I’m telling y’all it’s SaboTage … It’s a S*C*A*M* Joint

Ladies in Gemini: MICROMÉGAS:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip … Eye have it on good authority to call this session Au⁷⁹, Gold, Niño Luc! Gold.

Let the record show that this blog, Armando Serrano Prieto, and I can’t speak for Micromégas, are in no way related to El Cerro Prieto, en Mexicali, but if you’re familiar with the Brave New World boys from Tecate, Baja California (norte) then you know that Öüï has been there.

Other than that Jean René, let’s not read what the RUMOROSA 🌬️ relayed… After Midnight follows.


It’s right there on the credits, and Mr. 🌴, that’s quite the list them cats got D.A.R.E., heck Eye reckon that there’s a ghost in that joint. Or is about to start squatting on the Second floor. Pay no attention to that freq., that’s all that ghost is, —pure fucking white noise, but very Réel if you benchmark that signal with The So-called “Havana Syndrome”.

Anyhow, David Romo (Ph.D. from a pretentious Italian University, or maybe it was Dutch, i forgot) talks about  “MetaHussrPhysics” from his ringside seat to a Romance from Durango, y no chingaderas, o algo así… ¡Alló SILVER, kimozabee?

A Caballo Vamo’ Ah Cuéncame, soy segunda generation Ejidatarios… Guajiro in the bay of pigs.


It’s a RéEL SºCºAºMº
It got’s to be!
little mediaBoy is there
With his faggety rolled-up 🗞️ gossip
and Shit.

And, sir, I met Micromégas and that interplanetary nigga’ owes me Five Bucks! Anyhow, Microman, say hello to the MiniMinuteman on the Archeology trip through La Rumorosa. Has anybody brought your inquisitive curiosity up to date, yet? Hace como dos o tres años ma’o menos, se Volarón a Voltaire. Montaigne still keeps his lips sealed 🤐… zipped, Eye tell Ya’!

Preliminary reports point to Florence Cassez, but that lead has been cleared by Ana Anabitarte at, Eye shit’s Ewe KNOT: El Universal de México 🥛✈️… Or maybe it was El Heraldo.

Sacré Frenchy ! — Kiss My Ass

Las tangas de Levi’s.

Inspired by the Bong of a Preacher Man, son, LOUIS XV proclaims that, Galileo Galilei, is in fact, The Motherfucking Sun, king.

Disclaimer : if you open the doors, you must let Em# in… Regardless if you are 64, don Calderón.

At the movies…


2003Iraq disarmament crisis: UNMOVIC Executive Chairman Hans Blix reports to the United Nations Security Council that disarmament inspectors have found no weapons of mass destruction in Ba’athist Iraq (Feb. 14).

1493 – While on board the Niña, Christopher Columbus writes an open letter (widely distributed upon his return to Portugal) describing his discoveries and the unexpected items he came across in the New World.


That Blonde There is 50 over 50 foot Tall, y’all… She’s like 1 Millon Years Old.

2023 – Raquel Welch, American actress and singer (b. 1940 B.C.) Heck! She’s still using pay telephones at Miami International.

The reason why Miami International is so shitty, is on account of the Little Havana Clan, terrorists! The Whole Bodega of them fucks! ALL OF EM#!!!

1928: Luis Posada Carriles, terrorista 🇺🇸 estadounidense 🇻🇪  ( 2018).

Behold… to celebrate the MémooooIre 📝 of Presidents They, we switch, IT! (motherfuckers), to the then Paris Mayor, Jacques “i eat cows intestines for breakfast in America, but Eye will never eat Cheese in San Francisco” Chirac, to bring you the news:

Perilous temptation from Da’Man,
o como dicen en La Maub:

https://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/14 /cultura /tentacion-suicida-del-poder


If only Today’s Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination.

And, Elise Jordan… You know the Rulhes, “Ewe got’s to pick up Évry stitch.”

