A.I.? … that platform owes Mí an essay — Ketch-up

I think I’m Turning Japanese… i really think so.

https ://www .rollingstone .com /culture /culture-features /texas-am–chatgpt-ai-rodeo-clown-instructor-flunks-students-false-claims

Issy, Alex Wagner … Le Guizamo’ un güevo es el próximo Francis Bacon 🌡️for Taco Tus Theys en Hilo, Hawaii… where it is Primetime on the Eve of the Feast of the Ascension in Maui… “Tú da’Moon, Alicia, tú da’Moon ».

Let me (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) first remind mister Rob Courdet (of Made in France, fame… the sound~Cloud) that what his dumb-ass is about to ignore is a draft of an officially censored investigative report about The Year of Mexico in France and The Institute of Mexicans Abroad, at least that was the track until The Ministry of The Interior 🇲🇫 under Manuel Valls and the Secretaría de Gobernación 🇲🇽 of Alejandro Poiré and Osorio Chong labeled me as a persona nada grata, Greta.

With that in mind Rob at fip .fr, what might seem to your Ojos de Perro Azul as a diatribe, is in fact a bibliography in real time, and unlike Artificial Intelligence, which takes it’s cues from data readily available on the interwebs, my entries are usually ahead of the news cycle. Take your First Lady for example, mister Rob, I began my monologue about her well in advance before the (alleged) Hitler youths beat the living chocolate out of her grand-nephew.

https ://rmc .bfmtv .com /actualites/police-justice /violences-contre-le-petit-neveu-de-brigitte-macron-des-agresseurs-presumes-temoignent-sur-rmc _AV-202305170057 .html

For the record, if you continue to ignore my “diatribes,” then I will have no other option but to include [later in the programming] a cutline on under a snapshot there-by closing the circle with Bruno and Sophie Menou reading from a menu at La Fourmi Allée on a late-Septembre afternoon.

 

Meanwhile in ISRAEL 🇮🇱… Le président mexicaine, Andrés M. López O., rappelle au gouvernement israélien l’extradition imminente de l’ancien responsable [et fugitif Tomás Zerón] lié à l’achat du logiciel espion Pegasus et l’affaire Ayotzinapa.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/05/17 /mundo /memo-lasso-dissolves-National Assembly-ends-impeachment-against-him

… while that takes place, I (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) would first like to apologize to Professor at Princeton University, Eddie Gloude Jr., mostly for as he puts it, “annoying” the former Senator from The Great State of Misery in Saint Louis, Missouri, Claire McCaskill, while she celebrated the Victory over the Boston Red Sox yesterday night on the Deadline Washing~Thon Show with little Nicole Wallace.

Notwithstanding, o como dicen los muy franceses, nonobstant  Senator McCaskill, nevermind FLORIDA, or COLORADO, or Texas, and here is why Professor Gloude, the next time that you give that “context” to your students at Princeton U., as Claire suggests (and I am sure that you do, too) that “the closing of American minds” as you so eloquently put it last night is the mold to which I have been put through ever since I CALLED-OUT a former presidential candidate from that West Texas Town in El Paso, for the conflict-of-interest between his wife and a powerful group of bi-national elites from Chihuahua, Texas and New Mexico; not to mention that “gun-walking” program dubbed “Fast and Furious”, or even the coverage of that “Venezuelan wetback wannabe³” Luis Posada Carriles; and of course, most recently, THE PEGASUS affaire which, like the gun-walking program, I had figured out long before la bendita AFP/ AP/ EFE/ and even NPR had a clue of what was happening under their significant other noses, I just didn’t have the official nomenclature of the LAYERS 🇮🇱 in 🇮🇱 that  🇮🇱 CAKE, yet…

Cus’, this is Thriller! Now go get yer’ fucking shoe-shine box. ATLANTIS ✍️ follows.

 

Sin Embargo! Raquelito, I did have them donkey’s hair on my hand (yo tenía los pelos de LA BURRA en mano)…

³~. An illegal-immigrant charge was less severe than the TERRORIST charges that the anti-Castro militant would have had to face if the son of his former boss, George Herbert Bush (CIA) had not appointed the “SON of A Wetback” to clear Luis Posada Carriles name for the sake of National Security.

 

A funny thing happened on the way to Japan…

 

Where were we wüera?

Ah, sí… with Claire McCass, give it up Claire, and bring your twin sister along with that Amy from Minnie-Sota.

