¿Quién me presta una escalera? — 1525 el culto de la muerte 🐩

It turns out, that the canine that guided Cuauhtémoc on his Four-year journey to the mythical Miticlán … Mictlán³ was not a Xoloitzcuintle, but a motherfucking French Poodle.

1525 – Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed on the order of a mercenary by the name of Hernán Cortés³.

And if Ewe coq suckers are just Lupin’ in, it’s time for the Understatement of the Year and a new Award Öüï likes to call:

God Save Texas — Like A Prayer… but seriously, as Willie Geist, so eloquently put it this morning to The New Yorker, “Why Should Texas be saved?”, period!

The Willie Geist Curve Yer’ Enthusiasm Award

it’s the Inverse of our favorite award, which of course is a direct link to The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, which was written by a German national and consequently inspired the, CAPTAIN Louie Renault Award.

Any how, Misha Vaylon, “¿Qué sé yo », de La Sorbonne? 🎸 I’m just a little wing of Texas, indeed ⛏️ from the border not from Austin.

1533Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher and author (d. 1592)³.

In Vatican News, I swear I did not draw that there tangent there, but what are the odds that on today’s edition Ewe motherfuckers would get The Two Popes for the Price of Freud (Anthony Hopkins) :

And now, the rest of the Popes, with Paul Harvey, “Good’Ey”

2009 – Paul Harvey, American radio host (b. 1918)

2013Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church, becoming the first pope to do so since Pope Gregory XII in 1415³.

Las mocedades de Serrat — De Cartón Piedra no more

Let’s knot Talk about Australia… Trump and President Joseph R. Biden are headed to Ensenada.

 

Breaking from China 🇨🇳 … Pau Paccard just cloned her pussy, cats! —That is… with musical guest, Fernando Delgadillo, featuring Colorado’s own Ween cover band, Powder BluePowder Bleu is the brainchild (literally) of The New York Times, the result is an Ugly Mexican (really a Jew) from The Daily Beast. Opening act, The Shit Creek Boyz to Man.

Eva En Las Frutas, versión Parque Naucalli 🍓🍒🍎🍑🍊🥭🍌🍋🍈🍏🍐🥝🍇 🎶

Needles to quote:

Gloria a’Dios en las Alturas 🐱 🐱🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛  

🎶 Like a Japanese Cowboy

And in Governor’s Whitmer State (Detroit) Donkeys kicked the elephant in Donald Trump 🫏, but this won’t fix the nourishing deficits en la La Franja de Gaza and Netanyahou’s Nazi advance.

“Eye scream-ah, Ewe scream-ah, Öüï All Scream-Ah for I Scream-ah!”.

 

Indeed, Katty Kay, indeed, Pedro Panadero has to clear up if, Elisabeth is a Bum iller or, a Bu Miller.

And now, Viva México Cabrones:

Come on Misha… pena’Jena apart, no tiene la culpa el Indio, si no el monje que lo CO’opta para la gloria de La Legión Extranjera en Marseille.

 

For the record, I knew Macario way before Misha NadieSh’da introduced the Narco Muerte (niña blanca) to Saint Merry.

… Any hoot 🦉, Delgado del Fundillo, Fernanda Delgadillo on the Misha Vaylon / Santa Muerte Facebook page cannot let Mí, lie:

Cuando tecolote canta, un indio Shinga’ Sumatra, namaste si ya mamaste, y si no, no hay Bronca cuando un’ Gato muere porque La China poblana lo clona, ask RFI and France24, they know.

And Cousin Joe… do They know that it is All Saints They?

And Lindsey Reiser, did you know that DIAZ is short for PIMA County? Ask any Yaqui in Sonora, back in the THEYS of the Civil War. Now fast-forward to 2021 and ask AMLO what a fuck is going on with the WaWa for “indians” in them SANDS.

Ah, yes… el hombre perfecto. I am KNOT making this up, check the lore.

Over on the FIP section of the Jazz it’s: DOÑA CLITORIS, and per last night’s instructions CharLotte will Arrive! OH SHE’S AH-COMING ALRIGHT.

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-31-octobre-2021

Tonight however, Öüï is bound by LAW to relay to EWE’all, that the SIREN over at fip dot fr has a Hair up hertailAsk Shirley, Chuck… Eye is a vegetarian, not a Superman.

Eye tell {s} Ewe what³… here’s the formula:

ISSY, don Porfi invented the TRAINS in México way back when, and in the Right Here Now AMLO wants the TRAINS for himselfand the Energy Sector, and The Education Front, and of course THE MONOPOLY of the NATIONAL GUARD. LEviaTHAN or whatever HOBBS named it, was a FAG (punto y coma) Sin Celery. CALVIN.

  1. It took a Tall One to See, IT!
  2. Two 2 Bee live, IT!
  3. Tree³ to… anyone?

And Lindsey Rieser… don’t belive anything that Peter Alexander says, he goes to Scotland and starts a revolution for a parking violation and a dent on his Car. And if you are wondering what this is all about, then you need to go to our Twitter Crutch to KETCH UP with 2013 and how AMLO became CHàVez… without wearing a uniform or paying attention at LA U.N.A.M. (14 years, AMLO… 14 YEARS!!!).

https://laoctava.com/trending/2021/04/23/la-critica-de-ricardo-rocha-que-no-cayo-bien-en-los-seguidores-de-amlo

Meanwhile at La Division 4 of Section 1 of el cementerio de Montparnasse —a un lado de Jacques Chirac final resting place— ni una flor para EL Embajador, and that’s why I got you a pot from the TRASH next door.

#YoSoy132-Académicos Francia (punto y coma) fair Use of media | image | photo. For educational purposes.
Una cortesía del ‘Proceso’ de investigación, —if you will. —_-_— For the record this is a FiFo from the archives just to show WHERE THEY AT?

³./ … Three to Just Get In The Güey, silly… {D}illy.