Hoy no hubo noticias — Refugiados Sin Refugio

— Pôle Emploi got hacked.

— Interior Minister reduces the blame in recent gang-related shootings in the South of France to recreational substance consumers.

See you mañana. laters, All y Gators.


No Knews Friday… coincidentally, hoy no hubo cauSALidades en Pachuca, —Hidalgo.

… entonces, don Julio Guereks, como dicen las embajadoras de Don Saldaña en Paname… o como dice l’impératrice:

GiBo Files

Julio 1940, Luis I. Rodríguez se reúne con el Mariscal Pétain para comunicarle que los españoles con Visa a México estaban en tránsito, no en espera para los hornos de la B.M.W.

de Paris a México vía Asvasadourian… Y vise versa que no se debe confundir con por su puesto, ‘La Tuya’.

“Recién Salido Del Horno”

By: Segovia y Serrano.

And, OH! Snap!!! Perrine, it’s Lindsey closing in

The interwebs gods would not let U.S. down, Lindsey is Knot going down without a fight.

“Come at Mí, Perrine…”, said Kendice Peacock.

… Yeah, Yasmin, this is just another track on the Wacky Races to find the cure to the perfect cruda, but FO’ist! The most important game in the history of the entire Wide World of Sports, The Puppy Bowl.

Indeed, Perrine, tomorrow morning the Ashleys may or may not be talking about the OM vS the PSG, or the Kansas City reds vS the Tampa Bay malos.

One thing that is for sure is that little Mary Anne from Team Fluff is one heck of Sailor Knot maker; Argos from Team Ruff did’t stand a chance.

And another thing that seems to be fit to print, is the lead that the abandoned daughter of Jewel (remember Jewel?) just rediscovered her neighbors around the Technicolor Block.

… Back in BARCELONA 1•714:

Chapter Two, p. 25/26

Décrire le charm de cette créature n’a rien de facile. N’étant pas poète, et pour resumer, je dirai que comme femme, elle était tout ton contraire. Yada, yada, French words… Je ne dis pas qu’elle étaient irréprochable. Sa mâchoire inférieur, énergique et anguleuse, lui conférait trop de personnalité pour un femme. Mais, tant qu’á pécher, que se soit par excès : ton menton fuyant fait de toi un parfait modèle de crétinisme facial.

We know return to the Wacky Races currently in–progress:

🎙 Hot Pants follows 🏎, not to be outdone by the msnbc’s Hot-wheels, BFM’er TV unleashes their secret weapon: the fucken’ Reporte del Tiempo girl, it’s a winner… BUT WAIT!!! Oh–SNAP!!! Hot Pants was deflated by fratricide!!! Some Person, yes, it is spelled just like that, Some Person just took Hot Pants out of the loop. Bill Karins rejoices in WaWa Land, as Person just brought a Cold-cold, very cold wave to the better part of La France.

And in India, SHIVA just rolled out its latest Bollywood Action/Tragedy: Le Glacier.