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Julio Guereka y Jabón del Perro Agradecido presenta

Thee 19~Eighty’s

¡Arriba Juárez!

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Any 🦉 hoot, Valerie Pécresse, Madame one-each, what a fuck? What is your “go-Fund me*” bullshit doing? Even your ticket checkers hate you.

Me llamo Armando Serrano~Prieto y tengo 14 años desde que Éxodus salió de Sn. Brdo. a París.

Ask my friend COTEJADO it’s trou 🕳️ cheka El ACENTO 🇲🇽 de los halcones… pero déjame comenzar, and then y’All will find out el punto de referencia en la PUERTA del pinche Refrigerador del ’87.

Entonces, Julio Guereka (que feo estás) imagínate la mula que fue remplazada por l’eletricidad para cruzar al Chuco siendo remplazada por otra pinche mula para cruzar a Juárez.

ASÍ, así está fomentando la PINCHE fayuca esa señora en la RATP de la Île-de-France.

“Los bulbos estan calientes… ¡apágalos!”

Contra—líneas y las causas…

para cotizar como chofer de plataforma

EL HALCONAZO 1971… jueves de Corpus on a Tuesday’s Gone California Bungalow en El Distrito Federal. 👮

Thank You (motherfuckers) for letting Mí, bee 🐝 my-self, Pistachón Zig~Zag ♠️ reports.

I Want My Matricula Consular

¡Orbitá! pero no partícipes, be like the Oh.Eh.Ah. and scream like the C.E.L.A.C.

Instituto de Los Mexicanos en El Extranjero
sponsored by Mexico y su pinche clasismo y corrupción del pueblo para pendejos.

Ahora sí:

Tripas de Gato
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Mientras tanto en Ciudad Juárez... Julio Guereka was being an asshole

Mientras tanto en Ciudad Juárez… Julio Guereka was being an asshole

 

2.  🎹🎸🪘🎺🎷🪈🪗🎻🪕🪇🥁🎙️🎛️🎚️

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /club-jazzafip/hommage-a-sly-stone-la-legende-du-funk

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So, what’cha gonna play now? —Julio? Of course Ewe are, it’s a Dog-eat-goD cloud.

Dear, Marianne Williamson…

From wannabe Chairperson to wannabee Sheerperson:

I, armando serrano-prieto can Dig It! Eye can Dig It, little ol’Eye can tell youse—heck, i almost felt a tear creeping out of my left tear sack but my nutsack reminded Mí (that motherfucker) that it was only all of “that weight” and-oh-by the way, “that magic feeling : nowhere to go” that activated the eyeball hydration process and not the “buena vibra” spiel.

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window… and in The End, the spoon Ewe gives is equal to the Shugga’ YOU Make.

my name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman, but that’s only because my a u r a  soars higher than your homeopathic 🪁, and besides, that Black Moon for Wednesday is mine, M I N E , period! Eye painted that Black Moon for Mí not Ewe.

And, Alicia Menendez, please let the record show that there are no New Moons in the month of February; none, —ni una Ali CIA.

Note to Wednesday:
armando serrano-prieto is 13 years old and he approves all of the different iterations of Addams on the screens.

Observing techniques from Across The Universe³

³~. It’s like a Long And Winding Road in Light-minutes at 10¹³. For reference, 10¹³ is the time that it takes  JUSTICE to travel through the French System, unless you are from the Galaxie de Provence of Avignon.

As light travels… 2011 to 2024.

Cito yo: this is the return of the Space Cowboy

In local news: information indisponible³

³~. “[N]ous mettons tout en ouvre pour remédier au dysfonctionnement down there.

³~.Wheel Of Fortune… El País, “Chances Are” in: Inflación de narices, by Raquel Pelaéz; martes 26 de noviembre de 2024.

PSA, or ASP if youse Miserably chido in Mayotte or “Chidamente” chihuahuense en Châtelet… at high noon the RATP will hold a minute of silence on every rail, every bus and every station for the victims of the not-very “chido” cyclone in the Indian Ocean.

https ://www.20minutes .fr /societe /cyclone-mayotte-quoi-consistera-journee-deuil-national-lundi

Chido, pues.

Our next segment takes us to the other extreme of The Indian Ocean where Öüï meets The Beatles, it’s Trou 🕳️ History TV 📺 and the former Liverpoolians just finished a trip to The Philippines of all places! By gum why The Beatles never even made it to old Developing Mexico, or El Chamizal for that matter, but John, Paul, George and, Ringo did make it to the Embassy (in Washington, D.C.) where a lock of the aforementioned drummer hair was violated from his head.

Aquí le falta un guión… cito yo, Excelentísima , cito yo : Roma es Amor.

It’s Christmas They Eve in Thailand and at The Philippines, heck! EVEN the “Marcos” are back in the frame… it’s just a “scratch and a dash” from detention, but that’s just how shit~hole embassies from developing countries like the U.K. in 1964 roll.

And, Rachel Maddow… Yugo!

—No, Ewe go!

