Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle — Stephanie Menou

Previously on, “For Your VIVA MÉXICO Rencontres Cinématographiques”

³~.

Welcome to my threshold… Happy Birthday Révolution, just standing here watching the world fall apart.

 

Never mind AYOTZINAPA, Omar GARCÍA, doña BARBARA CAROL de OBESIDAD and Eugenio DERVEZ will wipe clean the memoria de tus compañeros estudiantes MASACRADOS en las mismas 24 horas cuando STEPHANIE MENOU’s supervisor at Cité, pulled my journalistic privileges in France.

In local news, Mika Brzezinski and Red Psaki present the “Josephine Award” for hartistas de la democracia in New York City. At studio 43 of la maison de la radio on The Seine, Susana PUBeda presented the “Here Oh Awards” to a bunch of talented cunts.

Still to come, “Job Dating with Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg”

Ayotzinapa para cinéfilos, and a Bedtime Story for 
rance🟡CULTURE

 

Década de México en Francia… El “Che” Guevara era joto.

SUDDENLY…

Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg learns that SheInBaum will diss ZELENSKYY, and praise on the SAME day, a “masters class” in Mexican Cinéma at La Sorbonne.

Know your plastic, value your dress 👗 “you wild bitch!”.

After the break, PETER CAT RECORDING COMPANY renders “La Chona” and, “La Negra Tomasa” can’t get enough of those fucking Indians.

Hoy no hubo Fourth of July — Stupidity and sectarism

Code Napoléon de Louis XVIII… any thing you say can, and will be used against you.

Page 2:

It’s another edition of “I fo’KIN told you so”, and we switch it over to La Somme… of all things to bring the break between François Ruffin y los amigos de Mélenchon en la Sede de La Cuarta Transformación in Mexico City, where according to conflicting sources the president there is happier than a navel-gazing communist at la Place des Fêtes (Paris 20éme) after EL PARTIDO de morena-en-francia purged out the rebels who contradict the “dear leader” of the ironically named political party, “The Rebellious France”, which much like the MAGA mouvement of Donald Trump, feels more like a cult and not a political movement at all.

François Ruffin leaves “los amigos de AMLO en Créteil”, Metro line 8.

For what it’s worth, from 2010 to 2015 I, Armando Segovia, was just a messenger and as Stephanie Menou at la Préfecture de Cité is my witness (and executioner) I can confirm what François Ruffin said today, and believe Stephanie Menou when I tell you,  that I have the fucking receipts 📜🗞️🧾📎… 🪃

Almond Joy… the future of L.A.

And, Alicia Menendez… Biden finally recognizes, Öüï, and Évry body went, “meh!”

Escape From L.A. — The Calamari Revelation and other Fish conspiracies Issy.

Right before the 2028 Olympics, the help is going to kill Évry Fucking Body in Beverly Hills… and Mayor Bass won’t be able to save a volunteer, or something like that.

In local news, Paris will burn aussi, literally. Paris will turn into a semi-arid almost fertile desert 🏜️ just like Durango, complete with NARCOS and elites from el Tec de Monterrey… and Barbara Caroll de Obeso will be the Mexican Ambassador to France, it will be her ultimate reward for bringing Viva México to the 20éme.

Anyhow tomorrow is a referendum to 14 June of 2004, when the French lead l’ABSTENTION (57,5 %) to Victory at the ballot box… hilarity ensued when Ray Charles, and Eye is Knot making this up, “Hit The Road,” Jacques… and never came back no’mo, no’mo, Gnomo!

 

Previously on “La Hora Nacional” : 3 Body Problem³

³~. 🪗 Ojalá Que Te Mueras…

Previously on La Hora Nacional… métasela pues, Stephanie Menou, por su bendita maison des métal[l]os allí mero por sus Trois Couronnes en el 11eme… casi esquina con Saint-Maur y la maison De Obeso 2013 en FranceINC.

🎶 It’s Delovely in Kent’s beat.