Breaking the news: La délice du Ministère est déshabillé

In Hollywood land, it’s The Triumph of The Automatons, starring Denisa Kerschovas 🦎

But first, it’s Phat Basterd’ dans le courtage, check it out:

Write me a postcard – drop me a line …

Mr. Poisson, i don’t select the news, nor the cycles, not even the events. After the break i promise that i will never mention your ShitBag™ again, but in the next 36 hours or so, i will try to explain to you how the little mermaid got into this blog.

And then you can do what French people do.

Glass Onion meets Layers Cake…

 

And in Palestine, OhHi, Oh… Train Derailment Units are measured in optimism snapshots on the Morning Mika Sho’… The Hace of ♠️’s, la ache es muda.

With this in mind… Mr. Poisson 🐟, the last time you pointed your camera 🤳 at me… your excellency wanted to know what your little princess identification card was doing in my prefecture “sleep-cover” folder 📁 at the Prefecture.

Answer:

It’s rather really simple, and never mind that from Day One of the French Talents and Skills Visa (Dec. 2010) a certain Nice address that you might know was used as, shall we say, ‘the anchoring’ address to secure A CERTAIN “six-year investigative project” orbiting around, The Year of Mexico in France; Mexicans in France, and/or Mexican corruption in Europe; and the monitoring of a then triple presidential process, which as you might remember in 2012, lined up France (Hollande), U.S. (Obama) and, Them (El P.R.I. in Mexico).

∴ underneath those pillars ∴, I had already cemented a foundation, which in 2017 culminated, or rather coincided with, the announcement of the start of the journalistic and publishing career of one of the main characters in my investigation, and no, Mr. Poisson, it is not Johanne of whom I am referring to, but rather, —Florence Cassez.

Any how…

🍷

_ by the time Öüï got to Jurançon (Eye forgot the year) the man ∧and/or∨ woman in charge of Stephanie Menou’s chain-of-command at the préfecture Cité had already sealed my fate for that September day of 2014…

∧ if ∧ only if 

You remember September, love… You would not have been in this picture 🖼️ BUT FOR the fact that it was you who insisted that our correspondence (from me to you, and viceversa) be turned over for review by ‘the reviewing’ authorities at the Dépôt section of the Ministry of The Interior at Cité.

∨… 

lest you forget, it was also you, love, who insisted that “we” should forget about the first (of several) 60-day notice to appeal the dépôt section’s décision, in lieu of what Bruno³ recommended as a recourse, after his superior offered you an apology in the hallway outside of the dépôt section employee’s doorway.

³~. … hacer un, ¿cómo se DiCheee, cómo se DiCheee? You know, that sort of contract concluded between two physical persons who have reached the age of majority, for the purposes of organizing their life in common.

And finally, Mr. Poisson, there was a time-period between 2012 and 2013, when yours truly, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, had the means, the opportunity and, the resources, which is not the same as ‘the means’, to move-out and conduct my research outside of your precious Octopus Garden (sort of speak), but you are not going to believe who developed a case of “you can’t move-out, love! There are way to many nymphos at Jour-et-Nuit!”… and isn’t that ironic 😼, my dear Titus?

Haderslev, Denmark. AS3_ From the Vikingos who brought you “The Little Mermaid” and “Only a Fiddler would say that to Neptune », comes the story of Your Cheese ain’t Shit, —en Venezia! It’s TROU 🕳️, ask, “il Capone de la mafia”, it’s right there in them Ombres G tracks from Madrid, if Ewe should need directions ask Burt Lancaster, he knows how to get to Rome from Antony.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki ~ wiki /The_🐧_New_Clothes

🧭 “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is based on a true Folk Tale, the names of las ⚽ putas ⚽ however, have been changed in Order to protect 🇧🇷 Progreso.

…

∴ ; ∧ for the record:

It takes Tú to be in ❣️ Solitaire ♠️… unless youse like “Rainman”.

∧ here is “Y”.

Previously on, “ZaPantera Negra” en Place des Fêtes

ZaPantera Dépôt on the French Cross ❌ Roads.

[synopsis cross-dressed with the lawyer representing the 43 disappeared Ayotzinapa students follows]

Antecedentes:

Cannes is not what Ewe think that Cannes is:
LA CIUDAD DE LOS PERROS (75000—cedex)
can³
Del lat. canis.
1. m. perro (‖ mamífero).
…
can²
Ver: kan… TARTAR SAUCE, pues:
Tb. can, p. us.
Del fr. khan, y este del turco ant. jān, título que en distintos países ha designado al soberano.
1. m. Entre los tártaros, príncipe o jefe.

