Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle – Raphaël Moran/rfi/proceso

Lucha-ran 🗣️ dedos a tres caídas : fip france vS El Maldito Horizonte del 5⁰ Patio

True Story and a Solid Claudia Slogan y Come on Évry body spank your Congés 🪘

Verde que te quiero Mora 🟣 and in the role of Bad Bunny, the one and only, Raphaël Moran.

Association 1901 en colaboración con el cinito mexicano de Sophie à la Préfecture… present

Note to editors: I stand by every motherfucking parody that I produce, no thanks to the Préfecture de Police y sus pinches amigos latinoamericanos de mierda como el mismísimo Raphaël Moran y su compinche queretense Pablo Gleason d’Altérité , and Mateo García… fuck you and your famous uncle aussi.

Country Rhodes 🎸🛩️

And in Texas, in Texas a crippled-minded fuck like Greg Abbott could not Two-Step to salvation, mostly because Gregg was an evil Fuck, but Évry body knew that it was because he liked to suck cock in Austin.

Biblical history shows that Yahweh will forgive an evil fuck, but Yahweh will never tolerate a closeted cock sucker with a mansion.

Indeed, the governor of Texas sucks dicks for pleasure, and Öüï does not judge that cock-sucker for it, but hot wheels is such a macho-macho fag 🦽🦽🦼🦼

Cut my legs now Yahweh, but i will never suck cock like Gregg Abbott on that wheel chair. Greg Abbott is such a cock sucking fag.

Me fui—a comer birria con el pozolero de Botzaris

El pozolero de Botzaris y un barbero³ de Sevilla están tomando cerveza en un antro del inframundo de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon en la Maison de l’Amérique latine en París, Francia, carcajadas contagiosas de hilaridad hilada siguen cuando regresemos luego de una birria 🍺 sin pozole.

³~. Un barbero en México no necesariamente usa una guayabera como uniforme, tampoco le arregla los bigotes a los bobos gentrificadores de Coyoacán y a lo mejor hasta de los bosques de Dinamarca o FINlandia.

Polacos en Polanco, Marie Skłodowska-Curie anda de vacaciones.

 

³~. Lo que si está establecido en México, y en toda la música del mundo es de que un barbero en México siempre de los siempres, incluso en domingo… está a un lado de un o una pinche polítika. Over at Mar-a-Lago these oxígen thiefs are referred to on the pages of every Webster’s dictionary as SYCOPHANTS.

Ah, hominy, ah, hominy—yes, indeed, it’s fun time

Sure Shot 💉 Because Ewe Can’t, Ewe won’t, and Jew don’t stop.

Giro Chema y Nigga Saki : don’t be a menace to Chávez Ravine while fucking with morena en París

Georgina Moreno, hija³ de la chingada… presente

Contigo, Bach in a second…

 

³~. La Favorita de Gilberto Bosques en tiempos de fracking. Bitch, Patti Smith at la COP21 says hi and this is, Further Up Down The Road you’ll find out Eye was not lying.

Knot sponsored (obviously) by Resistol 5000®

Art will not fix itself because artists are lazy fucks.

Puro Chemo del Monte

¡Engrudo para la cruda®!

Me fui a comer birria 👽

Fixing A WHOLE… Évry body is a mathematician at Foundation Tú.

i Heard it through a Mexican Radio Station — Ahí va, ahí va ⌛

Show me your ti…ckets y luego si quieres, —el sujetador 👙 con tu pelo suelto.

Öüï took a break from the news-monitoring beat, what’s the point, eh!? And, Mark Lieb-o-vich, LEAVE BARACK OBAMA alone, you Atlantide phuck. The U.S.A. is showing her true colors, and there is nothing that the Black man can do for Ewe cocksuckers now. Maybe, just maybe the Black woman from Cypress Hill in El Ey can, but Barack can’t. Her time is now, not in 2028 because there won’t be any Olympics to celebrate.

Make Santa Barbara Great Again

Una Nota Inventada por Sócrates, pero real.

🇧🇷

14-year-old kid stabs 31-year-old bag-checking woman in a school in France.

Don’t worry… Öüï’s a pro.

 

… across from The Atlantic, a soon-to-be 79-year-old man child in charge of elite killing-automatons from 29 Palms Marine Station suggests to Éric Zemmour in Marseille to send in the French Foreign Legion to Nogent in Eastern France to stop the bag-checking killings.

