No Jacket Required,
membership optional and,
no shoes—no chanclas NO TACOS!!!
Did Ewe get the Memo? There’s no life on Mars and David Bowie was an Evil Fascist Flirter just like The United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commision.
… for the record, mister Trump, same goes with The Census and no, no mister President, Eye is not His-Panic. Pablo 🇵🇭 Torre might be hispanic, but not Mí. Additionally, Öüï is not a “chicano” and the only “cholos” that i (Armando Segovia) knew were from ONTARIO, so … like that lake that you supposedly re-named, AMERICANS, just like the Peruvians³known to Pope Leo XVI.
What a Puck!!! Those have got to be the meanest lapels in Washington! Eye means who, Jacqueline Alemany, —who? Who has the gall to slap sliced white American cheese on them vulvas, what’s next shamrocks and leprechuns?
On the menu : white American cheese melted over Huevos Re-doblados or Snared Benedicts with an order of L.A. Tacos (4-each).
I’m Sirius, Ms. Wright, and that’s one mean cheese slice youse wearing under that Washington Sun and the good-people on The Moon.
So… you do feel lucky, punk.
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
Up next, “does the Pope piss in Rome? The answer after The Bears go to hell.
Last BOAt to Cairo, but you can always take a plane 🍸 i mean, Rudy… it’s been a 1/4 of a century, let by-gones be by gones… so, do you feel lucky, PUNK?
Chile Stops Memoire 🇨🇱, but this 🌶 chile d’Árbol will make sure that you don’t forget.
Non, docteur Haass, nous ne sommes pas tous des « Américains », comme lors de cette journée ensoleillée de septembre, for starters professor Haass, Mister Kast will spend 11-9 in Los Ríos, not the MONEDA PALACE where for better or worst [the events of that day] gave José Antonio Kast his reason to be, anyhow the PINO-CHET-ista arrived last night in his FACH° plane to Valdivia, a region of Chile where General Augusto Pinochet performed his greatests hits for the LOCAL scene.
Here comes The Sun, now with a Spoonful 🌬 of cancer with every 🇨🇱 Coup and in every Attack 🇺🇲… Australia is the enemy.
Somewhere in the galaxie, Ewe see a funny thing happened on the way to Australia and Eye got lost in space somewhere Across The Universe. This is not the first time that an incident of this .caliber has deviated Something, [on a targeted route] to the other side of Albuquerque or wO’ist! GUASTI Pk. on the foothills of Cucamonga.
Donald goes to a baseball game… and Every Yankees fan remembers how he mocked the Twin Towers by making the Saudi Arabia attack about his fucking desire for a Nobel Peace Prize.
What’s good for a British ambassador is good for a sitting U.S. President of America… enjoy the rosbifs, the fish and chips, but most importantly Donald, them bad teeth.
It is now 06h35 and a thirteen-minute thunder show continues to circle the Île -de-France like a battery 🔋 bunny 🐇 on Armstrong juice. Heck, it’s 06h40 and if Zeus doesn’t stop, then that’ll be an interesting Triathlon to have.
Made possible thanks to photo chop.
06h23 to 06h50… and one can still hear the thunder heading North.
Any how here’s Fou°Quet, Zalco~Atl in real Stream time, the time was supposed to be 1968, but instead the time-traveling witch-a-magi-Git dropped the tracking device at The Cluny sometime in the Middle Ages on account of the May protests that would darken the tone of The First satellite 📡 COLORED transmission 🛰️ of the Summer Olympic games, in October, because as our Magik Cirkle always lays: de octubre, —tenía que ser. Es cosa del otro jueves.
But seriously, Willie Geist, any monkee can go to Montmartre and use the background to lay the spiel, but can Ewe not only put music to el fondo like Eye does and but also smack one or two dimensions and a flying dinosaur to Katy Kay?
But first, it’s a new telenovela, “Ana Pata de Chancho 🐽 ”
Pata de perro no es, the Mexican Minister of SPORTS makes the Mexican Olympic team sell their underwear 🩱 after sex, not a race, in order for the swimmers to PAY THEIR OWN WAY to La Seine. ¡Viva México!
