Monthly Archives: April 2023

And Jazz created the Child that got his chitlins

SYMONE que sí… This most non-consecuential blog is best read in dark motherfucking mode, unless youse French, if youse French this blog doesn’t exist.

So long Madeleine- Matilda es Maldita

So, Matilda…nevermind Jazzy-Jeff, it’s just Natalia Almada’s great grand daD telling a Nazi in México to designate April 30 as International Children’s They… look it up, don’t shoot the Hancock. Herb-man.

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Good Peep’s, MATILDA is just one 📎 [away] from la maldita, uncork the Acronym , which is Jazz for mat and by mat i mean Petate, John.

Napito Léon, leave the Madeleine’s bring them Marianne’s.

 

Fuck YOU, Denis Soula. Right now in France, it’s Lilly of The Valley Day and, Denis Soula, never mind them Dog Roses because in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Lai They. At La Bastille it’s the 13th Corrida with Sonia Carneiro on BFM’er TV.

In Mexico, it’s International Workers Day, and over at the Morning Joe Show is Dumb Country Law Day.

1 de mayo and All That Jazz.

Leonardo Montagua has been vanished to the mound

Hee-haw re-cap, last week to they:

If la sociology is a combat sport, politics is the motherfucking art of GWAR.

Julieta was a HO, according to the Playbill on the P.J. Club… it used to be called “the morjo sho”, or something like that.

 

El hábito no hace al Shogun…
Pierre Bourdieu* en:
María de los Ángeles Schiltz’s-es
« La Jornada de un Quotidien… », a wetback’s Transliteration for the PEN 🪶 Club France
algo así con las manos libremente atadas.

Oldies but Goodies.

 

Ladies in Gemini, i honestly couldn’t tell you if Miami, or the rest of that land aberration for that matter, has any particular dish that those assholes (if and only if³) can claim for their neck of the ties. Except for alligator chitlins or swordfish in guano sauce i can’t think of anything, so I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto, am going to fix some Lenguiza de Iguanas Ranas en-sobacadas de Guanabacoas en Brisket de Cleveland, Texas.

³~. Like Sevilla does 💃🏻 according to El Duende that slayed Rodrigo y Gabriela on fip dot live earlier on the scroll of Daniela Pierre-Bravo on BFM’er TV..

Unbuckle your waistband and … 🛴 curb your patín del diablo 👮🏿‍♂️ ‘cus Öüï’s gonna need a bigger pot to melt the Schlitz for Schiltz, so grab your political compass 🧭 pol’que Vamo’ pues al Newseum-sur-Potomac.

Nevermind Venice… Hoy es el día del Niño. It’s trou 🕳️ Hoy es el Día del Niño, and Julieta Eye ho’ID, IT!, through the MorjoSho that The Globe (those motherfuckers) have Ewe and Dark 🕶️ Brandon sorry-ass re-hashing the PAC(t)S.

 

My scientific habitus*, which has essentially practiced on the side of quantitative sociology did not prepare me for this exercise. The practice of statistics is more less a succession of controlled losses of information: to eliminate dregs (scoria) to highlight “the” structure.

Introductory synopsis of  Schiltz’s opening Sesame into SKID ROW in Paris France… with a time-delayed perspective as seen from am American asshole in France.

 

It’s 16h time in Hilo, Hawaii, in April in Paris, France, it’s already the dawn of The Sunday Show before the May Sees Parade à La Bastille.

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Où en suis-je, à présent, avec les personnes à la rue ?

On the next segment, “Jane, you ignorant slut!” Mika talks shop at Know Your Value in Yellowstone.

>> You know the drill, little ol’ i don’t select the weekend recaps on the Morjo Empire, which is only one they away before landing a spot on the Sunday Show, —m’Watch out Jonathan Capehart. What Eye can relay, however, is that even after Mika’s Arabian Peninsula magick carpet ride last month, the rest of the féminas on that gig are wondering why Willie GEIST, Mike Barnicle and Donnie Deutsch make twice the salt that Sonny Carneiro saca de pura pachanga en-Sevillada.

https ://twitter .com /BFMTV /Jusqu’à 40°C attendus autour de SévilleJusqu’à 40°C attendus autour de Séville

Previously on the Nantucker Hillbillies… Cousin Joe was about to take his fancy shoes off.

