2da Edición, 25 de diciembre, 2017
Bufón, de Trump, entretiene a Netanyahu.
Someday at Christmas men won’t be boys
Playing with bombs like kids with toys
…maybe not in Time for You and me
But Someday at Christmastime. [1]
ISSY, Sarah Chayes, esto resultaría chistoso si no se hubiera venido anunciado ya, desde Wikipaedia, —¡faltara menos!, o como dicen en La Alianza Francesa* de Banderilla en Veracruz:
On a quitté la fosse hondurien pour entrer au Guatemala et sortir à Guate…PIRE.
* La Alianza Francesa de Banderilla es la memoria de don Jorge Saldaña.
[Man’s voice]
Ladies and gentleman:
It’s time for another lightning round of Jeopardy, with Alejandro Trebek.
[Intro Music]
[Alejandro Trebek]
— Uuuuuh, Lightning round, for $10,000, according to Jimmy Morales, the Guatemalan President, what was the worst crime perpetrated on The Country of “Watemala”:
— Forced sterilization of women by the Government of the United States? [3].
— The British annexation (or cockblocking) of a big chunk of Honduras, today known as Belize.
— The fact that Mexican President Adolfo López Mateos was a “chapín” himself and he never got recognized for it.
[Man’s voice: Armando Álvarez]
With his trademark jubilatory anticipation, Armando presses on that stupid fucking prop, and buzzes in his response:
— What is the fact that López Mateos was born in Guatemala!
[Man’s Voice: Alex Trebek]
— Uuuuuuuuh, Better luck next time, because the correct answer is: The British annexation (or cockblocking) of a big chunk of Honduras, today known as Belize.
[Man’s voice: Armando Álvarez]
— Darn it, my stolen Cadillac was traced to that jungle, and that was my Second option. The British Honduras, eh? Who would’a—thunk it!
1. Hondura – de “hondo” / “depth”; plural = honduras / depths.
f. Profundidad de una cosa, ya sea en las concavidades de la Tierra, ya en el Mar, Ríos… pozos, etc.
As in: Before entering the DEPTHS of Hell, Dante was lost in a “Jungle”… source: La Real Academia Española . com
2. Miller, R., Wells, B., ” Someday at Christmas“. Cover by Leanne Rimes vía: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sqks5ZrAj9I (la “e” es muda)
3. Honduras: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras