And, Cousin Joe… You are such a gay lord.

Note to non-readers at the P.E.N. Club Mo’Naco:

https ://asegovia3 .com /2023 /04/15 /track-7-us-and-themus-and-them/


The first thing that your 🪶 tips should know, is that Armando Serrano~Prieto is 12-years old and of course he finds this entry funny and witty 🧏 not to mention, —pretty.

This message is approved by PBS in 1994… Issy, Mika Brzezinski, that’s only a mere Ten Years after, wait FO’it, wait… PANAMA!


But FO’ist, we now return to RFPP 30th Anniversary Celebration with le PEN Club de France on the March to The Road to Wigan Pier, 🎵 Sunday morning bottle of wine. 

Faul de Mo’Naco… en marcha a Metro 🚇 République, with a “dry-ass” Corona beer.

Hey there, Jacques, youse gonna need a bigger Tati®️ for that Would D.A.R.E.

⚒️🛠️⚒️ Springtime for Deutsch: Das Boot 👢

Jack who? Never ho’id of that bum, this here is a white glove affaire, Clemente Clamato requires a conformist translation of all foreign nomenclatures, see that fellow over there? That’s Jacques, Jack! He used to be Santiago.

Draw a line under, IT!… and never mind that Camel puffer: Donnie Deutsch.

For context on the above-mentioned camel-puffer go to the month of mayo, here:

Ich Bin EIN bolus Berliner …
These prizes [Prix de Traduction 2023] salute the linguistic exercise from one language to another, as well as its consistency with the original text. The pleasure of reading in French¹ will be appreciated in view of the displacement that is a translation. In the case of a rare langage³, a consultative reading from an expert may be requested².

The Nile is a river, denial on the other hand is like that fickle bitch, The Summer Wind

³~. Such as la bendita ‘lengua’ de Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, dit Molière.

²~. https ://www .penclub .fr /activitespermanentes /les-prix-de-la-traduction/

¹~. Knot-to-mention the torture of wondering why in the fuck some letters of la bendita Alliance Française are never to be spoken of, in casual conversation. Ask Daumesnil, that po’Basterd’s nomenclature sounds like the Irish-american German negation of a dome, where the “NIL” part is not a river in Northern Africa, but rather the nominal noun nothingness of NICHT… 

Ahora cúentame una de Cucos minimalistes. And, Piano GO’ill, “Cuco” es el diminutivo de Refugio.


the adjective form of zero, —for NULL, period!

Note to editors:
Please be advised that our Translation “STRUGGLE” for the bendito P.E.N. Club de France will be shifting gear into “a rare language” from the the U.S. Southwest and the North of México, it’s not “Spanglish” and you should not call it CALO, it’s something else, but Eye is not going to tell you the name of said lingo right now… just know that for the most part, the rules still apply even if the dimensions are distorted and sometimes even perverted, but that’s just the French angle here, knot ours. Por ejemplo, Marié-Ange Schiltz:


https ://www .theguardian .com  /2023/jun/19 /orcas-are-attacking-boats-the-marine-revolution-has-begun

The Who? I can’t explain, ask Melville (1851’s 🐋 classic) but stay away from Mt. Kilimanjaro, because Mika likes to sow her Wild Oaths there.

https ://successionsource .tumblr .com /post /endiness-so-looking-forward-to-dinner-yeah

Spanish does not have an auxiliary form of the conditional. The mood and/or manner is marked in the verb conjugation.

Saddle Up!


Ahhh… Prairie Shit!³

³~. Slim Pickens

After the break 💔 it’s Blazing Saddles… a re-boot 🤠… not those “🛠️🛠️🛠️ boots”, Donnie Deutsch, you son-of-a-bitch! These boots 🥾 it’s the Kraft, pass the mustard.


Last Week Too They — … “Grizzly Adams DID* have a beard!”

Chinese Food… Hey, P.E.N. CLUB de France: tomorrow is Taco Tus Days. Sin Celery, Mao TSE Tung.


So, never mind that fellow with the stone 🪨 on his back, according to the Brittany Tourism Board and the Le Mans Pantomime Institute of La Sarthe, la Panoramix on this one is of little cultural value, at this rate Mickey Mouse will in fact, said Lee Treviño 🏌️, “turn into La fucking Vache, mister Bowie.”

The Brotherly LOVE Bridge… yup, Eye burnt that one down, Aussie… it used to be the city of one bridge, now Ewe Got Nuttin’!… Sincerely, The Brooklyn Bridge.

