Category Archives: Las Postales de Armando Barbas

Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

Jimmy “Popeye“ Doyle was a fag — The language is Castellano knot Spanish, Carlos

THE WRITING ON THE WALL

En contexto para el artista Roger Pérez y los ad-joints de Madame Mayor Anne Hidalgo… and Roger, the first thing that you need to know about the Radio sounds from this morning, is that “The writing [is] on the Wall”… Ask EDDIE—_•¡•_— And Former “little habana” representative in WASHINGTON, i agree with your counter argument to the Panamanian pundit regarding the ethnic identifier/denominator, “LatinX », but Congressman, the language that EWE are referring to is CASTELLANO, if you really-really want to get to the “mother language” of « latino culture », which as Evry fucking Roman in Parigi knows, is ITALIAN, of course.

Óscar Emilio Californio de Kikapoo, he used to go by Emilio “el indio” Fernández.

https ://www .si .com /mlb/2021/07/23 /cleveland-guardians-name-change-decision-explained

Previously on, Octubre Tenía Que Ser:
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In this section, the student will review « son bac » avec El Mundo de Le Monde. 20th Century conflicts and the government of France previous to the first 😷 of the 21st Century global pandemics are covered.

For this section, the student must have an understanding of the terminal philosophy of

— South Park’s season 13 • episode 12, “The F Word”.
— Alejandro Jodorowski’s DUNE project revised as a comparative draft of a French Talents and Skills bleu–print. https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/23 /bfv-benjamin-franklin-village/
— … TBD

The French Connected _—•!•—_ Context on Feb. 2017/2021 follows… [B]ut first, let’s get one thing straight, and in this section Avi Velshi must explain how “his Baldness” squared all of them Venn Diagrams (punto y coma) additionally, the student may subtract from the dentils in order to circumvent the radius of the radio.

_ [A]nd, Brother Sanches Riuvo Ruivo, the following must be read in the inalienable voice of Human RIGHT…s activist, Florence MARIE Cassez.

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Anne with an “E”.

Anyhow, Madame Mayor, i hope that your ad-joints don’t interpret this post as jumping on the “Anne Hidalgo for présidente” bandwagon, and as a matter of fact, Madame Mayor, if i was to look back at the days when you were Mayor Bertrand Delanoë’s urbanism and architecture intermediary with the good people of Jour et Nuit Culture, i could perhaps pull a couple of posts where Ramón Quintana Woodstock (in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua) rooted for your Spanish Eyes to become the first Ovaries at the Élysée.

Sin Embargo ⛹🏽‍♂️, Hermano Sanches Ruivo, Eye said it once, The Paris Tourism Board thinks that they have an imagination, but earlier today i asked the artist, Roger Pérez, what would happen if one of the taggers working the Walls of the Federico García Lorca square de Paris Plages tagged them Walls with an Emmanuel Macron re-elected, or Valérie Pécresse for Office de Tourism Coordinator? His answer when The Guardians rebrand The Indians in Major ⚾️ League.

And Baby Blue… you can call me any THING you Want… just don’t call Mí, collect. And Tiffy Cee, before Avi Velshi squares the radio of the radius, be advised that Short-Wave has the longest Range 🏀🗑… los pollos 🇵🇦 hermanos, y las pollas 🇪🇸también? In this section, Öüï bastardize the LatinX segment of The Cross Connection, and Alex Witt, the ANSWER is always, PA•NA•ME 🛶, period.

 

El Campeón — Valérie, oh Valérie … Vaha-ah—le rie.

