I, armando serrano-prieto can Dig It! Eye can Dig It, little ol’Eye can tell youse—heck, i almost felt a tear creeping out of my left tear sack but my nutsack reminded Mí (that motherfucker) that it was only all of “that weight” and-oh-by the way, “that magic feeling : nowhere to go” that activated the eyeball hydration process and not the “buena vibra” spiel.
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window… and in The End, the spoon Ewe gives is equal to the Shugga’ YOU Make.
my name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman, but that’s only because my a u r a soars higher than your homeopathic 🪁, and besides, that Black Moon for Wednesday is mine, M I N E , period! Eye painted that Black Moon for Mí not Ewe.
And, Alicia Menendez, please let the record show that there are no New Moons in the month of February; none, —ni una Ali CIA.
Note to Wednesday:
armando serrano-prieto is 13 years old and he approves all of the different iterations of Addams on the screens.
³~. It’s like a Long And Winding Road in Light-minutes at 10¹³. For reference, 10¹³ is the time that it takes JUSTICE to travel through the French System, unless you are from the Galaxie de Provence of Avignon.
³~. “[N]ous mettons tout en ouvre pour remédier au dysfonctionnement down there.
³~.Wheel Of Fortune… El País, “Chances Are” in: Inflación de narices, by Raquel Pelaéz; martes 26 de noviembre de 2024.
PSA, or ASP if youse Miserably chido in Mayotte or “Chidamente” chihuahuense en Châtelet… at high noon the RATP will hold a minute of silence on every rail, every bus and every station for the victims of the not-very “chido” cyclone in the Indian Ocean.
Our next segment takes us to the other extreme of The Indian Ocean where Öüï meets The Beatles, it’s Trou 🕳️ History TV 📺 and the former Liverpoolians just finished a trip to The Philippines of all places! By gum why The Beatles never even made it to old Developing Mexico, or El Chamizal for that matter, but John, Paul, George and, Ringo did make it to the Embassy (in Washington, D.C.) where a lock of the aforementioned drummer hair was violated from his head.
Aquí le falta un guión… cito yo, Excelentísima , cito yo : Roma es Amor.
It’s Christmas They Eve in Thailand and at The Philippines, heck! EVEN the “Marcos” are back in the frame… it’s just a “scratch and a dash” from detention, but that’s just how shit~hole embassies from developing countries like the U.K. in 1964 roll.
🎸 Where is my badge?… any hoot, Hilarity Rodham and Sue’s around the DNC, wanna know what don “ANLO” and the MAGA mouvement have in common? The two cults love to mispronounce Dirty Harris’ name.
Talkin’ bout a Girl who looks quite like you
And, Salma Hayek goes, beep-beep…🚙 Gotta-go, gotta’ go… Tú La Ciudad de las dos necesidades, Chicago.
Mercy-mercy-mercy.
— Shawn of the Fain walks into a is served a cocktail at [the] bar by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-C…, hilarity ensues when the Auto Industry walks and orders a German built/Mexican mixed Polo.
Any how, Storme… I know what the talking heads on the Alicia Menendez in the MIAMI show are going to say, and it will go something a little like what I told Socorrito Goni yesterday late in the afternoon over a plate of pâte and rillettes, but before I even get to San Bernardino, Michael Steele is going to say that I have to make Évry story about Mí, sol-la- Sí!
The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling, cried the little wolf, but by then it was to late for wait for it, … the humanity; and Zeppelin goes here.
For context, un–guioncito, so I am going back to December 2010 and January 2011, anyhow, what I am touching on is the background communication that happens between diplomatic channels and looking back I now know that by the time I walked in to see mister Excmo. Fernando Javier Valdés Vicencio, cónsul en San Bernardino, California, el señor ya tenía en su dossier todo lo yo ya había redactado para su par francés en Santa Mónica Boulevard in the City of Angels.
But seriously let’s give it up to The West-Eurafield-Lille Mall, Châtelet’s satellite store for the Northeastern France, where the terrorists are getting younger and younger with every blast, no pun intended, these are just the facts.
Now, it’s back to Chanel N°5 at rue Lobau (Paris, Centre) where our “Strings with Character” correspondent is going to make a nose-dive 🛩️ on the very reason that little ol’Armando Segovia could not, Öüï repeat, COULD NOT complete the SIRENE fomulaire requested by La Bendita Prefectura de Policia en Cité; long-story short, ACCESS DENIALof my dossierin order to provide proof of purchase.
