A sneek peek at the 97th Academy Awards opening scene

The scene, from a recently burned down movie theater in Toluca Lake denotes the mood of the good people of Silverlake and captures the state of things in the United States of America. Enjoy the musical. It’s sponsored by THE SILK ROAD and The American Nazi Party from Redlands, California.

Tonight’s feature is narrated by Orson Welles who is sitting on the shady side of Las Ventas, and who along with a bunch of Spaniards watches the grotesque sequence happening in front of their very eyes, citizen Kane is appalled, the bullfighter is fighting “Tijuana Orthodox Style” and the bull can’t stick. Henry Mancini leads la banda and the Plaza Judge just admonished mister Mancini for daring to open La Corrida with the Theme of The Pink Panther (the Mann’s 🏎️  Chinese Theatre version, no less) instead of Herb Albert’s “The Lonely Bull” bugle call.

Still to come, a kid shot his classmates today.

And starring as Dora The explorer: Pundita Bonita

Never mind The Bollocks, BREXIT has left The Onion.

And starring as La Negra*

 

*~. 🇦🇷 Mercedes Sosa interpreting El canto de 🇬🇹Rigoberta Menchu:

1876: The U.S. recommends all native tribes to evacuate themselves to the land assigned to them by the Washington commanders.

🃏 — we now return to our Strip Texas Hold’Em# Poker Stars 🤩.

 

Mientras tanto en 🇬🇹 Guatemala, white phosphorus is better than pyres, and this is where 🇵🇪 Dora 🇺🇸 meets “Condorito”, whose spirit recently left the Dallas Metropolitan Zoo on under 🙈  mysterious 🙊 circumstances, hilarity 🐒 ensues when a quirky Colomboesque* type with a pair of solid ❤️ hearts ❤️walks into The Fountain at the Rockefeller/Comcast Rainbow Lounge.

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*~. Of, “The Never Ending Story”, “Just One More Thing”, Falk 🕵️.

1980:  Guatemala City …several political dissidents and indigenous peasants storm and take control of the 🇪🇸 Spanish embassy to protest against the genocidal treatment that the local natives called 🗿 The Mayas are going through.

Just some good ‘ol boys…

🗿~. Actual “Maya” stoner head according to the PANCHO VILLA CODEX.

At noon the Guatemalan police enter the embassy and proceed to burn the indigenous locals with white phosphorus. 36 die inside of the SPANISH embassy.

1922 : la police 🇪🇸 espagnole disposera de 💨 gaz asphyxiants, 🐕‍🦺 de chiens, de 📯 sifflets et de ♣️ gourdins métalliques faciles à utiliser.

Two people survive, one being the 🇪🇸embajador Máximo Cajal López (1935-2014) and the 🇬🇹 peasant Gregorio Iujá-Shoná (who will be kidnapped from his hospital bed on the same night and TORTURED by a Guatemalan version of Juanito Guanabacoa, until GREGORIO dies).

https ://asegovia3 .com /2018/08/24 /coming-up-dead-elvis/

Cover letter, o como dicen los franceces-es-es, Motivational Mémoire for the job of janitor³ at Futuro Media.

Con la ausente participation de Amanditititita²… Día 🇪🇸 e en la ñ del Instituto Cervantes y el ayuntamiento del Distrito Federal en los 🇲🇽 EEUUMM.

 

³~. As a pre-cursor to the so-called “dreamer” generation in France (2011-now) i can attest that one must be FRENCH to get a job in media (anywhere in the Globe)… and there’s a reason for that.

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Hold a bachelor’s degree in FrancoPhonies studies from the HEROIC University of Veracruz ☄️.

¹~. 💥 2013 –in 🇲🇽 Mexico City an explosion occurs in the ⛽ PEMEX 💸 Executive 🐭 Tower , leaving a total ☠️ 36 dead and 🤕 100 wounded.

Just the facts – Dora, are you now, or have you ever been a “terraka” del Sendero de Lumière en Saint—Germaine-des-Press de la rue Guillaume ?

 

elDorado¹ de 🦁 Sciencespo 🦊, featuring 🇲🇽 Alejandro Poiré as Harrison Phord in the role of an archeologist at the Bibliothèque public d’infomercials (sans social media) Georges Pompidou; musical guest, ALICE COOPER.

1977 – en París se inaugura el Centro Pompidou… ¿en dónde está la biblioteca?

Dear, Antonia and Janice, the answer to the opening question of your Dora l’Exploradora popularity contest is always, Frida. Not J.Lo, not. Not Dora, — it’s Frida 💅, period…

In this section of the plan Öüï covers a review of a Latinx “oldie but goodie” from the same WASP executives at Nickelodeon  that brought you Jimmy Neutron and, … [pause] … —BLEU Clues!!! 🐶.

Only a fool would say that, Dan… solo un tonton diría eso, Dora.

2020 🇬🇧 The United Kingdom’s membership within the 🇪🇺 European Union ceases in accordance with Article 50, after 47 years of being a member state.

 

Give a monkee a mirror and he’ll think he’s Dorian Gray, eh!

Good morning Y’all—today is Friday, the 11th of May of 2018, and the good thing about this Blog, ‘compadrito’, is that the 45th President of the united states, no lo lee; el muy PUTUS, ¡eh!

Dorian el mono… Yup, the good thing about this most inconsecuential blog is that Donald Trump doesn’t read this blog. In anycase, a very unorthodox strategy to get peace and three hostages released from the North Korean regime, congratulations, and what a move of bringing’em in at 03 hundred hours, Sir. Classy move; now motherfucker we [the people] hope that Ewe know how to play Sanyou Qi, or “Three Friends Chess,” eh!

Welcome… it’s time for The Mother of all Weekend Editions with Special Guest, Manuel Rodríguez Sánchez in the role of Adrien Brody.

There’s a loose bull in the sky, and Morante de La Puebla traded in his Traje de Luces and his Estoque for Orion the Hunter’s Greek Hoplite and a short sword para Cuadrarse en Close-Quarter Combat… toe–2–Tow—Baby! Toe—to—Toe, con El Toro orbital.


Glosario:

Coso: Bullring

Cuadrarse: When a combatant stands in front of the face of the opponent; on the other hand when the opponent stands still but firm.

Diestro: Any skilled practitioner of an art or a trade, but it is usually reseved for the Best Matadores of all time in bullfighting.

Estoque: A sword specifically designed for a Diestro that can strike a bull on the crest and drive it straight to the animal’s heart; in the wrong hands, the bull has to horns specifically designed to go into a belligerant human’s gut, or Culo.

Hoplite: Greeks warrior‘s outfit

Manolete: Best Diestro of los Cosos of the old school.

Morante de La Puebla: Lo mejor del actual momento en cualquier Ruedo.

Ruedo: Round or oval space where the bullfight takes place between Talking monkees and Mooing bovines.

Traje de luces: guess!