Tag Archives: Homer was a French Clochard

You are welcome deer… The Knuckler

⚾ Ewe can’t always Break what You Wants.

… but if Ewe tries some Thyme

 

Narcos came to France, and then Ewe guessed it! Sean Penn went skateboarding.

GLORY BOX!!! NEIN, 9, IX !!! The arrangement calls for a New Thing and it’s the answer to the “glory Whole”. Öüï calls it another thing.

It separates cocaine from Ketchup, aussi.

https ://animalpolitico .com /seguridad /gobierno-amlo —pegasus-— spionaje-2019 #google_vignette

AMLO’s government used Pegasus🪽  to spy on at least 456 people between April and May 2019, according to court 🪶 documents

 

This is a work in progress.

 

It”s based on a Latin rhythm called La Boss is No•Va, but it’s KNOT 🎶 really the The Boss, No•Va ⛽. And if you understand that reference then you know that Öüï is talking about 🎺 La Dictadura Perfecta y el hueso 🦴 para El Salvador.

Live Wire… told you that i was going to grow oregano out of Ewe.

Previously on, [Homeless goes here] will the Real Homer speak up or forever hold la Samaritaine en Missionnaire

Can the real 🥧 please get off the stage… the fake π is on.

Romeo and Julieta are together on The Trapèze 🎠

Sin Celery

The Real y Latina!!!

Surrounded by tontos, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach cried out onto to the good people of Prairie Shitville, “oh, ¿y ahora quién podrá ayudar Mí?” but the disc-jock said it Deutsch.

[ALL or Nothing At All ]

Up Shits Creek, the friend of a friend of, “a friend” of Gustavo Martínez at LCI TV 📺 is on a loop in Punxsutawney, U.S.A., and that madder fadder is forecasting 146 days of rain and snow for Venezuelans in France… or something taken straight out of a Cinco de Mayo chapter of the 1860’s.

Scene Tú, where Aqualong takes a shower after SOWING Doris oats, while skateboarding on a Corn 🌽 Flake ❄️.

Meanwhile back in Florence, it’s “40 Thousand” that walk through this portal Évry day, it’s the best CULT ever, 🎶 C’mon baby 🗽*.

You’re not in Argenteuil anymore, doctor… Next!

We Can Be Like They Are

 

Fuck you, Lorne MiCha-él… POW🗯️

Tales of Great Ulysses 🧜🏼‍♀️

Tiny purple fishes-es edit THROUGH your fingers.

McMorrow Never Knows…

🎶 Elon Pharmer had a Trump
Y ( Grec 🌯) Aye (as in Öüï) Y, Aye,
Eaux (¡Aguas!!!).

I’ve seen that movie too.

Dew-Ewe-See what Eye is talking about, Sanders!? Fucking amateurs at Lorne’s sketch machine. “Pow-ah!?” What da’fuck is that, Lorne Michaels? Alicia for the most part is silent but there is no “h” in Alicia, except when she’s on the clock, then (and only then) her official title starts with the 8 letter Aitch.

This Space For Rant.

… por ejemplo, Nicole Wallace, Alicia Menendez is the HOst of the Symone Sanders Show.

 

Room for other people — it’s a Cyclops world

Rue de Rivoli, casi esquina con Clochard Central under Pont Neuf en face à La Moneda.

https :// fip /certains-l-aiment /entretien-avec-valeria-bruni-tedeschi

Read between the lines and call Mí in the Morning before breakfast 🥞.

We begin in Nice, where the Promenade des Anglais-eses are worshipping El Mar ⛵, or something like that.

Over at Ventimiglia, the MIGA movement is making Saturday Night great again.

Venezia!!! — et CARLA Bruni!!! — Y Mozarella!!! quiero tírarme — A VALERIA BRUNI (cha-cha-cha)… Eye wanna be your FANstassi, maybe Ewe could be Mine.

Trastaverina… Roma es | se amoR

Hoy no hubo Bowie. Janis on the other side of that oyster ate Bobby’s clam chowder on, “As The World Turns”.

No insistas Susana, mi corazón es de Bruni.

Kamsahamnida, kagogi cheese ramen 🍜 to go.

Dog Meat, Ewe ask? Well it tastes like tacos de barbacoa in Ciudad Juárez or in Tepito… and when you find out about FIDO 🐕being the beef in the bowl 🍜 it feels (i would have to guess) like when US Transportation Secretary, Peter Buttigeig, found out that IT WOULD BE TRUMP, and not BIDEN who would get the front🪑seat at NOTRE DAME de Paris for her grand re-opening on a Day, that will live in INFAMY (Donald is not even Catholic!!!)

HERE: Fool Me Once Shame On Ewe… said the Yemenite Children in the aftermath of the U.S. State Department supporting the AIPAC seeds of Zionist hate… the anti-Yemenite program was fashioned from Rudolf Höss and his wife Hedwig’s dream to build a life for their family in a house and garden beside the “Final Solution” camp. 

Over at Trump Central it’s Dog-eat-goD, and the transition team at Mar-a-Lago just shitted a FOX news host. The sad side of that spectacle, of course, is that Joe Scarborough is still on the streamsphere of pop-culture, — and then , there’s (the) governor of Florida .

On the other side of that set, Mika Scarborough was reviewing her husband’s college football “data” and that dumb bitch just realized that like FAMILY SEPARATION, “the carrot and the stick” is a Euphemism of General Marshall’s⁹ BULLY diagram of US control of the Wide Wild World of Sports .