Ladies in Gemini, on our previous entry Öüï asked the very same question³ that Sheriff Bart asked the Ku Klux Klan when The City of Rockridge was about to be wiped out from a Warner Bros. Hollywood set 📐.

³~. “Where’ all the white heifers at? ».

Now then, with this being the Year of the WOULD Dragon on a Leap-year graced with a swinging Devil Comet and a Mazatlán eclipse on a Tequila Sunrise orbit, our friend from “el castillo” de Kukulkán opened the doors to “another dimension, a dimension not only of sights and sounds but of mind; a journey onto a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination, next stop… », The Hotel California, at l’Opera de Bastille Day 2015.

Over at the National Council of Negro Wimmin’ on msnbc it’s: La Vache

It’s good for your stomach and your vientre won’t notice… but seriously, Katty Phangs, “where are all the Yello’ heifers at?”.

Metal Works

Milk… it does a body good.

Sponsored by Thomas El Corbillon’s Heavy Metal jazz lounge.

Livin’ La Puta Vida Loca … got milk?

Where’s the beef?

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind Ricky Martin, Ike Pappas is the only lactose intolerant in Parador City and that’s why he used Rum to moisten his corn flakes with South American bananas, and then he properly snorted his Coke®️

Joe Scarborough sabotaged the 2016 Election

Bureaucratic killings? Use a CERFA³ form for that.

Previously on the Buzzfeed de France… Élitistes Exquisitos.

 

³~. https ://www .connexionfrance .com /article /Practical /Where-does-term-cerfa-come-from

The evidence? You can’t handle La Juventud Bolivariana de Venezuela at the Unesco Siege in Paris, France. And, for the record, Willie Geist, play it again and save this post for your annotated bibliography, you son of a bitch!

For the record, Madame Representative Maud Gatel 🇲🇫, your colleague at the Florida house of carpet-baggers in Congress could not stand that an independent Mexican-Amercan revealed (in real-time) to his then mistress, Mika Brzezinski, Donald Trump’s campaign playbook.

La hornilla le reclama a la parrilla… Stove-top politics.

 

And just to circle back to BRONTIS (Officer Bruno) and Stephanie Menou at The Préfecture, it is actually A MATTER of OFFICIAL cerfa-forms that part of the things that I (Armando Segovia) was documenting including DISINFORMATION, was the new prototypes (PEGASUS) and protocols (Artificial Intelligence) that would usher in a new fascist front for the roaring twenties of the 21st Century.

Note to The C I.A., at the time, as you cocksuckers know, I (Armando Segovia) ignored, just like The Fast and Furious gun walking program, the names “PEGASUS” and that of Artificial Intelligence, but you know what Reverend Al Sharpton, I knew the ingredients of those dishes before the Chef at The New York Times published them for the World of Morning Joe to report.

One last thing before I blow my nose, Dr. Johanne Poisson wrote about this in a correspondence to MARIANNE at Cité in 2014, arguing in favor of my claim, but that’s history now, which is to say… 🎶 Ewe never trust a big butt and a smile (with a French trust fund and a L’Oreal research grant).

Señor, Raphaël Morán at Mediapart in front of La Adelita Restaurant in Saint-Antoine in Paris, France, lo invito a vender, “el árbol que Queda en la arboleda de La Verdad » … y que chingue a su madre su Amigo, Pablo Gleason 🗑️.

Mocedades, y para la bitácora: todos los hijos y las hijas de “La Otra España”, somos hijos de La Chingada, and it is not exclusive to Pablo Gleason and his Mexican entourage en MediaPart 🗞️💥.

P.S… and Congressman Scarborough, keep supporting your international Russian inteligentsia in 2024, and enjoy the new Baseball Uniforms…. heck, even Katty Kay can see through that sheer-see-through fabric. Gooooood, Dodgers ⚾.

