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1 de noviembre – Falsificadores de Halloween

Over at la France Culture de Lorène de Sus-Abeille en Issy-les-Moulineaux David Copperfield made a stop in Rennes, where VIOLENCE GENERATORS are taking over Îlle-et-Vilaine. It’s a little spell(ing) that Stephanie Menou and her CHAIN-of-Command at la Préfecture de Cité, under the BATUTA de Manuel Valls in 2013, tried to use to perfume with the stench of the Year of The Narcos in France. Look it up, ese día fue cuando a Enrique, —El Chapo se le fugó.

Ratatouille re-Visited.

In Sedavi, España… Marie Gentric was deported by the new the recently appointee to the Interior, Minister BRUNO Ratatouille, who vows to clean the Rivers in the Sud-Ouest.

And i’m proud to be an American, in the same sense that Katty Kay is European, regardless of her U.S. passport.

You forgot The Sheriff.

… any hoot Sir, a pre-recorded interview with Elton John about Tammy Faye Reagan can’t begin to describe that dude with the Panama hat, the big cigar, the bible on his lap and Old Glory on the set. Remember him, it was based on the story of The United States of Chiquita Banana AND titled “Cabagges and Kings”.

Over on the UHF 📺 it’s “God’s Angry Man” featuring James Carville as The Chorus Man and his CNN Monkey Band.

Paloma, “[S]omeone must have slandered Joseph K.,”

… It goes without mentioning, as Melle. Menou perhaps will recall, that on the day that her supervisor, Bruno³, revoked my visa to La France, two things where happening outside of that caserne, the first thing involved Talía Olvera who was casually standing near to Dr. Poisson’s moto🛵  scooter, perhaps waiting to photograph the exact moment when i exited the préfecture de La Cité; the second synchronicity of that particular episode was the typical Parisian history lesson plastered throughout city landmarks in the form of giant postcards that display a particular theme. Much like that pale white church up that sits on top of the 18th district of the most pretentious city in the World, these giant postcards usually display the horrors that French generals committed for the Glory of Louis XIV and in recent decades, for The Fifth French Republic.

I swear Stephanie Menou… i literally can’t make Ploquin up.

³~. Last name of Bruno is only known by Bruno’s mother and Doctor Poisson which with whom, Bruno held a heated email exchange.

Previously on, “For Your VIVA MÉXICO Rencontres Cinématographiques”

³~.

Welcome to my threshold… Happy Birthday Révolution, just standing here watching the world fall apart.

 

Never mind AYOTZINAPA, Omar GARCÍA, doña BARBARA CAROL de OBESIDAD and Eugenio DERVEZ will wipe clean the memoria de tus compañeros estudiantes MASACRADOS en las mismas 24 horas cuando STEPHANIE MENOU’s supervisor at Cité, pulled my journalistic privileges in France.

In local news, Mika Brzezinski and Red Psaki present the “Josephine Award” for hartistas de la democracia in New York City. At studio 43 of la maison de la radio on The Seine, Susana PUBeda presented the “Here Oh Awards” to a bunch of talented cunts.

Still to come, “Job Dating with Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg”

Ayotzinapa para cinéfilos, and a Bedtime Story for 
rance🟡CULTURE

 

Década de México en Francia… El “Che” Guevara era joto.

SUDDENLY…

Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg learns that SheInBaum will diss ZELENSKYY, and praise on the SAME day, a “masters class” in Mexican Cinéma at La Sorbonne.

Know your plastic, value your dress 👗 “you wild bitch!”.

After the break, PETER CAT RECORDING COMPANY renders “La Chona” and, “La Negra Tomasa” can’t get enough of those fucking Indians.

Hoy no hubo Fourth of July — Stupidity and sectarism

Code Napoléon de Louis XVIII… any thing you say can, and will be used against you.

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It’s another edition of “I fo’KIN told you so”, and we switch it over to La Somme… of all things to bring the break between François Ruffin y los amigos de Mélenchon en la Sede de La Cuarta Transformación in Mexico City, where according to conflicting sources the president there is happier than a navel-gazing communist at la Place des Fêtes (Paris 20éme) after EL PARTIDO de morena-en-francia purged out the rebels who contradict the “dear leader” of the ironically named political party, “The Rebellious France”, which much like the MAGA mouvement of Donald Trump, feels more like a cult and not a political movement at all.

François Ruffin leaves “los amigos de AMLO en Créteil”, Metro line 8.

For what it’s worth, from 2010 to 2015 I, Armando Segovia, was just a messenger and as Stephanie Menou at la Préfecture de Cité is my witness (and executioner) I can confirm what François Ruffin said today, and believe Stephanie Menou when I tell you,  that I have the fucking receipts 📜🗞️🧾📎… 🪃

Almond Joy… the future of L.A.

And, Alicia Menendez… Biden finally recognizes, Öüï, and Évry body went, “meh!”

Escape From L.A. — The Calamari Revelation and other Fish conspiracies Issy.