Previously on the 30th Anniversary edition of rfpp 106.3 fm:

Les prix de Traduction du PEN Club français
(2° édition-2023)

The Rulhes des Rhunes and other assorted Procédures for entry:


La convocatoria de texto para los precios los grandes precios del 2023 se extienden desde el 1 de abril (April’s Phish) hasta el 1 de julio (Bastille They pre-nupcials).

Las solicitudes en toda su totalidad son para el beneficio del hijo de Juanito Guanabacoa en Canadá.

Mexicanos, “traguen su maíz 🌽 Transgénico® y sus 🌮 tortillas que sean de Play-Doo®”, dijo el wambo-jambo-Colorado-red-Mexican Greaser, Ken 🪶 Salazar 🤠 en el Chamizal.

Sin Salarie

Billy “Esta Vez” d’Kid…

I’ll make you famous.

Cualquier parecido con la política de París Fréquence Plurielle es mera causalidad para la gloria del ex-agente de la policía judicial de Tijuana, Baja California, Francisco Belmont; o mismo para el provecho del cinito mexicano tijuanense en Annecy…sur Savoy-Truffle.

The translations must have been published within the last two years from the publication of the call for papers (April 2023).

these translations can relate to texts from all eras and languages. Translations must be published at the publisher’s expense, in French.

Zeppelin needs not apply.

https ://www .golfchannel .com /news /lee-trevino-wishes-he-had-not-made-cameo-happy-gilmore

For those just joining us, please be advised that Fenster the copy-editor reserves the right to revise each post on an Hilo—Paris time-delayed fragmentación, and in Hilo, Hawaii it’s is Primetime right now, in la Finistère it’s Second Amendment news, ahora en Francés y narradas por un Leprechaun 🍀.


The stupidest hitlerian* Autobahn on in the world 🛣️, period! President B.

*~. All freeways, toll-roads, and AuTo-pistas are a NAZI invention designed for tanks and to kill public transportation… My name is Clint Eastwood, and in Washington, “Eye prefers public transportation.”

Una de Camargo… 🎶 and Öüï don’t take no trips on LSD

Centre Culturel Bonlieu… or just as good as any I reckon.

W/OFA. Without Fixed Abode… if you wish and please , Öüï can most certainly notch up a Waltz, mister Valls… bring mister Édouard.

Featuring: Papa Poule (El Gallo Claudio*) and El hArtista exclusivo de Montreuil-sous-Bois, the one and only, Freddy Cats.

*~ Marcelo Ebrard, candidato a Los Pinos… A-Gain.

BELOVED, cotejados:
Loft 3Bonlieu.
Pendant huit ans, j’ai côtoyé des hommes, des femmes, des jeunes, des moins jeunes, certains ouverts, d’autres renfermés, parfois propres, parfois moins propres, amicaux ou pas, dont la seule caractéristique commune était l’absence d’un domicile. L’interaction était quasi quotidienne : réunions, assemblées générales, démarches auprès des autorités, permanences, comptes rendus, gestion des fichiers, entretien des locaux, actions collectives (vide-greniers, vestiaire, collectes…) destinées à assurer l’autonomie financière de l’association pour les dépenses courantes. Proximité, familiarité et parfois sympathie, parfois antipathie, avec une frange de la populationque tout un chacun croise avec, usuellement, peu d’interactions – ne veut pas dire discours scientifiquement établi. Je n’ai pratiqué ni l’observation participante, ni le carnet de notes de l’ethnologue. Je n’ai jamais passé la frontière, fondamentale, me semble-t-il, celle de « ne pas avoir un chez soi ». Je suis restée ce que je suis, une ADF – de surcroît, par tempérament, peu encline à l’écoute. Aussi tout ce que je peux dire leur sujet n’est-il, à mon sens, que partiel et partial.


Note to editors:
“Bonlieu” is not listed in the holy petit Robert, however, “bon-chrétien” is, donc, “how do, —you like them Bartlett pears?”… no pun intended, just the facts, Sonia en Annecy?

His eyes did the talking, he followed the security guards on their rounds with a downward glance, monitoring the cameras

Live Libé: 

X marks the spot, indeed, IT!, does.
… For eight years, I amalgamated¹ with men and women, young and old, some open-minded, others withdrawn, some clean, some not so clean, some friendly, some not, their only common characteristic was the lack of a domicile of a chante².


Libération  N° 13048
Friday June 9th, 2023
Page 3

¹~. Côtoyer, a false friend for all of the dyslexic non-readers of the Mexican vernacular agro🍅speak, ‘coyotear‘.

… No aggressiveness, yet I sensed the dangerousness in him.

Anonymous employee at the CCB in Annecy (Haute-Savoie). 

