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Investigación que se desprende de la obtención de una visa de larga estadía en Francia, y de la sazón —en los procesos— para recuperar la nacionalidad mexicana en La Unión americana.

Lo que aquí va a seguir —en cuestión de contenido— será un testimonio documentado que conste de solicitudes, números de folio, recibos de pago, y hasta algún regaño —o punto de vista— con todo y sus instrucciones de parte de funcionarios públicos, en la nomina del Servicio Exterior Mexicano.

En este espacio se archiva un caso particular que se ocupa de documentar la obtención —o la negación— de un pasaporte con el Sello Oficial de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos (en Francia).

En esta liga encontraras una denuncia en forma de vídeo para el llamado “buzón de quejas”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE470e9ETz4

Sure Jacques, but does that include RSA and the Toussaint bonus?

“I’m a space invader… and Willie Geist will be a rock and roll bitch for Ewe ».

Norman Die-die-die Red-ruM-ruM-ruM... don’t udder a single Muuuu.

 

Still to Come
Musical Guest:
SEPULTURA + OBITUARIY + JESUS PIECE

And, Representative Gatel, Maud… one-each, at the bendita Assemblée Nationale de París, isn’t it the same old beaten horse, it’s always the François Hollande niggers (or the Arabs) in Marseille, it’s always the ghetto, —IT’S NEVER!!! And little ol’ i literally mean NEVER! Never the posh French Nantucket equivalent in la Loire-Atlantique.

Personally, Madame Representative, as someone who actually met Pedro Páramo en Coma-La, i can tell all of Ewe that some among your precious little club (La France) are no different than “Los Hijos de Televisa” en la Maison de l’Amérique latina.

… any hoot, Representative Gatel, the good thing about pusher apprenticeship programs in Marseille is that Scarface became a hit in France.

And now, the rest of Carlito’s story… Doris was pissed. Doris fumed. Doris had gotten that particular leather 🧥 jacket as a gift, and you are not going to guess who gifted that particular Leather jacket to Doris on one of her Mexico outings when she was sowing her Oats in the Hall.

The year was 1982 and no body in Évry thought at the time that a French rapper in Marseille 2024 would be echoing Big Daddy Kane’s epic tribute to ODB’s “Calling Mr. Welfare³” in honor of Tony Montana and other assorted thugs 🦷. At the club, a GOVERNMENT RUN (prostíbulo paraestatal) Whorehouse from the JoLoPo days, Doris hooked up with The Lithuanian Leather Tanning criminal syndicate run by the husband of a Bulgarian CELL BIOLOGIST with multiple TAX HAVENS in PANAMA, via the Rosbif Virgin Islands.

³~. Revenu de Solidarité Active, pronounced  “RiSA” for its initials en Español.

Morray, j’suis grillé ou quoi?
Dès que j’parle à une meuf
Ceci, cela
Tu fais ci, t’as plein d’meufs
On t’a vu là
J’connais elle, wesh?

Booba not to be confused with Booboo because that’s another concept of an IDEA.

Entonces, Doris went to Mexico, LEÓN- Guanajuato, to be preciso because as Juan Preciado used to say in Colima:

it’s too fucking White around here, vamonos pa’Penjamo, y luego a comprar calzado (a León) que al cabo allí eso no vale nada.

o algo así.

De cualquier manera, meet U.S. here on the same blog and at the Same time for chapter Tú of “Carlito’s Story”.

Right now iTs Jesus Christ Superstar (or the Church of Man Love) as Willem Dafoe in “The Last Temptation of Juan Preciado y la negra Soledad”.

 

goooooo, Dodgers!

¿Quién te trae por estos lares, —morena?

Los arcos de un viaje al inframundo con el más “bombo” de los psicopompos de Mictlán, XOLOitzCUINTLE, but Évry body at Champs Elysées know that dog as ANubis.

🧟‍♀️🚕

Role Tide… por otros lares, –in Marseille, France, the body of a 36 year old taxi driver was found next to the charred remains of a stabbed 15 year old who wanted to be a gangster… so it goes.

