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Literally la “ñ” no lleva tilde, the hovering glyph above its arch es « innommable »

Take This Job and Shove it, literally in Green, now tell Mí, LA-minor, what can Brown do for Ewe?

Any güey, Gustavo, bienvenido al club del lugar en donde todo la gente conoce tú nombre o, “como dicen los franceses”, Évry body knows your name, now just go ahead and consider these, meaningless words, ese, but know that you arrive in good company, heck motherfucker, IT!, could say that the best possible company of Em# all becuase you arrive with the constancia de Catherine, whom by the way I (Armando Segovia) have been trying to introduce to this most non-consequential blog for a week now, but somehow have been hitting a wall in doing so, but is it not that the way things go? Things, or in this case persons arrive when they are supposed to and so with-out nothing ad-Do, I am going to get me another beer and maybe tomorrow I will tell you how my discussion with Faisal about Luzbel went. Por el momento enjoy the sunshine en plena helada de invierno parisino porque como ya lo dije : I Need Another Beer.

Anyway, Faisal… it’s a human number, Eye guarantees IT!.

 

Before Eye leaves it would behoove you to hit the tags below under the header Schiltz, if nothing more just so your Argentinian-ass knows where Öüï’s coming from, because as they say in MAPIMÍ : sobre aviso no hay engaño, —vato.

32:10… Jon Batiste réinvente avec génie l’americana at Boutrebie³

³.~ CASVP¹ o como dicen los árabes Salami Lack Al Ickum : stay human motherfuckers.

¹~. Centre d’Action Sociale de la Ville de Paris (AURORA).

The Gall, Jeanne CherHalAl 🚬 The Gall!

🎹… go ahead cut my head-off… during la Nuit Blanche on a CARAVAN 🎶

We are all amigos, bitch… have a grec 🌯, I’ll buy  you A fucking Arab burrito.

Off-course on the menu… 🥣 Leave The Soup, take the resto-card.

“you might as well  not show your face here tomorrow”…

The Kitchen Guard after i (Armando Segovia) demanded a spoon for my bowl of soup.

Apparently, the kitchen security guard holds the guillotine at Saint Michel-de-Boutrebie, casi esquina con Le Cluny.

Like i’d said Madame Hidalgo, “stay human” or turn your security guards into Donald Trump’s I.C.E. dogs with no soul 🥣 for my bowl.

Give a prick a number as a name tag and he’ll think that he is the AMOBINABLE KITCHEN GUARD.

Internaize this Charlotte Bibring :

Don’t take it personal… but a “french taco” ain’t nothing but a Mexican burrito, and an Arab tortilla is that thing that the Libanese’s use to wrap a Shawarma. Olé 💃🏼.

En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta).

… and Susana Poveda 🧜🏼‍♀️ You Don’t Know Diddley

Bo knows Mí, Bo knows my story, Bu 🦉 knows Jacques because Bu 🦉 is el Nahual de Los muertos and October es l’ante Sala de Styx, which is where Eye works.

Domo arigato, piche Rob-ah—t’oh… one day Eye went for “Cigarros a Hong Kong” and in that trip 🍄‍🟫 Eye dropped Acid with Taiwan MC… just call Mí Daddy 🥢.

Just another time-delayed victim of the Saudis 🇸🇦 via Osama Bin Trade Center

For the record, at 17h03 in CET fip is playing payola over the waves, this is to say that them bitches should know better! WTF if youse gonna play sultry R-n-B play Chaka, can Ewe? Where there is love there is Donna Summer, babe.

That part in red, it feels so real because that’s what your morena exiles in France did. Anarchist! Anarchist you are not, you use FRANCO’s tactics to remain relevant Paco IGNACIO TAIBO II.

En La Francia hoy es día de Saint-Armand… but that has nothing to do with Armando, because armando es verbo 🇬🇹 no sustantivo. Armando es gerundio : verbo en accion, no palabra nepotista seca de salón o aula. Praxis bitches not prayers.

No Habrá Final Feliz, porque Paco es puto 🚬 and a flakey anarchist. Arm-chair warrior like the cos’ play soldiers of the Canopée.

Paco Ignacio TAIBO es un franquiste disfrazado de comunista en Jallo-Ween… gachupín de mierda 🚬 treinta monedas.

