Never mind The Bollocks, BREXIT has left The Onion.
*~. 🇦🇷 Mercedes Sosa interpreting El canto de 🇬🇹Rigoberta Menchu:
— 1876: The U.S. recommends all native tribes to evacuate themselves to the land assigned to them by the Washington commanders.
Mientras tanto en 🇬🇹 Guatemala, white phosphorus is better than pyres, and this is where 🇵🇪 Dora 🇺🇸 meets “Condorito”, whose spirit recently left the Dallas Metropolitan Zoo
on under 🙈 mysterious 🙊 circumstances, hilarity 🐒 ensues when a quirky Colomboesque* type with a pair of solid ❤️ hearts ❤️walks into The Fountain at the Rockefeller/Comcast Rainbow Lounge.
https ://www .nytimes .com /2023 /01/22 /us /dallas-zoo-vulture-dead .html
*~. Of, “The Never Ending Story”, “Just One More Thing”, Falk 🕵️.
† 1980: Guatemala City …several political dissidents and indigenous peasants storm and take control of the 🇪🇸 Spanish embassy to protest against the genocidal treatment that the local natives called 🗿 The Mayas are going through.
🗿~. Actual “Maya” stoner head according to the PANCHO VILLA CODEX.
At noon the Guatemalan police enter the embassy and proceed to burn the indigenous locals with white phosphorus. 36 die inside of the SPANISH embassy.
Two people survive, one being the 🇪🇸embajador Máximo Cajal López (1935-2014) and the 🇬🇹 peasant Gregorio Iujá-Shoná (who will be kidnapped from his hospital bed on the same night and TORTURED by a Guatemalan version of Juanito Guanabacoa, until GREGORIO dies).
https ://asegovia3 .com /2018/08/24 /coming-up-dead-elvis/
Cover letter, o como dicen los franceces-es-es, Motivational Mémoire for the job of janitor³ at Futuro Media.
³~. As a pre-cursor to the so-called “dreamer” generation in France (2011-now) i can attest that one must be FRENCH to get a job in media (anywhere in the Globe)… and there’s a reason for that.
Hold a bachelor’s degree in FrancoPhonies studies from the HEROIC University of Veracruz ☄️.
¹~. 💥 2013 –in 🇲🇽 Mexico City an explosion occurs in the ⛽ PEMEX 💸 Executive 🐭 Tower , leaving a total ☠️ 36 dead and 🤕 100 wounded.
elDorado¹ de 🦁 Sciencespo 🦊, featuring 🇲🇽 Alejandro Poiré as Harrison Phord in the role of an archeologist at the Bibliothèque public d’infomercials (sans social media) Georges Pompidou; musical guest, ALICE COOPER.
— 1977 – en París se inaugura el Centro Pompidou… ¿en dónde está la biblioteca?
In this section of the plan Öüï covers a review of a Latinx “oldie but goodie” from the same WASP executives at Nickelodeon that brought you Jimmy Neutron and, … [pause] … —BLEU Clues!!! 🐶.
— 2020 🇬🇧 The United Kingdom’s membership within the 🇪🇺 European Union ceases in accordance with Article 50, after 47 years of being a member state.