Efeméride: 10 de diciembre, 1948; los franceces re inventan el derecho de Ser y Estar… y por eso la Asamblea General de la ONU aprueba en París la Declaración de los Derechos Humanos.
ISSY; a phonetic play on words on the Spanish language translation of the affirmative: Oui, via Les–Moulineaux •—• y por eso •—• We [the staff] chose this double-entendre for at least one of several reasons, but mainly because as DESTINY, KARMA, and FATE would have it: ISSY–Crossed–Our–PATH.
and we shit-you-not, Sarah, most-if-not all of these reasons FALL within a three mile radius of the exceptionally mapped* Equinox, a dive that every 15th of September becomes ground zero for the yearly Mexican Independence ball in Paris and where all the little Mexican mafias go and gather to echo the Mexican ambassador’s shout-outs in honor of the INSURGENTS that gave my parental units Great-Great-Great-Grand–Parents what we —the current Mexican generations— think that it is Patria, which has the same roots as the word Patriot, but has nothing to do with the concept of Motherland, which is more kin to the love of the land and its natural resources, than it is to the love of Flag and Country, which is reminiscent of the Fatherlands of yesteryears.
Anygüey, Sarah, in that respect what my aunts, uncles and cousins south of the Rio Grande, think that it is a sovereign land; en la realidad, is nothing short of a Banana Republic… right, Gustavo?
Which brings us [the staff] to the following, we are willing to bet Gustavo’s caboose that if you are still reading this, then you are probably wondering WTF does this information have to do with our 2nd favorite jewish person? And we [the staff] would answer: nothing. Not a God Damn Thing, because we [the staff] were referring to Chayes, as in the leading expert on world-wide corruption—Sarah Chayes, and not our 3rd favorite Alpha Cunt: Sarah Silverman […Silverman’s words, not ours] but regardless of that, we [the staff] noticed that Laughter’s Mom sure is able to shape them obscene fingers of hers (again, Silverman’s observation, not ours) into a mean subliminal Nº 3, disguised —no less— as a Número Uno.
In Europe it’s already Carlos Gardel‘s Birthday, but in Tijuana it’s still the tenth: Timestamp—02h00 CET
Anygüey, we [the staff] invoked Dr. Chayes because we brought about the topographical trivia surrounding the Equinox in Paris and its relation to the little mafias** or “Amigos of México in Francia.”
⇑ en el cuadro de espaldas, y en el marco, arriba de Solárzano, a un lado de “El Chompiras” y “La Chimoltrufia” el escritor y periodista, René Avilés Fabila, quién asegura que en México las mafias grandotas [culturalmente hablando] ya dejaron de existir; palabras más o palabras menos según Avilés, las mafias de Octavio Paz, las de Carlos Fuentes, las de Monsivais murieron cuando murió el autor de “El Castillo de Cristal” obra que a lo mejor fue inspirada por los corridos norteños de la década de los 90’s en Ciudad Juárez
But speaking of mafias** on a day like today, but in many different years, a bunch of Nobel Prizes for Literature found a mantle in many different famous homes, one of these shelves included la Casa de Paz, Octavio [one-each] for a piece of work that for our taste is right there next to, “Los Hijos de Sánchez”… dicho de otra manera, PORNO PARA LA ARISTOCRACIA representada por los dos monos de pie y las dos monas sentadas a quienes Cartier-Bresson capturó infraganti en el México de 1953; página 76, en Reporters Sans Frontières yearly fund raiser catalogue of 1999, featuring Henri Cartier-Bresson.
* We [the staff] call that quadrant exceptional because in so far as the 20 Parisian arrondissements, which are perfectly fitted into a Snail-Shaped figure these are also delimited by “Le Periph Interior,” which has its vehicular flow orbit the outer arrondissements clockwise. In this sense everything to the right of the interior “Freeway” is considered part of the jurisdiction of The City of Paris; whereas, everything that is to the left of “Le Periph Exterior,” which circles in the opposite direction (counter-clockwise) is consider part of the suburbs of the French Capital… o como dicen allá en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua: parte del catastro de LA PERIFERIA.
Las fuentes, dignas de doña Vilma:
1. un.org: “UNIVERSAL” Mr. Macron, includes Jupiter, as in: YOU too are to be accountable, regardless of Special Institutionalized Oversights and outreaches . http://www.un.org/es/universal-declaration-human-rights/
2. … RSF…