Pablo habría de llamarse el héroe de la historieta de TAIBO 2 :

For the record Biz Markie might know Jet Li, but Bo is a Samurai with ninjas at his command. Chinese food’s—good but 4-chikin’wings with egg rolls can’t beat an Avocado 🍣 Roll 🍱 made from a Siren’s tail, 🍶 Sake³ Saki.

³~. Pronounced : SAQUE, hijos de la chingada.

Any Güey, South Central clochard at Saint-Merri, “if you have to ask” you will never know ; cus’ Eye is a voodoo child. For the record, i know nothing but Eye can stand next to a Donald Trump mountain and chop-it-off with the edge of my hand, if i wanted to, I (Armando Segovia) is only waiting for a reason to do so. But yeah, Clochard de Saint-Merri, I know where it’s at. I know that Öüï is blacker than you.

… and so they begin to arrive, the American refugees in France, Issy-trust-Mí, Öüï knows what I is talking about, Surfer Calavera, con agüjetas de cuero de sapo y la bandera de Argentina (Che 🇦🇷 Guevara) in your ‘cos play’ uniform in France.

Church of The Latter They Gun Runners³

And, Gov. Romney; as the Mexican that your Chihuahuan-ass is, I sure hope that neither “La Linea” nor “Los Aristas Asesinos”, or même, “El Verguillas” de Anapra y Lomas del Poleo get any ideas, but it sure falls on your Michigan-mitt son to raise the alarm on all of the EXTRA JUDICIAL KILLINGS that the C.I.A. is currently conducting on international waters on both sides of The Panama Canal, and here is why Governor Romney:

Yeah… I am not going to show you my project, but keep sponsoring El Cinito Mexicano de Cinéma Christine en París.

Porque Ciudad Juárez es el lugar correcto de mi Viejo jardín de la Jilotepec en mi nuevo Veracruz.

https ://mx .ambafrance .org /A-savoir-La-mano-en-la-mano-60-ans-apres-le-16-mars-1964-que-celebrons-nous

ARticle tú… protecting Our 🇺🇲 Bodily Fluids since 2025.

 

Entonces, Dan Mochilas, as I was narrating to you a few days ago, one of the reasons why perhaps, the French Consulate in Los Angeles, California, issued my transnational-ass a Talents et Compétences visa in December of 2010 (effective on January of 2011), was because of my six-year (2004 ~ 2011) back and forth between California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and Colorado in U.S. territory and ; Baja California, Sonora, Sinaloa, Chihuahua, Durango, and Coahuila, en Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos,  witnessing the decay of the “ancienne regime” of the alliance between the Mexican government (PRM/PRI) and the “AMAPOLA”  narco traficantes of the “bracero program era”, who walked “de la main-en-main” under an economic model called “sustitución de importaciones”, which favored national production rather than imports, tariffs (aranceles) then in Mexico where a snapshot of what the Trump tariffs are to corruption in Them United States in América right now.

Arnie got his flu-shot

Thank you Ali Vitaly for getting on, —the bus.

Any 🦉 hoot, Dan… thank you for the coffee and as Eye was re-counting to you this morning… anything, and Eye means anything that The Paris Tourism Board can do, I (Armando Segovia) can do better, and as don Quijote would probably paraphrase : if it wasn’t for the memories, Eye would probably be chillin’ and living la vie en rose next to Le Beaubourg, just because.

Sin Celery,
Frank Zappa.

Arnie took his FLEW-Shot

Goooooo, Dodgers.

For context Bruce Willis, as Arnold Governator might had suggested, after the Planet Hollywood franchise went the way of say, Señor Frogs in Mazatlán (México) in the late 90’s, that Bruce was a fucking “lazy” clochard, (maybe) maybe… but Bruce was never a fucking “kindergarten cop” for the MAGA Right.

Ha-ha… Fernando would be proud, almost a shut-out.

George Parker is a journalist for The Atlantic, and he can trace his wrong turns in Baghdad to George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, and yes, George Parker is a fag 🚬 

You Say You Want To “finish” A Révolution?

Across The Atlantic, “America” needs Bruce Willis, not “patriotism”. So yeah, fuck Planet Hollywood and John Wayne. Yippee-Ki-Yea motherfucker, and Merry 🌲 Christmas to you.