 

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Fuck YOU, David… what are you, French?

M.G. 1914 – † 1987

Morena-francia presente

Morena–francia presente… con voz de pito y a La VOIX de PUTO el que no baile con Claudia en la línea 3 del Metro CDMequis: ¡Eh, puuuuuutoh!

Send me your CASH Machines and fuck your children on the streets. It’s what The System does best, so don’t blame justice. JUSTICE, that bitch is blind. If you’ve ever wonder why Señora Igualada is so fucking FAT ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⛏️⚙️🔨⚒️🛠️⚒️ just take a look at La CORRESPONDENCIA con Los YNDIOS BERDES de “La SheInBaum”, porque cuando ella caga se siente FRANCESA cómo Georgina Moreno,  —la muy populista.

And, Nathalie my love, thanks for the cadeaux. Pero hoy no puedo because hoy yo no Tango porque hoy no Tengo Cha-cha.

28 de abril, 2023_ San José de Las Panochas 

Breaking News… Water Breaks, pink falls. And oh, Pink Flamingos🦩on NPR, La Kerschovas just confirmed that Monk Fish and Wood would are part of the 12-Course Orson Wells Martian dinner. On the course, French President Emmanuel Macron is … 🔽

South of El Bordo de El Bardo… Just hit ▶️

# Mexican Senate endorses reforms to the Mining Law — Let the coal bonanza en Piedras Negras begin, as an APPETIZER on the MENU Claudia Sheinbaum suggests Agua Chile de MAZATLÁN 🦐🍋, ROSALÍA’s favorite dish-discovery, since the invention of rice and beans.

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https ://www .elfinanciero .com .mx /food-and-drink /2023/04/04 /cual-es-el-origen-del-aguachile-platillo-que-enamoro-a-rosalia/

But FO’ist, I am not sure if Cousin Joe is going to stick around to speak to my Uncle Oliver, he’s like the Real Stone, you know. Uncle Stone knows where Heaven is, Uncle Stone made a documentary about it, a real one not like the faggety ones from The INA[H] en la Maison de l’Amérique latine in Paris. Bunch of fake “Che” Guevara’s with PACHANGA on their mind at l’Olympia.

In Context: apparently, there is now a “global north” and a “go fuck yourself South”… crédit card only, no coins accepted. It’s micro charging with a friendly face, never mind the service charge, it won’t accrue if you pay the full amount at the end of your retirement, 🎶 many years from now. And you can forget Valentine’s.

 

And not to be outdone by My Uncle Stone, Emmanuel and Joe ; the président and the congressman, invent “The Global North” and los Globos del Sur en Tacubaya.

Naturally, following the IPSEC Security HUEBEX Interview with Cousin Joe, Seth Macron (Emmanuel is in New York) closed down Saint Denis so that his doppelganger-ass can enjoy the “La Franche Finale” of Soccer housewives.

At the Global Citizens Lucha Libre Dinner, NPR just called out Denis Soula and his Fip Siren Chant. And Mr. Xavier Ray at the Pompidou, now you know what I was lining up last year, when your goons dragged me out; it’s nice to witness that you now allow bums (and students alike) to LOUNGE on your bendito museum of modern art, with a restricted library on the 2nd Floor. We all need a new Cafeteria with microwaves for all, and not just for the concession stand, and what da’fuck is up with the vending machines only accepting FMI and World Bank Credit Cards. What are you, a K Street American Vending machine racket? Coins motherfuckers, coins!

 

Anyhow, Mika, FRIDAY I’m IN Love 😘. But not with you, because Natalie Piolé is the love of my life, she’s desértica–you know, nothing like Susana PuBeda who required all kind of care.