Schiltz continues:

Interaction was almost daily: meetings, general assemblies, approaches to the authorities, red tape³, standby duty, reports, file management, upkeep of the premises, collective actions (garage sales, checkroom [cloakroom], collections, etc.) designed to ensure the association’s financial autonomy for day-to-day expenses.

²~. Chante, basically a pad 📰✍️… ask Beto O’Rourke at the El Paso Times, Bobby is the Calo expert.

Ten years ago, Edward Snowden warned us about state spying. Spare a thought for him, and worry about the future.

³~. démarches auprès des autorités, red tape.

Hail, Hail Rock and Roll ✌🏾

And, Reverend Al, as you pray for repented criminals, spend some Pennies for Benny:


https ://www .theguardian .com /commentisfree /2023/jun/06 /edward-snowden-state-spying-guardian

🎶 Beads and Roman sandals won’t be seen…

🎶 Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear… Hee-Haw!
Proximity, familiarity and sometimes sympathy, sometimes antipathy, with marginal group of the population – whom everyone usually comes across with little interaction – no quiere decir, a scientifically established discourse. I didn’t use participant observation nor the ethnologist’s notebook. I’ve never crossed the fundamental boundary, it seems to me, of “not having a place“. I’ve remained what I am, a WFA (whoof’Ah) – and by temperament, not a very good listener. So anything I can say about them is, in my view, only partial and tendencioso.

⁴~. I don’t wish to sound bias, but the Sacré lengua de Molière knows not what a home or an hogar (en Castellano es), en Francés pues, un ‘chez’ es un lugar, this does not mean that the French don’t have ‘houses’ or an abode to dwell. Linguistically it seems, that in translation the French simply don’t have a word with the scent and humor of a home… sin embargo the French do have las muy mentadas Madeleines de Proust por todo el mundo y puntos intermedios.

⁵~. Biased.

Hello, Pat… say hello to TED. You two are sharing eternity together.


Previously on Ween it’s, “piss up a rope” with your host, Jack Santa Luz.

Raindrops are falling on Mí Park.

Note to Thomas de Corbillón:
Naturally, the minute I asked Jack not to piss on the green, the motherfucker sent the water clouds over the Bleu Hex.

The WO’ild is a ghetto.

And, Christian Merlin… Eye is an Anti-christ and I, am an anarchist

1 of 117 … Baaaah, A la tour.

Previously on, Pierre Bourdieu’s “Habitus”, i went ahead and put Marie-Ange Schiltz’ 100-paragraph on homelessness from “el ruedo” and not from la barrera de un ESCRITORIO en la SORBONNE off until the Lucha Libre came to town and Senator Claire McCaskill’s “white boots” popped out of Pandora’s Box at the SOCLE of Saint-Merri.  

El hábito no hace al monje: Then comes the ultimate boldness, the generalization of the conclusions in order to identify some constants and probable causalities that would orient the action of men in society. In a word, you would have understood that understanding the social [fabric] through statistics, is to know and accept that one slices, that we cut up, that we lose information at each step, in order to bring some order to the complex chaos Here I am today I have to approach the complex deprived of my usual tools. [Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF), avec domicile fixe (ADF)]. The final part of the Marie-Ange Schiltz’ reflection on page 177 of a Mains Libres .pdf³

³~. Mar 2023 DOI: 10.3917/commu.112.0173ISBN: 0588-8018. French National Centre for Scientific Research

backward difference

Breaking in France… news bulletins coming from Pas-de-Calais relay that the French just invented “the amber” alert. No word yet if the abductor is the father of the abductee, or if the perp is a perv.

Morralla for your thoughts: Vient l’audace ultime, la généralisation des conclusions en vue de dégager quelques constantes et causalités probables qui orienteraient l’action des hommes en société. En un mot, vous l’avez compris, appréhender le social à travers la statistique, c’est savoir et accepter que l’on tranche, que l’on découpe, que l’on perde de l’information à chaque étape, dans le but de dégager un peu d’ordre dans le complexe. Me voilà aujourd’hui bien démunie, il me faut aborder le complexe sans mes outils usuels.

With that in mind, this is an Amber Enlèvement.

Ni Maistro – Ni Dieu…

https ://www .publimetro .com .mx 2023/06/03 / mother-with-baby-in-arms-and-her-teen-daughter-beaten-outside-of-school

And Willie Geist, congratulations on picking-up today’s Word of The ‘Gram: hashtag pedowhore, say your “Silent Prayer” now.

