Monthly Archives: August 2023

Deer, “de la Soul” if that is even your wallet at El Segundo

“I been here before”, and I pity the fool who negates that Latin Jazz, and jazz… comes from Ah-Freak—Ah.

Mulatu Astatke

Good-bye to August.

Fuck you and the fip . fr — after party. Ewe cocksuckers remind me of the talent that graced Órbita 106.7 fm in Juárez, Mexico.

Hey, ha’Ya doin’?

For the record… Fuck you, at La Villette, Jazz is Dead3, bunch of national sport suckers 🐓… come next week these coq suckers are going to be on the streets like bums at the RSA 🎷🎺🎹🥁

Öüï the staff wood like, like would could — if a  would could Ever could — to disclose that Eye’ve just spent 17.5 h inside of the happiest place on Earth:

r/pussy

Entonces, señor Naja [IMER noticias], no es que no nos guste la lluvía, pero de cualquier manera, — ¡chinguén a su Madre!… No usted, sino las noticias.

Y aquí, le expresó por qué³: 

El Bongoro.

She insisted that Eye interact with them nipples. Don’t blame the messenger, just doing my job.

³.~. Porque ya lo expresé un chingo de veces.

With that in mind, now that the French are gone from your little happy tourist trap, WHAT DID YOU DO this Vacances.. did you get a pantalón y 30 pesos for yer’ cum?

A trade mark, of a cult organigramme, is to have IMER NOTICIAS to periquear AMLO’s message on LA HORA NACIONAL. !Viva Francia y sus pinches pobres del 106.7 fm!!!” IMER YUCATÁN… continuamos and for the record, it was Orbita’s DJ, Julio Guereka who said the part about “PRIMERO los pobres” not me (Armando Serrano~Prieto), further-more… CHINGUEN A SU MADRE LOS DE MOLOTOV³. Thanks for the double tickets for the show, but I don’t wanna go.

³~. Feliz Cumpleaños a William Briseño en Yucatán 92.9 fm… ya es 1 de septiembre.

… Freddy Cats en Montreuil (93) y sus pinches “Cholos Re-loaded”, guest star.

[ Infrastructure is missing ]

🖼️

This , 🔼 is a college degree.

Or, no pun intended… Got your subsuelo sold to a Canadian mine 👹.

Suicide Solution — AOC para Chile y Chile para AOC

Hello:

Here I am bay-bee… hello from just another locker in France, follows.

Efemérides*:

Just the facts ma’am. Are Ewe sayin’ that 🎶 A orillas del Río Bravo, hay una linda mujer descuartizada en una fosa del señor gobernador?

 

NORDAKA: HOMENAJE a Marcel Marceau (1923–2007)
https ://www .jornada .com.mx /notas /2023/08/29 /espectaculos /le-culte-de-la-personnalite-ne-me-motive-pas-c_est-plutot-le-culte-du-travail-qui-me-motive_jaime_lopez/

International Day of the Disappeared…
featuring the Hartistry of Fredy Cats in France.

— 70 AD, Titus ends the siege of Jerusalem after destroying Herod’s Temple. And the story of JESUS CHRIST begins to be get drafted by a Roman-Jewish “madrina” who went by the name of Flavius Josephus.

… y aunque no te de, —La Ghana. This is, Last Week (Aug 4, 2011³) To They… because whether the good-people at the Agence France Presse remembers or not, “[B]etween 2001 and 2008, the organization of the Gulf Cartel and Los Zetas was collectively known as La Compañía (The company)”.

Le Gabon, El Mali, and The Niger. Wuah-güa—WA.

— 1960 Rosalino “CHALINO” Sánchez Félix sees his first “Flores de mayo” in a ranch called El Guayabo in the state of Sinaloa.

https ://www .axios .com /2023/08/28
/us-declassify-chile-nixon-coup-briefings-cia

And later in the programming:

— 2014 Charles Clyde Bowden (b. July 20, 1945 – † August 30) was an American non-fiction author, journalist and essayist based in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was best known for his work documenting violence on the Mexico-United States border, especially in and around Ciudad Juarez.