In Local News, Adrianne Elrod in the Role of the présidentesse de La Île-de-France (in full Candid regalia) announced just a few hours ago, 12 to be préssisse, that she is in the running of the Bulls on Parade in La France and all of its Colonies.

https ://www .pri .org /stories /2021-07-23 /world-remembers-singer-amy-winehouse-10th-anniversary-her-death

No, Mika tu’tequiBocas! Nunca te conocí en Paris Plagues—no-nos fuimos juntos a comer, paella, period

Con Luna Llena y Toda La Cosa, yes-que-sí, Roger, de Las Dunas, las de Octubre son las más bonitas, y si no le crees a Luc Frelong ask Adanowski, but whatever you do don’t ask Duncan Bridgman so pena de despertar a Eddie y ese güey es bien coco.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/03/25 /bibliografia/

… hijo de la Luna
🎵💃🏼🇪🇸
no-no es Serio este cementerio

In WASHINGTON, we pose the QUESTION to the producers of The pre-morning Joe Show with Jonathan Lemire:

Breaking News: Dulcinea Wallace is auditioning for the role of the 3 Caballeros, Musketeers need not apply 💃🏼 Extra, Extra:

Where were Ewe, when Öüï got High?

File photo of Rachel Maddow as an Extra… it’s her guilty pleasure, next to torturing little fishes by the Banks of the River, Phoenix… 🎶 Because she can.

Sirs and/or Mesdames, did you come up with the Idea to Interview Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez P-C all by yourself, or are you Sons-ov-Bitches  looking for inspiration on my site, —it’s fine, have-at-it, and you don’t even have to pretend that you are not reading this with that Stupid Fuckn’ Smirk on your face. 🗯🗞.

🎶 Will you still feed Mí
will you still Knead Mí
Gwen Eye is Sixty Four, Hu!

Donc, i have been telling y’all that i don’t select the Signs-O’the-Times, i only direct you to your chamber, y pues valga la redundancia, don Pablo Bartomomé, la de usted está compuesta de un trabalenguas : doncella de hierro/vierge de fer

In Tokyo, French Président Emmanuel Macron replies: Bring it on bitch!

“Little Jupiter », as the French PrésidentE was affectionately baptized by BFM’er TV, after a Vulgar display of Symbols where str•tegi•cally placed on the Executive Picture of his “I love me wall” at The Élysée did not hesitate to walk into his Republican Stable and went ahead and Talked to George.

Yo No Me Llamo Javier!

For this occasion, Mr. Macron selected a Dark Horse to ride into battle, ISSY, there is a reason for it Dani CALIFORNIA. More on D.A.T. if Luc Frelon has the balls to grace the Jazz Hour mic tonight.

—_• S E N J U T S U •_—

Quick update on Luc Frelon… Mr. Luc is on vacation. It’s the sacrosanct duty of every French citizen to take a 3-to-4—week vacation around the Colonies, and for the French, the World is their colony, Just like for rapists (Roman Polanski) and gangsters (TBD), France is their Perpetual SuperLatif Bleü Öyster Cült.

After the Break:

—Context on February 2017/2021.
—Det. Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle* was a fag.

* EDDIE Egan…

X-más in July / Surfing UAE

🎶 All I need is a pint a day

F-35, Drones, and all of the $23 POINT 37 billion package–lobbying made by the Trump “inaugural committee” is a-go. Because, Fuck Yemen. Just like Cuba, right? And yes, goD bless little fucking Havana, i guess. Semiotics has got to invent a form of messaging for this level of hypocrisy. 

Öüï begins in Spain, where lawmakers there have agreed on a final DRAFT for what Umberto Eco would sure have approved —if Knot— called it himself “Ley de Memoria Democrática”, which it is fucking supposed to cure the Cancer of Alzheimer on “la Falange” del Primo de Rivera, not Diego—Pablo… A Pint-a-They, “a–they”.

It is incumbent on the word processor fellow responsible for this paragraph (Mí), to inform the non-reader of this particular wordpress blog (Ewe) that number one, i haven’t a fucking clue on who the caricature below is supposed to represent; number two, at the time when the eavesdrop was ah-happening, the fellow below ⬇️ was probably eating Nutella™️ crackers at SciencesPo while his current boss was eating mole con doña Gaviota en Cuernavaca… What a Difference A They Makes (re-arrangement for mariachi) :

DCE2C027-C2C8-48B6-A577-94470FF68B72…

 

And, Señora Carmen Lira-n-Roll Saade, please relay to the Hopscotch Crew at GRANMA and of course, doña Vilma Fuentes en La MAUB that, ÖÜÏ is no longer covering the bases on the good side of that fucking WALL in Guantanamo Bay Cuba. Los de la rayuela, however, Señora Lira, could perhaps maybe try with the performance crew of morena–francia en La Asociación de Gilberto Bosques en París.