Öüï begin in MARsella, Occitan capital of the French where the warden of French prisión on the opposite pole of the Hexagone just echoed the acoustic sounds of a Heavy Metal Mexican Army General in Culiacán, Sinaloa, when he implied that (just as in Mexicolandia, with the armed forces) it is not! Öüï repeats, IT IS KNOT, the National Police job to stop the growing NARCO VIOLENCE in France and insisting in the same breath that the unfortunate killing of a 15 year old who, incidentally wanted to be a gangster, is not the prison’s system fault and all of the responsibility (for such a Colombian hit job) lies on the prisoner who recruited the now charred remains of the aforementioned wannabe™️ gangster, from within his prison walls.

But first, Öüï switch, IT!, over to The Great MissISsiPi where Huckleberry Fuck is narrating to Rush in Toronto, Canada, the Story of Oct 7th and Tent Life In The Middle East.

Lo cortés no quita lo Keynesiano/ana

Introduction : a funny thing happened on the way to the Forum

I don’t know how, you were inverted…

In Harrison’s “While my guitarra gently chilla”.

Gentric hits the streets! Breaking in France

Following the un-masking of l’Image de France, Marie Gentric was thrown out onto the streets.

What a difference a They makes… no insistas Charlotte🧜‍♀️ Bibring, the difference is Gentric.

FULL CIRCLE
2 Rue de Viarmes,
75001 Paris

¡ Mirad !!! That’s Mí in that threshold, and Picasso on the other side of that CIRCLE cannot let me tell a lie, because that “West Bank settler-looking security guard” is my number ONE fan.

 

In maths news, the Very French prove once again, that 2 Lefts make 1 RIGHT. In algebraic terms it squares up to filthy Sans-Dents electing Hollande again and Renaud singing my niggers in l’Ethiopie.

Any 🦉 hoot, Marie Gentric, don’t think twice, there’s room inside of that high-speed — low-drag cardboard shack facing the Rising Sun on the Eastern-front to Les Halles. Don’t Thinking Twice, Eye will even pull the first guard shift so that you can rest. Don’t Think Twice.

Las mocedades de Serrat — De Cartón Piedra no more

Let’s knot Talk about Australia… Trump and President Joseph R. Biden are headed to Ensenada.

 

Breaking from China 🇨🇳 … Pau Paccard just cloned her pussy, cats! —That is… with musical guest, Fernando Delgadillo, featuring Colorado’s own Ween cover band, Powder Blue… Powder Bleu is the brainchild (literally) of The New York Times, the result is an Ugly Mexican (really a Jew) from The Daily Beast. Opening act, The Shit Creek Boyz to Man.

Eva En Las Frutas, versión Parque Naucalli 🍓🍒🍎🍑🍊🥭🍌🍋🍈🍏🍐🥝🍇 🎶

Needles to quote:

Gloria a’Dios en las Alturas 🐱 🐱🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛  

🎶 Like a Japanese Cowboy

And in Governor’s Whitmer State (Detroit) Donkeys kicked the elephant in Donald Trump 🫏, but this won’t fix the nourishing deficits en la La Franja de Gaza and Netanyahou’s Nazi advance.

“Eye scream-ah, Ewe scream-ah, Öüï All Scream-Ah for I Scream-ah!”.

 

Indeed, Katty Kay, indeed, Pedro Panadero has to clear up if, Elisabeth is a Bum iller or, a Bu Miller.

And now, Viva México Cabrones:

Come on Misha… pena’Jena apart, no tiene la culpa el Indio, si no el monje que lo CO’opta para la gloria de La Legión Extranjera en Marseille.

 

For the record, I knew Macario way before Misha NadieSh’da introduced the Narco Muerte (niña blanca) to Saint Merry.

… Any hoot 🦉, Delgado del Fundillo, Fernanda Delgadillo on the Misha Vaylon / Santa Muerte Facebook page cannot let Mí, lie:

Cuando tecolote canta, un indio Shinga’ Sumatra, namaste si ya mamaste, y si no, no hay Bronca cuando un’ Gato muere porque La China poblana lo clona, ask RFI and France24, they know.