And, Armando Serrano-Prieto, quotes:
Strings theory
SOFIAN , lycéen (ciado)
But first, perhaps you’ve heard about SKID ROW’S “Quicksand Jesus“, or maybe you are one of the privilèges few WHO has seen a los mentados ” Peces en el río“… anyhow, Baby Jesus, “it’s Knot One Of Those, [boom]” this motherfucker here is called:
FREE RANGE JESUS
Uso justo de los {pastores} alemanes.
Salvation 🪦 is not como DER SPIEGEL 🇩🇪 la pinta.
… 🎵🎵🎵 and I think to myself
WATT a Wonderful WO’id.,
Now, the one about the APOCALIPSIS en el País de Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de La Jornada, now that MOTHERFUCKER is right on target.
Over at El Pais de Ana Anabitarte… that “experiment” in Celestial Snookers that NASA sent a few weeks ago is showing positive results… next time, however, USE A BANANA FOR SIZE comparison.
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Scientist find perfectly preserved Rocky Mountain Oysters¹ while De-constructing Le Grand Palais 🛩️… and Ale~many, Mucha~cheve follows, with Sarah, knot Silver~man.
Previously on our exclusive coverage of Nayel Zeaiter’s recollection of The American Red Cross-es-ese² « L’Âme des Campsand other assorted Slaughter house recollections » in front of the Berlin Embassy on la Ave. FDR (75008)… Eye swear, STATE DEPARTMENT, Öüï is Knot making this up.
Banana for scale… Putaux (pronounced PutOus) watch from the top of the Grand Arche à La Défense.
Jukebox Ref: A joyful process Funkadelic (1972) ALBUM : America eats its young* (1972) LABEL :WESTBOUND RECORDS
*;~Yes, yes she does.
It’s TROU!!!
FIP (105.1) your source for authentic huachicol francés, period… Lorsque ce mot a été utilisé en France, il est devenu « gouache » et a conservé son sens, bola de putos.
Note to Mr. Mark Caputo¹… Sir, the recent installation of the American Ambassadress in Paris is going to require a relinquisment of the FO’ist two letters of your last-name in order to Identify the Birthplace of the diplomat-in-charge at 2 Ave. Gabriel (75008). ¹.~ Armando Serrano-Prieto is ten years~old and he finds this funny.
The Washington Monument as a banana for size comparison with the Luxor Obelisk. Andrea Mitchell confirms, she (The Fed Wife) is the closest source to all things that start with: PAY TO THE ORDER OF, yada, yada, yada.
Entonces, Señor Camilo Lara, Öüï wish you a Merry Christmas and Eye hopes that the invocation of your BRAND is not by design, I don’t believe in coincidences and so it must be cuestión de enfoque en aquellas cosas que van pegadas con Truth and Consecuencias.
Plank 75/76 on FDR Avenue at Paris 8th.
¿O a poco va usted a creer que La Piscina de Joséphine Baker,³ a un lado de las bañeras of Le Petit Bain, está allí nomas porque sí? Chepina fue la que me dijo que le diera una repasada al “barquito musical” to see the History of MéXico at Le Grand Palais… and about the origin of them “bañeras” that accessorize el muelle de ese local, Issy, Señor Lara, there is a Plank number for that at the plywood scroll wrapping Le Grand Palais.
Devil inside, Devil inside… Évry single pundit² (except for STEPHANIE Rhule) has the Devil inside. And in TEQUILA, Jalisco—in Tequila, Jalisco, BOMBERITO de Tala sparks a forest, on fire.
².~ Évery SINGLE Pundit: Elle (LA tal “Oxi” Ambassadrice des États-Unis en France, Denise Campbell Bauer) a d’abord travaillé comme productrice pour la chaine de télévision KCBS-TV News, puis pour la chaine australienne Nine Network dans les années 90… NINE NETWORK, Stephanie! Coincidence? …
In local news, The Bpi got an early start at removing the Christmas decorations from the premises, the removal followed the cancelation of the City’s New Year’s celebrations, meanwhile, not to be outdone by Italy’s pay-it-forward to Greece, which followed after New York City returned 200 stolen antiquities to Italy, France just installed the State approved Ribbon that decorates the shipping crate of The Obelisk on it’s way back to {The} Luxor… in Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.A., and in return Sheldon Adelson sent a brand new Times Square-style, Donnie Deutsh neon-lookingEspectacular to replace the Egyptian monolith.
