Tag Archives: Arnold Schwarzenegger — Proposition 50

Here’s a “proposition” … arbeit makes Ewe free, governor

Double-dipping to the 5th power… from the creators of “My Niggas In Paris” comes the story of HIDALGO : y que chingue a madre quien deje ALGO.

Tocqueville was a publicist, not a philosopher from La French Mancha 🫟… in this sense, Alexis was closer to a pundit than that guy³ with the funny hairstyle on the pages of Match or the Ari Melber Show on “The Beat”.

³~. Bernard-Henri Lévy… “a real-live philosopher”, according to Ari Melber.

Context follows.

 

In local news, retirees living life ‘through Rose Colored glasses’ will not have to worry about losing any benefits until the next French presidential general election or Russia’s incursion into NATO’s backyard (whichever happens first).

Not to be confused with « snow ❄️  flakes ».

 

Our word of the they is Heaux in French, which transliterates to Holy Ho! Is that a puppet in your pocket or one of them Guignols on 54th Street?

Taxi Driver … Goooooo, Dodgers! — Travis 🥩-House BICKLE got what he wanted, a president that would clean the cum out of his taxi 🚖 cab, at 63rd and Broadway.

 

Meanwhile in Chicago, USA, Hitler’s ‘crystal lens‘ can’t shine a light on Trump’s ICE-stapo there.

The Book Club for men… sometimes, anyhow.

 

Across the Potomac, the secretary of war is keeping his bodily fluids safe at The Pentagon, including the cum on his $10,000 toilets seats.

Arnie got his flu-shot

Thank you Ali Vitaly for getting on, —the bus.

Any 🦉 hoot, Dan… thank you for the coffee and as Eye was re-counting to you this morning… anything, and Eye means anything that The Paris Tourism Board can do, I (Armando Segovia) can do better, and as don Quijote would probably paraphrase : if it wasn’t for the memories, Eye would probably be chillin’ and living la vie en rose next to Le Beaubourg, just because.

Sin Celery,
Frank Zappa.

Arnie took his FLEW-Shot

Goooooo, Dodgers.

For context Bruce Willis, as Arnold Governator might had suggested, after the Planet Hollywood franchise went the way of say, Señor Frogs in Mazatlán (México) in the late 90’s, that Bruce was a fucking “lazy” clochard, (maybe) maybe… but Bruce was never a fucking “kindergarten cop” for the MAGA Right.

Ha-ha… Fernando would be proud, almost a shut-out.

George Parker is a journalist for The Atlantic, and he can trace his wrong turns in Baghdad to George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, and yes, George Parker is a fag 🚬 

You Say You Want To “finish” A Révolution?

Across The Atlantic, “America” needs Bruce Willis, not “patriotism”. So yeah, fuck Planet Hollywood and John Wayne. Yippee-Ki-Yea motherfucker, and Merry 🌲 Christmas to you.