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Hey, Mary Poppins, that’s French for “Hey, motherfucker³”

Time-d’LAi $¢₹€€N grab à Châtelet:

 

Shop now…60 Years of friendship is about to go the way of DISPOSABLE HEROS.

In Paris, France, Metallica just earned another $TREAM€R for their Metal Militia Campaign flag, i was not there, but the Friends of the infamous Musée de Visites Guidée de la Préfecture de Police at the Bagagerie had a special all-access PASS* and, motherfucking Cheetos© to go with their Sorrow for Harvest.

*~. 3 rue de la Cité, casi esquina 📐 con Marie-Ange Schiltz at the CNRS.

Hit the lights and shut the door.

 

https ://twitter. com /SegoArma /status /s=20

Anyhow, every They in the month of May feels like Sunday, even Fridays. With that in mind, this is weekend edition and Denisa Kerschova had the day off. It turns out that after hearing the deep fake opening remarks of a certain U.S. senator from the Great State of Connect-i-cut, La Kerschovas decided all on her own to call-in her Friday edition of thee Allegretto d’aujourd’hui.

Any how, Frank Fig Lucie, I borrowed your last name, but only to cover a French obscenity on Lucie, who just so-happens to be Mary Poppins booty-call when Lilith is at The Gorge in George.

 

“Si vous avez fermé les yeux au début de l’audience, vous n’auriez pas pu dire que nous jouions un clone de ma voix en introduisant l’audience,” said the itinerant radio host from an undisclosed location in her penthouse at La Maison de La Radio.

https ://www .politico .com /news /2023/05/17 /blumenthal-ai-deepfake-recording-senate-hearing–

Chapter 3, Salmon rush only to die… pass the Sal and them biscuits, please

Violator, on the other hand is in El Monte… three time zones looking East, Le Pen Club America gala was crashed by a one-eyed Salmon, or something like that, but that has nothing to do with our on-going translation draft for submission to the good people at Le Pen Club de France on rfpp . net.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2023/05/18 /arts /salman-rushdie-pen-america

Eye tell you what mister Salmon, if Leguizamo didn’t make his way to The Natural History Museum near Cypress Hill then Agent Vazquez is loco en el coco… Insane in the brain.

It’s 1995 and Pandora box is about to be opened, at the time, Yakima,  Washington… three hours west from Spokane 🍎, next to Idaho 🥔, was more than training grounds for tank units around Pushtay point; it used to be Squaw Tit on an Indian Reservation plan… but that’s only because, “[S]ome linguists have suggested that squaw is a French corruption of an Iroquoian vulgarity for female genitalia.”

☂️… https ://azdailysun .com /state-changes-name-of-hill

In the words of Josephus, to Mika La Vag’:

 

 

Ewe throw a softball 🥎 like that at the plate and, indeed, Denisa, Eye’s gonna eat it.

Quesadillas sin queso, a vegan hoax?

Let’s ask Frank Figliuzzi, —that motherfucker.

— What says Ewe, Frank?

In A New York Minute… Don Goyo meets Dr. Teeth.

 

Frank Fig Lucie: Eye see a spike.

— Well, Frank, Eye sees dead people, but that never raised a eyebrow around this neck of the woulds.

Swim 👙

Meanwhile in ITALIA:

en Italia no pasa nada.

 

Leonardo Montagua has been vanished to the mound

Hee-haw re-cap, last week to they:

If la sociology is a combat sport, politics is the motherfucking art of GWAR.

Julieta was a HO, according to the Playbill on the P.J. Club… it used to be called “the morjo sho”, or something like that.

 

El hábito no hace al Shogun…
Pierre Bourdieu* en:
María de los Ángeles Schiltz’s-es
« La Jornada de un Quotidien… », a wetback’s Transliteration for the PEN 🪶 Club France
algo así con las manos libremente atadas.

Oldies but Goodies.

 

Ladies in Gemini, i honestly couldn’t tell you if Miami, or the rest of that land aberration for that matter, has any particular dish that those assholes (if and only if³) can claim for their neck of the ties. Except for alligator chitlins or swordfish in guano sauce i can’t think of anything, so I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto, am going to fix some Lenguiza de Iguanas Ranas en-sobacadas de Guanabacoas en Brisket de Cleveland, Texas.

³~. Like Sevilla does 💃🏻 according to El Duende that slayed Rodrigo y Gabriela on fip dot live earlier on the scroll of Daniela Pierre-Bravo on BFM’er TV..

Unbuckle your waistband and … 🛴 curb your patín del diablo 👮🏿‍♂️ ‘cus Öüï’s gonna need a bigger pot to melt the Schlitz for Schiltz, so grab your political compass 🧭 pol’que Vamo’ pues al Newseum-sur-Potomac.

Nevermind Venice… Hoy es el día del Niño. It’s trou 🕳️ Hoy es el Día del Niño, and Julieta Eye ho’ID, IT!, through the MorjoSho that The Globe (those motherfuckers) have Ewe and Dark 🕶️ Brandon sorry-ass re-hashing the PAC(t)S.

 

My scientific habitus*, which has essentially practiced on the side of quantitative sociology did not prepare me for this exercise. The practice of statistics is more less a succession of controlled losses of information: to eliminate dregs (scoria) to highlight “the” structure.

Introductory synopsis of  Schiltz’s opening Sesame into SKID ROW in Paris France… with a time-delayed perspective as seen from am American asshole in France.