Instead of monitoring the new call signs for the TNT at Issy-les-Moulineaux, Öüï is going to stroll around the waves of Claudia Sheinbaum’s official propaganda news and entertainment dial in Samalayuca, where The Mexican President is following the “kill the courts card” like Donald Trump is doing in L.A., eh!

Entre Líneas :

Y a-t-il une « bonne » manière de regarder une femme dans la rue?

I Wish They All Could Be California🏌️

p. 10, nº 3165 of Le Nouvelle Obs 22/05/2025

 

O como dicén en Chilangolandia:
¡Hombre! si te dices Ombre… no interrupas a Napoleón cuando va al teatro.

Sources close to El País de Pepa Bueno relay that Pepa got fired for dissing on Claudia before FAREED ZAKARIA did on the CÑÑ switch, but those are just rumors en Órbita, knot on the rfi de Morán.

A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Académie du Climat

All that reddit is saying is that if Genaro was not prosecuted by U.S. (l’ancien U.S.) Genaro would be like Manuel (Valls) and Florence would not be celebrating Genaro’s wife drama.

Florence Cassez was not available for comment.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /thesaurus /backlash

“Are we talking words here, is that WATT Öüï’s doing?”

Jimmy Hoffa in the role of The One Who Flew all over The Academy’s Nest.

Meanwhile, Sweet Georgia Brown moved to Paris and She’s having a nigglet.

Quel moment — That’s what she said and then The President kicked that bitch out of the French White House.

 

CURRENT NEWS from the back of a horse’s ass, and Eye is way to charged ⚡up to make some silly shit like that ⬆️ up and after the break with the girl from I.P.A. Ni Ma’s, Öüï is going to remind you how to use the Resistance to figure out the Power in Ewe, —motherfucker.

Just the facts, ma’am… did you, or did you not slap the face of your partner?

It’s The Jim Morrison Podcast, now with more bust in Évry nut

Simple pleasures

Simple pleasures make a good nut come, another case solved by The Inspector 🔍.

In local news, Jim’s Bust is Back… sources close to the month of February at l’Arsenal relay that the so-called “barrio de los putos” where Jim used to live are all giddy but could care less about Jim’s Bust unless it involves a nut.

Chidamente chihuahuense… Azote d’addiction

We, yes Lorène de Sus-Abeille, We, knot Öüï begin in Ascención, where North Korean troops strike-a-pose for 15 pesos on The Front Page of los títulares de l’Une para EL DÍA de LOS INOCENTES.

Azote d’Os y Los Tres Reyes Magos… que digo magos ¡—MÁGAZOS!!!

TOURNEFEUILLE

Turn the page, Lorène, o como dicen en Tolosa:

Grading on a curve : the French Presse and la préfecture de rfi

Antécédent :
Raphaël Morán, corresponsal de Anne-Marie Mergier was the one who suggested that i surrender all of my sources to Bruno and by extorsion… extension, knot extorsion Barbara Carol de Obeso and, as a side note, the government of President Enrique Peña Nieto and the Vals collaborators.

Which is why i always favored Prague as the Twentieth Century (fox) to carry the mantle of “Most Pretentious City in The Whole Wide World of Sports”, and that Le Luc des Lombards be censored for blocking my Sunset 🌇.

Off-course… nobody ever listens to Mí, so now you have 1 out of 4 pretentious youths at LA Sorbonne wanting Francisco Franco to close all of the pétanque fields and that activity to go the Way of the Montréal Expos in Canada.

Musical Guest:

Mathilda Mo[o]re Cowbell and let them hear maracas 🪇 with Barreto.

Dear, Maud Gatel… Happy Saint-Germain-des-Prés³

https ://www .lemonde .fr /economie /article /2024/05/03 /at-france-inter-journalists-and-producers-worry-for-their–liberte-d-expression

Cocaine Unfrosted 🐯 The breakfast of champions… bola de putos!

 

… and, Katty Kay, nevermind the pop tarts, have some UNFROZEN COCAINE for breakfast. Now back in the day, in El Ey off course, it was a primo to just get things started, no time for lines just roll it into a pop tart and… ah nevermind, I am not supposed to talk directly (in)to the fourth wall.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /special-festival-jazz-a-saint-germain-des-pres-paris

And the colored girls go: What it is—what, IT!, is.