 

Boat people have, no reason — How big is your cunt

It’s Mexican Indio-penance Day and don Porfirio’s birthday’s Eve. To mark the occasion La Guadalupana will sign her soul away to The Paris Tourism Board, our correspondent from the Federico García Lorca rest area has the newly de-classified “release agreement” from La Virgen.

You are going to like the way this develops throughout the They.

And in The Wrong Paris it’s “Sports Appreciation They in France”, across el charco de La Mancha, right winger Éric Zemmour finds out just how much the Rosbifs snatch stretches out, and in El Ey, it’s my favorite slugger sayin’ no to the rumors on a Mexican Radio del Canelo… Goooooooo, Dodgers.

The Grapes of Wrath by Stainbeek, featuring the music of L.A’s. own Randy Newman and the Outback’s legends the Bee Gees.

 

Issy-it-is-Mí that you need to show, 🎶 how deep is your cunt, is your cunt how deep is Ewer-love-boat ; Eye really needs to know.

Boat people are just like Ewe and Eye. Fair use of La Rue de Rivoli y de Toutes y Todas sus transeúntes walking their Vélos. Foto por Armando Segovia with Creative Commons on a Mexican Suitcase del otro Roberto, el tal CAPA, knot Doisneau.

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Katy Barbosa te veo lejos y ni te conozco pero te quiero aquí*

*~. O yo allá… da igual.

Weezer 🌾 The F.A.O. Song, versión Hong Kong

And Starring As Maggie Simpson – Marie Gentric… entonces pues, Maggie Gentric if you think that Homer crossing the threshold between your cameraman and your news desk was a coincidence Ewe got another thing coming, just ask Susana Pubeda and her early Monday morning voice, it’s what The Count of MonteClaro does, and the count is now clear because Eye just CROSS CANCELED Benjamin Netanyahu in the role of a hitleresque Bart Simpson. ISSY-Johanne-Poisson, Homer was a French Clochard entre La Monnaie y La Sam•Ari•TANA.

Deer, Qu Dongyu:

FEED TIBET, you Chinese buffet maddafaker Yu.

Ahora sí, “ayotzinapos para espontáneos” en relevos australianos. But first, Johanne Poisson knows that if You Want To Destroy The United Nations in ROME, pull The FAO’s THREAD as you, doctor… walks away.

En un extraño lugar (retacado de nopales) where el acordeón 🪗 improvisaba una batucada sin instagram ☎️ tú entenderías quién soy. Ingrata, all little ol’Eye want is to give you WOULD 🤟🏼 por el tiempo que dura y yo no soy DURA ☢️CELL

700 Años de Los Super Machos
entre la pelusa del ombligo
del mundo de Héctor París SHAYNEbaum

Say no to drugs: SMOKE MARIHUANA, or cannabis for the faggety French 🇦🇷 Carlos Gardel was FROM Montevideo. period,

Ladies in Gentleman please stand for ISABELA💃 PANTOJA

Franco hated this version:

Spain’s National Anthem : Hijo de La Luna.

 

Which is Y, “hoy no hubo jazz”.
How can Ewe have any jazz if El Himno is on?
If El Himno is on Ewe can’t have any jazz, unless…
Unless you use the Latin ‘i‘.

Django was the name that I, Armando Segovia, gave you and you do not pronounce it with an ‘i’ Griega but with a “J” just like the Mexican “ex” sounds cuando sale de la boca en Castellano: Dj-Ango. You too are from Durango.

“TODA LA VIDA”… FRANCO loved this track, go ahead DJANGO, « jump! ».

Numéro Zinc-Oh… yeah.

Anyhow Dyango, “Volverte a Ver… Is a Colombian song by JUANES, not El Mediterráneo del paisano de Serrat. Any 🦉 hoot Dyango, meet Faisal… he hails from the SOBEREIGN parallel land of Pan-ARABIA. It’s parallel because Pan-Ara—vía 📐 is just another track like the SOVEREIGN Pan•América; the first (🌍) was a victim of The Frogs and The Rosbifs, while the latter (🌎) the latter is The Marshall Plan of The TRUMAN 🕶️Shoe.

… and if your name is Johanne Poisson, i just buried SKYPE next to TITUS.