So help me Jesus. It’s the birth of a Crazy Diamond.

 

Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF)…

Cotidiano, sin domicilio fijo, con domicilio fijo
Durante ocho años, me he ocupado, en calidad de CDF (con domicilio fijo), junto a los que designan con el acrónimo de SDF (sin domicilio fijo), de la instalación y funcionamiento de La bagagerie Mains libres… 

Proselyte Conflict — MOvimiento REgeneración NAcional. Quieren mais o les guiso un Huevo de JOYA 💎?

Marie-Ange Schiltz

 

Un-botton your Dungarees ®️ it’s going to be a 12-course Orson Wells meal with Six Wine Bottles [each] from Oliver Stone, —motherfuckers.

Coming up on Morning Joe, it’s how to take CHAYOTTE from France, an immersion course into the brown waters of European politics and American exceptionalism. If your name is Roger Pérez, here is context for your motherfucking bums:

Seasons on The Euro Rail — Last Train to London… Context from the Bikini Bistro aux City Hall follows.

 

… and by bums, estoy hablando de tu Alta Sociedad.

But FO’ist, motherfucker, let me show you the context to Emmanuel Macron’s caricature on MSNBC, and Cousin Joe, remember what Willie GEIST told GRABIEL At-All :

Correspondencia con Indios Verdes

 

LOKI
Ewe son of a bitch…
Is the god of
Eye don’t gives a Phucks,
nigga.

 

Ladies in Gemini: R y G

BONG 🔔… 🇨🇱 A RAYA… AS per his OZZYNESS request, below you will find the Line, would you like me to PLOT you the motherfucking ARROW?

Ni en su casa los conocen but they Shure sell a lot of French Tacos. Dyslexic folks think Axl got a gun.

Grabiela’s process… It’s not easy, being from Guanajuato.

 

Axl got a gun. C’mon all together now, what kind of pretentious blog would Öüï be if we did not relay Mexico in France in real time.

Pásele Grabielita, pásele a lo barrido. Hay de Tripas, Pancita y de machitos. Pásele wüėrã and nevermind the funny accents on the Bowels.

Jump to mañana. You fucking Mexicans… Only know South of Samalayuca! 👿 I want TESTAMENT!!!

¡Que chingue a su madre el hijo de Jodorowski³!

Step right in, because El Duende Is about to liberate a Platypus from La Liberté… If only The Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination, here’s Deaf Front-man Tom-A-raya showing GRABIELITA how to catch a Duende.

For the record, Évry-motherfucking–Square micrometer south of TJ is HEAVEN. Évrything north of Calexico is the occupied territories.

Los Dugs-Dugs will do in a Rancho in Durango… you fucking Mexicans. Rock bajo répression 1968. Enjoy your EuroStar to London. I will see you in November.

 

¡Ah cabrón, qué putos diantres con ese Inter°mezzo, Em°i°lie Mundera‽

 

Over in Wisconsin, La Kerschovas crash-landed in the boonies and got sucked in through a Wabbit hole with a direct line to Sydney, Australia, where our correspondent The Tasmanian Devil learned that Émilie Munera is in fact, a mother°efin°marsupial, with pochette and ‘ol.

With a name like Bruneau-Boulmier next to Rodolfo, you know that Rhodo is a sort-of, middle of the roadkill hybrid between a Reindeer, a duck, and judging by his feet, a frog. In-deed Rodolphe is the French Outre-mer platypus version from Bretagne, Champagne, or Reims, pehaps even Orange… Eye, has already noted the Cerf-panthére hybrid on the Pause de 20 minutes at the metro stop. So trust Mí on this one Mika, Joe is indeed Mediocre, that bum would be nothing without Willie GEIST and his dead-pan puns… button your pants, Rubee Tuesday. You look like a 🪙 Florida 💵 chayote 💰 on cable news. You are TUCKER CARLSON with an indignez-vous script… and Cousin Joe, immigrants for Ronald Reagan were just a prop. Just like your sweet grama was for the Evangelical South. 