Trafficking defendant: I was a DEA informer…
and Next Year, this happy fellow is going to be moving to FRANCE, where Amnesty International is already scheduling his domiciliation appointment with one of the many welcoming associations of the French Law of 1901.

³~. https ://www .chron .com /news /article /trafficking-defendant-i-was-a-dea-informer

Osiel Cárdenas Guillén is a Mexican drug lord and the former leader of the Gulf Cartel and Los Zetas. He is currently imprisoned canned at a prison in Terre Haute with a release date of 30 August 2024.

 

And so Öüï begin in Gabon, but first, if you are keeping track you might recall that all that Öüï wants is for Florida to sink down Bermuda way, and right now it‘s Primetime in Talla°has°see° 🌬️🌀🌊 and the perfect storm to surgically cut Florida from the Mainland has made landfall 🌪️⚡🌧️🌪️. Our thoughts and prayers are with y’all; R015.

https ://www .euronews .com /2023/08/15 /ecowas-military-leaders-to-discuss-niger-coup-at-ghana-summit

After the Eye of Idalia passes by the I-95, Governor De Santis will have to shake President Biden’s hand, photo-op which, the governor then will will then use as a PR ad in a PAC ad.

*~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /August_30

Hola… Tuesday’s gone and Wednesday Music is on

Did Eye mentioned, Öüï’s flabbergastedness…

For the record this access has left me flabbergasted beyond belief 🎬… Silenzio.

 

And in Paris, el jefe de Estado is meeting with all of the “made” fellows of La République, la junta will be behind closed doors and no cameras (or social media) is allowed, lest you wish to sleep with Luca Brasi.

For the record let me remind the son of Blondie (not that one, with the heart of glass) what a Catch-22 en Francés, looks like:

Rock Ewe Like A Hurricane 🌀, Ramírez.

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My, Nigga… the Reverend Al Sharpton — Viva La Bagagerie, Fuck La France 🇨🇵

1. Fuck La France 🇨🇵 y Toi Aussie 🇦🇺

and for the record

Context Follows >>>

 

2. In Washington, Governor Chris Krispy just secured a regular slot on the Morjo Show, with a minimal Joe Scarborough rider on the contract. It’s Slap-Stick Politics with a crack pipe.

3. In Paris à La Villette, Babylon is going to Babylon, but instead of plain ol’Coq they are all going to suck dick at the after party, —it’s what they do, they suck Coq 🐓.

Fo’ :

… AMY, AMY, AMY!!! Nevermind Barnicle, he’s a ”cachirulo“ in the Mexican Indian Command league.

… And fo’ Da’record jump to mañana. Ewe coq au vin lover 🐓

This is me

But first, Öüï’s all access now and someone has a little dimple on his/her justifications.

… 🎶 We are the world, yada, yada, children ✌🏾… Don’t Be A Nigger, nigga

Aunque te de la Ghana… 🪖🪖🪖

Oh,boy. Screenshot follows

It is a Sabbatical if youse Kosher and a Hiatus if you practice what you preach

Lest Ewe forget…

The most delicious rosbif you will ever put in your mouth.

 

Hoy no hubo noticias y en París salió el Sol. Remember now, I don’t select the content, I just bring you the news AX IS, knot as Ewe wish that the Knews would be.

With that in mind here you go. And Thanks For All The tunA.

Stay Tuned For The BLUE MOON
12 months, 12 full moons, 12 names, right?
— FUCK THAT! Here’s number 13. Let’s call it a Blue Moon.

Straight Out Of The Ovens… now go get your ADIdas and BREAKDANCE your way to a new rendition of The Roman Circus, but in Greek. It’s a good thing that the entire City of Paris is being “white-washed”, mostly by the Arabs and Blacks and isn’t that the way GLORY works.

And Katty Kay, in the spirit of the Tijuana Bibles, and nothing but the separation of Church and State, he seemed like such a nice Minister of Capitalism at the French Consulate at Park Ave., in Manhattan this past Spring on The Morjo Show, now look at Em#, fashion busting the conversation from the shortage of teachers and other Assorted Troubles de la rentrée :

France’s minister of education has “decided it will no longer be possible to wear an abaya at school…”

El Mundo de Le Monde

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Foucault_pendulum_animated.gif

Over at Charlie Hebdo, the staff there just confirmed that sucking cock during lunch with a crucifix necklace moonlighting as a Foucault Pendulum is still acceptable… would you like Mí to draw you a STRIP en Castellano?

