Vicki Vale (madre) reports
Congratulations to the Futuro Media Janitor Post in Harlem, winner, María Hinojosa couldn’t have picked a better candidate… A Catholic girls lover, no less.
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But Öüï’s not going to show it to Ewe. What’s the point, Eye lost his big break, the only thing left for Mí to do is to become a terrorist and kill Em# ‘ol. The whole lot of Ewes.
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Viki Vale…
Amiga, SoFy Velasco… don’t believe the Juanito Guanabacoa torture report, I don’t work best under pressure. No, ma’am-en… My best work is always, Always™ on DEADLINE, soFy Velasco.
“La vida te da sorpresas, sorpresas te da La Vida, »
Gabriel Figueroa did not invent the technique, but like DOUBLE Qué Sacó 007, “nobody lit that bitch in The Sky³ better”, simón q’ISSY, Carly.
Musical Guest: Bob Dylan y Los Dandys… Romance entre pollos y paracaidistas…
El Altar de las Ganadoras… Nevermind gettin’ stoned, Èvry body must get a pad. — This period is sponsored by Vania and PA’.
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Meditando yo
Me di cuenta que
Aunque esté sin ti
A tu lado voy…
³~. Los duendes no llevan “X” siendo que estos “geniecillos” cómo suelen llamarlos los franceses son SUJETOS masculinos. Donc, motherfuckers ; no such thing as a “duenda” donde Trasgo®³ mató pollos y hundió minas canadienses en la CONCHA de la Pasta de Cuatrociénegas y El Guadiana.
³~. https ://www .industriaavicola .net /uncategorized /en-mexico-se-inaugura-una-moderna-instalacion-avicola-destinada-a-pollos-de-engorde/
For context on Yesterday’s SoFy Velasco (bimbo) Show, the subject of La Argentina popped-up, and after All Apologies directed at all her Argentines connections, SoFy Velasco wasted no saliva to smother the World Cup winners with vocabulary fit for any royal highness-es-es… which Öüï will not repeat 🔁 on account that RFPP . Net does not take responsibility for the context of it’s Latin American weekend content.
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Yada, yada, classified 🔳◼️◾▪️
Never mind, WALDO, Katty Kay, where’s Mika’s big fat pussy?… Probably in PA’jamAS. This is how Rome fell. Entitled Joe’s, and their debutante Significant otters 🦦.
Told y’all yesterday that it was a Walk… You probably thought, like Velsho with a Velcro, patch, that it was Spiderman behind Louis XV. Didn’t you, Congressperson Scarborough? Confess you son of a bitch!
The Football has left the building.
Breaking The News to 🌞 BOLUDO NATION:
And starring as Pelos de Huitlacoche : De Bora Harry.
Chavanieux, J. L.. Che Guevara también era africano “El Che en el Congo 1965”. 2007 ; vía: huellasdelahistoria .wixsite .com /huellas /single-post /2016/12/04 /fidel-el-che-y-africa
Ernesto “El Che” Guevara dejo de ser 🇦🇷 presumido, ¡desde que calló 🇨🇺 SANTIAGO!… moraleja, El 🩺 Che es AFRICANO, 🇦🇷 pinches 🇦🇷 italianos.
ISSY, “calló” del verbo caer callando… por Ejemplo, Vicentico (en RFPP, no en Cadillac)… no vayas a permitir que Juanito Guanabacoa te saque la sopa, esa es su especialidad de Policía judicial “exiliado” con RSA.
Avi Velshi’s Jacket is made in Argentina, ¡‘inche presumido!
Full disclaimer,
Sí, 🇦🇷 es tricampeón de La Copa.
Si, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs are the Best Strawberry Stones in the field of spectacles in the Field or something like that.
Sí, la ficción argentina es en realidad uruguaya 🇺🇾.
Mientras tanto en París con Susana PubEda… them Frogs send this voice, Absinthe, o algo así… la cosa es de que I don’t have the knack Susana… For your taste you needs a donkey for that.
Last Week To They, part ii: Track One re-visited… because it is not the First Time, but it’s always la même merde pero con Circos revolcados… porque aquí en Francia no hay PiRaTas puros pinches Corsarios con RSA… “Get It While You Can”.
Próximamente, EL EXILIO DE GARCÍA LUNA… EN MONTREUIL, FRANCE.