And, Maud Gatel³… I’ve been to the mountaintop

To the Moon, Trixie… tú the moon.

It’s after midnight in Hilo, Hawaii, and over at the Sixth District of Paris, France, it’s the last half of the Eleventh hour.

The last of The Honeymooners

The Captain Louis Renault Award 2024… and Representative Gatel, it’s like I tell the good people of the bagagerie, Eye do Knot, I repeat, I do not select the Knews of the THEY! And, Öüï most certainly are not criticizing that R.S.A. that you get to touch, not Attal, dang-on-it! When I metion that coveted social aid it is to bring attention to recipients of that Euro 💶 check who used to torture and kidnap children in the land that I came here to write about, which of course as all you motherfuckers know, it’s The Mexican United States, it’s not about you. Trou 🕳️ rabbit hole of a Story that I am writing here, Trixie.

El contenido aquí incluido es un borrador. The work here is nothing more than a work in progress—a draft:

https ://www .nytimes .com/2024/01/14 /obituaries /joyce-randolph-dead

À bicyclette…

The Knew Labo d’Edition.

It’s a special edition of the Martin Luther King Junior they, and what a way to start the week because earlier this morning in Central Europe Time I had an opportunity to ask one of the members of the French Assembly’s Committee on Foreign Affairs and Conseillère de Paris, Maud Gatel, what is the most pressing present danger to the French Republic from abroad, her response, after a bowl of tripes à la mode Catalana with habanero peppers.

Carpe Diem, Reverend Al, carpe diem… and nevermind Homer, here comes Horace and his accusative*: dies. 

Let’s fext, and then if Marianne so wishes, Öüï shall dance 🧑‍🎤.

*~. Diem

And, Pablo Torre, don’t think, BLURT, you sumVaBeach… congratulations to the Detroit Lions.

… anyhow, Maud, The Rams lost, Detroit won, which is to say that the original draft was never supposed to be written for a European crowd, so pay no attention to the chingaderas mention within, y sin embargo the first thing that you should know is “six degrees of Kevin Bacon,” a grasp for Venn Diagrams and, a 36-hour day clock that follows the Sun from Paris, France, to Hilo, Hawaii-USA. So, keep in mind that this is just a blog, the whole blog, and nuttin’ but da’Blog.

El chavo del radiador número 8

Context for Jean-Baptiste en Bruselas follows. Thanks for the help.

Deer, Rachida Dati, meet Tina Nguyen

For context, on Friday’s edition of Morning without Mika Show, Scarborough was bitching about publication without “Ed°y°Torial” guardrails, or something like that, well Congressperson, it is not my Fault if the French first offer the means to a talents and skills Visa, and then renege on the tools to meet an end. There is no such thing as justice in France, just look a Dupond–Moretti, the current holder of Rachida Dati’s SEAL team SIX.

Symone que Sí, Alicia Menendez… the last time I saw that movie Congressman Clyborn was secluded inside of his special place at the basement of Capitol Hill. So was I, but at Les Halles en Châtelet.

When Whip-poor-wills call… “I was Thomas Jefferson worst case scenario,” as quoted from one of the 20 copies of stolen books inside of the VIRTUOUS Eye°Tallian, Vinnie Antonelli; King of The Rhoad’s, baby, 🇸🇸 King of The Rhoade‘s Scholar’s.

 

https ://www .livescience .com /archaeology /2700-year-old-temple-with-altar-overflowing-with-jewel-studded-offerings-unearthed-on-greek-island

Ministère de la Culture

The Nuremberg Defense : Rightttt Nguyen… « I Only Wrote was I was Told »

 

… and Congressman Scarborough, Willie Geist cannot let me tell a lie, because Loki (the god of mischief) would make Mika Brzezinski wear a bathrobe and think about ejaculating Russell Brand, heck! I reckon that even Katty Kay can vouch for that last zinger, which made Morning Mika storm out of the set 📐.