Well, i done told y’all that I’ve never been to Spain. Gawd Damn It! • ¡Más FRANCO ni los gallegos, májete.

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Intermedio with The Vampire – y ese pinche “guíoncito”

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SissyPussy remains Solidaire with 🇨🇺… for the occasion, SissyPussy had a mojito®️ en La Ciudad de Paris vía Barcelonnette, on her güey from Cannes.

La Asociación 1901 de Gilberto Bosques en París, celebrated Cuba’s resistance by staging a performance show at La Villette, vicinity Puebla Gardens y, simón Bolivar, Alemania y los Flamencos acaban de valer Belgas con Tláloc… Ewe ain’t seen nuttin’ yet, Signores.

—_•!•_— But enough about Mexican exceptionalism at L’HESS, L’IHEAL, La Sorbonne and off-course: at the one and only SciencesPo… va’Por ti MediaPART 🗯 via LCI 📰 TV February 2017, and Pablito… you are going to like the way you look, but first Eye must introduce you to the opposite side of Sesame Street (🎶 I can show Ewe how to get to Sesame Street… just ask the Muppets in Juvisy-sur-orge

Context follows… “prefiero ser homosexual,—que un maricón”, según Pablito en una tarde del mes de abril, o de mayo… no me acuerdo muy bien habrá que preguntarle al señor que estaba al lado de don Pablo Bartolomé, cuando Pablito estaba clavando un calvito y practicando el trablenguas de los Spaghettis Spagnoles de los Morricones 

https ://muppet .fandom .com /wiki /Category :The_Muppets_Characters

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Not exceptional just the exception to the rule

Intro to Serendipity… last Friday—Today!

https ://thehill .com /homenews /media /563340-kasie–hunt–announces-she-is-leaving-nbc

SHE’s Leaving, JOE.

« “Bittersweet news from me [KC⚡️DC] this morning [Hilo, Hawaii 11th Hour]. This is going to be my final broadcast with all of you of up ‘Way Too Early.’ » said The LAST COCA COLA on the msnbc’s.

Unless, Mr. Pérez, La France is like those shithole countries where our parents where born, in your case (you don’t have one) Peru, and in mine, nº 15 allá en la punta de la Chingada, which happens to be diametrically opposite to the recently departed Pablo Bartolomé’s nº 33 on the storage room’s layout.

Now if you excuse Mí for a second, mr. Pérez, i personally need to address Grama and for that i need to invoke a recurring character [very dear to my heart] that i named Teeny Tiny Cat. So please, mr. Perez—and rest of the good people at the place where Evry Ivry body knows your name, —and Roger— please understand do consider that this is called suspended reality in the dangling participles of The Cuba arc.

See if this sounds familiar:

https ://la1ere .francetvinfo .fr /martinique /haiti-une-semaine-apres-l-assassinat-du-president-l-enquete-revele-que-l-operation-a-ete-commanditee-aux-etats-unis -1058746 .html

— A Miami based Venezuelan soldier-of-fortune with ties to U.S. quasi-military policing agencies (knot Luis Posada Carriles) is contracted to assassinate a Caribbean head of state (Knot Fidel Castro).

— The customer is a militant revolutionary zealot who happens to reside in MIAMI (knot Orlando Bosch) and who is obsessed with installing a different ‘ideology’ on the island, SINEMBARGO the suspect is denying any link to the Port au Price murders (knot Havana tourists from The Italia).

—  Watch this Space, Rachel Maddow… bonus trivia: FAST & Furious is now showing in theaters, and aspersions and asparagus walk into a bar, hilarity ensues when The Salt and The Pepper are at-large in D.C..

