³~. Attention CAMP, to They is the last day to submit your Mexican Co-optation CERFA forms for NadieSh’da Mexican They of the Dead.
Aquí en París como en La India y La China, la corrupción es más Soph°IS°tica—duh! — y por eso: Yes, corruption… We Knew This is, is, is, is, si!
… caminante no hay camino, la corrupción en Cité made sure of that.
It turns out, that the canine that guided Cuauhtémoc on his Four-year journey to the mythical Miticlán … Mictlán³ was not a Xoloitzcuintle, but a motherfucking French Poodle.
1525 – Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed on the order of a mercenary by the name of Hernán Cortés³.
And if Ewe coq suckers are just Lupin’ in, it’s time for the Understatement of the Year and a new Award Öüï likes to call:
God Save Texas — Like A Prayer… but seriously, as Willie Geist, so eloquently put it this morning to The New Yorker, “Why Should Texas be saved?”, period!
The Willie Geist Curve Yer’ Enthusiasm Award
it’s the Inverse of our favorite award, which of course is a direct link to The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, which was written by a German national and consequently inspired the, CAPTAIN Louie Renault Award.
1533 – Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher and author (d. 1592)³.
In Vatican News, I swear I did not draw that there tangent there, but what are the odds that on today’s edition Ewe motherfuckers would get The Two Popes for the Price of Freud (Anthony Hopkins) :
And now, the rest of the Popes, with Paul Harvey, “Good’Ey”
2009 – Paul Harvey, American radio host (b. 1918)
2013 – Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church, becoming the first pope to do so since Pope Gregory XII in 1415³.
Breaking from China 🇨🇳 … Pau Paccard just cloned her pussy, cats! —That is… with musical guest, Fernando Delgadillo, featuring Colorado’s own Ween cover band, Powder Blue… Powder Bleu is the brainchild (literally) of The New York Times, the result is an Ugly Mexican (really a Jew) from The Daily Beast. Opening act, The Shit Creek Boyz to Man.
Eva En Las Frutas, versión Parque Naucalli 🍓🍒🍎🍑🍊🥭🍌🍋🍈🍏🍐🥝🍇 🎶
Gloria a’Dios en las Alturas 🐱 🐱🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛
🎶 Like a Japanese Cowboy
And in Governor’s Whitmer State (Detroit) Donkeys kicked the elephant in Donald Trump 🫏, but this won’t fix the nourishing deficits en la La Franja de Gaza and Netanyahou’s Nazi advance.
“Eye scream-ah, Ewe scream-ah, Öüï All Scream-Ah for I Scream-ah!”.
Indeed, Katty Kay, indeed, Pedro Panadero has to clear up if, Elisabeth is a Bum iller or, a Bu Miller.
And now, Viva México Cabrones:
Come on Misha… pena’Jena apart, no tiene la culpa el Indio, si no el monje que lo CO’opta para la gloria de La Legión Extranjera en Marseille.
For the record, I knew Macario way before Misha NadieSh’da introduced the Narco Muerte (niña blanca) to Saint Merry.
… Any hoot 🦉, Delgado del Fundillo, Fernanda Delgadillo on the Misha Vaylon / Santa Muerte Facebook page cannot let Mí, lie:
Cuando tecolote canta, un indio Shinga’ Sumatra, namaste si ya mamaste, y si no, no hay Bronca cuando un’ Gato muere porque La China poblana lo clona, ask RFI and France24, they know.