 

https ://www .france24 .com /fr/20150504-journee-liberte-presse-concert-anniversaire-reporters-sans-frontieres-rsf-charlie-hebdo-republique

Open Letter to Angela ✊🏼 in Berkley…

¡Hola, Negra! :

Espero que esté, mi DRAFT 🌬️ para ‘aste, Maestra, la encuentre bien abrigada because what follows is the unabridged† recount of a Peter Sellers movie that Eye has seen before.

†~. “Texted intégral », como dice⁷ 🎲 Montaigne à la Sorbonne de la 🇵🇪 Ciudad de Los Perros 🇨🇵

⁷~.

Ewe Gots To Roll Mí

👄

7. m. desus. as (‖ elemento con una sola señal en el dado).

https ://asegovia3 .com/ 2017/05/22 /nomas-por-pura-causalidad-las-casualidades-lo-fueron-llevando/

And, Professor Davis 👩🏿‍🎓, as Ewe can witness for U.S. all on the « Ventes Privées » timestamp on that CrowleyLIEN nasa mirror 👙, Hawaii is about to Wrap 🌯 up the 7th inning stretch on The Beastie Boys version of El Mambo nº CALLE OCHO de DUDAMEL en Vienna..

Issy, Kerschovas, that DERE que Suena es “La Espada de Bolívar” en AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL y que Sueña con ser el cascanueces.

… end of first draft for Angela ✊🏼 Davis.
A Huevo, Que SY 🪖, ¡mi negro!.

This post is not sponsored by Carre⚜️Four.

…

Check… You know what happened, right?

September 

El Ocho… Your place for Darts. No inception for the recipients.

2014 ~ 2022

Boot Time, it Checks. My random act of kindness for to They is an Avocado for Cousin Joe.

Lunes 26/9 23h40 CST / 06h40 CET 27/09

Sur l’autoroute Iguala-Mezcala, un camion transportant l’équipe de football amateur Avispones a été abattu, car il a été confondu avec l’unité dans laquelle les normalistas  voyageaient. Trois personnes sont mortes dans cette attaque : Mme Blanca Montiel ; Le joueur d’Avispones, David Josué García, et le chauffeur de camion, Víctor Manuel Lugo.

Numbers… 44, 45, y 46: On the Iguala-Mezcala highway, a truck carrying the Avispones (Hornets) amateur soccer team was shot at, as it was mistaken for the unit in which the normalistas were traveling in. Three people died in this attack: Mrs. Blanca Montiel; Avispones player, David Josué García, and the truck driver, Víctor Manuel Lugo.

…

I’m Sirius…

…

Ketching-up with Wallace… Say my name

Per your request, Ladies in Gemini ♊ Eye bring Ewe, the Q~vo, cabrones, told y’all that the Cue is knot 🪢 what Ewe thinks, D.A.T. IT!, is son… ask the Redd Fox, “Elizabeth, oh Elizabeth.”

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /quincy-jones-give-me-the-q

This is totally unrelated to Kier Simmons’ grief. Seriously. I’m Sirius and are you are knot 🪢.

How conVENNient, Évry body wants to be a Spearhead. Meanwhile at The Louvre, LADY BALANCE is on VACATION.

… And Justice For All (1979)

Say hello to my little friend

Al Pacino.

[Chorus]
Nothing can save you
Justice is lost, justice is raped, justice is gone

 

The Cloak Room

The ultimate in vanity
Exploiting their supremacy
I can’t believe the things you say
I can’t believe
I can’t believe the price you pay
Nothing can save you

https ://www .metallica .com /songs /song-34650 .html

Oh, hey, Nicolle… ha’bout that, remember when you used to scream at your teleprompter, “delete your account!”, Eye knows, Eye knows, your recommendation was directed at the then candidate Donald John Trump, but are you going to continue to deny that your Google monkees came to this blog to get you Amp’d up?

1984

Öüï knows, Öüï knows, allow me to explain, IT!, to Katie Benner. It all started with Joe Scarborough when he found a nude sketch of Mika smoking in “the boys room”, indeed. Fast ⏩ too, to to they, and the “dark web” consultant on the Peacock’s payroll who is describing the new MAGA mouvement outreach on the inner webs as a musical review of Gregorian Chants, or something like a church service led by David Icke and the abominable beer gut.