15 de julio, Paris PM / 14 juillet, Hilo AM

Previously on, Las Fuentes de doña Vilma…

https ://www .fip .fr /evenements /fip-contest-listeners-portraits

 las entrañas

Entonces, Mr. Vladimir (Russian trombone player from the old USSR, affectionately called among the fellows, Mr. Putin) the answer is yes. Yes mr. Vladimir, you may have my travelin’ tripod chair after i die or i am killed at The Bourse de Paris. As a matter of fact, Mr. Putin, i enjoy your love of music and so you may have all of the crap inside of cubicle 15 at the place where Evry body knows your name. But not before i am shipped, Tovarish.

Ayotzinapa para pendejos.

15 de julio (la placa de Gilberto Bosques)

And this, Mr. Pérez, this is where you and your portraits come in, here’s the context (first) and then the template for the next speech of a Mairie de Paris sponsored vernissage… but FO’ist, Öüï is entering a photo contest, which happens to be open to All-Ages, All-nationalities* and, all genders (whatever that means).

* The catch is that you have got to be French; not necessarily Free.

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Paris Centre… formally the 1690’s projects

For Hypothetical Comparisons and What Knots?

“Why Thomas Jefferson’s Anti-Slavery Passage Was Removed from the Declaration of Independence”… only on BFM TV.

Off-Course, don Pablo Bartolomé, “el pueblo bueno” de Paris Centre, formally the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and, Fourth arrondissements of the current 75000-CEDEX Zip Codex, is going to interpret this monologue Draft as being about el artista, Roger Pérez—or even about you, Pablito.

https ://www .history .com /news /declaration-of-independence-deleted-anti-slavery-clause-jefferson

Anyhow, don Pablo Bartolomé, i could unfold a lot and a half of post card-sized cards with an annotated log of exchanges between your former self at The Place Where Evry Body Knows Your Name, and me. But i am not going to do that, i will only unfold one however, and it’s from the first 72 hours from the time that your former life form and i met.

And because i always try to finish what i start, i told your homeless ass (ese) that someday i would invite you to Segovia, Texas —a ghost town— with half of the population of the Place Where Evry Body knows your name. And because the Country that you adopted as your own insists on shutting my Draft down, the only possible means to take you to Old Segovia Road is through this imaginary trip through the road to Hell… which happens to be in OHIO… whose capital is of course, Lima (knot Peru) and you are never going to guess what gets built there, in Lima, Ohio… not Peru.

 

Entonces…all roads lead to Farm Road 2169

Anyhow, Madame Mayor Anne Hidalgo, Socialist-Fr., the following is a LEADING QUESTION:

—Do you, Madame Mayor, support RAPE, or any other sort of micro-agressions, especially when these involve retribution for Politically Charged DIALOGUE?

Because if you don’t, Madame Mayor, then perhaps you should grant me, armando segovia, an audience, before things really-really derail and then BFM TV wonders how “the situation room” at Emmaüs got so out of control.

It should go without having to mention, IT!, but unless you [the non-reader of this blog] are in on the joke, like Willie Geist’s ophthalmologist is, then the fact that don Pablo Bartolomé was a Segovian by birth¹, should precipitate what follows in the next segment of my exclusive coverage of a lienzo that Öüï likes to call:

And in the role of Laura d’América, el tipo este: Antonio Banderas.

Entretien avec un vampire… no! Wait—scratch that…

https ://www .animalpolitico .com /2021/07 /loret-de-mola-comparece-caso-cassez-vallarta/

And you know, Roger, I too sketch the portraits of French presidents, the difference is that you and I do different things, por ejemplo, Mr. Pérez, this portrait is that of President François Holland, with the added CONTEXT of his then Minister of The Economy and current General Manger of the Paris All-Star at Vincennes’ First 150 Anniversary of La Commune. 🗣 93D326FC-8449-459D-BB32-1E161E3FEC29 🎨 From what i gathered from our exchanges over the past 4-years, 2 since i began to notice your portfolio of faces from the homeless, and the down-and-out on the street (two separate castes in the French system) is that you, “paint people from the street, as well as the portraits of the Presidents of La France”, my response is —so What?
—What is the context?
—Are you romanticizing the misery on the streets?

