angoitia”; http ://www .jornada .unam .mx /2017 /10 /27 /index .php?section =economia&article=018n1eco
Carmona, D. D., “Emilio Azcárraga Milmo”, ISBN 970-95193; en: Memoria Política de México. Instituto Nacional de Estudios Políticos A. C.; vía:
Télé Guía: La Revancha de La Diabla
IMdB; “Abismo de Pasión”. Vía:
Y ahora con ustedes, el segmento musical para que vayan y chinguen a su madre los de Molotov:
“Que no te haga BoBo Jacobo“
I saw them weapons being transferɹed
I saw funerals caused by those weapons being fired…
Sir, the buck stops with you.
So you Must Have Some Interesting thing to Say; because, Baby, you ain’t got no moral authority to go on a PrimeTime night show, unless it is to apologize… hope you like them tacos that i sent you ( fuck Louie Gohmer, also… pandering fuck) those tacos i sent you are of a particular variety that is good for your digestive system. So enjoy
… and Cheers, Motherfuɔker!
———-TimeStamp: 0800 hours CET
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—¡¡—Primetime on Monday the 23rd over at The Rachel Maddow Show, it’s another round of “Aspersions on Louie Gohmer’s asparagus.” Ari Melver promised that he would be there.
Don’t miss, “Aspersions on Louie Gohmer’s asparagus,” guest-starring “Fast & Furious” Mexican Gun-Runner VoBo**: Eric Holder. Show starts at 9pm on the EST, on ‘the’ msnbc’s.
TV/S Guide dish of the week:
A highly recommended “antojito fusionado” for this upcoming episode of TRMS… Dear, Rachel, the tacos are supposed To “Cool off” any “Fast and Furious Aspersions on Louie’s asparagus,” y pues, mi apreciada Raquel, son unos tacos de espárragos ‘chamuscados’ bañados en crema adobada y cebolla roja curtida (o en vinagre) que si no es lo mismo, pues, es igual)… Bon dégustation!
Aspersions on my Fusion Tacos •—• “You don’t want to go there”… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkbgJGZTVP0
Sarah Chayes, on TRMS: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pN_LFIgSozA
¡A marchar, que se ocupa!!!
…dijo un vaquero con calzado y tacuche para correr.
TimeStamp: 1500 hrs in CET
Good Morning Rachel, Today® is already Tuesday, January the 31st…
Tomorrow it is, [one more again] it is supposed to be Direct-Deposit day. It remains to be seen if your trademarked zinger “Bureaucratic Siberia” trickles down to the CS-1 pay scale.
If time could be saved in a bottle, then —and only then— Ricardo Arjona diría que las brumosas
desiciones disecciones decisiones de Bobby McNamara durante la guerra, y sus memorias después de lo que pasó en Irak, no califican como una objeción de conciencia [en reversa].
Yemen is the new Syria
and Brian Williams is occupying the entire 11th Hour tonight…
For what it’s Worth,
TRMS is covering the 6am on CET….
Mientras tanto, al mismo tiempo que la primera hora
del Show de Raquel Maddow ocurría, En El ICE
nos fuimos desde Guatemala a guatepeor.
Meanwhile* at the Veterans of former CIA director’s Wars, not necessarily affiliated* with the Veterans of Foreign Wars, or the DAV —as Nicole Wallace pointed out during the occupation of the 11th Hour— for that matter, “a BuzzFeed Editor” is going to be writing counter-policy for ‘the’ msnbc’s.
Note to editors, directors and copywrite staff:
this is a rushed copy of a Borrador.
Have you, as a non-participant in political discourse, ever heard of the argument to get rid of the journalism trade? it’s the same that it’s made for the legal guild.
…al regresar: Deportes con John Milton.