Ol’ Joséphine-Monroe-Krispy Cream

d.A.R.E. you go again, Marjolena… Squeezing a tear onto my frozen cheeks.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido de Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas, presents it’s new line of products for the, and Eye quotes, “And, So This is Christmas, », Imagine THat, Rosalynn, bad rock and roll on The Plastic Ono “master slave husband wife”, any how, never mind Xochimilco, I am going to cross you over through Venice, not California, but the one from Off-n-bach.

🎹

With a love like THat, you know you-should-be glad,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

She Loves You

Master Slave Husband Wife meets Man Bear Pig

Deer, Lorde, as probably the first American captive³ in France, I must say, and I’ll quote, “Goddamn!!! », I have seen French bashing before, but let Mí tell Ewe, mister Rosecrans Baldwin, I have never seen it full-frontal and with a hole on the dough, it’s trou 🕳️.

Republicans revive the Monroe Doctrine in the US Congress, meanwhile in Tennessee, a fútbol anglosajón coach is working overtime to undermine the stick behind the carrot and Southern charm.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… Yeah.

 

And, mister Macron, do you believe in typos, are you a grammar Nazi, do you, Sir, enjoy dangling participles and false friends in interpretation? If you do, will you be waiting in line with former New Jersey Governor, Kris Krispy under Le Canopée newspaper rack on 6 December?

³~. Art. R-776 (Comedia d’Enredos) and other assorted conflicts of interests at the Préfecture de Police.

Öüï now returns, to The Jesuit-run Saint Mary’s Military Academy in Tokyo 🗼🍩

Being used — Rape me³

Broken News for Prime time in Hilo, Hawaii:

https ://www .reuters.com /world /middle-east /least-500-victims-israeli-air-strike-hospital-gaza-health-ministry-2023-10-17/

Sin título | Dessiner à l’infini, by El Primer Torero Porno… el próximo toro “MALRAUX³” de Domecq 🐂, le corresponde a Pablo Picasso.

³~. Bestia de 16 toneladas.

Mercury Rising at Saint-Merri (75003)

Mother’s seekers update from last sunday’s transmission informing about the cremation ovens discovered by a collective of women searching for their sons and daughters in COMALA†. 

Pega°sus re°cortes con en°grudo del bueno.

… in LOMAS de SANTA MARÍA†, JALISCO, the son of one of the mother’s that form the collective Mother’s Seekers (Madres Buscadoras) was kidnapped in front of his family when he stepped to the door after someone knocked (or rang, or called his name) at his family home.

They no longer search for JUSTICE nor TRUTH, only MERCY.

La Jornada

 

†~. “A living hell on Earth,” not to be confused with “el Pueblo bueno” del estado que está a un LADO de Jalisco, allí en donde los Nazis en México se asentaron (en La 🦉 U. 🦉 A. de 🦉 G. 🦉.

In local News, Alexei Navalny is never getting out of jail, unless Ukraine crushes Russia into The Palestine age.

Over at FIP central, Denis Soula painted Marie, all black and if you don’t believe me visit the old C&A, now gutted corner near châtelet, you’ll see 🙈.

And, dear Marianne, for a country who brands itself herself* as a Hex with no resources, but big ideas, you sure have a lack of imagination. Now give those SAPOS full RSA and the fucking Legion of Honor to that Chechen fellow. That Islamist did nothing wrong, Manuel Valls did, though.

SIN GRAVEDAD

“Momo Mogouchkov had been followed by the DGSI « since the end of July », according to Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin, through wiretapping and physical surveillance measures.

France 24

*~. Sorry about that, Marianne, I keep forgetting that youse a cunt, despite the cock. Issy-major-Pasquet, I learned many, many—many Sandía moons ago (through a cat named Freddy de Montreuil-sous-bois) that one has to be French in order to go through this world “Sans Gravité.”

Now, you might think I’m Crazy, but Marianne I’ve done told you that you can Drive my car, but you may only go where I direct your fickle ass… tú.

Issy-Su-Sana Pubeda, “¡Ay, qué lio!”…

Lost in Translations… False Friends in interprétation; expirimir lo que sea necesario, or as needed if you are French.

