Fast Times at Chuco Town

Modelo (yo) Especial ingenia.

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the imagination 🏌️

TKT, Hidalgo invita.

In local news, Colombian president and Saturday Morning’s Cartoons enthusiast, Tavo 🇨🇴 Petro, condemned the gringo-klan of 🇺🇸 America transgressions against the liberty menu of América 🌎 y sus cryspy papas 🍟 freedom.

Ewe Were Just a duck in the crowd, starring Sean Penn as Edward Libres-Scissors.

 

You ain’t nothing but a French canard.

At The Moo-Vies :

Oh for the love of La Mancha!

Leonardo DiCaprio goes on the lam, short-story long, DiCaprio takes the bathrobe but the motherfucker forgets to bring a towel.

Sr. Nájar: O mio babbino caro… this is actually, the third act

Issy-Ramón Quintana Woodstock-en-Órbita, estó es un Cambio de Tercio y el próximo toro le corresponde a Omar García de los 43 de Ayotzinapa con un semental de 15 toneladas de plata canadiense* extraída de Durango y por supuesto… Zacatecas también.

Eye was Dare the Eagle tú. Any 🦉hoot señor Jan Martínez Ahrens, el traductor automático enuncia que la renuncia del abogado de los 43 de Ayotzinapa se da un mes “despues” del 11º aniversario de que la prefectura de París me retirase mi estancia de residente legal. La realidad de las traducciones es de que eso pasó en el mes de septiembre y no en agosto.

PSA: todos los músicos de Valeria 🚇 Precoz son putos.

Noticias Agencia de Nice… I spoke to the photographer that clicked you on that protest against Le Pen way back then when his daughter Marine was sowing her whiskers 😼 at la Úniversite de Fréjus, but that has nothing to do with Mr. Verga at Seguros Generali…

And Zeppelin goes here

you can continue to shift la cornada to your childhood neighbor but like Eye said, Öüï traced-and-tracked back the photojournalist who fucked you like a Client on Jefferey Epstein’s list, way-back-then. Enjoy your mini 🇬🇧

Los hijos de Sánchez ahora con los mecos de López Obrador

Andy López Beltrán… 🎳 welcome to The Hotel California, por ay’dicen los espías de tu señor tlatoani y “las embajadoras de Jorge Saldaña³ en París” que tú no sabés bailar cumbia y que eres una DESGRACIA con Air Jordan’s®️ para « el pueblo bueno » y también para los hospitales de Dinamarca.

“O como dicen los franceses…”

Jorge Saldaña.

Los Misfits de Monterrey en los López de Obrador ~ PELOTERO A LA BOLA ⚾ Armando tiene la Clave, Armando tiene el ritmo, armando pues ANDY a tu chingada madre.

Y como dijo López Tarso: taka~taka en japonés 🥋

El peatón no es un voto
Gobierne con precaución
y dígale a todas y todos los topes de La Cuarta Transformación, que chinguen a su madre, comenzando con La 👘 Malinche 🪭 en el barrio de “la 💃 moraleja” en el Reino de La 🐂 Madrid.

Katy Barbosa te veo lejos y ni te conozco pero te quiero aquí*

*~. O yo allá… da igual.

Weezer 🌾 The F.A.O. Song, versión Hong Kong

And Starring As Maggie Simpson – Marie Gentric… entonces pues, Maggie Gentric if you think that Homer crossing the threshold between your cameraman and your news desk was a coincidence Ewe got another thing coming, just ask Susana Pubeda and her early Monday morning voice, it’s what The Count of MonteClaro does, and the count is now clear because Eye just CROSS CANCELED Benjamin Netanyahu in the role of a hitleresque Bart Simpson. ISSY-Johanne-Poisson, Homer was a French Clochard entre La Monnaie y La Sam•Ari•TANA.

Deer, Qu Dongyu:

FEED TIBET, you Chinese buffet maddafaker Yu.

Ahora sí, “ayotzinapos para espontáneos” en relevos australianos. But first, Johanne Poisson knows that if You Want To Destroy The United Nations in ROME, pull The FAO’s THREAD as you, doctor… walks away.