For context, Joe Scarborough claimed on Friday’s final part of Mika’s show that he was not the kind to wear a bathrobe but Every body who’s been keeping score knows that there is a Christmas Morning Joe jeer-in review when Joe and Mika stayed in the studio and got caught by the janitor, in a compromising position, a sloppy Psalm 69 is what the A°Male°Kites call it, or something like that.

Long paragraph short, the morning duo bribed the janitor and went on to do the show after they did each other in the studio’s bathrooms, in bathrobes and pajamas… Joe also wore under his pajama shirt, a stupid Green sweater.

Right, out of the trash… an exercise in Material Recuperation in the world capital of Fraud, Waste, and of course Abuse. It’s part of the Culture and the “good taste” of polite society.

 

… and Avi Velshi, Ewe are knot going to believe who cameos as Anne-Marie Cox? Why that would be Linda (Terry) Antonelli (Wilkinson), and she’s still wearing that same kick-ass jacket from 2016.

If I’d known that it was that Easy, I would have been all of the things that the Front de Gauche de Mélenchon(es) mexicanos en Francia smeared me with, and Javier Sicilia… de paso y para llevar, que Los Amigos de México en El Instituto Cervantes de París, chinguen a su madre³, también.

The Persuit of Happiness in Greek mythos.

³~. Todos los mexicanos y las mexicanas son hijos e hijas de la Malinche.

In Krispy Knews… WATTabbottisms?

Tuesday’s Gone (Free-Form Wednesday follows)

Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn is at the mound and it’s insane and uncanny at the same time just how much the batter at the plate looks a lot like Charlie Sheen.

https ://www .npr .org /2023/08/08 /1191679261 /ohio-election-results-issue1-abortion-state-constitution-amendment-ballot-voters

Over at Guardians 🪶 territory, The Cleveland Indians just scalped the CARITAS crowd in MAGA-evangelist island.

 

Deer, Amb.J-P Asvazadourian, in Paris, France, the Kat’s already been skinned, chewed and, spitted-out on Second base, in Hilo, Hawaii, however, your most very best excellent pussy cat Diego is being all phunny with the 12-year old ardillita de Nuts the squirrel 🐿️.

Los Aristopedophiles, based on the debased story of “Don Gato y su pandilla” y “Los kittens de Siamese Sánchez”…

It’s only 22 days until the next Blue Moon in the Sky Gig and 138 24-hour periods until Christmas and in to theys Krispy Knews (Ho, Ho, Jo!), American Dogs got fat and went the way of Rome. And across Ventimiglia Hills and over la Promenade des Rosbifs…

Any how, on today’s editon of Mika’s Shawl, Mika went over Menton and Monaco and found the Cap d’Ail the perfect place to go over Cousin Joe’s big noggin and she invited (all by her lonesome) Governor Krispy into the Rockefeller set. The routine played like an Abbott and Costello sketch, and in the spirit of a Christmas countdown discount on a lay-a-way plan, Cousin Joe opened up the piggy bank and splurged on the treats.

Across The Atlantic, the new Public Broadcast Service moderator for Washington Weekly can’t be bothered on the Morjo Show when asked to explain how the Republican Party got to it’s current MAGA cult conditioning format relaying that bucket of AMERICANA over to former Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton… Secretary Clinton for her part blamed it on Eleanor Rigby’s so-called lonely peoples, but father McKenzie could not confirm Ms. Rigby’s involvement with “The Loners”, in response to Secretry Clinton’s comments, Father McKenzie brought up the WATTabbottism of the “Hillary’s Honduran holiday” in 2009 when “Billy’s wife” failed to call a SPADE a COUP and instead called a CLUB a KIDNAPPING in “pura vida³” mode.

³~. Costa Rica & Usbek

And Hillary R.C., I blame Rachel Maddow’s “Hamburgers in Paradise” at 3 a.m. in the morning (no less) and Joe Scarborough’s Unesco’s connection at Buzzfeed dot France for all the loneliness of the month of August in Paris, France. But that’s on the préfecture de police catalogue, at ODeon place.