 

³~. On this, Press Freedom Day, take it from me, Mme. representative, the first Made-in-France refugee, courtesy of President François Hollande and The Year of Mexico in France, Russia as the biggest menace to Marianne is a checkerboard ♟️on an ice rink ⛸️, unfortunately for the next hour or so nothing else matters ‘cus Eye just smoked a joint.

But any how, who, why and/or when, señor Sicilia, I tried to talk to you back when you visited the Grand Palais foreign press welcome center in 2012, however, just as with Omar and the Ayotzinapa legal adviser, mister Pablo Gleason and the Cervantes Institute fellows, including a little propaganda tool named ULLOA, all together as a collective, had tainted your judgement/cause with total slander towards my independent journalism project in la bendita y sacrosanta France.

But why?

On the next segment Los Toreros Muertos will tell you why, —Javier.

Where Eyes comes from I reckon we call it a “blimp”, but that’s just to fuck with Michelin.

 

Across Pigalle, however, los perros ladran and The Man From La Mancha don’t give a Brel. Hope Hicks on the other hand is frying crying on the stand.

But never mind Donald Trump, I am focused on Sicilia, the man who back in 2012* at least on 2012 should have known that his sabbatical in France was sponsored by, “football, fado, and Fatima²”, because the people handling his propaganda, or Public Relations were non other than the part-time Mexican Embassy photographer and Pablo Gleason, who of course was aligned with Televisa and the Mexican Cinéma Show in Cannes.

*~. Postales milagrosas a Enrique Peña Nieto. Rue de Longchamp, Grand Palais, Église de La Madeleine, South of France.

²~. It’s the Portuguese man o’ war formula for shithole countries govern-mental control.

SinSeerLy speaking, Susana Poveda… like a cat from Japan

Where have you’ve gone Víctor Quintana, la Sorbonne turns it’s fickle eyes to you.

No insistas con tus chicanos y sus Nopales en la frente de a deveras… y su peyote ah-Lucy-nado.

At the movies with Suzy Pub, “Las Fuerzas Vivas” re–visited para el doctor John Mill ACKERman at the Palais de Japón casi contra esquina con la foto de Adolfo Hitler en Trocadéro.

In local news, Sabra-cadabra arrived just in time in Israel, home of the fake Opuntia cacti, the sour-ass prickly pears and of course, —the pointy 🇮🇱 pads.

Over at the GNR*, Öüï has now cleared the reason for the tremor experienced on the set of The Morjo Show this past Friday, long story Short, Mí was traveling through the universo para lelos on his way from un mundo de bobos en París, Francia.

*Greater Nazi Reich at The Poconos in Pennsylvania.

And, Chris Matthews, in this world Eddie Gloude Jr. is white

Images in the characters are subject to change, so back off 🤓 Nicole 🤑… send ca$$$h. Stop fucking around. That’s my offer and Eye is sticking to, IT!

and Mara Gay, stop peeling on my Onion from yer’Glass.

Sure, I’m an American, it’s just that I don’t have a Bean Town accent.

https ://www .bostonmagazine .com  /news /2017/09/17 /boston-nicknamed-beantown

… 🎶 so get over, IT!, —now.

You, Sir, remain as pastie as flour on the chopping board 👌al pesto. Any how, pastie flour is The Colonel’s secret ingredient.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eye don’t need your Civil War.

Don’t shoot the messenger… Eye don’t select the bills… and in this section, the travelers will, wait for it, wait…

Fuck Abraham Lincoln!
and his 5 US dollar playbill
At the theatre.

Your move, Ed Luce… ♟️ bring your caddie, Kasparov.

Edelweiss smiles at Ukranian sunflower seeds in Ante~bellum..

and, Dr. Poisson… isn’t it complementary, not ironic, how medical doctors can be put in jail (in The US), or have their lives put in an “integration center”, just like journalists; the independent type not the Raphaël Morán collaboration kind at Media 🇫🇷 Part.

And… Henry the horse dances with wolfs wolves

And, Peter Baker, “pipe dream” is such a cancel-culture phrase, try ‘bong-Zzz’s”.