Tag Archives: Misha — Miguel Baylon

But for… Nadiesha’s bio update 🪶

 1 de marzo, 2024

Note to editors:

Last Boat to El Segundo.

Abort! Abort!, stop the presses-es-ese!!! Stop The Presses-es—ese… and nevermind ESCALANTE!!! LOZADA is CARLOS, and he, LOZADA not Escalante is pulling a Semolina Pilchard but because The Eiffel Tower is on strike LOZADA is climbing up the Washington Monument.

You have to parse the words.

The events depicted in the following subset episodes document the last encounter with Brontis³ à la préfecture de Cité (75004) on September 26 of the year of Our Lorde³ 2014, —on The Twilight Zone. The first episode circles back to the riverside and brings you a word from our sponsor Led Zeppelin and the same old Immigrant Song, now with authentic squeezed German lemons.

Previously on La Fête des Morts à Paris, agenda… the good folks at NadieSh’da updated their but plugs, our All-things Fédérations and Associations correspondent, Catalonio Barcelonnette de Peralvillo, got an Ex-clusive In-side look at Misha’s New but plug:

Also available in BDSM and normies models.

 

Thickle your (🐉) ass with a feather?

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

🎶 And, Eye, WOULD! For, —Ewe.

Alice In Chains.

February 29, 2024 — Freedom of ’76

… and now, the rest of the story:

From the creators of Jimmy Buffett’s piña coladas, comes the story of Waylon Jennings tacos de perro in Tijuana, only on Morning Joe.

That’s what We get for listening to Rachel Maddow, now Enjoy Your Hamburgers in Paradise, 75004.

In Local news, the Russian protectorate section of Moldova 🇲🇩, a country close to the Poisson extended-family in The French 🇨🇵 Antilles³ just invoked (overnight) Vladimir’s Oligarch’s protection, and in Poland, The Salon de l’Agriculture in Varsovie just fell for the Nazi-Slovak-Russian tactic of 1938, giving Ambassador Brzezinski there, a bone to chew on… and Rachel Maddow, try this Indian tortilla 🫓 for size, the Russian front just got a shipment of Nan-cheese to go with their rations, this is going to make for an interesting antipasti of small chunks of meets³ given the Spanish tapas that are currently joining The International Foreign Legion for The Ukraine side of the trench.

³~. As in Cold Cuts, Shredded Meats encountering each other; Eye doubts that there will be any Duck and Chicken on that D.A.R.E. tray, on account that part of the poultry is in Sri Lanka and the rest of the  other coop is under Marianne sweet bussom (jugs).

Meanwhile at the Apolline de Malesherbes Show on BFM’er TV, my favorite Frog, Dominique de Villepin just made the rounds to revisit his 2001 intervention against sending the French Foreign Legion, let alone French nationals, to die in Crimean Peninsula… that’s what the P.I.G.S. are for.

Page Tú, if I was the Devil…

Knock, knock… Who’s there? — Al… Al Who? — Al Ah Bama… Psykes.

 

Let’s take a Trip to Australia, it’s down 👇 under and that’s the way to get into Hell, but you know what Negrita, Eye knows a quicker route and that’s through México, because there’s No God in Tamaulipas all the way to Tee-Jay, güey.

Our first stop is Ensenada where President Joseph R. Biden and nigger-shoe peddler Donald Trump are stuck in a cabaña hut 🛖 full of bananas and coke.

But first, Öüï switch, It!, over to Chicago where a federal judge just danced El Pasito duranguense with Donald Trump and that motherfucker (nº 45, not the federal judge) is off of the General Election ballot in Ill y Noize, across the Bluegrass and beyond Churchill Downs, Senator Mitch McConnell just stepped down from his High Horse and is Leader no more.

For context, we return to Martin Luther King’s 2024 Edition when our multifaceted staff updated this most non-consequential blog’s take on France’s most consequential present-danger, which according to a member of the French Foreign Affairs Commission is, off-course a Russian Winter, —again.

Tequila Sunrise — Quattro Fromaggi, and because there is nothing artificial about Mí, this is in fact a time-delayed entry, not an Intelligence on the spot.

Meanwhile at Saint Merry, Nadiesha updated their butt plugs, or their bio, or something like that.

Las mocedades de Serrat — De Cartón Piedra no more

Let’s knot Talk about Australia… Trump and President Joseph R. Biden are headed to Ensenada.

 

Breaking from China 🇨🇳 … Pau Paccard just cloned her pussy, cats! —That is… with musical guest, Fernando Delgadillo, featuring Colorado’s own Ween cover band, Powder Blue… Powder Bleu is the brainchild (literally) of The New York Times, the result is an Ugly Mexican (really a Jew) from The Daily Beast. Opening act, The Shit Creek Boyz to Man.

Eva En Las Frutas, versión Parque Naucalli 🍓🍒🍎🍑🍊🥭🍌🍋🍈🍏🍐🥝🍇 🎶

Needles to quote:

Gloria a’Dios en las Alturas 🐱 🐱🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛  

🎶 Like a Japanese Cowboy

And in Governor’s Whitmer State (Detroit) Donkeys kicked the elephant in Donald Trump 🫏, but this won’t fix the nourishing deficits en la La Franja de Gaza and Netanyahou’s Nazi advance.

“Eye scream-ah, Ewe scream-ah, Öüï All Scream-Ah for I Scream-ah!”.

 

Indeed, Katty Kay, indeed, Pedro Panadero has to clear up if, Elisabeth is a Bum iller or, a Bu Miller.

And now, Viva México Cabrones:

Come on Misha… pena’Jena apart, no tiene la culpa el Indio, si no el monje que lo CO’opta para la gloria de La Legión Extranjera en Marseille.