Context on “Oh, hi Oh!” follows… Abort, abort, abort…

 

Over at Progressive Field in Columbus guardians 🪶 territoires abortion is on the ballot 🗳️ box. And in Paris, I take my milk with café cargado con miel… cafecito is on Saturday mornings car°tunes with Miami’s favorite Korean, Katy Phangs.

But seriously… who let Costello in, —Fredo Corleone?

The loneliest Trinity residents.

 

Previously on, her farts smelt of Oñions 🧅

Synopsis: Kris Kryspy is running for sainthood en Tegucigalpa.

By-the-güey, hoy no hubo IMER noticias, but that is ok because mister Nájar don’t CARE when his correspondents are in BELÉM, BRAZIL. It’s the last summit on world climate before the ALIENS that ZANE ZELINSKY warned the world about back in 1995 and 1996 take over the world… thanks, OBAMA! 

WaWa Segment from LA Canopée, et vualá!

…

Nicolle Wallace, is that aqua-cock³ that youse wearing, or is Caroline Lening just happy to C-Mí

³~. R 3 ; G 171 ; B 171 — # 03abab  

Schiltz’ Schlitz-es-es.
I can still hear Geronimo 🪶 telling us: “When I’m ass-on-the floor at the Forum⁸, I’m nothing, people walk by without seeing me; when I’m at the Bagagerie, I’m Goyaałé² .” With his friend Kevin, and his girlfriend Aurélie, they daydream of a surveillance business. Equipped with walkie-talkies entrusted to them by the organizing association, they keep watch over the parties before the renovation at Les Halles’ “Jardin 🐍 extraordinaire”. They looked great in their dark uniforms. At the time, for a year or two, they provided security for the many events taking place in the neighborhood, at. Everyone loves Teddy’s smile, known as Ficelle. Teddy is a Pierrot lunaire, very attached to his tricycle full of odds and ends. Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know. Him, it’s prison. He’ll be expelled, I don’t know what for. Two lovebirds get married in front of the mayor of the 1st arrondissement and their friends from Mains libres. They leave for the provinces, to take up jobs as handlers in supermarkets near Agen. The young people leave us quickly – a way out, we say. Some come back, then disappear again. I hope the best for them, but the hard law of social statistics prevents me from believing in fairy tales. ¶ 5
Schlitz Shiltz Waltz follows… but FO’ist! It’s ¶ 6: right? V-low ⬇️

Fortunately, there aren’t too many of them,  like them, and social intervention focuses on offering them a future, a way in, sooner or later. More neglected by social action are those who have been disaffiliated for a long time, those who have a long experience of the street, or those who have reached the end of a pathway that has seen a succession of shelters, hospitalizations, revalidations – all the temporary stays that punctuate the daily life of uncertain people³.

VI

³~. I personally would have preferred using “nowhere they”, sitting on their nowhere ass, —or something like that.

 💣

Ewe dropped a bomb on Mí
Pundit
Ewe dropped a bomb on Mí

💥

Shecagó Blues.

… and the turd looks just like a “little boy”

Anyhow, it looks swell…ing from the other end of the teleprompter.

🖖🏿

 

And, Ari Melver, it’s Ringo’s Birthday, here’s yo’Ring madafaka: with shugga on top. You know the deal, Richard Steele Starr’s as The Humpty Dumpty Gap Band dancing Foo, and Caroline goes digitally 🚇 underground to Jamaica in search of Dexter… in Hilo, Hawaii.

They put that nigga in da’moovies. 🕶️ 🥁⚙️®️

The Misfits — I Turn Into A Martian

Meanwhile en CATALUNYA, Manuel Valls shoots his COOL~ARROWS:

The FAP FOUR²

Number ONE, Cul Héros: What has undermined the left in recent years?

Manuel Valls: “The laziness“… pinches SIN DIENTES! – a lo mejor diría su antíguo patrón.

La Saeta, de J.M. Serrat inspired by the Ponce Pilatus Barcelona Fútbol Chambers in Évry, France.