And Katty Kay, the gall, Katty Kay. The Gall de France for allowing Kier Simmons to climb up the Dome of my night shack (next to Au Pied de Cochon) at The Bourse de Pinault just to get a snapshot of the top of The Centre Pompidou. The Gall France 🦈 The Gall!
“So it goes”… of butchers and nazies. And contrary to what Mister Asvazadourian ⚜️ says about the Parisian weather report, it’s fucking raining, fucking Sun King ain’t doing shit right now, that bum is lollygagging around sleeping on the job, “dock that frog an EON’s pay for nappin’ on the Orbit”. Öüï had to go to the Opus (they) to cut GarcíaDIEGO at the PASS 🤠.
Lola y La Ciencia… no tiene arte.
https ://twitter .com /AsvazadourianJP /status / En este día soleado en París 🇲🇫, les deseo un excelente domingo ☕️🥐 /s=20
There is a Mingus Among U.S., period!
… and Reverend Al, even the IMER weekend edition hostess agrees, “It’s not a VACATION, it’s a Sabbatical if youse Kosher and a Hiatus if you practice what you preach.
Meanwhile, the very fellow that wants to unearth Nancy Reagan’s “I pity the fool who just says no to drugs campaign” (G. Darmanin) is predicting that MARINE Le Pen is going to win the next French elections, tough call for a Current Secretary of The Interior to make, especially when your boss, the motherfucking President of France is trying to make his point on the magazine Racks of Marianne. Suffice to say Ambassador Asvazadourian, this tale reads like a Tijuana Bibles for the land that worships the flashing boob, ALSO, aussi, no “Arabia dresses” on school grounds, you can smoke all you want, or fuck your teachers brains out, but no “Arabia dresses” in the classroom.
Persiana americana. The Cherif is aWidow. Banda Sonora byCount Basie.
… I thought that my Drunk Uncle would be Playing Golf, and there he is, living the High Life at the Stephanie Rhule with Avi Velshi reunion.
Anyhow, it’s 2001 and now that Tuesday is gone, Mercredi Addams in the Role of an adult Hallie Jackson³ stars in TAPS… 📯 🎶 with quivers down the backbone.
On a day like Yesterday, New York City had an election, —if Ewe can cross your Eyes on That fact— and BLOOMberg followed. Heck, both sides of the U.S. Legislative part of the Constitution sang Öüï are the WO’id, or something like that (punto y coma) and get this, Rudolph William Louis Giuliani [the] III was a respected regular @therealFOURSEASONS, if Ewe can believe Me, spelled m-e, me.
LIke Brazil, Australia is one of the main nations responsible for Climate Change (South of the China SEA)… France, on the other hand, remains committed to providing comfort to a dying World.
In Hilo, Hawaii, las manecillas around The Arizona just marked High noon, and in América con Menendez sin acento, her doppelgänger from La Havana, Alicia Menéndez is hearing voices.
Öüï decided to stay clear of Franco-Australian politics on account that Eye did not come to France to criticize French politics, it was supposed to be about “La Mano Pachona de Bernardo Gómez” and then something straight out of the promotional pages of the FO’ist try at Frank Herbert’s DUNE (movie) happened. Heck, BRONTIS was turning all Gorilla in Paris, (En DONDA?) in Paris and that is all that Eye is going to say about Jay-Z, and his friends at François Hollande’s presidential campaign in 2011).
🎶 Sergeant Pepper’s lonely.
Sergeant Pepper’s lonely.
Sergeant Pepper’s lonely.
Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We’d like to thank you once again
WADR… you know, it was the Acrobatic French (Belmondo) who HIGH-Wired them Twins. TROU STORIES.