Synopsis: Genaro García Luna es declarado inocente en nueva York. Amnesty International with the COLLABORATION of MEDECINES du MONDE, and The Paris Tourism Board, wastes no time and immédiatement hook that motherfucker up with a retirement pension, room and board, and of course RSA!!!
³~. A este paso los enanitos toreros van a ser reyes de la baraja, y García Lorca va a recitar en vivo en el Cirque Houke²… Juanito Guanabacoa, en el trapèze se perfila como “Boogie el resbaloso” con dizque’ música Alternosa, o algo así, desde Su Madre Patria, FranCamenTeHablando.
²… Banlieues Blues de Montreuil-sous-parole Errada, festival originalmente inaugurado por el muy comprometido¹, André Malraux.
1~. con FRANCISCO FRANCO y su “craft”.
Ladies and gentleman, it’s been 7 hours and 15 days since SoFy Velasco established contact, but rearview communicators are sadden to relay that for the entire month of January³, SoFy felt like HER, that is you’ve got, you know, tune in your cellphone speakers on cold and listen to the reprodución in Ones and Zeros through your Radius.
³~. Also for the month of December 2022, but that doesn’t matter, what is of interest is that true to form, now that Juanito Guanabacoa fincó su pensada, la causa ya no necesita pueblo que piense sino más bien que como con Raul Velasco, el pueblo pues se divierta, siempre, eso sí, Siempre en Domingo.
In Local Meufs:
Good news for the good people of La Maub, vicinity Las Tres Puertas del Colegio de La France. La Brasserie, home of the “Wet T-shirt Contest”, at rue Lagrange, re-opened its doors recently after a winter-long hiatus, and this can only mean one thing, Vilma Fuentes will see Six-extra weeks 🦫 of sunshine 👙 at the terrace in front of where Cortázar visualizaba su “Kibbutz 🏬 del deseo” antes de dirigirse con la Mala en dirección poniente rumbo al puente de Hartes en su Marelle de La Jornada.
Need EYE tell Ewe phucks who’s at the mound, —Louise? … King Louis XV is at The Plate, the count is 64 and Five on the weekend eve of Fat Tus Theys.
Note to editors, for context on Che Guevara, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs y Vilma Fuentes, skip to tomorrow —in Miami.
“There is no alternative to our kibbutz. ∴ there is and will be no alternative to getting rid of 🇷🇺Russian aggression once and for all, liberating the land and the people,” 🇺🇦 Zelensky said.
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To they, it is, —The Greatest.
And, Thomas de Corbillón, Ewe son and a bitch…
I know how a dove cries 🦤 and that D.A.R.E. is no Singular bird singing. Who you selling metro tickets to, Foo?
Twelve will get you… Ethnic Intimidation and a set of iPods™️.
With that in mind, and starring as a young Aunt Gloria, is a runaway Tiffany 🟦 Cross on a Philadelphia metro 🚇 line.
HOUSTON, we have a reprise:
And if, by chance, that special placeThat you’ve been dreaming ofLeads you to a lonely placeFind your strength in love 🌬️
Dear, Yolanda… Nevermind that fellow⁰ from Texas 🧑🦽, he’s wacked beyond repair and that’s no hype or cold water on your pinky toe.
⁰~. Texas Governor (R), Greg Abbott.
“You know, they say that free-peddled news on the metro makes the best isolation from it all, and the Cold, aussi. »…
A non Emo’s
What would you say to the girl on the Philadelphia playing the role of a ‘dope’?
https ://www .nbcphiladelphia .com /news /local /teen-girls-in-septa-attack-will-face-ethnic-intimidation-charges /3052778/
And Reverend King, [Eye is referencing your gramps not addressing your dad, Yolanda] the ‘dope’ on that Philadelphia metro 🚇 ride is not the runaway 12-year old Muslim jail-bait. Think 🤔 about it, Rev. Talk about it. Shout about it.
“Bobby Ogdin on the piano … Thanks, Bobby
Mr. Charlie Mccoy, harmonica … Ah, Charlie
Russ Hicks, steel guitar…
And ladies & gentlemen, I’d like to present: Mohammed Ali:
“Everybody stop talking now, I tell ya….I told you, all of my critics, I told you all that I was the greatest of all time…
Now just listen…I told you today, I’m still the greatest of all time…never again defeat me…never again say that I’m going to be defeated…never again bet and make me an underdog, until I’m about 50 years old.