Must Be The Season of The Witch ♠️

When Öüï returns it’s a NeW edition of the KaTia Phangs on the Thangs and other assorted colados entre collabos…

Casco d’Oro not included. Coma frutas y verduras and remember that porn is in the eye of the interpreter.

Dominion’s Pizza delivers a Layers Cake of I Told You So:

Fake Pineapple with questionable anchovies and compromised calamari on Deadline.

Rain drops are fallin’ on my Robot

And Reverend Al… did you know that  Burt Bacharach wrote a song for Vícente Fernández, Indeed! Reverend Al, Indeed. Saldy, Chente died before the record could be pressed, trou story.

Viejas feas

I sure hope you and Martin Luther III don’t hold my Charts against , you know I love your Mexican ass, but I am still not sure about that solidarity nepotist and his trip to Mexico this past September of 2022.

In Martin Luther’s defense, you, him and Jesse do have a stain with THE ANCIENT ALIEN theme at TAMA-Re ∴… but again, Öüi is not holding that against you or the other two, lesser reverends.

MARCHE DE LA FIDÉLITÉ – La Bastilla michoacana…
Calderón se souvient de sa Marche de la Loyauté : “la tradition était de la célébrer au château de Chapultepec”


https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/2/9 /calderon-recuerda-su-marcha-de-la-lealtad-la-tradicion-era-celebrarla-en-el-castillo-de-chapultepec-301838 .html

I bring this up, not to annoy you Reverend Al, but to remind the Programming Overlords at msNBC that when you participate in a 4-hour show about nothing you get nothing, so IF that mormon son of a bitch, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third is not going to say a peep about the man responsible for all of that Fentanyl and other assorted soft drugs like COCAINE crossing over to HUECO TANKS, from Samalayuca de Ahumada, then don’t complain about that on-going drug problematic in Biden’s house.

And for context, Reverend Al, I am about to complete a job application with for Vilma Fuentes’ paisana (from the Borderplex in Samalayuca/Tanks³) María Hinojosa and her Futuro Pelo enterprise… but to tell you the truth, I have no hope of even being considered for that coveted position in Harlem, because as we all know, those positions are gentrified by Ivy League or the New York Pinto League Alumni.

³~. Samalayuca Dunes in the State of Chihuahua and Hueco Tanks in Texas; for context, Futuro Media requires some references for the janitor job in Harlem and one of the sources that I chose was the former El Paso Bureau’s Associated Press correspondent, Alicia Caldwell, I met her on a golf cart inside of a Border Patrol Holding Tank Compound, on our way to an American Terrorist’s trial, his name is not relevant anymore, but let’s just say that he was not a fan of CAMILO CIENGUEGOS y los barbudos de Fidel… I never asked Alicia if she was a Baseball Fan, even though we both shared a floor at The El Paso Times newspaper of record… which like MSNBC, wanted nothing to do with SOUTH of THE BORDER issues, which where very, very, very Bloody at the Time, and Genaro García Luna was about to become the man in Charge of them federales marching into El PRONAF y la Avenida Lincoln en El Puente de Las Américas en Ciudad Juárez, —MERIDA PLAN. not the one Over the Panama Canal.

And besides, Reverend Al, if Futuro Media even dares to not read my footnotes and bibliographic real-time references she would not be invited again to Mika’s penthouse for dinner. That’s just the way FRENCH PEOPLE are, and as everybody in the whole-wide World knows, the minute that someone sets foot on The Fountain’s premises s\he\other immediatly turns into a fucking frog…

2 de febrero, 1905Ayn Rand, Russian-born American novelist and philosopher ( 1982)… actually, Ayn Rand didn’t die, and no, Alain Greenspan, no! For the last time Ayn Rand did not die and went to heaven, although she qualified as a canine (that bitch), she is right there next to you. Ayn Rand took over the body Andrea Mitchell.

And I Quote, Cookie 🍪 Monster:

Amphibians! The entire charco, including them TadPoles! Amphibians Eye tell Ya’!

