12:34 … de honduras a guatepeor. — Merry Christmas, Sarah.

2da Edición, 25 de diciembre, 2017

Bufón, de Trump, entretiene a Netanyahu.

The Best Rendition

Someday at Christmas men won’t be boys
Playing with bombs like kids with toys
maybe not in Time for You and me
But Someday at Christmastime. [1]

Enter: Gael García Bernal, he takes–on the role of Alejandro Trebek, or the bilingual personification of Alex Trebek, a Canuck with an uncanny ability to deliver dead pan questions on the American Spectrum on the television game show series, Jeopardy. In this particular “Blitzkreig Round,” Alejandro Trebek also tackles French as a third language. -•—_!_—•-  Uso justo del mundo de Le Monde.

ISSY, Sarah Chayes, esto resultaría chistoso si no se hubiera venido anunciado ya, desde Wikipaedia, —¡faltara menos!, o como dicen en La Alianza Francesa* de Banderilla en Veracruz:

On a quitté la fosse hondurien pour entrer au Guatemala et sortir à Guate…PIRE.

* La Alianza  Francesa de Banderilla es la memoria de don Jorge Saldaña.

… No es ninguna casualidad, más mejor, es la regresión evolutiva del proceso de la Elección del 2016 en los EeUu, because Jimmy morales, the guatemalan president, not the legendary Mexican Circuit Car Racer is an expansionist occupier like the goons that follow Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump’s decision to move in on Jerusalem was the best Christmas present that el chapín Morales could have hoped for; more details on the next lightning round of Jeopardy, with Alejandro Trebek. •—_!_—•  Fair use of All French Print Media.

[Man’s voice]

Ladies and gentleman:

It’s time for another lightning round of Jeopardy, with Alejandro Trebek.

[Intro Music]

[Alejandro Trebek]

— Uuuuuh, Lightning round, for $10,000, according to Jimmy Morales, the Guatemalan President, what was the worst crime perpetrated on The Country of “Watemala”:

— Forced sterilization of women by the Government of the United States? [3].

— The British annexation (or cockblocking) of a big chunk of Honduras, today known as Belize.

— The fact that Mexican President Adolfo López Mateos was a “chapín” himself and he never got recognized for it.

[Man’s voice: Armando Álvarez]

With his trademark jubilatory anticipation, Armando presses on that stupid fucking prop, and buzzes in his response:

— What is the fact that López Mateos was born in Guatemala!

[Man’s Voice: Alex Trebek]

— Uuuuuuuuh, Better luck next time, because the correct answer is: The British annexation (or cockblocking) of a big chunk of Honduras, today known as Belize.

[Man’s voice: Armando Álvarez]

— Darn it, my stolen Cadillac was traced to that jungle, and that was my Second option. The British Honduras, eh? Who would’a—thunk it!


1. Hondura – de “hondo” / “depth”; plural = honduras / depths.
f. Profundidad de una cosa, ya sea en las concavidades de la Tierra, ya en el Mar, Ríos… pozos, etc.
As in: Before entering the DEPTHS of Hell, Dante was lost in a “Jungle”… source: La Real Academia Española . com

2. Miller, R., Wells, B., ” Someday at Christmas“. Cover by Leanne Rimes vía: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sqks5ZrAj9I (la “e” es muda)

3. Honduras: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras

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