Tonight’s THEME is about Talent 

🎸 Where is my badge?… any hoot, Hilarity Rodham and Sue’s around the DNC, wanna know what don “ANLO” and the MAGA mouvement have in common? The two cults love to mispronounce Dirty Harris’ name.

 

Talkin’ bout a Girl who looks quite like you

And, Salma Hayek goes, beep-beep…🚙 Gotta-go, gotta’ go… Tú La Ciudad de las dos necesidades, Chicago.

Mercy-mercy-mercy.

— Shawn of the Fain walks into a is served a cocktail at [the] bar by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-C…,  hilarity ensues when the Auto Industry walks and orders a German built/Mexican mixed Polo.

And, Alicia Menendez… who signed off on Simone’s Day Off

Let Mí guess, Simone is off to Chicago and she’s probably looking for a float to sing Danke Schöen from, isn’t she, Alicia? Isn’t she?

Un Maratón para cruzar la bendita Rivoli.

 

[Fickle file foto of Simone Sanders, in the role of Wayne Newton goes here] … but first: 

Todos traen su cara de miel 🍯.

 

Öüï switch, IT!, over to Shanghái, China, where an angry diplomat (a Mexican one) just made the day, punto y coma; now ANY SIMILARITIES to an ancienne incident at la Place de Victoires next to the Mexico house there, en FACE a las Carmelitas nuns shack is not far fetched from the imagination, heck, i reckon that when a similar incident happened there, the Fabriqué de La Solidarité on the opposite end of that church, Eye shit Ewe not, issued that ousted Mexican cónsul a very-very Chic studio overlooking La Seine… but then that same Mexican consulate official in Paris (2015 – 2017) had two French offsprings living here so, after that “cónsul” got ousted from The Mexican Foreign Service³, he found himself divorced and transformed as the first DIPLOMATIC CLOCHARD on the Streets of Paris, France.

If my memo-ria serves me well the tassel ear on a stalk is the equivalent of what Australians in The Louisiana Territory call a motherfucking “Shrimp on the BARBIE”.

Any hoot Alicia Menendez, little ol’ i could only had hoped that THE CÓNSUL ADSCRITO at the San Bernardino Mexican consulate could have been half the man public servant that Michel in Shanghái was when it came to a triste trámite.

³~. Mostly for being an ass at work, trou 🕳️ story.

Bald Power — Discriminación capilar

And, Adrianne Elrod³, the following must be read in an African American voice, from La France in Sundance.

“That is not a fish, April, that’s the 🇸🇦 Crown Clown in charge of Women at the U.N. moonlighting as a predatory anemone.”,,,,

Hélène Frade on France24, moonlighting as Brancusi’s muse at Le Beaubourg in the role of… wait for it:

  “La Princesse XXL”

Je voudrais être noir… and John Fogerty, never mind that Centerfield, boy… Eye can play Shortstop, and I am blacker than Ironman.

For the record, Joe Scarborough will not bring up Julian Assange (on Morning Mika’s show) because the former congressperson would never (dare) risk raise raising his bosses eyebrow. That motherfucker will, however, remind his partners at NBC that Donald Trump, as the Republican nominee for the 2024 general election that he is, will start receiving the same type of information that for which Julian Assange is treated like a Palestinian in the Times of Israel in Rafah for.

³~. Ewe sexy frackamuffin… any hoot, Adrianne, is it just  Mí, or did Claire McCaskill re-appropriated the rail guards for her dinning room stairs from the last Chiefs parade? Öüï is no expert but…maybe this is not the time to talk about gun control.

After the break, the good people at The Guardian interview the one-and-only, “El Gallito inglés”, it’s not French así que juega con él.

Note to editors:

Armando Serrano~Prieto is 13 years old and this is funny to Mí.

 

The month that was, February 2024… Black hisTory Sunday

Oh, Ewe poor things… I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto) told y’all niggas that Öüï’s blacker than Ewe.

— Cheese to meat Ewe!

 

… any how, it’s weekend edition, find your own fucking context, all that I’m sayin’ is that Calvin is from the Cordozar in Mejicanos, near San Salvador, heck that nigga has a long-lost illegitimate twin (brother) working as a Security Guard at Monoprix in Châtelet.

Let’s recap: what does México has to do with The Ukraine?³

³~. Only, Mme. Gatel’s peace of mind in the French National Assembly if Senate Republicans in the U.S. carry Vladimir Putin’s water in the Venezuela negotiations in of Marfa, Texas.

La Nueva Républica, ahora en Inglés.

To They, is going to be day that They throw it back to you…

Wonderwall.

In Paris, France, it’s 03h going on 4 in the morning, but in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still the 19th of January and if you look back at 2011, today was first day of the rest of Armando Serrano~Prieto’s life… one week ago that same year, my now 13-year old self was literally being born-again in San Brdo., California, while my then 39 year-old ass was getting ready to land at one of the Roissy terminals of the CDG 🛬.

Just the facts, ma’am. No merci, needed.

 

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