Chayotte in red letter on the Greatest Story Ever Told: Les New Apostolique Miserables de Alabama

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But first, sad news from Birmingham. Our godfather in Metal, Ozzy Osbourne is on his way to Kaboul. Mister Osbourne had just quit El Ey following the wonton violence unleashed by that nigga Nygaard in the Perry Mason track of the number 7th studio album, of the Seventh wonder of the world titled: Ozzmosis, Juan can’t literally make this shit up, Miss Schiltz.

…if youse out of Schlitz, youse Schiltz out of luck:

American Pi … 3.1416, etcétera, etcetera, et ζ RA! — It’s Friday’s Eve at The Ana Cabrera Show.

 

Any how, Don’t call this a “biting the hand that feeds Ewe”, example. For the 1001 Thyme, “thank’s for the bolony sandwich,” Eye really means , IT!, Really-Reuily. But if your Institutions are starting to ‘experience’ the Netflix line-out (or was it Line-out?) from LA MANO DE BERNARDO GÓMEZ films, then don’t blame Mí for quoting Flaubert, mi estimado Tavo.

Sources close to Mickey Mouse, in Chessy-sur-Marne, relay that the Paranoid customs officer tasked with checking the Rock icon’s visa as he returned from a trip in to Paris could not understand a word that Ozzy spoke at the entry point. Ozzy was still wearing his 1001 Aladin Nights with La Kerschovas rags and the ignorant border cop immediately decided that Ozzy was in fact an Afghan Wing militia member and off-to the Midnight Express to Talibanlandia it was.

Ozzy tried to get Perry Mason on his deportation Speedy Gonzalez-like trial on a Banana Court, like the one dealing with ABORTION and Gun Laws in The United States in América, however, Perry Mason was sent to Chino, California, to play on the Frontierland Pinto League, for defending Mexicans in El Ey.

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Breaking Le Parisien news 📰

… We interrupt this programmation to bring you the latest from our man in The Highlands with a OVNI directional view of all the pretty little Belle Ville (plural) of the whole wide world.

In Edinburgh it’s Romantic Thursday but in Hilo, Hawaii, Allegretto Junior remains in effect for another 15 minutes. With that in mind…ALARMA, AL ARMA LA de tos.

Las Estúpidas Calaveritas (2011) de Freddy Cats y su noche de los Narcos, o algo así.

Some say that the kids are all right, but this one is straight out of one of Freddy Cats “cholo” characters from the borderplex between Montreuil-sous-Bois and la Belle Ville de Vincennes. Pat Patrouille and un Guignol from Mexicali, BC, in Aztlán are on the trail of little Rose-Izabella †.

Cheers! — 🎶 Sometimes you wanna go¹

With All Due Respect:

Live from 3rd Base from The Sun, —in Paris, France … Let Mí guess, the fucking Artreides are on The Marquesina… Dune follows. It’s SymboliQ, off-Course.

I found the Tree, Donovan, sadly, ain’t no signal at Franck’s Park. So the chicken might be cold. Also pay no attention to the nitpick on the Marronnierie de Anne de Fran…cfort, if you are just joining us at La Corrida de Zimmerman, please note that Fenster the copy editor is at the ruedo, as usual the Paris Tourism Board (TeePiTiBi) is with the Juez de Plaza explaining that thee extra SEE on Frank is really nothing to sea/HEAR by reason that it only took 16 years for the horse chestnut to reach the 8 meter height that the sign reports*, the TPTB reckons that it will probably take about half that number to reach the other 8 meters that it needs in or°there to get a Ticket to Ride on that Midnite Train to the Konzentrationslager.

*~. Provided first that the Paris Tourism Board installed that symbolik sign on the year of the 75th timestamp of the Nation of ISRAEL.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /dictionary /nitpick

³~. Le Dictionnaire des idées reçues suivi du Catalogue des idées chic.