L’unité de renseignement financier (UIF) du ministère des Finances

Why, why do you think, Reverend Al, that Baby Blue got axed off of the floor? Because Tiffany refused to stop outing people out… too bad “my prayer” never got to her… right now Tiffany Cross is dubbing Crystal Waters “Da-ra-dee Da-ra-dah” in Philadelphia, PA..

Which reminds me, an important quality for a janitor job in journalism is to ask them stinky questions, the kind of questions that linger for a while in the back of someone’s head, por ejemplo PENILEY, maybe I am off the 375-Loop in Antony, New Mexico, but is “La Hinojosa” invited to ABU DABHI on that Mika over 50 show? Or was she given the working at a Sonic Burger drive-thru in Texas, in the role of a co-worker of PARIS HILTON at the end of a shift?

Sonic Burger context follows from Paris.

Full-disclosure, Rev. Al, I was contemplating finishing this process for Peniley and Hinojosa by February 1st, for no particular reason, really, but if you make an effort not to scroll down this blog, you will be forgiven for not noticing that I am Blacker than Ewe, just like that Île-de-France Authority fellow who caught me without that STEIN’s Burnt (champagne) Cork on my face… must have been the light on that damn Wabbit.

³~. Any how, Reverend Al, getting back to the SAMALAYUCA/TANKS international line, Alicia had just stepped out of the Plane and into the Heat of Montana Avenue and she wanted to know about the where to go and what to do in the region besides “Chico’s Tacos” or “las maquilas de cristal²“.

²~. Carlos Fuentes, “La Frontera de Cristal“:
https ://archive .org /stream /La Frontera De Cristal Carlos Fuentes /LaFronteraDeCristal _djvu .txt

Romance in El Chamizal… SIX DEGREES of Adolfo López Mateos


— “Qué bonito reloj, señor Presidente ».

Anne Marie Mergier* to former Mexican president, Manuel Àvila Camacho

John 🇮🇪 Fritesgerald 🇺🇸 Kennedy to his homologous homeboy south of Paisano 🇲🇽/🇺🇸 Drive :

Adolfo López Matón
Mexican Constitutional C.I.A. agent.

https ://www .excelsior .com .mx /opinion /mario-melgar /2013/05/07 /897765

December 1, 1958 – November 30, 1964


³~. Programa Nacional Fronterizo, the Original “FRONTCHI” license plate de la calle STANTON, en El Paso, Texas..

Note to professor Alain Rouquié 🇫🇷 :

Ni modo que Víctor Manuel Quintana Silveyra me deje mentir, el profesor por muy mocho y PANista que se haya convertido is from Chihuahua, and Chihuahuitas as loud as they bark, are not liers liars, Chihuahuitas are LEGIT little fellows¹, any how, professor Rouquié, that’s a solid enough reason of why “El Vic”, as his then political colleagues referred to Dr. Quintana could not let Mí lie,  but mostly because I sat through his Cátedra about the Mexican Political PANorama of 1850 to 2012, designed for BoBos at la bendita’ Sorbonne’s Annex², which happens to be in front of Sciences Po at the IHEAL, casi esquina con Le Basile.

Wit D.A.T., in mind…

Live from Torreón, it’s Ciro Gómez LerDo, starring, yet again, The Pinche C.I.A. and “All The President’s Peoples”… Ojo, Rapha Moran, because Eye can link in less than THREE BEATS a “El Moro” ÁVILA con el présidente mexicano (MANUEL) que le otorgó “la palanca” a tu madrina* en la APRO (proceso magazine) when she was a recent arrival from La Alliance Française à CHAPULTEPEC.

*~. Anne Marie Mergier


[Fester the copy editor, redacts]

— By the time that the AP correspondant had figured out the charm of Hueco Tanks, the French dame who used to peddle the Ciudad Juárez’ “maquiladora twin city report” for The El Paso Times had dropped her sleuth instincts and traded them for a benevolent pay check at a local NGO foundation who looked out for the health and legal well being of undocumented border crossers.