En un extraño lugar (retacado de nopales) where el acordeón 🪗 improvisaba una batucada sin instagram ☎️ tú entenderías quién soy. Ingrata, all little ol’Eye want is to give you WOULD 🤟🏼 por el tiempo que dura y yo no soy DURA ☢️CELL

700 Años de Los Super Machos
entre la pelusa del ombligo
del mundo de Héctor París SHAYNEbaum

Say no to drugs: SMOKE MARIHUANA, or cannabis for the faggety French 🇦🇷 Carlos Gardel was FROM Montevideo. period,

Previously on last year to they… “nosostros no somos iguales”

In local news Los Angeles now has 3 years to the opening of the XXXIV season of the Santa Ana Winds Flame, olympics edition.

Issy-Rachel-Maddow, I can still HEAR the ECHOS of the mainstream media ridicule redditors back in 2014, 2015, 2016 through 2020 and now, you should know the rest of Aaron SWARTZ story. ERIC HOLDER and the F.B.I. killed him, MSNBC helped seal the takeover and transition “conventional wisdom” to Buzzfeed.in.france

 

But first, CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 20 minutes France who just became THE BUZZFEED of a new generation of, LIVE FROM NEW YORK it’s “I’ve Seen That Movie Too”, it’s about a cat named Titus, Issy-Eye-buried-that-pussy, aussi.

And now you know… if you think that Vincent Vega had a COW when Uma ordered a $5 milkshake, you should see/read what Travolta said when he played the role of The Snowqueen from Texas. Remember The Alamo, gordo.

Money for nothing… and Paris for free.

 

Nosotros No Somos Iguales is an open letter to Elena Poniatowska y Francisco Ignacio Taibo Junior. Misa en cena por Vilma Fuentes en La Jornada.

AGUASCALIENTES… amarillo no me pongo

Pura Pantalla brasilera en Horizonte. KATY Barbosa no cambiará ninguna metralladora de tags.

In this section the student will separate the red IT! (plural) from The SciencesPo minutes (singular), additionally, the screengrab must match the screenshot en tiempo, espacio y, contexto sin importar la forma; cognitive disonences are encouraged pero para la memoria, these must cancel out with events of the previous 36hr period in a New York Minute, por ejemplo Raquelito, as i (Armando 🚲🧭 Segovia) write this paragraph the Pelotón del Tour de France just crossed the Seine Musicale in the vicinity of the Siren that is on playback today. Time Now, 50 minutos antes de las 7 de la noche.

If, and only if, youse a student of the mainstream media in France be warned that the use of Artificial Intelligence is futile with out FOOTPRINT 👣 PROOF of your carbon waste at La Sorbonne or any of her pinchurrientos annex-es en Saint-Germain-des-Pres, in other words Ewe Stupid French motherfucker’s, the use of A.I. is allowed but only if you know who Mika Brzezinski’s dad was and where Alfredo Jalife–Ramhe was at the time when Concentration Camps were the fad in Florida, or Alcatraz.

Canal 26

El Genaro García Luna del “pueblo bueno”

Ya ves Sergio Ávalos, que sí son iguales al P.R.I., son lo mismo y creo que hasta un poco peor. En fin, que viva MACUSPANA y lo siento por lo de las remesas, JOHN MILL ACKERMAN convenció a todos los “paisas” en la Unión Americana de que Obama era un ladrón y Putin lo mejor de DONALD JOHN TRUMP, y por eso “los paisas buenos” votaron por LAS REDADAS de Herr nazi-Jew Stephen Miller.

En México, nueva ley promulga que el cableo público de La Comisión Federal de Ele-TRIcida’ sean enterrados y desaparecidos por pinches $2,000 pesos del erario.

Bien decía tu comadre licenciada, Talía Olvera, que los mexicanos que se van a los EEUU no son como los mexicanos que se vienen a Francia a estudiar con las remesas de BAKERSFIELD o de Oklahoma, que son lo mismo pero no son igual.

By Homer, Eréndira de Ackerman, it’s a Winner’s Wrath!

House of academics Eréndira Sandoval and John Ackerman robbed in Mexico City…

Ora pues, yo no soy Halcón, I am SIRIUS, Horus. — Shades of Man — ISSY Eye is not the heir Horus is.

