Sacré Frenchy ! — Kiss My Ass

Las tangas de Levi’s.

Inspired by the Bong of a Preacher Man, son, LOUIS XV proclaims that, Galileo Galilei, is in fact, The Motherfucking Sun, king.

Disclaimer : if you open the doors, you must let Em# in… Regardless if you are 64, don Calderón.

At the movies…


2003Iraq disarmament crisis: UNMOVIC Executive Chairman Hans Blix reports to the United Nations Security Council that disarmament inspectors have found no weapons of mass destruction in Ba’athist Iraq (Feb. 14).

1493 – While on board the Niña, Christopher Columbus writes an open letter (widely distributed upon his return to Portugal) describing his discoveries and the unexpected items he came across in the New World.


That Blonde There is 50 over 50 foot Tall, y’all… She’s like 1 Millon Years Old.

2023 – Raquel Welch, American actress and singer (b. 1940 B.C.) Heck! She’s still using pay telephones at Miami International.

The reason why Miami International is so shitty, is on account of the Little Havana Clan, terrorists! The Whole Bodega of them fucks! ALL OF EM#!!!

1928: Luis Posada Carriles, terrorista 🇺🇸 estadounidense 🇻🇪  ( 2018).

Behold… to celebrate the MémooooIre 📝 of Presidents They, we switch, IT! (motherfuckers), to the then Paris Mayor, Jacques “i eat cows intestines for breakfast in America, but Eye will never eat Cheese in San Francisco” Chirac, to bring you the news:

Perilous temptation from Da’Man,
o como dicen en La Maub:

https://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/14 /cultura /tentacion-suicida-del-poder


If only Today’s Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination.

And, Elise Jordan… You know the Rulhes, “Ewe got’s to pick up Évry stitch.”

Must Be The Season of The Witch ♠️

When Öüï returns it’s a NeW edition of the KaTia Phangs on the Thangs and other assorted colados entre collabos…

Casco d’Oro not included. Coma frutas y verduras and remember that porn is in the eye of the interpreter.

Dominion’s Pizza delivers a Layers Cake of I Told You So:

Fake Pineapple with questionable anchovies and compromised calamari on Deadline.

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