Then you might get me.
But I didn’t dance, I didn’t dance for a reason.
I wanted to make him lose all his power, I kept tellin’ he had no punch, he couldn’t hit, he swang like a sissy, he’s missin’, let me see you box, I hadn’t start dancin’ yet!
You can’t say my legs are gone, you can’t say I was tired, because what happened?
I didn’t dance from the second round on.
I stayed on the ropes. When I stay on the ropes, you think I’m doin’ bad.
But I want all boxers to put this in the page of boxing: staying on ropes is a beautiful thing with a heavyweight when you make him shoot his best shot, and you know he’s not hittin’ ya. I would’ve gave George Foreman two rounds of steady punchin’, because after that he was mine.”
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Note to editors, and especially for those in the rank(iest) of the files at La Juventud Bolivariana de Botzaris, e Hidalgo en el XVIIIeme de París:
Our signaling that la Voix des Sans Voix station on the fm dial (106.3) does not provide its listeners with LA REPRODUCCIÓN of its 🇵🇪 Latino 🇧🇴 edition 🇲🇽 transmissions has been EXHAUSTIVE and so, if you wish to hear Osler Perucho and his pandilla, muse about the early efforts of un tal “Vallejo” and the rejection from los cholos y los indios de la playa que le corresponde a Bolivia, then you should contact Da’Man there (at RFPP . nET, not Evo Morales) and demand accountability for the instigation to overthrow a 🇵🇪 El Castillo de “La Ciudad de Los Perros” en La Sacré Académie française 🧐.
_ et, mais ouais, Denisa Kerschovas (Conquistador edition in Allegretto) 🇲🇽 Octavio Paz is alive and well at 🇨🇵 La Maub and she is still collaborating with “el pueblo” del Pompidou who, notwithstanding, continue to coq-block the Progreso y Dignidad de La Sociedad Real de Visceralistas.
“I’m here just because I want to hear the Muhammad Ali part that WAS CUT-OFF from the album”
Tyrannosaurus-Dex ° 2-years ago, on Ween’s 1996 Country Fried Album, “POWDER 🔵 BLUE .
Smashed calabazas on mirror 🪞 are closer than Lille.
Well… you might have probably, sort’ah-HO’id about Opération Mind Crime, and if you have maybe you will think that this is one is a, Silent Lucidity on a Mardi Grass float, but that Mind Set will be as ‘whacked’ as a Silent Retreat on the ‘wokeness’ of a Bleach commercial.
Las tangas de Levi’s.
Inspired by the Bong of a Preacher Man, son, LOUIS XV proclaims that, Galileo Galilei, is in fact, The Motherfucking Sun, king.
Disclaimer : if you open the doors, you must let Em# in… Regardless if you are 64, don Calderón.
At the movies…
2003 – Iraq disarmament crisis: UNMOVIC Executive Chairman Hans Blix reports to the United Nations Security Council that disarmament inspectors have found no weapons of mass destruction in Ba’athist Iraq (Feb. 14).
1493 – While on board the Niña, Christopher Columbus writes an open letter (widely distributed upon his return to Portugal) describing his discoveries and the unexpected items he came across in the New World.
That Blonde There is 50 over 50 foot Tall, y’all… She’s like 1 Millon Years Old.
† 2023 – Raquel Welch, American actress and singer (b. 1940 B.C.) Heck! She’s still using pay telephones at Miami International.
The reason why Miami International is so shitty, is on account of the Little Havana Clan, terrorists! The Whole Bodega of them fucks! ALL OF EM#!!!
— 1928: Luis Posada Carriles, terrorista 🇺🇸 estadounidense 🇻🇪 († 2018).
Behold… to celebrate the MémooooIre 📝 of Presidents They, we switch, IT! (motherfuckers), to the then Paris Mayor, Jacques “i eat cows intestines for breakfast in America, but Eye will never eat Cheese in San Francisco” Chirac, to bring you the news:
https://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/14 /cultura /tentacion-suicida-del-poder
If only Today’s Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination.
And, Elise Jordan… You know the Rulhes, “Ewe got’s to pick up Évry stitch.”