Armand, at le Thèâtre de Vampires, already registered that coven (punto y coma) so let’s transliterate the subject to the following:

¹.-)~ Or so he [don Pablo Bartolomé] told me when he first read my name on the list of SDF’s accredited to enter a very exclusive place in the heart of Châtelet where it should go without mentioning, Evry body knows your name.

Hoy no hubo Jazz. And, it should go without mention, that “I feel fine”, period

Key word here is “foreign legions”, not local why-no’s.

The Revolution Will Not Be Brought To Ewe by The American Priest at Saint–Estauche!

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https ://arstechnica .com /science /2021/07 /tennessee-has-gone-anti-vaccine-state-vaccine-chief-says-after-being-fired/?amp=1

and You must remember this, i did mention 4 days ago that THAT ship was approaching; i’d draw you a picture of “the 1690’s projects”, Joy-Anne Reid, but i am too damn tired and besides, true-to-form the street wasted no time in letting me know that MADAME HIDALGO is happy to look the other way… let’s see what happens in another 4 days, Pablito.

1971… Öüï don’t needs know stinkin’ badges, like the Détente (C’mon Tennessee 💉🦠🧫, support National Vaccine[s] Day!).

8 Septembre 1944 — pg. 73 le débat Camus-Mauriac

ODÉON… where heros lie.

¡Viva Francia, —bola de putos!

JUSTICE y CARIDAD

I refuse to be “exceptional”, FUCK FLORIDA!!! And for once in my life, Mr. López has got a fucking point, unlike el infamous: ¡COMES Y TE VAS!

The All-Star Game 2021
Camus à Combat… was a fag, period

In local news, Winston Churchill is doing the Drunk Baby routine, and Chuckles de Gaulle is having a moment of Zen with the Philly Phanatic… and move over Buffon, Gianluigi just took over Saint-Cloud in the Sky… over on El Mundo de Le Monde’s exposé on Pio XII this is what Albert Camus wrote on the subject: les paroles du pape en faveur de la demo ne se soient pas fait entendre plus tôt.

NOTE to non-readers, if you thought that the maker of asegovia3 has been equating the events of the 1871 insurgent movement known as the Paris Commune, with the recent January 6th treasonous march on Washington, instigated no less by the 45th President of The United States of America, then EWE’s a fucking dumb-ass. These those i meant to write most recent (maga crowd) parallels are closer to PIO XII than PIVS Nonus.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pope_Pius_IX

Articles and editorials from Albert Camus
1944-1947
Éditions Gallimard, 2002

Indeed, Mike Barnicle… you Son-ova-Vichy! There hasn’t been a Starting Pitcher since the “Great Bambino” who can hurl a baseball from the mound at an effective speed limit on an « upward mobility super highway¹ » and then as your sorry-Bostonian ass said, “put on á helmet and head to the plate,” and send François Mauriac’s Académie fastballs all the way to The Moon, baby! To The Moon, not just a few kilometers from the Ozone layer, —ya’Bum.

In Entertainment gossip and French touch innuendo Catherine De•neuve and George Bras•sens had a baby and the little fucker, Jean Manuel, was delivered on Old Segovia Rd… Willie Nelson turned out to be the dad.

Unless, Cousin Joe, UNLESS… you count LOUISE MICHEL’s double-duty at the start of the FIRST 150 ANNIVERSARY OF LA COMMUNE DE PARIS à Vincennes. Extra-extra motherfucker (pg. 179, 8 Septembre 1944— Le journalisme critique).

(an Angel-ino, to put it mildly… and pay no attention to the colors on this section on account that it is, The 2021 Camp Town Ladies All-Star Game from Colorado, it was supposed to be in Georgia, but fuck’em, it’s for the good of the order).

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Here’s an Habanera for the ocasión…

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¹.)- Chris Rea — Road to Hell