And pundit, if you are in on the JOKE, like the Dépôt bureau at the Cité Préfecture, then you might remember what I told the people close to me before the Ayotzinapa students incident… happened at the Gate de Lyon‡:

‡~. Some might say it looks 🚂 like a high-speed 🚬 low-drag 🕳️ train ‡‡‡‡‡‡ station .

If I write ✍️ my stuff before the Election I am going to give political opportunists a playbook on how to troll the opposition. 

So, no, Cerf-panthère (i know that you copypasta today’s horoscope while thinking of Mí) it’s not like that, and i am definitely not trying to keep my project a secret, the Administration of Manuel Valls did.

Αny hoot 🦉… if your name is Sergio Ávalos y usted es el líder del Frente Amplio de Izquierda mexicana en el mes de febrero del 2012 (en La cocina del Salón Juárez en La Casa de México en Cité Universitaire de Paris 75014) then you might recall when Pedro from ENSENADA and his lover Mauro, mocked me, Armando Segovia, for suggesting that among one my lines of questioning, WAS the cult-like fervor of the Mexican protests in France, against EVERY body that was not a Javier Sicilia or Andrés Manuel López OBRADOR supporter in EUROPE. Don Ávalos…

¡Bola de putos!

Here’s the rest of that chapter at the Desk of the bureau of Stephanie Menou’s [👮] supervisor BRUNO³ at the Préfecture de Cité 75001 and 04, but Évry body among the stars knows that is the Cité, is the Cradle of Paris, known as L°U°T°E°C°E° ∴

³~. Officer Bruno would not tell me his name during our titre du séjour renewal interviews, but Dr. Johanne Poisson MD of the Geriatric school of nurses at Marie et Pierre Curie section of The IHEAL does, in fact there is a paper trail of that exchange (via e-mails) which were logged on the system on the day after the Ayotzinapa students and a little league soccer team was gunned down in Iguala, cradle of the Mexican Independence mouvement for Criollos y Criollas de l’ Ancien Régime de La Nueva España, —hoy Le Mexique.

 

 

Deer, French people, you are all a bunch of hypochondriac hipócritas

Hoy no hubo “actualités de « Américas » ”, only noize.

Sin celery, L’ami Y’a bon.

FPP presenta: Juanito Guanabacoa kidnapped Osler Amaro.

Stay tuned for details…

Telemundo et IHEAL productions present

Telemundo et IHEAL productions present : la rue de Cascades and Siempre en Domingo, con Raúl Velasco y los putos de México.

For starters, you suck coq.

En contexto, los neo-zapatistas, pre cursores de la pantera rosa y los Black Panthers de la Placé des Fêtes, Metro line 11, the Brown Ligne, fueron los ofendidos por mi incursión a la Gare de Lyon el mérititi-ti-to día que Omar y la comitiva de los 43 recibiera su recibida en Francia. Para estas fechas, morena-francia ya no era parte del club de la Pájara Peggy.

Sponsored by San Judas MD

If only the Montpellier Tourism Board was as naive as their Parisienne counterparts.

Aún hay más 🤏🏽 Siempre en Velasco, con Raúl en domingo

And, Cerf-panthere, i see your message to Capt. Rat, and Eye raises you Los Hilos de Sasha en Hawaiian Punch QWARTZ:

 

BETO EL BOTICARIO*

Efeméride: It was 70 years ago that Queen Elizabeth entered the “throne”, the Queen has been hoggin’ the “throne” ever since… her MONOPOLY of The THRONE is driving her subjects crazy after all these JEERS!!! In no small part because those fucking PLEBEYOS have to use the OUTHOUSE downunder, if you know her Witt.

Queen Consort and all that Jazz
 

🎶👉🏼🎩 Short-Cut Tú Di End…. Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm — y mesa’l que más aplauda.

Retired BBC Panorama director, 76, found with 832 child abuse images gasps in shock as he avoids jail after judge
https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10402929 /Retired-BBC-director-76-832-child-abuse-images-gasps-shock-avoids-jail .html
said his ‘poor health’ would make prison ‘particularly challenging’ during pandemic

Total! Si no tengo tus Bezos…
https ://www .dw .com /en /uganda-french-and-chinese-oil-giants-launch-megaproject /a-60627764

And, GO’ill de Niza, you {DO} realize that our METER is like a TAXI on STAND-by, eh! Anyhow, I bet you can’t spot the fish on them pavés? Here, allow {Mí} to show you the guards that the TOTAL lawyer knocked out at Victor Hugo’s quad. Focus now:

Let’s use the LEFT guard cylinder on that pretty DOOR as our y=f(x) (0,0) starting point.