And now, the Sport’s page with Doris Kearns Goodwin.

… I’m with the Rev. On this one:

Dreamers knot skimmers

Thanks, Obama!

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Hoy no hubo cafecito on the Katie Phangs Show

Segovia y Serrano

 

“So it goes”… of butchers and nazies. And contrary to what Mister Asvazadourian ⚜️ says about the Parisian weather report, it’s fucking raining, fucking Sun King ain’t doing shit right now, that bum is lollygagging around sleeping on the job, “dock that frog an EON’s pay for nappin’ on the Orbit”. Öüï had to go to the Opus (they) to cut GarcíaDIEGO at the PASS 🤠.

Lola y La Ciencia… no tiene arte.

https ://twitter .com /AsvazadourianJP /status / En este día soleado en París 🇲🇫, les deseo un excelente domingo ☕️🥐 /s=20

There is a Mingus Among U.S., period!

… and Reverend Al, even the IMER weekend edition hostess agrees, “It’s not a VACATION, it’s a Sabbatical if youse Kosher and a Hiatus if you practice what you preach.

Meanwhile, the very fellow that wants to unearth Nancy Reagan’s “I pity the fool who just says no to drugs campaign” (G. Darmanin) is predicting that MARINE Le Pen is going to win the next French elections, tough call for a Current Secretary of The Interior to make, especially when your boss, the motherfucking President of France is trying to make his point on the magazine Racks of Marianne. Suffice to say Ambassador Asvazadourian, this tale reads like a Tijuana Bibles for the land that worships the flashing boob, ALSO, aussi, no “Arabia dresses” on school grounds, you can smoke all you want, or fuck your teachers brains out, but no “Arabia dresses” in the classroom.

Persiana americana.
The Cherif is a Widow. Banda Sonora by Count Basie.

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Armando a Segovia y Serrano — You Are Welcome

Saturn is the opposition.

 

8—⬆️… Luis I. Rodríguez, Winston Churchill y Francis Bacon³ are in bar, hilarity ensues when Alfonso Reyes pomps his bombo-ass into the joint holding General De Gaulle’s hand.

³~. Weststeijn, A., in the “J.O.T.H.O.I.,” January 2011, Vol. 72 ; N° 1.

Personally, and with all-due respect, La Nueve did her part, but Hidalgo’s place (for now anyhow) would be nothing, but for La Operación Antropoide, en Praga; not PRADA, and especially (k)not the one in MARFA, because this here, well this is, the TIJUANA BIBLES, bey-bee.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Tijuana Bibles

The Tijuana Bibles, like a mix-tape for your eyes and it’s not like you can get Mad at history, the TJ Bibles were the working class youporn of the 1930’s. According to Art Spiegleman, the fellow with the MAUS comic book under his belt, the TJ Bibles:

These books could have been christened TJ Bibles either as a gleefully blasphemous insult to Mexicans, or as a distant preamble to the North American Free Trade Agreement, or else to throw the FBI off thier tracks, or because the West Coast border towns were places of perdition.

Page six of “Tijuana Bibles : Art and Wit in Americas Forbidden Funnies 1930s ~ 1950s”
Simon & Schuster Ed’s., Rockefeller Center, 1230 Avenue of The Americas, NY-NY.

 

En Praga hay dos personas que representan el exterminio. Es el líder sudeto-alemán Karl Hermann Frank y el recién llegado Heydrich. Es necesario que uno de ellos pague por ello».
Palabras del coronel Frantisek Moravec, jefe del servicio de inteligencia checoslovaco, a Jozef Gabcík, en octubre de 1941.
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CENSORED

👯

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Executive Declassification

Canada 🌽 Dry : AEUMC or how I learned to love Vicky Carr… Canada joins the USMCA panel against Mexico on transgenic corn.