Right before the 2028 Olympics, the help is going to kill Évry Fucking Body in Beverly Hills… and Mayor Bass won’t be able to save a volunteer, or something like that.

In local news, Paris will burn aussi, literally. Paris will turn into a semi-arid almost fertile desert 🏜️ just like Durango, complete with NARCOS and elites from el Tec de Monterrey… and Barbara Caroll de Obeso will be the Mexican Ambassador to France, it will be her ultimate reward for bringing Viva México to the 20éme.

Anyhow tomorrow is a referendum to 14 June of 2004, when the French lead l’ABSTENTION (57,5 %) to Victory at the ballot box… hilarity ensued when Ray Charles, and Eye is Knot making this up, “Hit The Road,” Jacques… and never came back no’mo, no’mo, Gnomo!

 

Previously on “La Hora Nacional” : 3 Body Problem³

³~. 🪗 Ojalá Que Te Mueras…

Previously on La Hora Nacional… métasela pues, Stephanie Menou, por su bendita maison des métal[l]os allí mero por sus Trois Couronnes en el 11eme… casi esquina con Saint-Maur y la maison De Obeso 2013 en FranceINC.

🎶 It’s Delovely in Kent’s beat.

Ladies in Gemini, on our previous entry Öüï asked the very same question³ that Sheriff Bart asked the Ku Klux Klan when The City of Rockridge was about to be wiped out from a Warner Bros. Hollywood set 📐.

³~. “Where’ all the white heifers at? ».

Now then, with this being the Year of the WOULD Dragon on a Leap-year graced with a swinging Devil Comet and a Mazatlán eclipse on a Tequila Sunrise orbit, our friend from “el castillo” de Kukulkán opened the doors to “another dimension, a dimension not only of sights and sounds but of mind; a journey onto a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination, next stop… », The Hotel California, at l’Opera de Bastille Day 2015.

Over at the National Council of Negro Wimmin’ on msnbc it’s: La Vache

It’s good for your stomach and your vientre won’t notice… but seriously, Katty Phangs, “where are all the Yello’ heifers at?”.

Metal Works

Milk… it does a body good.

Sponsored by Thomas El Corbillon’s Heavy Metal jazz lounge.

Livin’ La Puta Vida Loca … got milk?

Where’s the beef?

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind Ricky Martin, Ike Pappas is the only lactose intolerant in Parador City and that’s why he used Rum to moisten his corn flakes with South American bananas, and then he properly snorted his Coke®️

Joe Scarborough sabotaged the 2016 Election

Bureaucratic killings? Use a CERFA³ form for that.

Previously on the Buzzfeed de France… Élitistes Exquisitos.

 

³~. https ://www .connexionfrance .com /article /Practical /Where-does-term-cerfa-come-from

The evidence? You can’t handle La Juventud Bolivariana de Venezuela at the Unesco Siege in Paris, France. And, for the record, Willie Geist, play it again and save this post for your annotated bibliography, you son of a bitch!

For the record, Madame Representative Maud Gatel 🇲🇫, your colleague at the Florida house of carpet-baggers in Congress could not stand that an independent Mexican-Amercan revealed (in real-time) to his then mistress, Mika Brzezinski, Donald Trump’s campaign playbook.

La hornilla le reclama a la parrilla… Stove-top politics.

 

And just to circle back to BRONTIS (Officer Bruno) and Stephanie Menou at The Préfecture, it is actually A MATTER of OFFICIAL cerfa-forms that part of the things that I (Armando Segovia) was documenting including DISINFORMATION, was the new prototypes (PEGASUS) and protocols (Artificial Intelligence) that would usher in a new fascist front for the roaring twenties of the 21st Century.

Note to The C I.A., at the time, as you cocksuckers know, I (Armando Segovia) ignored, just like The Fast and Furious gun walking program, the names “PEGASUS” and that of Artificial Intelligence, but you know what Reverend Al Sharpton, I knew the ingredients of those dishes before the Chef at The New York Times published them for the World of Morning Joe to report.

One last thing before I blow my nose, Dr. Johanne Poisson wrote about this in a correspondence to MARIANNE at Cité in 2014, arguing in favor of my claim, but that’s history now, which is to say… 🎶 Ewe never trust a big butt and a smile (with a French trust fund and a L’Oreal research grant).

Señor, Raphaël Morán at Mediapart in front of La Adelita Restaurant in Saint-Antoine in Paris, France, lo invito a vender, “el árbol que Queda en la arboleda de La Verdad » … y que chingue a su madre su Amigo, Pablo Gleason 🗑️.

Mocedades, y para la bitácora: todos los hijos y las hijas de “La Otra España”, somos hijos de La Chingada, and it is not exclusive to Pablo Gleason and his Mexican entourage en MediaPart 🗞️💥.

P.S… and Congressman Scarborough, keep supporting your international Russian inteligentsia in 2024, and enjoy the new Baseball Uniforms…. heck, even Katty Kay can see through that sheer-see-through fabric. Gooooood, Dodgers ⚾.

