Finnish Bombs yo te Quiero infinito
Yo ti’QuiEro–oh mi Corazön.
In local news, la =Ñ= en La Prefécture de Police, un tal Laurent, got a warm and bloody rentré Welcome at the Kiosko de Châtelet, and all that this fool will note is that the red lines running down a skinny pale b-boy’s spine was a sight to be cleaned.
HEI!
HEI! 🇫🇮
Time now, La Sorbonne is having it’s its homecoming ceremony and The Clooney is off limits.
Only fo’FoolZ, Dan.
Only a Fool Would Say D.A.T., period! 🇺🇸
En París, Francia, it’s the First They of The Rest of Your Préfecture 📐 🇬🇧 and over at Pearl 🛩️ Harbor 💥 it’s Primetime, —off-course.
👑 🦇 y 🐕
It came to pass, that The Holy See in ROMA could no longer solve their financial obligations, CaNaDa 🇨🇦 was playing the role of Pontius Pilotos and in Argentina Cristiana Kirchner no cantaba tan mal las rancheras en el IHEAL de Saint-Germain des Prës, y por eso —a Lo mejor, je ne sé, Paz– por eso / esa razón don Bergoglio 🇦🇷 turned the Virgen de Guadalupe Chapel at Notre Dame de Paris, into a METH Factoría.
Previously on Bulls One Parade: Turkey is below the Horizon, Peacock aussi.
Season 33, Episode 1 Stolen Cars and Firearms… CANCELLED
The Televisa Foundation however, picks up the reality show in a new LATIN US TV titled:
Autos Chocolate on the Fast & Furious Track.
Dear, Adrienne Elrod, please inform The Lincoln’s Project, Steve Schmitt, that we [the staff] don’t mind him using our lingo to bash on Corrupt cops, have at it… nice touch on the pineapples by the sink, say D.A.R.E. Mr. Schmitty, are you a Sponge Bob fan or are you just happy to take a cue from Mí.
🎶 Bad cops bad cops
Whatcha’gonna do
whatcha’gonna do
when they come for you
Bad cops bad cops…
How About YOU, MSNBC,
will you be reconsidering your weekend LOCK-UP programming BARR? Or, will you, Phil Griffith* move your Reality Answer To C.O.P.S. on FOX, to your new Peacock on-demand… AND on DeadLINE.
* La Hache, Seth Meyers… es muda
We’ll always have Tillicum, WA .:. 1EA5847F-C533-4D60-B348-7BE252AC7558 👮🏻♂️
And for the record, Mr. L.L. McKelvey, if you follow the T.R.A.I.L. of tears, perhaps you will discover that the REPUBLICAN STRATEGY to counter the democratic side of the aisle with regards to a police reform bill following the death of Brother Floyd, is a dude by the name of Tim Scott (R–S.C.), Eye is wondering, Mr. Tha God, if that motherfucker is Black, charred or just toasted–on–top, since you seem to be the authority on this matter.
Time now for The Last Word before the Oh Five Hundred hours in Central Nato Times. Happening right now, Eddie Gloude Jr., is framing a new book which explains why Cristòfor Colom‘s statues in the United States ended up charred, headless and, submerged in lakes. Según, el profe Eduardo Gloude Junior, la historia hasta este preciso punto en la tierra anglosajona que por ser excepcional decidió acaparar todo territorio hasta llegar a HAWAII, ha sido una mentira, which brings us to our staple Public Service Announcement:
Coming up in the programming .:. 92065F8F-8CC1-4DC9-995D-321C4D4FDCB0 🍍 Michael Moore joins the anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics, known as Furries, at the Seth Meyers attic… perverts. • Deer, Keyleigh McEnany, wanna crash an orgie? Eye know a place and you can “undergirth” all you want à volonté.
… so, Mr. Meyer, squirrels in the attic, eh‽ Is D.A.T. what you are calling your Sexual Speakeasy? Check it out Sethy Boy, Eye knows “Three Cool Cat’s”:
Well up came that first cool cat,
He said: man look at that. Man do you see what I see?
Well I want that middle chick,
I want that little chick.
Hey man, save one chick for me.
Over, at The DeadLine after hours Saloon, The Wallace is rendering the Sheik of Araby with the aid if Incubus… and for some unexplainable reason Peter Baker from The New York Times is not amused.
Mantequilla’s Delirium .::. 1C373F36-E2B6-4ADB-B3BD-90150234297E 🏄🏽♂️ 🌋 Dear, Steve Schmitt; don’t look now but the totem Stitch behind you just found a place on a pundit’s neck.