Over on Texas Drive, the wife of the U.S. Border Patrol’s Chief of Communication was their star reporter, and of course the 🇪🇦 EFE 🇪🇦 string cheese reporter at the El Diario de Juárez hub in Samalayuca-en-Dunas.

It’s 2005 and the CONNECTION to LEE HARVEY OSWALD is locked-up in a Border Patrols holding tank on the Road to Horizonte and Hueco Tanks on Montana Avenue and I am the AFP string 🧵 in your HILOS ‘fly on the WALL 🧱’.


Note to RFPP 106.3 fm Paris:

Dear, communists del consumerismo solidario afrancesado (Emisión AMERICAS and the Juanito Guanabacoa SHOW) please relay to your Spanish broadcasters to feel free to COPY my text for their sometimes “political” and sometimes “es_pecta–culos” show en, “Aquí somos, aquí estamos” de SoFy Velasco.

³~. Listen up Coqsuckers 🇫🇷 at radio france international:

Let Mí Take Ewe Down
‘CUS!!! Eye is going to
Strawberry Dunas…
🌯 En Villa Ahumada.

🌬️ I bet Freddy Cats didn’t think that Öüï, that motherfucker, could re-load his, Freddy’s not mine, little boulangerie cholos of 2011 á Montreuil–sous–Peaches Fields 🍑.

“Die, die my darling”… Bambi is dead and Teenie Tiny Cat’s Full Dress Parade Continues after a word from our sponsors…

Virgil’s Records present:

Only for inadaptados… A very Special Weekend Edition continues in honor of Teenie Tiny Cat for properly standing his post until properly being Relieved. Right now it’s After Midnight in Central Europe Time, and Jerry Only has commissioned a Tijuana Brass tribute band to do the honors for Luis Posada Carriles “escalator–down” theme song. When we [the staff] return, it’s Laughter’s Mom segment of this Full Dress Parade, sponsored by Ms. Dior—en Espagnolarre, guapa!

Ceremonial Award — it’s Showtime

TimeStamp: 09:30 hours in Central Siren Den Time

… sadly, before Division Command opens the award ceremony in honor of Teeny Tiny Cat for Standing his Post until properly being Relieved we [the staff] observe a minute of silence for the Sixth communicator that lost his life in Mexico. Once again, impunity disguised as “there’s nothing to be seen here” took the life of yet another Journalist; this time around, Héctor González Antonio, 40 years of age, was beaten to death in Victory City, in the state of Tamaulipas.

En México ni el Tiempo pasa… en México no pasa nada.

Actual TimeStamp in Ciudad Victoria, Tamaulipas, is the Third Hour of the Last day of May of 2018… meanwhile near Buckingham palaceoh, What a Wonderful World for a Karimewife of Javier “jarocho” Duarte.

El trabajo periodístico no tiene mucha ciencia. Basta con ser buen reportero para cumplir con la chamba. Pero eso sí tiene su chiste. Un buen reportero tiene fuentes confiables, a las que puede llamar sin que duden de él. Fuentes bien informaras. Y Héctor siempre sabía a quién buscar”… Pascal Beltrán del Río, en: Bitácora del Director en Excelsior; Miércoles 30 de mayo.  }—~~~\*> Esperemos… que en el OTRO CASO “DUARTE”, Londres NO SEA como El Paso, Texas.

TimeStamp: Who Knows… ask the Quantic Soul Orchestra, who are spinning right now on the turn tables of Minnie Miny Cat —Welcome, who would have thunk it, eh… that the Very Same STATE that Luis Posada Carriles used to illegally enter into the U.S. to plan, yet another “hit” on Fidel, would have probably been the beginning of his down fall, but ‘BAMBI’ would prove two things, one, that There’s No God in Mexico; and two, that he had friends in ‘High Level Places’, and thus, he literally made a mockery of those precious Immigration Laws and-oh-by—THE GÜEY, ‘bambigot away with dozens of murders —all in the Name of The United States of America— Yes he did, George Doub-eh-YA Bush… you cleared him.