Must Be The Season of The Witch ♠️
When Öüï returns it’s a NeW edition of the KaTia Phangs on the Thangs and other assorted colados entre collabos…
Casco d’Oro not included. Coma frutas y verduras and remember that porn is in the eye of the interpreter.
Dominion’s Pizza delivers a Layers Cake of I Told You So:
Fake Pineapple with questionable anchovies and compromised calamari on Deadline.
In Hollywood land, it’s The Triumph of The Automatons, starring Denisa Kerschovas 🦎
But first, it’s Phat Basterd’ dans le courtage, check it out:
Write me a postcard – drop me a line …
Mr. Poisson, i don’t select the news, nor the cycles, not even the events. After the break i promise that i will never mention your ShitBag™ again, but in the next 36 hours or so, i will try to explain to you how the little mermaid got into this blog.
And then you can do what French people do.
Glass Onion meets Layers Cake…
And in Palestine, OhHi, Oh… Train Derailment Units are measured in optimism snapshots on the Morning Mika Sho’… The Hace of ♠️’s, la ache es muda.
With this in mind… Mr. Poisson 🐟, the last time you pointed your camera 🤳 at me… your excellency wanted to know what your little princess identification card was doing in my prefecture “sleep-cover” folder 📁 at the Prefecture.
Answer:
It’s rather really simple, and never mind that from Day One of the French Talents and Skills Visa (Dec. 2010) a certain Nice address that you might know was used as, shall we say, ‘the anchoring’ address to secure A CERTAIN “six-year investigative project” orbiting around, The Year of Mexico in France; Mexicans in France, and/or Mexican corruption in Europe; and the monitoring of a then triple presidential process, which as you might remember in 2012, lined up France (Hollande), U.S. (Obama) and, Them (El P.R.I. in Mexico).
∴ underneath those pillars ∴, I had already cemented a foundation, which in 2017 culminated, or rather coincided with, the announcement of the start of the journalistic and publishing career of one of the main characters in my investigation, and no, Mr. Poisson, it is not Johanne of whom I am referring to, but rather, —Florence Cassez.
Any how…
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_ by the time Öüï got to Jurançon (Eye forgot the year) the man ∧and/or∨ woman in charge of Stephanie Menou’s chain-of-command at the préfecture Cité had already sealed my fate for that September day of 2014…
∧ if ∧ only if
You remember September, love… You would not have been in this picture 🖼️ BUT FOR the fact that it was you who insisted that our correspondence (from me to you, and viceversa) be turned over for review by ‘the reviewing’ authorities at the Dépôt section of the Ministry of The Interior at Cité.
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lest you forget, it was also you, love, who insisted that “we” should forget about the first (of several) 60-day notice to appeal the dépôt section’s décision, in lieu of what Bruno³ recommended as a recourse, after his superior offered you an apology in the hallway outside of the dépôt section employee’s doorway.
³~. … hacer un, ¿cómo se DiCheee, cómo se DiCheee? You know, that sort of contract concluded between two physical persons who have reached the age of majority, for the purposes of organizing their life in common.
And finally, Mr. Poisson, there was a time-period between 2012 and 2013, when yours truly, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, had the means, the opportunity and, the resources, which is not the same as ‘the means’, to move-out and conduct my research outside of your precious Octopus Garden (sort of speak), but you are not going to believe who developed a case of “you can’t move-out, love! There are way to many nymphos at Jour-et-Nuit!”… and isn’t that ironic 😼, my dear Titus?
Haderslev, Denmark. AS3_ From the Vikingos who brought you “The Little Mermaid” and “Only a Fiddler would say that to Neptune », comes the story of Your Cheese ain’t Shit, —en Venezia! It’s TROU 🕳️, ask, “il Capone de la mafia”, it’s right there in them Ombres G tracks from Madrid, if Ewe should need directions ask Burt Lancaster, he knows how to get to Rome from Antony.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki ~ wiki /The_🐧_New_Clothes
🧭 “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is based on a true Folk Tale, the names of las ⚽ putas ⚽ however, have been changed in Order to protect 🇧🇷 Progreso.
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∴ ; ∧ for the record:
It takes Tú to be in ❣️ Solitaire ♠️… unless youse like “Rainman”.
∧ here is “Y”.