I am Thirteen (original colonies) and this is Reddit for Mí.
Deer, Cousin Joe… Sir, do you and Mike Barnicle think that after Peter Baker reflects on the White Guilt for the African diaspora, that the MorJo Vice Squad can say a little prayer for me. Sincerely, Evo, yes I am—Eye am Man!
Anyhow Rachel Maddow, you didn’t think your producers would get off easy for last Friday’s tantrum, now did ya’?… of Corse you did. Any how, this is still a Law & Order episode, but we are now going to dive–in into the syndication realm, you know: the re-runs.
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It’s 3 o’Clock in Camden, New Jersey, and this an inter•mission for Leslie Jones.
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No pun intended … but, deer Charlamagne Tha God, “Take Five” then BREATHE, —motherfucker— and call my Agent in the morning on PST. .::. 39339D4D-47F7-414E-9082-7F60647C5C52 🏄🏽♂️ Jumping to conclusions is so… trumpian. —_•!•_— In Context: Earlier in the transmission before “Tuesday was Gone” with the wind, Ari Melber had the day off and Stephanie “La Pundita” Ruhle filled in the “Fall the fuck back” section of The BEAT. During the “Fall Back” segment, a known radio host (of this most non–consequential blog) was summoned by The Producers of that show, to give his remarks on the final respects to the fallen George Floyd, who as the entire world, except the good people from the great state of Missouri know that his life was Snuffed on youtube for all to see. Mr. McKelvey, the off–stage name of Charlemagne The God, suggested during a heated exchange with Ms. Ruhle, that the Trump administration didn’t have any African Americans in it’s close circle; suggesting in one breath (no pun intended) that Joe Biden was right when he told the entire nation, except the great State of South Carolina, that if youse Black and vote for Trump you ain’t from WAKANDA!
It’s 1 a..m. in New York, New York and 7 p.m. in Central Europe At the BEAT with Stephanie Ruhle, Charlamagne “Lenard” Tha Godjust confirmed that the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development is not Black… giving Biden a free ghetto pass. Any güey, Ms. Ruhle, your eyes are going to roll off’them beautiful jeepers sockets.
Meanwhile, Brian Williams, what is up with that walk of shame, and where, please TELL MÍ WHERE can Eye score one of those portable “Eddy Currents” police band scramblers?
One thing for sure Michael Steele is that the branding of the President of them united states of america and the parallel events South of The Border make for some “beautiful” Venn Diagrams.
And, Brian, here’s a SAMPLE that Eye wish D.A.T. the United States of America does not take as a cue from the Mexican United States and which, Michael Steele, loops u.s. back to The Rachel Maddow Show, check it out Cousin Joe here’s the breakdown for the All–American peacock team:
Now you’ve heard about the A.A.R. acronym, [Law & Order sound effect goes here] it’s K.N.O.T. one of those (punto y coma) it’s more of a “backwards stepping” reconstruction of the events.
And, as we “Indian foot-step it” like the young Danny Torrence at the Overlook Hotel’s labyrinth please take this Egyptian coincidence Vase (⚱️) and place, IT!, in the back-burner.
So, A.M. Joy suits you all up an makes you look all dapper looking and all of a sudden you got a point to motherfucking make!
If Eye was a nigga … wait for it, WAIT.
Nigga, it better be a recollection. Eye is going to take a nap now, wake up–then masturbate (to clear the pipes) and Eye Will Be Listening to your rap, nigga. So, sleep tight (motherfucker), because it’s just Nine o’Clock in New York, New York… at the Paris underground (Sir) it’s 3 in Tha Mow’r–ning.
It’s Two o’Clock, in Central Europe Time.
First, the News.
As the United States quickly approaches another milestone, the 100,000 deaths from the COVID–19 pandemic, Donald John Trump, the 45th President of The United States spent part of Saturday playing golf in Virginia, while the “merchants of doubt*” begin to cue the MAGA cult about fake Coronavirus deaths… or something like that.
In-house Advertorial.