Ol’ Joséphine-Monroe-Krispy Cream

d.A.R.E. you go again, Marjolena… Squeezing a tear onto my frozen cheeks.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido de Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas, presents it’s new line of products for the, and Eye quotes, “And, So This is Christmas, », Imagine THat, Rosalynn, bad rock and roll on The Plastic Ono “master slave husband wife”, any how, never mind Xochimilco, I am going to cross you over through Venice, not California, but the one from Off-n-bach.

🎹

With a love like THat, you know you-should-be glad,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

She Loves You

Master Slave Husband Wife meets Man Bear Pig

Deer, Lorde, as probably the first American captive³ in France, I must say, and I’ll quote, “Goddamn!!! », I have seen French bashing before, but let Mí tell Ewe, mister Rosecrans Baldwin, I have never seen it full-frontal and with a hole on the dough, it’s trou 🕳️.

Republicans revive the Monroe Doctrine in the US Congress, meanwhile in Tennessee, a fútbol anglosajón coach is working overtime to undermine the stick behind the carrot and Southern charm.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… Yeah.

 

And, mister Macron, do you believe in typos, are you a grammar Nazi, do you, Sir, enjoy dangling participles and false friends in interpretation? If you do, will you be waiting in line with former New Jersey Governor, Kris Krispy under Le Canopée newspaper rack on 6 December?

³~. Art. R-776 (Comedia d’Enredos) and other assorted conflicts of interests at the Préfecture de Police.

Öüï now returns, to The Jesuit-run Saint Mary’s Military Academy in Tokyo 🗼🍩

Being used — Rape me³

Broken News for Prime time in Hilo, Hawaii:

https ://www .reuters.com /world /middle-east /least-500-victims-israeli-air-strike-hospital-gaza-health-ministry-2023-10-17/

Sin título | Dessiner à l’infini, by El Primer Torero Porno… el próximo toro “MALRAUX³” de Domecq 🐂, le corresponde a Pablo Picasso.

³~. Bestia de 16 toneladas.

Mercury Rising at Saint-Merri (75003)

Mother’s seekers update from last sunday’s transmission informing about the cremation ovens discovered by a collective of women searching for their sons and daughters in COMALA†. 

Pega°sus re°cortes con en°grudo del bueno.

… in LOMAS de SANTA MARÍA†, JALISCO, the son of one of the mother’s that form the collective Mother’s Seekers (Madres Buscadoras) was kidnapped in front of his family when he stepped to the door after someone knocked (or rang, or called his name) at his family home.

They no longer search for JUSTICE nor TRUTH, only MERCY.

La Jornada

 

†~. “A living hell on Earth,” not to be confused with “el Pueblo bueno” del estado que está a un LADO de Jalisco, allí en donde los Nazis en México se asentaron (en La 🦉 U. 🦉 A. de 🦉 G. 🦉.

In local News, Alexei Navalny is never getting out of jail, unless Ukraine crushes Russia into The Palestine age.

Over at FIP central, Denis Soula painted Marie, all black and if you don’t believe me visit the old C&A, now gutted corner near châtelet, you’ll see 🙈.

And, dear Marianne, for a country who brands itself herself* as a Hex with no resources, but big ideas, you sure have a lack of imagination. Now give those SAPOS full RSA and the fucking Legion of Honor to that Chechen fellow. That Islamist did nothing wrong, Manuel Valls did, though.

SIN GRAVEDAD

“Momo Mogouchkov had been followed by the DGSI « since the end of July », according to Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin, through wiretapping and physical surveillance measures.

France 24

*~. Sorry about that, Marianne, I keep forgetting that youse a cunt, despite the cock. Issy-major-Pasquet, I learned many, many—many Sandía moons ago (through a cat named Freddy de Montreuil-sous-bois) that one has to be French in order to go through this world “Sans Gravité.”

Now, you might think I’m Crazy, but Marianne I’ve done told you that you can Drive my car, but you may only go where I direct your fickle ass… tú.

Issy-Su-Sana Pubeda, “¡Ay, qué lio!”…

Lost in Translations… False Friends in interprétation; expirimir lo que sea necesario, or as needed if you are French.

 

https ://www .legifrance .gouv.fr /jorf /id /JORFTEXT000045785228

Y simón que sí, Ministro FETET, you might think that an undocumented clochard like me has no business or, D À.R.E. Eye say, le droit! The right, Mr. Fetet, to lay these lines, but then a-gain, I call–mí–lee remind, Melle. Stephanie Menou, that it was her conflict-of-interest with the promexico crowd at the Cinéma Étoile de Lilas that put me here in the first place. So, yeah, I am well within my lane and on the broken white lines side of the road.

The right side of history, right?

Exprimir, as in:
Netanyahu EXPRIMIÓ a su pueblo de Israel, por ZIONISTA que él es.

 

To be continued… What did Netanyahu know, and when did he first learned of the ATTACK.