Meanwhile in Chilangolandia–sur–Botzaris, los heroicos Pípopes des Buttes–Franchutes insist that according to the Ruhle’s of Polite Society, “las quesadillas de La 4ta Transformation”, no llevan queso, puras calabazas, por ser lacias no necesariamente, —LaicAS.
En la oscuridad – The Set Up… after the break it’s Last Week To They. In the barrel, we review last weekend Barra de Programmation en El Cuzco y en “el Mexique ranch” dressing room de GUANAVACOA en Aragón de León y Castilla. And if you think las muertas de Juárez went the way of Freddy Cats, you Sir, get a little VACHE que rit en la Milka del requesón y el Suero de Villa Ahumada-sur-Dune.
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Deer, Apolline de Hierbamala, please inform your graphics monkeys and Adeline François that nº 5 is called “QUESILLO” by the farmers who cure it, not OAXACA… considering that MONTEALBAN is the only place French tourists know, Eye thought you cheese makers knew better.
Nº Five
QUE⁰SI⁰LLO⁰
🎶🌬️ You Go To My Head 🧀 like an opened cork of 🥂champagne de Hong Kong.
Hilarity ensues when Dora The Explorer meets Wednesday Add-am-s_ese.
For context, a few weeks ago, Avi Velshi banned a book³, or that bald madafakka read it wrong, Velsho confused this thing called ‘agency’ with un balcón en El Teatro del Pueblo, mais non, ce n’est pas du Shakespeare On The Rocks.
³~. Neale, Hurston, Z. Their Eyes Were Watching God, on VELSHI “Banned B¤ok Club”, aired on 14/01/2023 on the msnbc’s and tagged on this blog, here, period!
Tampoco es una de Cervantes, ni mucho menos… ese señor se burlaba de Campeadores y estoy seguro que de campEaDoras también, because in A Brave New World, Évry intern is a Sancho or a Sancha en Moulineaux.
… and, Katty Kay, did Ewe do Something to your hair?
Glamourous portraits do Ewe Know justice. Love yer’ spectacles 👓
Fandango :
Le BemBe de Nemo, by Julio VerNe
For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii it is Primetime on Valentine’s They, in Paris, France, it’s CHAYOTE en TECHNICOLOR, pero sin ColoRanTe… Only on BFM’ER TV.
Any how, today it’s our Sixth ANNIVERSARY of me, living in the Streets… It’s not symbolic, it’s not a whim, it’s a COLLABORATION between The French Préfecture de Police at Cité, France Culture (the MINISTRY, not the music chain) and my SpoonSOR en France from 2010 to 2017, Dr. Johanne Grazia Poisson M.D./Biologist; and Mr. Poisson, i reiterate: it was never about “fucking your daughter”, she is the one who fucked me, ISSY-even-at-a-Holiday Inn, if you have any questions, ask Bruno’s boss at Cité (Sept. 2015).
Dear Nathalie, Eye understands that your little story of corruption at the École del Conservatoire National de Malesherbes en El 17éme will keep you busy all night, if not for the entire week. Courage, love!!! Suck’em Dry and don’t forget your vitamins.
https ://www .diapasonmag .fr /
Note to non-readers: the events depicted below are based on a true story, the names of the laboratories and their purpose have been changed to protect the nymphomaniacs at the Georges Pompidou Européenne Make-up Laboratoire.
a-la-une /trois-professeurs-du-conservatoire-de-milan-mis-en-examen-pour-corruption -34237 .html
Exceptionnel? You bet.
In Hilo, Hawaii, un Étranger is lynched by a mob of Maui locos enforcing the Locals Only surf policy at the beach.
† 1779 – James Cook 🇬🇧 is killed by Native 🏄🏽 🏝️ Hawaiians near Kealakekua on the Island of Hawaii.
From The Ministry: Freeze-dried opinions… Just add WaWa.
Across The Atlantic, the Legislative monkeys are on vacation, and on their yearly trek to Santiago de Compostela, or to The Mediterranean, or on Safari, but definitely, most definitely NOT in their districts when the NATIONAL Rifle for White Supremacy is paying their PER DIEM. Just ask Senator Ted Cancun.
Palais Garnier, home of The Phantom of the Opera, is now on Airbnb.