And now, Witness To His-Story 2008—2015

From the producers of Charles E. Bohlen and The Leningrad Cowboys, in association with VIVOS SE LOS LLEVARON a París, y PENDEJOS los regresaron hasta Ayotzinapa.

But first, it’s our annual Captain Louis Renault Award.

“I can’t believe that there is fascism in the Fraternity house!”.

At the wheel.

Minuto 90 + 4 :

GERMANIA 1 — Hispania 1

https ://www .lemonde .fr /international /article /2024/07/04 /en-italie-giorgia-meloni-reagit-aux-propos-racistes-et-antisemites-des-jeunes-membres-de-son-parti

Ladies in Gemini, French gremlins from The Economist and EUROPE 1 prevented this most non-consequential blog from finishing the HISPANIA vS Germania match just before La Roja told the CNEWS matin: NO PASARÁN.

In other news, a lackluster performance between Cristiano Ronaldo and Antoine Griezmann secured a semi-final match between La France de Vichy and La España de Franco at the ballot 🇪🇺 box on Sunday

¡No Pasarán!

 

Por Cigarros a La Madeleine — Javier Sicilia and the professional agitators en Paris

🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️ Surfer Calavera – Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana… I wanna’ go to San Diego, I wanna’ go y no puedo, Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana, bienvenida a La Juana.

In local news… Bienvenida la cena—sopita de camaró.

 

A new sensation in excesses-ese.

With all due respect to all Down there 🇦🇺… Australia had the day off, this is why Velsho was dressed like a classy undertaker.

El Lugar Correcto (Course de La Reine)… Si Adelita se fuese a Tijuana.

… sources close to Ensenada relay that immediately after a suspect was arrested, El Presidente himself ordered a presidential hug for the surfer killer, and complained about something just like every—fucking–day at Chapultepec.

 After the break
It’s another edition of:
¡Las Más Cabronas!   

Narrated by Katie Phangs, a giraffe, and a pig with lipstick no less.

🎶 Si Adelita se fuera a Mediapart
La seguiría por metro y por bus

My, mai… my, Cousin Joe, are you mixing your Buffalo Springfield lyrics to fill in between Mika’s birthday bash on the Morning Joe set and the placards at UCLA?

From the Prostitution Ministry in France

Aurore, you ignorant slut! The real anti-Semitic assholes are the settlers in Northern Gaza and they wear the philanderer star of the King who sent his friends to war so that he could fornicate their wives. It’s good to be the King, eh, Madame Bergé!?

https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-gaza-war-israeli-military-tells-palestinians-not-to-return-to-north-Gaza-after-witnesses-say-troops-killed-5
🎶 Si por metro sería sin boleto
Y por bus de columpio por atrás.
It’s not, “… [Y]oung people carrying signs, mostly saying, “”Hooray for our signs³””, Cousin Joe, it is however a perfect fit for all of the Mexican and other assortment of latin American protests in París. The hight of that MEXICAN BOURGEOIS exaltation manifested itself at The Bataclan during a CALLE OCHO concert, where the Ayotzinapa (tutti frutti) ensamble of agitators (for that cause) demanded from the balcony at that concert hall, that Rene, the reggaetonero in that ensamble, acknowledged them before those in attendance that night.

³~. For what is worth, it’s “Hooray for our side”.

1 de abril — Sprechen Sie Yesca?

And, Donnie Deutsch… wait one minute GO!

Magnum photos me pela los tallos.

for the record Donnie Deutsch, fuck you.

Leave the fish take the LEAF🚶‍♂️… Houston, we are going to need a new 🌿 Emoji for the next update.

And Öüï begins in South America, where as previously stated to Lola Álvarez Bravo at la Maison de l’Amérique latine (217 SGdP), son SOMBRAS nada mas, —ombres, pues. 

Bleach de Javel

Sounds like a joke…

 

but it is knot. Ask David Ignatius, Zelenskyy is the new PANCHO VILLA fighting for Madero, and the U.S… well the U.S. continue to pull a HENRY LANE WILSON on Eisenstein