But that has nothing to do with the Soul of America who, Reverend Alphonse Sharpton the Third, because you, out of all honorary Mexicans should know that if VALLE de CHALCO in the Mexican State of Mexico (Edo.Mex) asks Tennessee to slow down, “Mama Karen” in OCALA, Florida will turn around and dust the soul from the kids… It’s a tale of two cities where “el pueblo bueno” and “good decent Americans” live and die, as they did.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /news /us-news /woman-charged-after-fatally-shooting-neighbor-through-door-has-history-of-harassing-children

Ewe got nuttin’!

Jeez Whizz!

Except of course…

The title for:

Le$ ¢lochards de LA OTAN… but like Mexican Militaire Attachés, you $hu’eat well.

A-ha! A Fleshlight–in-sac… a sure sign of a France Music frog.

Did you enjoy your month of May vacation, Cerf-panthére? Welcome back.

Anyhow Cerfie-puss, Eye told y’all, wait scratch that I have been tellin’ y’all since hashtag Nuit Debout that if you pause in May, da’Man is going to TAKE FIVE, but that’s okay, because like I told you at the sobremesa, —hay más tiempo que vino.

Track 7: US and THEM

DAS BOOT RECORDING 2011 presents: page 14, La pop dans l’ère du clown. Rolling Stone. Numéro 151, avril 2023 (FRANCE).


Ahora cuéntame una de CLOCHARDS with luxury brand items courtesy of “Un Mundo Raro”.


Hoy no hubo Émission Américas en RFPP . net… nonetheless, the program grill at the Botzaris radio station shows the Osler Amaro logo as being “active”, but Juliette, Malena and Mateo are live from La Parole Errante in MONTREUIL-SOUS-BOIS, naturally, rfpp is NAVEL–gazing a re-run of their 30th Anniversary.

Appropriately enough, two French broads are philosophizing about ‘writers’ and the censorship that miniaturize their efforts in France. The Pen Club is at the mound, and they are talking about Turkey and Irak, without (maybe) not knowing what is happening under their mic 🎙️ (plural).

Hola, Francisco, tu carcajada no paso desapercibida (punto y coma) sabemos de antemano como te gusta estar en El Commando de los controles, no por nada tus bambalinas tienen como telón, a la policía judicial del PRI nuestro de aquellos Díaz [en Montparnasse].

Don Porfirio et les étudiants d’aujourd’hui
Hugo Aboites

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/04/15 /opinionopinion /012a2pol

There is money to be made in Charity in France, but you have to be LATINO for that.

One thing for sure is that the censorship from The Préfecture de Police does not happen (as it applies to my DOCKET there)  without the SOLIDARITY of the Caviar-gauche de La MAL27 at Saint-Germain-des-Prés,  “Siempre en Domingo” en la rue des Cascades, La Juventud Venezolana (de Guadalajara, Jalisco—México), Morena-Francia, Los Amigos de México en Francia, and of course, the Superstar himself, Juanito GUANABACOA…

If you tune in right now (Saturday 15th of April in Paris) the president of the navel gazing club at Cruz de Caballos, Metro Line 9, is covering Actes Sud and the Afghan Wings 💸…

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/4/11 /anulan-condena-de-50-anos-de-prision-de-el-mochaorejas-su-banda-de-secuestradores-305187 .html


As we rant, 🇲🇽 Juanito Guanavacoa and Florence Cassez 🇫🇷 are gathering the necessary paperwork to bring  DANIEL “mocha orejas” ARIZMENDI to France, where no doubt mister “ear chopper” will get his Early Retirement and double RSA check, plus “logement”.

Now we know where the CURRENT Mexican president’s FRIENDS reside in France:

Raphaël Morán directing a question to the then 🇲🇽 presidential candidate Andrés Ma. lópez O.:

—Tiene amigos en Francia?< /p>

I will get back to that after I remind The PEN CLUB that LA FRANCE might have a law defending the Freedom of Expression, but I know-know, and can argue, that if you practice Journalism as a foreigner in France, [he/she] one or two, must report all sources to the Préfecture de Police sous PENA de una condena to feed the doves from la banqueta.. And if The PEN CLUB in France has any doubts or wishes tto challenge my know-know, just switch your motherfucking dial to those “politically correct” gringos at politico . com, ibid from China.

RAYUELA-Aeroplane-Marelle en La Jornada dominguera de La Universidad Autónoma de John Mill Ackerman³:

🇫🇷 Plusieurs 🇧🇷 vont à 🇨🇳 Pékin. Pékin n’est allé qu’à 🇷🇺 Moscou. Intéressant, non ?

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/04/15

In this sense, Pen CLUB de France… You are all NIGGERS with a microphone. Now go ahead and call me a racist, just don’t think that I, Armando Segovia, is “Comfortably Numb” in France… and Fuck BARBARA aussi.

This is not an inter – mission.