 

For the record, I knew Macario way before Misha NadieSh’da introduced the Narco Muerte (niña blanca) to Saint Merry.

… Any hoot 🦉, Delgado del Fundillo, Fernanda Delgadillo on the Misha Vaylon / Santa Muerte Facebook page cannot let Mí, lie:

Cuando tecolote canta, un indio Shinga’ Sumatra, namaste si ya mamaste, y si no, no hay Bronca cuando un’ Gato muere porque La China poblana lo clona, ask RFI and France24, they know.

Frida 🔥 Snowden ✍🏻… el diantre está en los detalles

Two for the Road ⚾ Double Header

… [E]ntonces, ¿en qué diantres estaba? ¡Ah, si! Issy, Öüï was addressing don Miguel Baylon del coro de la “Pájara Peggy” en las gradas of the Parisian City Hall.

https ://dle .rae .es /diantre 

 

Sin embargo, Salma Hayek, Misha’s “cringe” at The Latin American Chante en Solférino y La Asamblea 🇫🇷 se presta como el pancracio perfecto para meter a Baylon en un traje de Nylon y como buen hijo de la malinche que él es (¿o a poco no, cabrón?) mándarlo pues, como dice La Sonora, “a la cachi-cachi porra”, al fin le gusta subirse a la gradas y gritar, “¡GOYA, GOYA! Cachez en UN — Ra-Ra. 🐆

Oh, Mamá Mia, Mamà Mia, mag-ni-Fi_co

Note to editors: listen coq sucker’s, So, by the power vested in El Chavo del Ocho, Katie Benner continues to plot the degrees of Bacon, wait Won; figure out Who’s on First, and then: explain how Cousin Joe can divide 13 into 28 seven times:

If JC can turn fish-galore out of the pussy … wait, that hook was twisted, throw it back and get that basket over yonder 🏀

Eye say A-gain: so pedestrian.

Let’s give a Warm Welcome to The Miami Sound Machine… told y’all that I don’t select the Apéritif-es-esos, I just mix’em, shake’em, and if the Customer asks, Eye will stir_the—The fucking~~~Olive 🫒 and put a toothpick 🍸 trough the Ice-Cube 🧊.

 

¡BROZO! con una Chingada, cabrón. ¡BROZO!!!

 

And, Pao’ Ramos… Ewe think daddy’ill mind if I SuperImpose Emma on Ewe?

Natty Le Pio translates from Thailandés:

You have no memory… is Thai for: no tienes madre, grandissimmo cabrón.

 

If you are already versed in the Rhules of 6 Degrees of Kelvin Bacon, please go to jail… 🧐 without collecting after passing GO. Don’t be like los Juanitos Ganabacoas de Ameri-cue 🎩🎩🎩

But speaking about La Emisión Americas, I don’t know what the peruchos de Botzaris are going to be covering tomorrow, probably a re-transmission. In any case, I did not decide to close el llamado “mes de la hispanidad” with Chile 🇨🇱, but here I am, with a review of “La Resentida”… So come on, 🎶 CREAM, get on top. crEAM you will cop. Cream on Deadline.

Los detectives de Salvárcar, Freddy Cats cameos as a cholo Reloaded.

 

So, by the power vested in El Chavo del Ocho, Katie Benner is going to plot the degrees of Bacon:

1. Old El Paso del Norte (Cantina Felina)

Yup, Felina’s cantina was in El Chuco, but that “hill overlooking El Paso” is located across the Río Bravo, in front of The School of Minas, and of course, Congressman Beto O’Rourke’s front yard in Sunset Heights.

To the West, Palomas and in front, Douglas. Don’t ask me about the East, I’ve never been to Marfa, ni mucho menos Ojinaga.

Los Amigos de Miguel Baylon (Nadieshda Asso. 1901) en Saint Merry. Y Alicia Leos no me puede dejar mentir, PAOLA RAMOS, el segnor Baylon es de los que se subieron a las gradas del Ayuntamiento de París durante una sesión del consejo administrativo de la Ciudad (bajo el líderazgo de Anne Hidalgo) para “gritar” la protesta en CONTRA DE LA VISITA de Estado de Enrique Peña Nieto… o algo así, la cosa es de que Micha y sus secuaces le besan la mano a Dios, y luego-luego al salir de ese encierro, van a la Embajada de México en Francia a besarle el Culo al DIABLO en turno. Los Masones hacen eso para simbolizar que están más allá del bien y el mal… or something like that, PAOLA RAMOS, any how, Your Father Should Know, though he was born a long-long time ago, when Micha, was just ADELA.

http ://www .parisinfo .com /sortie-paris /180113 /la-fete-des-morts-a-paris

So, Old El Paso, add del Norte and and even Francisco Primero will tell you, that the strip in which the Air Italia flight landed was in the Abraham González (Señor de los cielos) Airport, and not at the Don Haskins International Airport.

In El Paso, Clear Chanel Communications would not allow the local papers, except for one diario, to bill the Pope’s visit to Ciudad Juárez, as that, and so for the length of time that the Pope was in the vicinity of Las Dunas de Samalayuca, Ciudad Juárez conveniently became a part of “El Paso del Norte”… the same thing happens when José Díaz-Balart visits Santa Teresa, the racetrack in New Mexico in front of Lomas del Poleo, becomes a part of Coronado and Mesa Drive, casi esquina con la calle Stanton.

Lo que ví [Paz Corona]. I saw nothing. I’m serious Lo que ví always had a thick set of curtains across the gallery’s storefront.

2. If you can’t connect what Pao’s religulous reporting is trying to communicate, then you need to go to El Teatro del Pueblo en Abbesses-de-Montmartre.

 

3… Jump to Page Tú:  “Pare de Sur Fear is Knot what His Panic think that it is ».

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