Camarilla : S’indigner en prononçant ce mot².
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And, Molly Jong-Fast at VANITY FAIR… Republicans don’t want to see fetuses die, but they sure as fuck wanna see them babies, “Ne Dans La Rue⁹”.

NOTES SUR LA ÉDITION DU TEXTE ABOUT Flaubert’s dictionary.

²~. Mot d’origine 🇪🇦 espagnol, la camarilla désignait une coterie dans l’entourage du roi. Introduit en France vers 1830. IL EST LE SYNONYME DE CLAN AU POUVOIR, defaction. In The Sentimental education, es el bien nombrado Regimbart, that who “Outs la Camarilla [en el gobierno de Guizot] of LOSING millions in L’Algérie 🇩🇿.”

Hummus Hogs. Falafel fags… any how, this fellow named Flubert, or maybe it was Flau-BERT wrote it best on his impersonation³ of this other guy who was porking a la tal Poisson, Eye forgot his Name but some speak highly of him because that nigger wrote The Encyclopedia.

 

It turns out, after only 75 years in the holie-land, JEWISH ORTHODOXY is the biggest WELFARE QUEEN RACKET on the block…and according to General Ehud Barak, they fuck like rabbits.

Eureka! … I mean, ¡URRACA!!! Ya Lo Tengo, Futuro Pelo en las medias de ANA Cabrera, Batman! That nigga porking La Pompa d’Or in the King’s court was that nigga Di de Rot, it used to be Denis Rottën 🏀 🐂, but Di decided to shorten the nomenclature when things got hot with the infamous clika de la rue de Rambouillet.

Marie-Ange Schiltz¹
Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF),
avec domicile fixe (ADF)

I would prefer not to/I can’t get no place in society¹

¹~.Herman Melville, Bartleby, the Scrivener : A Story of Wall Street, New York, Londres, Simon & Schuster, 1997 (1853)… courtesy of:

https ://www .mainslibres .asso .fr

 

And, Natalie Piolé (my love) does your sexy-ass, like Flans?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /les-1001-nuits-d-allegretto

Hear Mí out I am about to tell you the story that took place somewhere on the coastline of the Korean Peninsula, with that in mind, timeslots and sitcoms [sont] in°deter°minados » : in the Outer Limits of popular American culture between l’avant-scène on stage and the fiction of reality. Go ahead ROGER use that context on your next portrait of a French President, or a motherfucking bum, my nigga! I told you, that Los Beatles no son como los pintan.

Any how, Natalie my love, you know beforehand that I don’t select Le Parisien’s “déssertions” nor them “pommes de terre”, I just play the tune that the programming requests, and on to°theys platter, La Kerschovas decided to spend her morning-nooner en “Un Bazar”… ♫♫♫ Entre cuadros, camisetas, DISCOS y jeans.

Entonces, getting back to La Vecindad, that whole BARTLE-BY-The Way was also referenced by Shakes°Pi°Rito Santo en TELEVISA, Alejandro González Iñarritu by-the-way used to peddle the commercials that kept Ñoño fat like  the “barriga” de un newbie swabbie in The Navy, dijo un INDIO, a fireman, a police man and of course the motherfucking construction worker next to the fag in the motorcycle garb… Bolaños lo bautizó con el nombre the “Jaimito el cartero”… Melville’s passive-agressive zinger, “I would prefer KNOT Tú” is re-incarnated by Bolaños’ in the voice of Tangamandapio’s favorite ficticious son : quiero evitar la fatiga.

Any way, Natalie my darling here’s your KNEW CUCKOO below, La Chilindrina in Frida’s [broken] Frame. Across the Potomac, Tybalt is being all Latino with a Schlitz, that fag: https ://www .imdb .com /title /romeo + juliette /mediaviewer /tybalt Pabst Blue Ribbon! ¡CABRÓN! Pabst Blue Ribbon, period.

My Baby Keeps Farting on My Face

El Petate De Los Clochos… look it up.

Today Öüï found La Kerschovas on a majick petate flying over Milwaukee, Cheers 🍻!