For the record: this frame was originally posted on November of 2016 during Fidel’s funeral procession… the following is the original cutline: Foto de Intermedio… foto debe de ser reemplazada con la foto de el terrorista [“Anti-Castro militant] Luis Posada Carriles. The one where the terrorist is being led by Federal US Marshals into the Texas District Court, in El Paso, Texas. It’s from 2007. | For additional information ask TIME magazine what happens “When America’s Ally is a Terrorist.” For the RECORD: la foto ya fue reemplazada.

TimeStamp: 3 Bandits
at 18h41 in
Central Siren Time
with Minnie Miny Cat scratching them Vibes.
“Yeah Baby”.

Intermedio antes de El Rally

Caballero Luis Posada Carriles:

Hoy aprendí que…
Los franceses inventaron:
los Intermedios.

Hola Bambi,
¿Me recuerdas? Yo fui el que con un lente te disparó allá en la salida de prisioneros de una corte federal de los Estados Unidos. Yo fui el que te plasmó [para toda tu vida] esposado, escoltado y detrás de las rejasin Old El Paso. ¿Te imaginas, Bambi, lo que pudo haber pasado si en lugar de haber querido ser un fotógrafo profesional yo me hubiese adquirido [durante mi corta carrera militar] el Identificador de franco tirador a las Habilidades Adicionales de mi MOS? [ASI por sus siglas en Inglés].

[Audio file might follow]

Yo no me lo puedo imaginar, y creo que es por una sola razón, y te advierto, Bambi, de que es diametralmente opuesta, a las declaraciones que el señor Enrique Encinosa hace en frente de una videograbadora. Dicho de otra manera, en el amor no se valen los divorcios dolosos ¡y en la guerra! No se debe de permitir ni la tortura y ni tampoco una sola víctima civil. Y tú, Bambi, eres del mismo pensar que los talibanes, los daesch, los skinheads, el ku-klux-clan, el estado islámico; los sicarios, y los narcos.

Seré breve: nadie sabe cuándo, a cada quién, individualmente le toca. Igual, en el próximo teclado [mientras uno teclea] un infarto nos pueda importunar. Pero mientras eso pasa, te comento, Bambi, de que si a usted [señor terrorista] lo hubiese visitado primero la muerte, dudo mucho que la prensa, afuera de “little Havana” lo hubiese celebrado. A lo mejor, la AFP* hubiese rellenado algún rincón de los llamados “News Aggregators”.

Sin más, quiero imaginar que la ira que usted dirigió en contra de mi single réflex aquella mañana en Tejas, se rebotó allí mismo y por la tarde [de ese mismo día] ya se había convertido en un respiro para los parientes, los amigos y porqué no decirlo, alguno que otro cubano o hasta italiano que perdió a algún ser querido ante sus “atentados patriotas”.

NOTE from THE EDITOR of this MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL blog. This Frame [as promised] has now been updated… Tenny Tiny Cat has now Been Properly Relieved from Duty; TimeStamp is noted on the Bottom-Right hand corner of these screen-grabs… Dear: AFP, hope that you don’t mind, because after all this is just as they say in Havana… Un Uso Justo de Todos Los Medios; say hello to your 2011-2012 Latin American news division team in Paris; thank you for your support!

Foto de Intermedio… foto [de Teeny Tiny Cat] debe de ser reemplazada con la foto de el terrorista [“Anti-Castro militant] Luis Posada Carriles. The one where the terrorist is being led by Federal US Marshals into the Texas District Court, in El Paso, Texas. It’s from 2007. | For additional information ask TIME magazine what happens “When America’s Ally is a Terrorist.” || Foto de Teeny Tiny Cat por armando segovia / segoviaspixes (2005—2018). Creative Commons_ShareAlike-CopyLeft.

P.S.: did you know that the French invented the Wires?


Time-Delayed invitation to an awards ceremony held in honor of Teeny Tiny Cat for properly following his General Orders; today is the Last day of May of 2018 and we [the staff] head over to the Mexican State of TAMAULIPAS, where the arrest ordeal of AMERICA’s OWN TERRORIST began in 2005.