Déjame preguntarte… ¿de qué éxito estás hablando? ¡Pinche Presidente Pendejo!!!
En París ya es domingo.
Ayer cumplió años Javier Solis
RESIDENTE de Puerto Rico.
For Your Consideration: dear, Rachel.
Meet Prof. Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés… people Who Know, know That Pedro knows a thing or two, about the dangers of a:
Triple “T” dietTimeStamp: the top of Cousin Joe’s last segmented hour. 14h45 CET
The top section of the Sand Glass is empty; it’s time for a new hour, join us as we [the staff] flip the old clock and watch “liddle” granules reveal a tale.
¡No se vaya!, porque al regresar, sigue: Verificadores de la historia: una mirada al régimen de Giussepe “mano dura” Stalin, y a la presidencia de Donato “paperino” Trump.
A warning from ’65.. Las quesadillas, Amigo, llevan queso.
The world is like a Tortilla productions presents:
Starring Liam Neeson
Today is national sports day in France, meanwhile, we [the staff] are still on the trail of Mr. Diderot and as a result we are still “accomodating” the “Last Week in History” segment; anyway, we happened to catch your live broadcast early this morning (0300h CET) and found that given Sen. Bob Corker vociferous opinions about POTUS 45, your “Silent Movies” segment was an perfect match for the following “Last Week in History” segment… i call it Rachel’s Reciprocal Property for the news Division (context on that follows, right now i’m late for my Colombian shrink appt.)… Besos.
Still to come: 5.4 million French public servants are called (to go on strike) by their respective workers union, this according according to Le Monde. The last time a match like this took holds of the streets was in 2007, according to Canal Plus morning news.
TimeStamp: 2300h CET
Mientras tanto allá en los Estados Unidos, Puerto Rico va de mal en peor, y mientras ese territorio se colapsa, Donald Trump se la pasa jugando golf.
En California, la región al norte de San Francisco, así como que yendo a Napa Valley; y también en Anaheim, la situación literalmente: arde.
Y esta semana, ¡por fin! se confirma lo que Barack Obama sabía, cuando él todavía era el presidente de los Estados Unidos: que Facebook es un peligro para la nación; pero a lo mejor igual como con los bancos y con Wall Street, esa industria es muy importante, influyente o grande como para dejarla colapsar. O explíquenos, Raquelito, de que otra manera se puede explicar que no exista un proceso en contra de Mark Zuckerberg y el resto de Silicon Valley, que colaboró con los rusos para convencer a las legiones de lectores del genero ‘fake news’ a que votaran por Donald Trump.
Sadly, as much as we would like to get angry about the whole Google -Facebook – Breitbart fake news debacle in the Rusian Gate swamp, we can’t; it’s just a bitter pill to swallow, our guess is that Sen. Sanders must feel the same way. He, (Mr. Sanders) didn’t stand a chance against the stubborn desire to get the first woman as president into the White House, even if it meant weeding out the best candidate (Bernie)
who could take who could have taken back a good chunk of undecided Donald Trump votes. So now, even with all them great AFTER ACTION REVIEWS from The Daily Beast and the WaPo’s findings about google’s involvement in the Circus of an Election of 2016, it’s too late. If it’s not, why then is Trump not in jail yet?
So Now Rachel, we just have to wait “un momentito” and see on which side of the face all of them 56 cards on the deck are going to land, because Donald Trump’s second act of treason was when he called on the Russian president to use all of his intelligence resources to bring Hillary Clinton’s emails —into the open.
Question: If the past administration KNEW, that Mark Zuckerberg’s platform was being used to DUPE “innocent racists” and “closeted biggots” of the “Make America Great” bumper sticker consumer crowd, why exactly was it that the former FBI director, James Comey, didn’t spring into action in the same fashion that he did during the last stretch of the election, like he did with the “Carlos Danger*” connection with Mrs. Clinton?
* Former Congressman (NYC) Anthony Weiner
It’s too bad Rachel, that from Nov. 2015 to Oct. 2016 no one read my blog, except of course, the Donald Trump machinery, because sweetie i can humbly write that throughout that time I was your the anti-Breitbart syrup and Cousin’s Joe Super-Beta-political pundit Donald Trump eliminator… i just couldn’t compete with Your Fuck’n distant cousins, The Buzzfeed’s.
In hindsight, Cousin Joe, stop being a tight wad and send that new iPhone. There’s a Mexican election coming and this guy nicknamed “El Bronco” wants to be Donald Trump’s “hombre-cuete” and play measure–my–wee-wee with Trump, come 2018.
And now: the Rachel Reciprocal of the the news Division.
1. TRMS [over] Donald’s Words = a Silent Film.
Donald’s Pathological behavior [over] Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN) comments = a logically upset U.S. Senator… so:
TRMS / DWords ➗ DPathos / Sen. CorkerComments [use standard division reciprocal property] and you get:
2. TRMS / DWords ✖️ Sen. CorkerComments / DPathos = any George Carlin “TALKIE” recording at Madison Square Garden. NOW Rachel, don’t forget to use this “HUBRIS” reference marker of A Day Like Today, but in 2002, to “account for your known unknowns”.
They sure are, SSgt. Wallace, you should wear them spectacles more often, they bring out the “genius” in you. Anygüey, this is an intermission; but before we [the staff] turn our Squelch On, we’d like to ponder if, on that February 22nd heatwave of 2016, in Las Vegas, John Heilemann would have pondered himself Siding with an Exxon Mobile exectutive over the President of The United States of America… because tonight, under an October 2017 Full Moon on the CET: Pound for Pound and as a leader on the world stage: Donald John Trump sure looks like a FUCKING MORON.
In the mean time, Big Kat breaks out the Old Gray Whistle Test and she wants you all too, to shout for one of the Greatest Acts in Rock and Roll: Tom Petty and of course… The Heartbreakers.