“When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer“… over at “La Bagagerie” los gringos call it, being Schlitz out of Luck, in-deed.

 

50 Ways To Leave Your Pundit — They Oh, de’Eh-eh_Yo

Suck my… Ewe know :

—Shut yo’Mouth!

— I’m Talkin’ About SHAFT!

Let’s Get It On!

C’mon girl, don’t pretend like I Didn’t Warn you yesterday at the 4 o’Clock hour that Marvin was about to keep getting it on, HEP Mí now.

Let’s Get It On. Never mind Carrot Top 🪄 I’m with him —» 🃏 Mamon Tostado comes courtesy of Javier Solís, “Eh-AH! ».

 

Breaking news from Spain. Breaking news from Spain. Breaking news from Spain…

Benicio del Toro (¡Olé!) might very well be back in The United States in América, but Fenster the copywriting guru with only Fo’fingers just uncovered General Francisco Franco’s love letters to el Rey Juan Carlos… asesino de su Hermano (CainAbel³) y los cotejados de dichas letras a su amante, el Presidente Augusto Pinochet.

LOS Hijos del Topo, volumen III.

Along with that stash, Fenster also found a Margaret Thatcher’s translation of Franco’s smut, addressed to a young Prince Charles.

Timestamp : House [nigger] Celebration at France Musique*

Ladies in Gemini:

Where all the White Wimmin’ At? They—Oh! But seriously what ever happened to The Real Rock and Roll Star?

 

Before Öüï goes on and separate the Black justice from the “Harrys”, Eye wants to let y’all know that I Am SIRIUS and Betelgeuse owes Mí a Jack$on five!

Zap’antera Rosa…

On Saturday morning, the session did start with a bang. The one and only Harry Belafonte turned up to an already full room, accompanied by his wife. For the pro-justice movement in Palestine, this is huge. Belafonte has been known as a humanitarian and civil-rights activist for decades; he also opposed the War on Iraq and openly took a stand against the government of George W Bush. Harry Belafonte was as much liked for his musical hits as his stand against injustice. But one thing was missing: Palestine.

 

The Usual Stereotype

 

VIVA ZAPATA… p.28 en El País de la madre patria de Juanito Guanavacoa en rfpp . net

*~. Open Jazz. For the record, it should go without noting the Pizzicati de La Kerschovas en francemusique dot fr, that ALL who work along side of Denis Soula are as a matter of fact, and not at all like NPR in WaWa Land,  French government fonctionnaires, not unlike Stephanie Menou at the House depot á La Préfecture de Hollande et Valls, because así como HOY pasa en SALAMANCA, “lo que NATURA no da…” los saudis te lo récompense como los Nazis récompensé Versailles.

 

Indeed, Mr. Musky motherfucker at Twitter, in—deed. It is not entirely accurate to label the Pink Martini crowd at National Public Radio, ‘state-affiliated media’. That, mister Musky motherfucker would be analogous with SpaceX taking NASA’s money-hunny and not stepping over your own cape as your South African-ass backs-up from all that Click-and-Clack on Car Talk.

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¡Ok, napolitano! Tú quieres hacerte el americano …

The return of Fenster the Copy-as-he-speaks_writer:

https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /status /s=20

Ré-silience en Re-Silenzio… 🎹 📢 ♟️ 🎬

As with Évry thing French ⚜️, all that the ruler-in-Chief has to do is change the name of one racket 🏸for a motherfucking bronze paddle 🏓.

Cognac, one pussy punch at a Thyme.

 

Earlier on, “Thank’s 🇲🇦 for going ARMY” :

Nice job if you can get it, and Ewe can get it, if Youse All That You Can motherfucking Be, so long Ewe are very French when you do it, just like Jupiter did when he was in charge of placing the “mementos” of young-jews deported to Poland, indeed 🇲🇦, Be all the Napolitano that Ewe can Be.