Our Grand Palais Foreign Correspondent caught the official Grand Palais Biplane hovering over La Place de La Concorde as the Ribbon installation was on display. Semolina Pilchard was nearby and congratulated Prime Minister Macron for the Just-In-Time lease next door with The Americans.
And, Georgia, because youse always on Mí’s mind… Eye is looking for a new love.
It’s a damn shame, SIRENE.
Thing ONE:
Note to LEIGH ANN CALD {Oh} WELL Done:
Hola guapa, might your beautiful EYES be in need of some dots… Eye knows this Latin i who’s just throwing them away.
Previously on the Pascal Praut Praud {désolé mio that Eye mispelled your name , Sir} archives at Driving School: this is, Conocimiento de causa… efecto is sure to follow.
Permis de ralentir… o como dice FREDDY CATS in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua {2011} via Montreuil-sous-Blasse. Oríllese a la orilla.
Thing TWO:
“Sticky Note ® », for Kurt… hey Kurt, caught you TUESDAY Evening-quarterbacking on the “msnbc’s”, but most importantly, heard Brian Williams this morning on Central Europe Time talking about, “writing the perfect yada, yada, yada,” … Something, which is fine, it’s just that I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU WERE A {Sunday Driver} DAVID ALLEN COE fan.
It’s O.K. Kurt, i have caught you before jumping on the bandwagon of my RONALD REAGAN rant directed at Morning Joe. Hop on motherfucker, there’s room for you and that guy with The Beatles cover rack hanging from a wall in his living room. What’s next, José Díaz-Balart is going to be a casual SILVIO RODRÍGUEZ listener?
KNOT only is Mika’s Mr. Wonderful season N° 9, {N° 9, N° 9, N° 9,…} but the episode is Lucky 13 on the South Park reference “throwback”… and while you line up the reticles on that front, let me use this opportunity to introduce RALPH at Emmaüs to MR. BARDELLA².
And Rafa, {REMEMBER McMANUS¹} before you judge what I am about to show you {with regards to COLUCHE motorcycle priviledges… rumor has it that these were denied, or Something like that, YOU MUSTfactor in what YOU ASKED ME ABOUT the incident casi esquina with the “grassy knowll” at DILLY (pronounced Dealey) plaza in Paris—Texas, and then {governor} Square the TANGENT of the circumference that said TANGENT snatches on Venn’s rounded senos de la côté opuesta à la hipotenusa}
¹.~ The Usual Suspects
— “License and registration… what’cha doin’? — Chewin’ chocolate. — Where’d ya’gitt it from? — THE CBRCBD STORE!!!
In context, {because, Ralph, a picture without context is just a fucking sketch} it is always pleasant to hear you inquire about the quirky and in recent latter~Theys, BAT SHIT CRAZY events that are popping up in the good ol’U.S. of A. ISSY, Ralphi.e., Eye has heard about that Q~Vo fellow {pronounced CUE-and-ON} and as I briefly explained I did notice the Kennedy fans at DILLY PARK… and if you know who A BAND OF HORSES are, then you know that THEY ARE in TUNE with the Southpark HARLEY DAVIDSON episode… with that in mind, please FALL BACK to yesterday’s comment on CLINT EASTWOOD’s empty stool rant, and here’s why, Rafa:
².~ And, Counselor… here’s the CATCH {22}… you must read this in a Stephanie Ruhle on a {COLORADO} HIGH s~tool voice with a New Jersey accent from Wall Street, not The Bricks:
All of a sudden, Ralph, BARDELLA is a COUNTRY MUSIC FAN, and when your collègues start calling, Mí!, by my name, then you’ll begin to understand that K has nothing to do with J other than for EWE frogs Jordan comes before Kurt³.
In a parallel universe, Mika is the fastest return on stalling Capitol Hill for Joe Manchin, that Motherfucker.
Over at The New York Times Oral Masturbation hour, the American newspaper of record started a new rock and roll band called “THE BANDWAGONEERS“
Should classic rock songs be toppled like statues?
400 years del futbolista le plus fabuliste… it’s on page 56_oh L’Humanité Nº spécial 23222 (Dimanche).
