And starring as Cantinflas — Johnny Depp

Transliteration in Cannes… it’s next to Juan, nigga!

Play Ball! ⚾

… y Cañas también!

But FO’ist I switch Mí over to Santos-Senoux-de las-Boobies, where sources close to FOX NEWS en Frejus relay that upon hearing that Chi Chi Rodríguez was holding a lecture at a small bibliothèque de Là France de Macri*, Steven Segal sent a pelotón de Vichy Fascists to interrupt the former protège of Snipes and Swayze.

El Sol Azteca se murio, don Mario, y resucite usted al tercer día, o algo así.

*~. That was Julie Newmar’s pet name to a young Emmanuel Macron, and that is all that Eye is going to say 💋!

En fin, It seems like only Yesterday, that Sophie y su CGT had warned the Film Festive Crowd that if the big bad King didn’t stop talking to his little finger thumb (Pulgarcito, pues) that Los Rieleros de Nantes would then, as a consequence, turn off the lights at Le Cinéma.

But you know what they (those motherfuckers) say , “If youse gonna hit al Gorrión de los Sparrows,” then you better know how to navigate the Siete Leguas on The Seven Seas.

Sneak peek.

Lo sentimos, pero su princesa está con otro chato, Chato.


Merci, Mario.

This is the exact moment when La Kerschovas dropped her Tati™ bags like she just don’t care and put a whoop-ass on them Mushroom-headed toad guards at the park 🏞️… hilarity ensues when Sodexo® confuses a judo 🥋 champ for Kanye West.

Knoting Knews in The Güest.


Synopsis: Florence Cassez scores a gig as an executive with Sodexo™

Note to Juanito Guanavacoa y los hijos del quinto Patio de Perón y Gilberto Bosques en Marseille… :

lo más culero* dice La Juventud venezolana de Guadalajara en Jalisco, es de que Cronos³, sí Saturnino, ese mero, el mismo de los anillos 👁️ confunde a La Peda en La Logía con La Gimnasia de La Magnesia.

*~. Look it up, Deer.

³~. ⌛ Pedagogically framed, my deer-panther, if Jo’dumb ass follows conspiracy Tories in the House of Lords, then you can begin to equate The Astros, but be-aware, for the Blue Jay Güey, takes you to Adan Jodorowski’s girlfriend garden in Veracruz, while The Long and Winding Rhodes will take you to Pershing Field à Vincennes y, pues ESO ya es otro rollo.

Bitch came from Planet Claire!

pinches EnCuerados de Plata.

¡Luuuuuuuu-Chaaaaa_rHan! — Dedos at rescaídas


LADIES and germs! It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in PANAMÆ, Franche, it’s Thyme for the Tent 🎪 edition of 🇨🇵 National Sports They… and deer doG all mighty, Denisa KERSCHOVAS!!! Here comes The Clowns!

At La Maison de La Radio (not that one) Emily Munera has just been Violated by Chi Chi the little Latin fag, and in the process, that fello’ with the phallus standing next to her has been relegated (per request by the Publisher of Pedro Navajas) to stand in the role of, wait fo’, IT!:

La Hija de Tony Curtis… ¡SANCHO PANZA!

In Local WEBS… little ol’Eye saw “Nobody” coming, but then again,… ah, fuck it, i give up, just give l’assemblée nationale française, pro-russian hackers, their Early Retirement and their monthly R.S.A., RFPP is hiring bénévoles anyhow.

https ://www .huffingtonpost .fr /politique /article /le-site-de-l-assemblee-nationale-attaque-par-des-hackers-russes-anti-macron _215795 .html

RUSSIAN nazies: if you are monitoring, i need my file folder that Manuel Valls at Le Dépôt de Cité censuré in 2013 ~ 2014.

Any güey, Benito Bodoque from “The Bronx”, en Ponce 🇵🇷… Ewe got’s to rrrrrrhol your erres, —ese. In this section of your G.E.D.¹ pilot test, Eye is going to be your “Are-assistant” coach and the MSNbePeacocks hope that by the end of your first season, Öüï can get Ewe son’s o’biches in Ponce de León to stop treating the 21st* letter in the Spanish alphabet like she’s 13th.

So, c’mon Chi Chi, —VIDA is waiting:

F.Y.I.: Noxeema Jackson used to play for The Tribe 🪶, Willie Mays Hayes ⚾ was his name.

¹~. https ://usahello .org /fr /leducation /diplome-ged /qu-est-ce-que-ged /#gref

*~. If you include the two digraphs (ch / ll) in the R.A.E. abecedario and off-COURSE la bendita eñe, anyhow even in the Anglobecedario de los gringos de gringolandia, the aforementioned ERRE is already 18th on the timeline, so Rrrrrroll that sexy bitch like the friend of the boyfriend on the BORDERLINE of lady MADONNA (1984) did.


Indiana vía el INAH. For context please read the “little” six below.


“If GLR and me were populists, perhaps a prominent successor to Ismael Rodríguez would film a second version of « We the poor », and GLR and me would appear as brothers of “La Guayaba” and “La Tostada.””

~. Hombres G. “Indiana“, track 2 of “You fucked up, Burt Lancaster », Warner Music for spics from The Bronx; 1986.
Over in Manhattan, Benito Blanco from “The Bronx” goes on a “PACHANGA” tour across Am[?]ica (not sure if it’s the show about the continent with LA CARRETERA de MANU CHAO or the country made of exterminated tribes, yet).

Goya (not that one, KachunKachun RaRa) sazón.


https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/03/26 /opinion /013a2pol?


The Mexican Left and the Gilbertian Hurricane
by: Francisco Xavier Guerrero. La Jornada.


The only truth in life is inside of a lucha libre ring, » according to Alan Kardec en Père Lachaise, en face à Apollinaire.

With that in mind, Charlie 🐘 Sykes,  fuck you, The Bullwark ⛵, and of course, Donald John Trump. Anyhow, here’s an inverted “T” from what you just said on the Morjo Show… on the DL, you do have a point, but yours has no SaZón, because yours talks about Cracker Barrel politics, while Eye, you son of a bitch, am at The Forum.