 

https ://www .legifrance .gouv.fr /jorf /id /JORFTEXT000045785228

Y simón que sí, Ministro FETET, you might think that an undocumented clochard like me has no business or, D À.R.E. Eye say, le droit! The right, Mr. Fetet, to lay these lines, but then a-gain, I call–mí–lee remind, Melle. Stephanie Menou, that it was her conflict-of-interest with the promexico crowd at the Cinéma Étoile de Lilas that put me here in the first place. So, yeah, I am well within my lane and on the broken white lines side of the road.

The right side of history, right?

Exprimir, as in:
Netanyahu EXPRIMIÓ a su pueblo de Israel, por ZIONISTA que él es.

 

To be continued… What did Netanyahu know, and when did he first learned of the ATTACK.

San Sebastián — Ambassade de La France au Le Mexique

Dear, most-Excmo. Ambassador, Jean-Pierre Asvazadourian:

Several elected LFI take legal action after Robert Ménard’s refusal to marry an Algerian under OQTF³

If his name is MAROUANE, then you know that The Gods Must Be Crazy, mi negro.

[p]ERHAPS, don Juan Pedro, and I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) am just spitballin’ a skinned cat and two perritos that I had for barbacoa in yesterday’s Math Session*, but it sure seems like your Institution’s are starting to notice that your administrators are starting to act like Mexican fonctionnaires, and with you being smacked in the middle of la CDMX you know that it is only matter of THYME before your public servants start to ask for “su mochadas para las sodas”… ask Prof. Johanne Poisson, she cannot let me lie because she is the one who chose this ACT – below ⬇️ back in 2014… Bruno from the 7éme bureau dépôt suggested the solidarity clause after I proposed searching for a Lawyer in California for violations against my human rights and professional retribution from a GOVERNMENT.

— BREAKING in Paris, France:

https ://france3 – regions .francetvinfo .fr /occitanie /herault /beziers /plusieurs-elus-lfi-saisissent-la-justice-apres-le-refus-de-robert-menard-de-marier-un-algerien-sous-oqtf–

How CON-venient.

 

FLORENCE Cassez bestowed with the lighting of the Olympic Torch 🔦… the Event is to coincide with García Luna’s sentencing in Babylon II at a court in Manhattan.

I don’t like Baseball,
I Love It!

Context develops out of an unmarked grave 🪦 The Haunted Mansion is for Barbies, Oppie 🤯. A perfect Trinity by any other ART.

 

PRESENTE.

Trinity Pictures presents, a Flyin’ Horse Appart
and
Oppenheimer’s Hunted Barbie Mansion

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /faits-divers /police /violences-policieres /policier-ecroue-a-marseille-un-sociologue-du-cnrs-denonce-une-fronde-organisee-a-l-interieur-de-l-etat-alors-que-le-directeur-de-la-police-reclame-sa-liberation _5968973.html

SUBJECT: YOUR new “fourth power³ alongside the executive power, the legislative power and the judicial power.”

And in Austin, Texas… Sessecionist governor and wheelchair enthusiast just signed into law a bill that would count consider a televangelists credentials to count as military service, just like in Iran with the Coran and their so-called “morality police ».

 

³~. Traditionally, in real democracies, not REPÚBLICAS 🍌 BANANERAS with KANGAROO 🦘 COURTS, the fourth power was a trade (not a profession) called PERIODISMO, néanmoins, Manuel Valls (ancienne Primo Minstrel at Matignon) sent that power the Way of Tyrone and Erroll Flynn 🏹

Style vS Substance — Reality vS Ratings

🎪 Welcome to another edition of:

We will always have la rue Borrégo… as°párt°ame° una “BOTELLITA” de DIET COKE, Marie-Louise; anyhow, here is the start of a new page in the adaptation of « If Youse Out Of Schlitz, Youse Schiltz Out Of Luck, Luc » … [O]f Coke, mocking: “Passers-by are nicer,” she says. I often come across her and her “Coke”. ¶1, fragment from the top of page 179.

https ://www .wsj .com /articles /aspartame-health-risks—l–aspartame–est–il–mauvais–pour–la–sante–ce–qu–il–faut–savoir–sur–l–ingrédient–cle–du–coca–light

Across The Atlantic it’s “Fuck You G.I. Jane”, Colour Mí Bhaaaadd, because OSAMA BIN LADEN and SAUDI ARABIA are celebrating like the French tonight, but with real powder, not with fire CRACKERS.