COPIEUSEMENT IGNORÉ PAR louis xiv, and here is why, mr. Pérez… Page 9, nº 23222 de L’Humanité: Let’s hear it: “This is the problem. All the literature of the seventeenth century has given a magnificent description, which perhaps corresponds to the glory and pride of French royalty, but not in the least to the state of France.” J. Giraudoux¹
¹.)– NOTHING, and as a matter of fact, remarks Jean Giraudoux, “on the misery, the poverty, the anguish, and the exhaustion of the nation…” And if, “The first BIG OPERATION of State propaganda succeeded it was thanks to Molière, Racine, Boileau and consorts…”, page 9/10 ibid.
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Hey, Mairie de Paris Tourism Board bearded Monkees listen to The Arctic Monkeys. It’s for your own good for it appears, judging from the Stars, that they have read Rosecrans Baldwin’s very funny look at Melle’s Pitch pub world in, “Paris, I Love You but You’re Bringing Me Down”, and check it out, there is a chapter in there that explains why there are only Four and not Five stars at Major Thom’s Tranquility Base circumventing The Globe.
Anyhow… Tiff Cross just turned 25 and she wrote an essay, —silly Cross! Nobody reads in El Ey. But Eye tells you what Girrrrl, that Charlemañe fellow has a point, It’s hot up in this Mutah*…third district.
* mUTAH’s third district is of course, the UTAH Jazz (gremlins are in fully engaged, Tranquility Base was assaulted via ipSEC protocols and what should have been published last night 10 pm CET has to be salvaged from ruins and completed in HAWAII Standard Time)
Should have registered the trip as a relic bounty delivery to La Bourse district.
Apollo 11 in Black: A small jump for Man kind, a raised fist for L’Humanity 🖖🏼 but FO’ist! Don’t You (izquierda en Paris… including the neo-Zapatistas de Ayotzinapa de Saint-Denis en Jour et Nuit de La Fuente de Saint-Michel) forget that–This–is–HOW the Mexican foreign service works. Just like Old Cuba, but then Mexico never got a Sin Embargo point of view embargo.
Coincidentally, to They in History:
1954 U.S.A. “Operation Wetback”
1954 : Operation Wetback” is launched by the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) to remove about four million illegal immigrants from the southwestern United States, with a focus on Mexican nationals. The operation began in California and Arizona sweeping northward through agricultural areas with a goal of 1,000 apprehensions a day.
Let me guess, it was because of a fucking, “Guioncito”, right?… más hipócritas, only los Amigos de don Poquelin en La Bourse de la AFP.
+++ Continued from the previous entry ViLo, on this most intranscendente blog ⬇️
Y arriba “Los Rayados de La RATP” .:. D1EF741B-228E-482A-AF4A-70534790407F 🃏« Sí•se•puede! » Now, Eye told you about that big ol’Saxophone jam in the Sky, here’s Nacho L’Ivre’s Sax Solo.
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… [S]eñorita azafata
El menú me ha echo daño
Seria usted tan grata
De acercarme al baño
En fin profe Victoria, “En Algun Lugar”, d’esta historieta öüï, Le Equipe d’este tan intrascendente blog, suggested D.A.T. the most convenient güey to approach the content within, would bee a través de los Diagramas de un tal Venn, it’s reely verdaderamente simple.
Eye means, sure, you may unravel the specificities and contradictions of the characters in each entry found on this BORRADOR from an “After Market” source, but why would you? When the O.E.M. instructions are available upon demand, from the hacedor q’esta mal Es•Cre•VIENDO todo esto, eh?
Above all things: I dig love, in spite of all of the Gnomes.
Anyway, Professor DeFrancesco Soto, by the way in which the MSNBC graphics monkeeys input your name on the pundits permanent breaking news section of the screen, Eye can’t tell if yourlast name are joined by a “guioncito” or not, right now it is not important to break that observation D.A.R.E. now, but it is definitely an HasteRisk for the doña Tati’s section of this email draft.
Deer, Agathe Lambert, at BFM’er politics, please inform Suzi at Fip Central Station that she now shares my heart with you … her face, your voice, and Eye thinks that you (two) would (begin to) make a pretty Nice Frankenstein, indeed. Even the ministers at Hôtel Matignon seem to agree, by them “chuckles” that your camera monkee just captured Live at 09h40 in Central NATO Thyme, en Día de Reyes, and Witt D.A.T., öüï continue with professor DeFrancesco on the next entry Ah-Bob ⬆️