Madame/Doctor Ph.D., First Lady Mrs. Jill “Bee” Biden…
El próximo TORO le corresponde a JAY LENO… knot to be confused with a Blue Jay güey, Lennon…
Öüï is experiencing TECHNICAL Difficulties… No es lo mismo “un perno” que un PERNOCTAR, doña Vilma. LA CORRUPCIÓN mexicana En Francia nunca deja descansar, y ESO, señora, ESSO ES OTRO ROLLO. 🤩🤩🤩 “DOC’ That VIP a THEY’s CONTRACT for VACATIONING IN MÉXICO ON 9/11‘sEve… 🎶🎶🎶 Well SHAKE IT, up, —BABY!!! Ohhhh
Per your husband’s request,
Musical Guest: LAS FUENTES DE BELMONDO
Featuring their Number One Hit
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT… 20minutes dot France, it’s not a university, it’s more like the equivalent of the building where that MINI-mí version of LADY LIBERTY, “Standing There”, opposite to the DAKOTA in Central Park actually resides, it’s in PARIS 3rd and that French Version of a Community College is called the Arts and Trades Museum, or something like that.
With that in mind, Doctor Bee, this is not a draft:
BELMONDO, according to Mexican correspondent stunt double, Vilma Fontana BoBaNa, used to get paid roughly about a Powerball Jackpot for Twisting and Shouting in RIO, doña Vilma, —En Rio de Bahia 🇧🇷, period.
Note to editors: La tia Tati and auntie Kami have lunch at Sanborns®️
“It was Twenty Years ago today »…||… seriously, now we kn0w how many planes it takes to bring the World to a stop. Twenty years ago, Rocky Raccoon reckons [that the 411] was actually a Tuesday on 9/11… Issy, Tuesday’s Gone.
And Willie Geist, the cache (on the server side) has censored the access of my TimApple phone to my personal WordPress Blog*. But don’t think for a minute that Öüï and the STAFF [didn’t] caught catch that peacock camera manperson-x doing a Rudy Ray Moore camera angle on Chief Joseph Pfeifer’s interview from the other Top of The World. Nice view that The Producers got for you there, Willie Geist.
*🙁 Thank you, Donnie Deutsch, and congratulations for finallyconvincing the local IT guys to finally close the Browser access to my old iPhonie 6plus from the other side of the FENCE/CSR Window.
COINCIDENTALLY, Donnie Deutsch… you son of a bitch! — Do you remember the FIRST knee-jerk reaction³ of the FCC on the afternoon of Tuesday September 11, 2001? If your Business Development Trade brain doesn’t allow you to recall that, allow Mí to take the orchestra back to February 10, for a session that the The WalrUS replacement called, “A Day in the Life”, Monday, September 10, 2001.
³. Following the ‘Balls To The Wall’ response from all of the FIRST RESPONDERS like Chief Joseph Pfeiffer’s Fire Engine staff… ISSY, his brother también, Alicia Menéndez, his brother también.
Bonjour,
L’accès à l’URL https://www.celebstoner.com/news/celebstoner-news/ est restreint. It’s The Year of Africa in France, but ain’t THIS a motherfucker, Madame Hidalgo à ROUEN¹, on a day after a “HARD’s DAY NIGHT” (9/12/2021) and AFROMAN cannot play, EYE say AGAIN, —Mme. la candidate— AFROMAN CANNOT play at the Beaubourg… not sure if AFROMAN is going to be allowed to blaze in front of that AFROHUT in front of your Olympic Logos à Paname. When you sit, IF YOU WOULD, —at l’Elysée.
¹;) Y cómo un DOMINGO SIETE
La Candidature a La Presidentielle se Precise
ANNE HIDALGO SE LANCE… p.6; N°2605 GRAND PARIS CNEWS matinée
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That’s right Donnie Deutsch, the first thing that “Mister Richard smoker” in charge of the FCC did, was to kill AFROMAN’s High. Heck, the current FDNY Commissioner, Daniel Nigro², remembers how The Charts looked that day… hilarity ensues, Hallie Jackson, when The FCC Commissioner’s dad (a Gral. Powell) shows the WORLD what a “mushroom cloud” looks on a RONALD REAGAN’s “Just SAY NO” trip.
².:( Again, our ability to re-construct and upload a reality via screen-grabs to my motherfucking blog has been censored by the person on the other side of the Server, of them WiFi spots!…