Over at the Électrik Big Top, Metro L11 à Lilas:

SUSANA PUBEDA tries to say “Oh, mon dieu” and all that came out was, “ah mai gad” and she sounds bhaaaad.
TimeStamp: 19h13 in Fip Central Time… “Oh, the stanza,” Susana was in “the chamber taking care of her business, when all of a sudden Thomas “el corbillón” walked in and got a whiff of Susana’s pa’ellas special discharge… cualquier parecido with our segment, “her farts smelt like green onions” es pura CausaLiDa‘.

🌬️🎶 Soldiers keep on GWARING

 

French on Parade

Featuring:

Los Indios de Ceylán, not to be confused with los indios de Celaya ni con los Indios de Juárez (those fuckers had the Spotlight in 2015).

And Reverend Al… let’s give it up for the Coloured Fellows on the Capitol Show.

Lisa who?

 

Appointment of United Statesian³ to key EU post sparks controversy

³~. https ://france-amerique .com /fr /americains-ou-etats–uniens/

And Katy Kay… I am not going to talk about masculinity on this blog, that’s too toxic for feminists, and it’s bad for politics. Artificial insemination is taking too long to market. Which is where Donnie Deutsch comes in, hilarity ensues when George Constanza becomes the Perfect man.

https ://www .sciencespo .fr /us–foundation /content /benjamin-haddad-i-do-today-kind-job-brought-me-sciences-po-first-place

But First, following the successful dick-swinging of BIDEN’s—nato (otan en Español del bueno, no en el de la flacida Falange franquista) trip to the UK,  LITHUANIA, and FINLAND leave it to France (happy National Holiday, by the way) to act all flamencos de ALABAMA in Brussels, AND TO ANSWER mister Benjamin Haddad (23 october³ 1985) of the Rennaissance party:

https ://www .lesechos .fr /monde /enjeux-internationaux /la-nomination-d-une-americaine-a-un-poste-cle-de-lue-suscite-la-polemique 

³~. De octubre tenía que ser este cabrón, —también!

— NO. No motherfucker, your Immigration Minister de Outre-Mer, or something like that, abolished all  “compétences requises” for your European Union post in Brussels, all you have from the pool is « talents » but they have not the competence nor, LA PERSEVERANZA to save democracy.

— BONUS Jeopardy Round… for a life-time supply of iPhone charging cables, don’t complain about CONFLICTS of INTEREST with the GAFAM³ Lobby, when you can’t see past your “little movie-festival-industry noble persons” at the préfecture de police en Cité.

³~. Google, Apple, facebook, Amazon, Microsoft.

and by the way, mister Haddad, nobody seemed to have had a problem when your Sciencespolita–ass spent some time in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA, at that RAND racket called the HUDSON INSTITUE, and isn’t that convenient! 

Haddad felt there was little understanding of the European Union as an actor when it came to trade, digital issues, environmental issues, or engagement to shape common norms and standards between the United States and Europe. “These issues were really under explored [sic], if explored at all,” Haddadsays. “That is what brought me to work on them, first at the Hudson Institute and the at the Atlantic Council.”

 

FemmeNazies and Diet Coke, like a Chevy Nova, it’s a bad marketing strategy in Spain.

 

Pocket pussy with Évry comment.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /opinions /2023/07/10 /christine-emba-masculinity-new-model/

Unrelenting Constanza. It’s a Festevus miracle.

 

Costanza nf (Città tedesca) … perseveranza n … Issy, John Scofield (you son-of-a-Route—66³ denier) “tedesco” is French for schatzi-pot.