Gooooo, Dodgers!

⁹~. Interesting thing about The 🇱🇧 MARSHALL 🇵🇸 PLAN 🇺🇸 (predicted) was that the Genocidal 🇮🇱 ZIONIST 🇮🇱 orgy 🇮🇱 of 👹 ISRAEL 💩 was going to become a “thing”, and General George C. Marshall was right .

Curiously on the TIMELINE, Emmanuel 🇫🇷 Macron, the president of France, in case anyone across The Atlantic already forgot that Manu is still in charge at the CDG on a DELTA FLIGHT, (well he, the president of La France) just channeled his INNER 🇲🇽 MEXICAN president ² and called the State of ISRAEL a SHIT 🇮🇱 SHOW of “political ficción ² ”, which is why he is joining “hands” with a JOURNALIST KILLER in Saudi 🇸🇦 Arabia to kickstart a Brand New War and a brand new Land of Canaan in THE PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸 TERRITORIES.

²~. Carlos 🇲🇽 Salinas de Gortari’s IRISH 🇨🇮 escape from to the 1990’s European theater, following his TECHNOCRATIC SOLUTIONS to ensure that CARLOS SLIM HELU would become the RICHEST HUMAN-self in El Perú, and the rest of the mexican speaking world”, period! 

Bobby Freeman’s Bodily Fluids… Deer, Bill Maher, please relay to Congressman O’Rourke “in that Old West Texas Town of El Paso”, that i (armando segovia) once took a piss right where Lennon SAW HER STANDING THERE.

 

Across Luna Park in Los Angeles, California, Katie Tur’s former journalism school « booty call³ » is talking about the REARED UGLY HEAD of Ronald Reagan’s Amnesty Program.

At the movies:

HOMER WAS A FRENCH CLOCHARD who never returned to PENELOPE… starring The English Patient and 1964 in New York City. Yeah, yeah, yeah, —yeah.

Meanwhile, at Siren Den Central, Marjolena Kalten-Porten Epopeya just got wind that the Pope in Rome will not go to Napoléon Bonaparte’s childhood home and then the LP skipped when the Whole Wide World of Sports learned that MarJo has never been to Tamaulipas ni a Veracruz, where PELADOS play the Harp, knot peladas. Sure Marjo, sure. In Jazz and Classical females might be at the helm of ARPA music. Just like in Penelope’s days. En la Huasteca, La Bamba por lo general la rasca un jarocho.

Cha~cha boom, Marjolaine, “cha cha boom!”

Insert Coin — Pont Neuf at La Monnaie

 

And I quote, « Magnificent », but The Dog That Smokes next to Indiana at CNES square in Les Halles is not Châtelet, it’s important and it proves one of the answers given by Mayor Bass outside of La Fabrique de La Solidarité at Paris Second ward at La Bourse de la bendita AFP :

https :// youtube .com /watch /LA-Mayor-Bass-delegates-finish-Paris-trip-with-tour-of-Olympic-facilities-local

Insert Coin 👾🕹️

Note to the KTLA editors in Rancho Cucamonga: in 1734, la manche was a “gift”, in metropolitan contemporary Paris of the Games of The XXXIII Olympic Summer Games it means to panhandle, just like in HOMER’s days in Classic Greece.

There are plenty of Angelinos available to help, even with something as simple as giving directions… But the AFP editors only accept Angelinos with a Bostonian accent, and the Kennedies looks.

The Kids in Les Halles via KTLA on Shuttle Left to The Loop.

 

¿En dónde está le Beaubourg,?

So I buried a Blond French Beggar Bastard at La Bagagrie

“Just the facts, ma’am, just the facts”.

Homer was a French Clochard at Pont Neuf.

Intermission with 🎹 Entertainer
… and
The Tramp

In appréciation for all that Pastrami on rye. Thank Ewe, French Bastards.

Let’s call it what it is or rather, what it was, The Bastard was a Mendiant, and that French Blond was in fact “sitting on a corn flake”, and Eye swears that he was not making that shit up, but sources close to the Haskell Clan from KTLA assure the Telemundo broad that the NBC crew ate that shit up!

So where is the Mendiant buried now?

I inserted that fucker underneath the Landing just where the final Riser meets the final Soffit. It was a perfect fit.

The Shuttle Left and The Loop quartiers de Paris… and Mayor Bass, if you want to get IDEAS on how to bring « business » to the Downtown L.A. during the 2027 Olympics, just ask The Westfield Clan, heck they Even brought in HOMER’S favorite treat and, BASTARDIZED that French croissant 🥐 into a French doughnut, why even Franglish is all the rage.

The top of the stairs next to heater number 8 seemed the perfect place to stick that unmissable bum. It’s where Representative Gatel from the Left Bank would have wanted that ex-Jacobin buried at, Father James would most certainly not object to D.A.T., period!

But why?

Because that French Bastard was a Dominican, the Almonds gave that fucker away, so Öüï had to put the Beggar at the top of the stairs, that’s where the Albino cockroaches celebrated mass.

VOSTFranglish, subtitles provided by Stupid A.I., period!

And besides, that Blond French Mendiant Bastard was known to frequent The URSULITES, and those bitches sent our man ♂️ Vrbanvs Granderivs (Urbain Grandier, if youse not into Latin), in Loudun Town, to burn at The Stake, a known disco inferno joint where Cardinal Richelieu had his couch sessions with Mother Superior, Jeanne des Agnès and The Sisters of Mercy. Trou  🕳️ Story.