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With All The Power of la Avenue Gabriel 75008 … and El Salvador

Porn Parody Bitcoin-bought subscriber here.

“And by the way, she’ll like it too!”.

Government… It has its privileges, fuck American Express(ly). And, Mike Barnacle: Fuck The Bank of America (expressly).

Buy two Beanie Babies and get a Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés opinion page in La Jornada.

Beanie Babies! Get Your Beanie Babies!  NOW IN INFLAT(ion)ABLE SIZES!!! GET YER BEANIE BABIES.

🐷🐦‍⬛🙈🐽🙉🐖🙊🍖🐒💩

Extra! EXTRA! NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS missed the target country for their Target Capture, Extra!!!  Sources close to Rachel Maddow relay that The F.C.C. just cancelled The Nobel Prize and instituted Miss Universe judges as the new standard for approving The Talking Heads on the screens projected over BURNING HOUSES.

It was always U.S., it was always Manifest Destiny, Lisa Rubin.

🎶🎤 AHHHH…
Watch out
You might get what you’re after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
I’m—an—or-di-na-ry—Guy
Burning down the house

Porn is in The Eye of The Beholder — The Private World of Darkness

Attention Editors:
The following segmented paragraph must be read in a Nicolle Wallace’s groomed governess from Alaska*** voice.

*** How’s Your Hopey Changey egg and Gallon of Milk PRICES working at the Piggly Wiggly South?

Tangents converge on the U.$./Russia Border as the United States of America Senate votes on WHO IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN  in The 49th State.

Back to “The end-of-Times”… not again, Montezuma*, knot again your Excellency.

*~. It’s actually, Moctezuma³, but being that the Mexican ambassador is playing “stroke the elected despot’s ego” we are going to go with the Humphrey Bogart prononciation.

The Private World of Darkness in The Gulf of México… 🎤 have you seen the little piggies 🐷 living piggies lives 🎶🎶✖️⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⛓️🏴

³~. That’s what the Tlaxcaltecas said, and then The Gran Tenochtitlán was fucked by COVID, or something like that… not that we (the makers of this blog) are putting any blame on Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés en La U.N.A.M. but History has a way of trading glass trinkets for The Gulf of America.

Up next Öüï go back to Spain where Leggy Mountbatten is meeting Los Hombres G, it’s 1982 and “Los Toreros Muertos” are about to hit the big time with the new leader of the band, a Paki-Hindi-Krishna chicken-hawk who goes by the name of KASH : Enter The Rutles, all EWE needs is Kash.

Intermedio… With One Faro — SATURN is in FULL Spectrum

It’s PRIMETIME on the FOX NETWORK

President Ronald Reagan should have been the FIRST U.S. president to have had his mugshot on the MTV. Not counting the Bush Generation, pero eso es un Pinchie Sueño Guajiro.

Haste Risk… fuck The BOLAN Amendment³.

 

³~.  The Boland amendment prohibited the CIA  “from directly or indirectly supporting military or paramilitary operations carried out in Nicaragua.” 

Of TOWERS and Presidents, the Gipper’s Defense on a midnite train to Georgia or something like that on THE FIVE animalitos on the FOX, we begin with Jesse Watters who, by the look of that snout is the motherfucking PIG.

³~.https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /monde /israel / united-states-when-ronald-reagan-emerged-unscathed-from-the-irangatesscandal

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