Hoy no hubo noticias — Refugiados Sin Refugio

— Pôle Emploi got hacked.

— Interior Minister reduces the blame in recent gang-related shootings in the South of France to recreational substance consumers.

See you mañana. laters, All y Gators.

Co-In°$í°Dentils°

No Knews Friday… coincidentally, hoy no hubo cauSALidades en Pachuca, —Hidalgo.

… entonces, don Julio Guereks, como dicen las embajadoras de Don Saldaña en Paname… o como dice l’impératrice:

GiBo Files

Julio 1940, Luis I. Rodríguez se reúne con el Mariscal Pétain para comunicarle que los españoles con Visa a México estaban en tránsito, no en espera para los hornos de la B.M.W.

de Paris a México vía Asvasadourian… Y vise versa que no se debe confundir con por su puesto, ‘La Tuya’.

“Recién Salido Del Horno”

By: Segovia y Serrano.

Intermedio… With One Faro — SATURN is in FULL Spectrum

It’s PRIMETIME on the FOX NETWORK

President Ronald Reagan should have been the FIRST U.S. president to have had his mugshot on the MTV. Not counting the Bush Generation, pero eso es un Pinchie Sueño Guajiro.

Haste Risk… fuck The BOLAN Amendment³.

 

³~.  The Boland amendment prohibited the CIA  “from directly or indirectly supporting military or paramilitary operations carried out in Nicaragua.” 

Of TOWERS and Presidents, the Gipper’s Defense on a midnite train to Georgia or something like that on THE FIVE animalitos on the FOX, we begin with Jesse Watters who, by the look of that snout is the motherfucking PIG.

³~.https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /monde /israel / united-states-when-ronald-reagan-emerged-unscathed-from-the-irangatesscandal

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Ahora sí, from the top: CIELITO 💥 LINDO

A Closer Luc.

 

🎶 Un par d’Ojitos lindos
Cielito HERMOSO, que Luis se roba
💃🏿 Ay, ay, ay, ay
Qué quieres que haga
Porque besando se roba,
Cielito Lindo los escenarios.

We now know why Luis Rubiales stole a kiss from Jenni Hermoso in Australia. Here’s why, but first:

     Just The Facts, Ma’am!

LISTADO OFICIAL DE DORSALES PARA LA COPA DEL MUNDO 2023

Source: Luis Rubiales @ https ://rfef .es /es /noticias /

Exhibit 11 — MEN AT WORK… It’s a mistake. Luis Rubiales, el hasta aún presidente de la Real Federación Española de Futbol se equivocó de jugadora, y en la foto del la entrega de los abrazos se ve claramente que “la tuza” Jenni del Pachuca porta el 10 de Alexia. It’s a clear example of “Wardrobe Malfunction”. Case dismissed.

          DORSAL   NOMBRE DEPORTIVO
 1        Tell  U.S.  Commander, Misa
 2          What do you think? O. Batlle
3            Cus’ we all know Teresa
       4       that you love all that power Paredes
 5 Ivana
6              Is it on then, Aitana
 7         are we on the brink? Irene G.
      8       We wish you’d all throw in the towel Mariona
 9 Esther
10                         It’s a mistake  J. Hermoso
11                         It’s a mistake       Alexia
12 Oihane
13 Enith
14 L. Codina
15 Eva Navarro
16 María Pérez
17 Redondo
18 Paralluelo
19 Olga
20 Rocío
21 Zornoza
22 Athenea
23 Cata Coll

It’s time for Grease… not to be confused with Manteca because that is Dizzy’s weed, knot Crisco Cream, bay-bee. Grease is the word. But seriously, Let’s play hardball.

Arriviste viste nu de Ivy League, o como dice la letra del Bolero de Raquel, “🎶 Pues desde que te fuiste no he tenido, Media Luna 🌓 ».

— Did you, or did you not cut those matress-es labels?

https ://nowiknow .com / pourquoi-les-matelas-sont-liveres-avec-des-etiquettes-de-advertissement

In case of hurricane, break the glass on the Emergency “hugs and doughnuts” kit.

LINDO ~ HERMOSO