 

It’s 16h time in Hilo, Hawaii, in April in Paris, France, it’s already the dawn of The Sunday Show before the May Sees Parade à La Bastille.

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Où en suis-je, à présent, avec les personnes à la rue ?

On the next segment, “Jane, you ignorant slut!” Mika talks shop at Know Your Value in Yellowstone.

>> You know the drill, little ol’ i don’t select the weekend recaps on the Morjo Empire, which is only one they away before landing a spot on the Sunday Show, —m’Watch out Jonathan Capehart. What Eye can relay, however, is that even after Mika’s Arabian Peninsula magick carpet ride last month, the rest of the féminas on that gig are wondering why Willie GEIST, Mike Barnicle and Donnie Deutsch make twice the salt that Sonny Carneiro saca de pura pachanga en-Sevillada.

https ://twitter .com /BFMTV /Jusqu’à 40°C attendus autour de SévilleJusqu’à 40°C attendus autour de Séville

Previously on the Nantucker Hillbillies… Cousin Joe was about to take his fancy shoes off.

 

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¡Luuuuuuuu-Chaaaaa_rHan! — Dedos at rescaídas

BREAKING NEWS:

LADIES and germs! It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in PANAMÆ, Franche, it’s Thyme for the Tent 🎪 edition of 🇨🇵 National Sports They… and deer doG all mighty, Denisa KERSCHOVAS!!! Here comes The Clowns!

At La Maison de La Radio (not that one) Emily Munera has just been Violated by Chi Chi the little Latin fag, and in the process, that fello’ with the phallus standing next to her has been relegated (per request by the Publisher of Pedro Navajas) to stand in the role of, wait fo’, IT!:

La Hija de Tony Curtis… ¡SANCHO PANZA!

In Local WEBS… little ol’Eye saw “Nobody” coming, but then again,… ah, fuck it, i give up, just give l’assemblée nationale française, pro-russian hackers, their Early Retirement and their monthly R.S.A., RFPP is hiring bénévoles anyhow.

https ://www .huffingtonpost .fr /politique /article /le-site-de-l-assemblee-nationale-attaque-par-des-hackers-russes-anti-macron _215795 .html

RUSSIAN nazies: if you are monitoring, i need my file folder that Manuel Valls at Le Dépôt de Cité censuré in 2013 ~ 2014.

Any güey, Benito Bodoque from “The Bronx”, en Ponce 🇵🇷… Ewe got’s to rrrrrrhol your erres, —ese. In this section of your G.E.D.¹ pilot test, Eye is going to be your “Are-assistant” coach and the MSNbePeacocks hope that by the end of your first season, Öüï can get Ewe son’s o’biches in Ponce de León to stop treating the 21st* letter in the Spanish alphabet like she’s 13th.

So, c’mon Chi Chi, —VIDA is waiting:

F.Y.I.: Noxeema Jackson used to play for The Tribe 🪶, Willie Mays Hayes ⚾ was his name.

¹~. https ://usahello .org /fr /leducation /diplome-ged /qu-est-ce-que-ged /#gref

*~. If you include the two digraphs (ch / ll) in the R.A.E. abecedario and off-COURSE la bendita eñe, anyhow even in the Anglobecedario de los gringos de gringolandia, the aforementioned ERRE is already 18th on the timeline, so Rrrrrroll that sexy bitch like the friend of the boyfriend on the BORDERLINE of lady MADONNA (1984) did.

 

Indiana vía el INAH⁶. For context please read the “little” six below.

 

“If GLR and me were populists, perhaps a prominent successor to Ismael Rodríguez would film a second version of « We the poor », and GLR and me would appear as brothers of “La Guayaba” and “La Tostada.””

⁶~. Hombres G. “Indiana“, track 2 of “You fucked up, Burt Lancaster », Warner Music for spics from The Bronx; 1986.
Over in Manhattan, Benito Blanco from “The Bronx” goes on a “PACHANGA” tour across Am[?]ica (not sure if it’s the show about the continent with LA CARRETERA de MANU CHAO or the country made of exterminated tribes, yet).

Goya (not that one, Kachun–Kachun Ra–Ra) sazón.

💃🏻

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/03/26 /opinion /013a2pol?

 

The Mexican Left and the Gilbertian Hurricane
by: Francisco Xavier Guerrero. La Jornada.

 

“The only truth in life is inside of a lucha libre ring, » according to Alan Kardec en Père Lachaise, en face à Apollinaire.

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With that in mind, Charlie 🐘 Sykes,  fuck you, The Bullwark ⛵, and of course, Donald John Trump. Anyhow, here’s an inverted “T” from what you just said on the Morjo Show… on the DL, you do have a point, but yours has no SaZón, because yours talks about Cracker Barrel politics, while Eye, you son of a bitch, am at The Forum.

Listening Silence — Congratulations, John…

The good thing about this blog is that Mr. Ramos, doesn’t read it.

¡Viva La Raza! Now more than ever, even more than in Pizarro’s time… it’s like Marley said… “it’s a Soul Shakedown, tonight… i need your concentration…” etc., etc., ETC!  }—~~~\*>  Uso justo de toda La Raza, en Nueva Yo’l.

… at least you got the eyebrows right on “La Frida…” something that even the heirs of her juicy Estate could not do before the “Barbie” pirateada took over… and, yes Mr. Leguizamo, sadly, it is the Pitbull era.

Context follows… on John Leguizamo: Latin History for Morons.

a.s.