What’s The Matter With Kids Today? — NOFX [whatso-fucking-ever] 🌉 Heavy Petting Zoo, (1996).

La Marine lance un cours de préparation pour aider les recrues à perdre de la graisse corporelle et à se qualifier pour servir… Oh, les Sacré Fritos de Notre Dame de fip French 🍟 and WHINE, — y’ah fat fucks.

https ://www .stripes .com /branches /navy /2023-04-21 /navy-sailors-recruits-fitness-course -9878715 .html

Rendition? That’s Greek for the Yanks and Chinese for the Frogs, them Rosbifs insist that their ancestors stopped at Caledonia and that there’s no such thing as an “Australia”, arguing that it’s all a Mel Gibson production like the one he produced about la Gran Tlaxcala.

 

Any how, the fries are always crispier on the crispest high-definition screen, take for instance last week’s numero uno of Le Parisien as Öüï compares apples to apples and chicks for peas:

Pomme de terre

La grande dessertion

One in three young-bloods throws in the napkin before the end of their meal course. This is a phenomenon of unprecedented proportions, [bigger than a Quarter Pounder or one of those faggety Le Royal™Deluxe] a sign of the lack of attractiveness of military chow as compared to The Melle. Pitch Award advertisement sector pretentious mignardise.

Hechos del dia ~ P. 2  y 3
N° 24463 ; vendredi 21 avril 2023

Got Ketchup?

On the next América does Benny Blanco from Belleville, Chi Chi goes to Napoli ⚽… El Niño Luc 🤔 stays in Milan but Saint-Germain-des-Prés don’t care. More Happy™Meals 🍟 at Odéon. That fucker Delacroix is all giddy with Jacob at Saint Sulpice, probably because🎷 Slick Willie’s 🎶 vibes remain at the Orthodox joint below 🧀 from that ol’Wake of the Guy who told his UN guy to just say no.

But FO’ist!

I promised you a Wall for the next Grand Mexican Gig in The Sky, for now i’m-ah—gonna-drop this PAYwall first just for bibliographical purposes and for a semi-fair sort-of use of ALL MEDIA:

https ://www .leparisien .fr /economie /emploi /un-petit-tour-et-puis-sen-vont-ces-soldats-qui-plaquent-larmee –21–04–2023–

Let’s talk shop, motherfuckers, “Chop-chop, let’s go-go” you are all burning daylight and Marc Conruyt at the French Army recruiting siege of Saint-Mande [Ud., Mí Général] is about to get a re-fresher course in Guerrilla Grills and other assorted value meals out there.

For starters, the French Army (in France, of course) might very well be the largest employer of The Fifth Republic, but I bet you Serge Gainsbourg’s piano 🎹🚭  that I know which CLOWN [who coincidentally has been missing for a good LUSTRO or so] comes in second:

 

… and not to be outdone by César’s DAUGHTER, Juanito Leguizamo crosses The Poto’MAC, —The Pot’Omac, son! The Poto’MAC.

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Ladies in Gemini … Steve McQueen

No tengas miedo a dónde ir — Ahí es dónde tienes que morir… o algo así, I am not that cool, it’s a paraphrase from The Juanito Guanabacoa death squad…

You’ve got to pick up Évry stitch, dice la Bruja 🧹.

 

JUARITOS PRONAF PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS…

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /steve-mcqueen-le-king-of-cool-en-musique -8607280

_in association with Susana PubEda de McQueen, a su artista exclusivo en Cabo Wabo (South Lower California), The Marlboro Man.

On todays episode, The Marlboro Man joins Xavier López “Chabelo” en El Chamizal and President Kennedy just returned the luxury watch to his Mexican counterpart en Chapultepec, President Adolfo López Mateos. López Obrador, for his part en “la mañanera”  said that he was glad that destiny could accommodate a way-out for President López Mateos, adding that he was sadden that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy could not full-fill his promise to return to Eire, “it was for the best,” said the current Mexican President from an undisclosed clínica del ⚕️SSSTE.

Técnico en mantenimiento.

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