 

Now before Eye gets to the Month of May and the scrolls that would shift from the berrinche ensangrentado⁸ del Año de México en Francia, que según la Profe. Christine Brookes, nunca fue, and over to the long and winding road⁹ that leads to the Occitan gardens de “Tu mamá también” en Cannes, no less, Öüï has to touch base with a Mexican State that exists only in the outer limits of El Puerto de Guaymas and Sammy Hagar’s joint in B.C.S.

³~. Quivy, V. Incroyables mais faux ! : histoires de complots : de JFK au Covid-19. Éditions du Seuil. Paris. 2020.

⁸~. https ://www .ledevoir .com /opinion /idees /320524 /-portrait-d-une-violence-inouie-au-mexique

⁹~. https ://www .rottentomatoes .com /m /sicario _2015

 

Pg. 33
Paul in the sky without diamonds… via Lac Tica and La Jornada universitaria Michigan Daily in 1966³.

 

²~. https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2023/03/16 /manuel-valls-retour-en-politique-accident-espagne-que–devient-lancien-premier-ministre -11065467 .php

“And some even go on and say, that morena has all of the MAR_kings of a cult”

PEDRO from Baja California Sur.

March 25th, 2012³

³~. Context follows, suffice to say, 4 days earlier, a cyber-security contractor for the then governor of the State of Chihuahua, Mexico, was in town. He was my guest, turned out his then girlfriend was a campaign officer for morena in Chihuahua. How fitting, that the first of a STRING of Judas Iscariots on this passion, just took his life jumping off from a BRIDGE 🌉🧱🧱🧱🌉.

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Devil Woman on  the Banzai Show starring some guy who’s In with The Rolling Stones. The banquet will be at the Watts memorial. Beggars welcome.

Simón(e) que sí.

Eye likes your clothes line… got room for a pair of boxers?

Sympathy for Devil (1968)
Hope you don’t guess my name in vain, Mr. Tribe called QwEst.

 

Synopsis, Magali Faget  of the Melle. Pitch communication engagement agency, or something like that, stars as Lydia Rodarte-Quayle 🕵🏻‍♀️, Vieja Fea en el Pancracio with a Six-Sigma Más Cabrona Belt and, the head of Logistics at Madrigal Electromotive GmbH.

See How They Run… “they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide,” noted a frustrated Semolina Pilchard and a Mexican elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe’s Ravens.

 

Previously on, “of course you Should Know, this means GWAR »:

… wait for it, by now our non-readers mother’s should Know that Eye would like to have at least 3 word bricks 🧱 between Snapshots for an optimal column.

Entonces, para no decepcionar a Juanito Guanavacoa en rfpp del 106.3 de internet en frecuencia de maquillaje. Cámara, —acción!

… Chingue a su madre Serge Gainsbourg y su café para cons. Chin-chin El que no DiGa: ¡Salud! And, Magali Rodarte–Quiero como Quayle en olla 🫕 para mole con chocolate… I am not a fucking ‘passenger’, I am a messenger, pass the biscuits, Madeleine.

Al regresar… Los Tigres del Norte — y su jefe de diegos, “Machete 🐢 Amellado”.

…

South of Fox 🇲🇽 to Fujimori 🇵🇪 … NE to Hijo de Bush 🇺🇸

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Lucifer in vain. And in Washington, President Biden vows to take Cancer out of the Cosmos. No word if the Jerry’s, George’s or, the Veep, will be included in The Deal, or if Seinfeld, Costanza will be left to rot, Dryfus is a Johnson and Johnson card carrying client so Benes has nothing to dry–fuss about.

And… well—will’ya look at that, a King from the land of ME (Maine), complementary Corn on the plate. How many Kings are those; let’s see:

The vacuum fixer drew tú, Lobster 🦞 boy drew Won and, Northern Ireland makes for four, fabulous, and of course you know that Betelgeuse is the Joker, so… Fuck your aces high!

“He has very kind eyes,”

 

…. just like Diego Obrador Lopez Luna’s in Star GWARS, 

      — NoAd9581

Just like that Okie in love with Melle. Pitch at MADRIGAL.

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