Oh, hey Jack Dorsey, you French bobo-looking sonofavitch! Happy Memorial Day Weekend. You know what the good thing about this most non–consequential blog is? Of course you don’t, —motherfucker— because the fip Sirens don’t read this blog,
[hey Suzy, my heart still belongs to you even if you went ahead and cut MONTY Alexander on the third copla of Bob Marley’s “Stir it up” last night before the start of Club Jazzàfip… way to Scratch D.A.T. Up!mi negra]
anygüey, Mr. Dorsey (Sir, S.V.P.) Eye was thinking that a most excellent way to spend the Spare Change that Twitter™️ makes from every motherfucking Donald John Trump túit, would be by purchasing THE ENTIRE SECTION “A” of the national newspaper of your choice and print THE Entire “First 100,000” victims of the COVID–19 pandemic and dedicate it to The Entire STAFF (not the workers, but the sycophantic Staff) at The White House.
COME ON, nigga! Think About, IT!… it will be like an “indelible tattoo” for the Administration’s worst FAILURE.
Deer, Charla Magda “daGad”, pease wait one (motherfucker) while we [the staff, of this here motherfucking blog, which The Breakfast Club is never going to read] give my Nigga Avi Velshi a BullworthShoutout: Whoof—WHOOF!
Oh, Hey A.M. Joy… there’s a dead hooker in Rick Wilson’s armoire .::. 2B3E926B-BC28-496D-97A7-DE06F044419E 🦵🏻… but seriously, “that question [about] what makes Black people black,” dice mi negro Larry Lenard, —you know— “that’s a discussion for Black people to have [you know] and a White man is not « qualified » to haveD.A.T. [d.a.r.e] discussion,” according to The Breakfast Club co-host, Charlamagne tha God. Hey, Lenard, The Brat Pack called: They Want Their “detention” record BACK!
Indeed sir, ain’t no motherfucker worried about no motherfucking ‘dog fight’ between an SR–71/72 and a MiG–25 Rs when motherfucking Mike Pompeo is trying to have The GodDamned STATE DEPARTMENT do the work of the World Health Organization and motherfucking Donald Trump is musing about restarting the Bikini Atoll program.
Any how, Charla (that D.a.R.e break down of your artistic callsign is an OUTFRONT translation to the CHAT that you had with Erin Burnett on “the” CNN’s; for the The French Urban dictionary record a ‘chat’ is also a pussy… CAT), you can’t have it both GüEyS, mi negro.
WISDOM (1933) by Lee LAW•Rie; Art Deco ICON… a re-interpretation .::. 9F5BB8DA-0D85-4E2B-9D45-EFBAC34AE866 🗣 For additional information visit the “cool kids” table at 30 Rock in Manhattan.
… In-house advertisement:
Deer, Joshua Johnson… “do you mind, not being a Mowtor?”
p. 426: Il faut aller à Dieu par l’Eglise? PENSÉES de Pascal
Now, Mr. Tha God, before Eye spend the remaing part of the night (here in Central NATO Times) deconstructing your post-Biden interview, be advised that this, motherfucker, is your second strike. What Eye means to say is that you, Sir, are the same sonofavitch that questioned Senator Harris (D–CA) about being black enough to listen to the Digital Underground, or Tupac, or even Diddy… ‘member D.A.T. Lenard?
Tha God .::. 93CAB4B3-C4E8-44AF-B2FE-3FF2600DA1BA 🐝 Biden’s Bottom Bitch.
And, before my Nigga, Eddie Gloude Jr., professor [one–each] gets his boxers up in a bunch, and by boxers Eye means his canine companions, not the motherfucking speedos that he wears, don’t you pull no Cotton-Picking-Picker angle on Mí, because contrary to all the motherfuckers at South Central (in El Lay) Eye actually knows what it’s like to pick cotton under the burning sun; granted, Eye was not a slave, but Eye was a Junior High student in Durango (MX) in an E.T.A. school turned E.S.T., and Eye did not get paid for every KILOpizcado, but Eye did get an “A” for a final grade in Agricultura, so unless you know what bending your back to fill a bale feels like, don’t you go pulling your Cultural Luggage on Mí. TO PUT IT IN MORE CONTEMPORARY TERMS, Lenard, Eye am not a Bracero, and you, Sir, are not a Slave, and, because Eye is most certain that the REVEREND Al Sharpton does not read this most non-consequential blog, you probably can’t begin to comprehend why EVEN though i, armando segovia, was BORN in California (U.S. of A.), Eye am not a Chicano, my Brother, no Sir, —not with Bracero and “wet-back*” blood running through my veins.
* Even though “Aztlán” is ours… do–you–know what Eye’m saying Brother-Man?
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Must show Rick Wilson’s “dead hooker” section of this most non–consequential section of The Motherfucking TEST:
One of u.s. .::. 1A08D1F1-F432-4276-B616-CD7A1D27580B 🛐 What if 💲 Was One Of u.s.