And Emily Munera, now that Öüï knows you like sex, Eye happened to have some left-over chocolate from the 12-theys of X-más, wadda’ ya say you get the fresas and we both take the opportunity to open up a bottle from Champagne 🇨🇵, or from Asti 🇮🇹 and send the cork over to Stein at Politico™.
In Colaboration with Heir, Bee and, Be at l’Opera Garnier.
³~. TangaJuani _ PhellEau que arma fortresses… The One With Good Teeth, o como dicen en Francia, an “AntiDentEye!!! ».
By The Numbers:
And Ms. Palm🌴er🌴, per your request today’s running numbers 🔢 are:
February the 14th is the 45TH THEY in them United States, and the winning lotto combo is as follows:
1️⃣,4️⃣8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣9️⃣
Told’ya all that there was pizza behind the Alien Shield.
RUN – HIDE
— FIGHT!!!
It’s another edition of The Saint Valentine’s MASSACRE in A Brave New World.
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In local news, Nathalie Piolé uncovers a “homework” cartel at the Paris Musique Conservatoire de Malesherbes…
Em# y Ly(s)… My love Nathalie is going to be working overtime at the lab, the orgy is going to last for at least a week, so now is your chance, unless, If You Want My Body and Ewe Think, you know… I’m Sexy go for it.
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From the makers of Stein’s Burnt Champagne Cork comes a new product:
STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE…
call in the next 36 hours
and get a cookie chewed-up by Griezmann.
STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE… Brown 🟤 up, fuckers.
O como dicen en CrOAsia:
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /la-quatre-saisons-n-est-pas-qu-une-pizza /souad-massi-6939936
Philadelphia: We Fell Love in a hopeless place, now is a homeless shelter, or something like that.
The smallest violin crying for that bass… 🎻 + 1
In local news, the prosecution in the U.S. v. Genaro GarCIA Luna has called their last witness and that’s it, The Chief’s celebrated as expected in Disneyland, because for all the bullshit about American jurisprudence, “membership” has it’s benefits.
Gooooo Navy! Sponsored by the Jeffersons in Paris…
In the mean time, Mercury wishes that her HighNess Dora don’t take this the wrong way, Öüï kindly remind you, bitches, that I am only a Messenger, Roger that?
Over at Franche-Musique… Those fucks go on strike for the right to play, “Fuck Your 64″, and Öüï déclare our love for pizza, but that’s only because Saskia went skinny-dipping’ in a Castillian aqueduct.
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Any thing you can play … I can skip like a fucking puddle.
Today’s lucky Ween’er of the birthday suit Laguna edition of the Captain Louis Renault Award for the Year of the Wabbit 🐇 is none other than our favorite pundit, Stephanie Ruhle and the producers of the post-BriWi Show 🎹🥃
— 1939 – Ray Manzarek, American singer-songwriter, keyboard player, and producer († 2013)
Turístico en décalage a Compostela.
But, first, Los Hijos de Andrés Manolopez el obrador, move to Arteaga², Coahuila (en la Madre Patria… Madre Patria es un oxímoron natural, la Madre Patria is the quintessential “Bull Dyke” de los países bajos), any how, los Hijos del Peje, nobles que son esos hijos de puta, se trasladan a un albergue turístico para ver cómo chingados plantar cacao en una zona árida.
²~. No confundir con Ar°Ti°eda° porque eso es aragonés, not from SPAIN, o como diría Juanito Guanabacoa, “La Madre Pat, ría.”
La idea no es nueva, esos hijos de puta, es decir los hijos de la primera esposa del presidente de México, no el hijo de la presidenta nacional del D.I.F., porque los niños no se tocan, esos cabrones ya habían echado a perder una selva con sus pinches mamadas empresariales, así son los nobles.
[Witty zinger remark 🕳️ goes here]
— 1502 – Isabella I 🇪🇸 issues an edict outlawing Islam 🕋 in the Crown 👑 of Castile 🏰, forcing virtually all her Muslim ☪️ subjects ♟️ to convert to Christianity ✝️. Over in Santiago, 🇨🇱 Chile gets a capital, and 🇪🇨Ecuador quitó en Quito el derecho a los 🇵🇪 peruchos de negarle a 🧬 CHARLES DARWIN 🇬🇧 el derecho de ⚓ merodear 🦤 en la Provincia 🗿 de 🐢 Galapagos.
Across The He Atlantic, it’s pigskin blues 💙
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