Clerance Thomas, Associates in Justice, Bush Community College.

So, with that information in Hand, here is the plot to that SILVER belly TUNA but as usual, IT DON’T MEAN a THING if you don’t Show Your WORK:

( – 5 , – 7 )

Uganda es infinitamente más fácil que Senegal.
Florence Pinot

ESCP Europe’s academic cooperation with Latin America
(transliterated from Spanish)

15 de julio, Paris PM / 14 juillet, Hilo AM

Previously on, Las Fuentes de doña Vilma…

https ://www .fip .fr /evenements /fip-contest-listeners-portraits

 las entrañas

Entonces, Mr. Vladimir (Russian trombone player from the old USSR, affectionately called among the fellows, Mr. Putin) the answer is yes. Yes mr. Vladimir, you may have my travelin’ tripod chair after i die or i am killed at The Bourse de Paris. As a matter of fact, Mr. Putin, i enjoy your love of music and so you may have all of the crap inside of cubicle 15 at the place where Evry body knows your name. But not before i am shipped, Tovarish.

Ayotzinapa para pendejos.

15 de julio (la placa de Gilberto Bosques)

And this, Mr. Pérez, this is where you and your portraits come in, here’s the context (first) and then the template for the next speech of a Mairie de Paris sponsored vernissage… but FO’ist, Öüï is entering a photo contest, which happens to be open to All-Ages, All-nationalities* and, all genders (whatever that means).

* The catch is that you have got to be French; not necessarily Free.

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Novena anti Carismática — The French invent The Olmecs

Note to editors:

The last time that we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog-presse] tried to dance está DANZA en el Branly, on October 2014 with The Mayas, both Armando Segovia, and Armando Serrano Prieto were sidetracked by two events, the first being the revocation of our French Talents and Skills visa, while the second involved a grand manifestation on account of a student called Julio César Mondragón, 42 of his classmates, and off-course, of course, a little league fútbol team. AUSSI, on that DAY at the Tokio Palace we had the opportunity to meet the one and only, John Mill Ackerman and his wife, plus we also secured an interview wit RAPHAËL Moran from Radio France International and the APRO (proceso) in México.

With D.A.T. in mind, ÖÜÏ begin the plegaria in Ottowa where the nun, Alanis Morrissette. In•Deed, for those keeping score of our segment, “Misheard Lyrics”, Sister Morrissette had a little trouble arranging Irony and otherwise unfortunate or untimely events into one of her spells, “and isn’t, IT, ironic?”, dearly Bee Lovers, D.A.T. the Empire that gave the World the “War On Drugs” has a doped-up tax-evading, pussy-grabbing, and liar-in-charge with the codes to blow up the Earth?

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus 🇺🇸 8EE13144-A237-4198-9D87-B4952A9CD348 🇫🇷 It’s a hybrid, just like this year’s chemistry Nobel. —_!_— And Cousin Joe, right now the Cardinal  Brzezinski, —your first love— is on the Karaoke Machina singing something about that frame D.A.R.E. being a little on, como dicen en Amsterdam: a little THICK in the Bottom, but still is looking alright…

Right now, Reverend Al, it is incumbent on the United Nations National Security Council to demand that The President of The United States, Donald John Trump be given a “time-out” under the provisions instilled in the chapter that covers “when the president goes bat-shit crazy”, so-pena de recibir los mismos putos embargos a los que Los EEUU han estado acostumbrados a girar desde el World Bank.

https ://www .nytimes .com/2020/10/08 /us /iran-sanctions-banks-united-states .html

O como dicen los franceses

O como dicen los franceses 🗯 E3FD7409-9684-499D-833C-4800CA269212 ☢️ A La Malagueña.

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Meanwhile in WaWa Land, the CAT Signal has been activated and so D.A.R.E. was only one thing D.A.T. Teeny Tiny Cat could do… find out what that Thing is after the break.

Remember now, Cousin Joe...

Remember now, Cousin Joe, you must suspend reality .:. B49B4FB1-26F9-432D-B06E-D1D71223D7EB 🎬 Fidel is running the Market in Wall Street, and El Che is now El Bacán at The Vatican.

Gooooooooo, Yankees!

The Los Ángeles Times must apologize for this propaganda: https ://www .latimes .com /espanol /deportes /articulo /2020-10-05 /dodgers-y-astros-favoritos-de-amlo-para-serie-mundial