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Entonces, Mme. Macron… El Camino (The Mexican³)

With all due respect… wanna know what rhymes with Rancy?

 

³~. 2001… Brad Pitt tries to smuggle a weapon across Mexico… fast-forward to 2023 when the U.S. Ambassador to México re-hashes the FAST and FURIOUS gun-walking program with Aquaman at the wheel (punto y coma) the new Start-up is titled: The Last Mile, but the TRAMA is not about guns, but about the latest drug of choice for the Nephews of Sam 🇺🇸.

Breaking the news, for Ewe, deer Emilio: en el otro SANTIAGO de 🇨🇱, la voz de Pinochet is back.

From El Mundo de Le Monde en l’AFP, de l’EFE y, de l’APRO:

Ultra-right march in Paris: the prefect of police of Paris the Paris prefect of the police, Laurent Nuñez, assumes [la responsabilité por] not banning the parade. According to the senior official, the procession could only have been prevented by proving the existence of a clear risk of disturbing public order.

https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /status / dear AFP Sorry for your loss /sin celery: ARMAN {do} S.  =20

Sources close to Armando Segovia on this most non-consequential blog relay that the senior official ‘s balls (aguacates in Náhuatl) at the préfecture de Cité only grow when Mexican Wetbacks disturb the local hartistas en le Quartier “latino” de La MAL 27 del Festival de Jazz de Saint-Germain-des-Prés when these talented SAPOS, en el Barrio latino of The Paris Tourism Board do the good work of France ⚜️ Culture.

Le Monde avec La Bendita AFP 
Posted yesterday at 7:43 p.m.,
modified at 4:21 p.m..

Gaslighting with gas stoves and Russian gaz.

⚜️🖌️… and Roger, ahora píntame uno de tus French présidents junto con les clochards, go ahead, it’s ok. It’s part of the Melle. Pitch Award 🧏

I was en proceso, recordando aquellas sabías palabras del artista Roger Pérez:

³~. Based on the Tale of Antoine Compagnon and some guy at SciencesPo moonlighting as Time Magazine man of the « ᖌ ᕮ ᕮ ᖇ », period!

 

SOUS LE HAUT PATRONAGE DE MONSIEUR EMMANUEL MACRON, PRÉSIDENT DE LA RÉPUBLIQUE

 

Now That is What Eye calls — Gobbledygook.

 

But first, … :

it’s the weeping Frenchman aux Champs-Elysées… a tangent that reminds the non-readers, that History does not repeat itself, it echos and rhymes, but it doesn’t repeat. That would be a glitch in the matrix, and the Conseil d’État would simply not shot itself on their foot 🦶🏾.

I tell you what, Marie-Ange Schiltz, it’s a damn shame that Monsieur Malraux forgot to send an invitation to Pablo back in the ‘they’, but then again if that fickle fucker, Malraux pas Pablo, would have had the balls to send the invitation to Pablo, then the “creator” of the so-called Fifth French Republic would have had to cancel his subscription to The Sacré Sinarchist en Tierra Mojada.

The Oval pussy… it beats the Socks out of The Clinton’s Cat.

 

Tierra Mojada by the way is Guadalajara, in Spain… Eye has never been but “they³” tell my that the Madre Patria is going dry, like beef jerky dry. Guadalajara is where Emilio’s granddaddy wrote Cielito Lindo for Televisión Azteca, which of course is a subsidiary of fip . franche, period.

Charlie, the Donald Trump of The Estévez Clan… how do you think that D.A.T. nigga D.A.R.E. caught SIDA? By being shy? —C’mon now! Charlie got AIDS because he didn’t wear a glove while he grabbed them between the legs… I bet Donnie Deutsch thought that I was going to bring Mika’s big Fat Pussy [cat] into the den, eh, Donnie Deutsch? Didn’t ya’?

Mika’s Satellite Sealing. Viewers discrétion, ad VICE!

 

Pago en especie…

…

Fuck YOU, David… what are you, French?

M.G. 1914 – † 1987

Morena-francia presente

Morena–francia presente… con voz de pito y a La VOIX de PUTO el que no baile con Claudia en la línea 3 del Metro CDMequis: ¡Eh, puuuuuutoh!

Send me your CASH Machines and fuck your children on the streets. It’s what The System does best, so don’t blame justice. JUSTICE, that bitch is blind. If you’ve ever wonder why Señora Igualada is so fucking FAT ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⛏️⚙️🔨⚒️🛠️⚒️ just take a look at La CORRESPONDENCIA con Los YNDIOS BERDES de “La SheInBaum”, porque cuando ella caga se siente FRANCESA cómo Georgina Moreno,  —la muy populista.

And, Nathalie my love, thanks for the cadeaux. Pero hoy no puedo because hoy yo no Tango porque hoy no Tengo Cha-cha.

28 de abril, 2023_ San José de Las Panochas 

Breaking News… Water Breaks, pink falls. And oh, Pink Flamingos🦩on NPR, La Kerschovas just confirmed that Monk Fish and Wood would are part of the 12-Course Orson Wells Martian dinner. On the course, French President Emmanuel Macron is … 🔽

South of El Bordo de El Bardo… Just hit ▶️

# Mexican Senate endorses reforms to the Mining Law — Let the coal bonanza en Piedras Negras begin, as an APPETIZER on the MENU Claudia Sheinbaum suggests Agua Chile de MAZATLÁN 🦐🍋, ROSALÍA’s favorite dish-discovery, since the invention of rice and beans.

🧭

https ://www .elfinanciero .com .mx /food-and-drink /2023/04/04 /cual-es-el-origen-del-aguachile-platillo-que-enamoro-a-rosalia/

But FO’ist, I am not sure if Cousin Joe is going to stick around to speak to my Uncle Oliver, he’s like the Real Stone, you know. Uncle Stone knows where Heaven is, Uncle Stone made a documentary about it, a real one not like the faggety ones from The INA[H] en la Maison de l’Amérique latine in Paris. Bunch of fake “Che” Guevara’s with PACHANGA on their mind at l’Olympia.

In Context: apparently, there is now a “global north” and a “go fuck yourself South”… crédit card only, no coins accepted. It’s micro charging with a friendly face, never mind the service charge, it won’t accrue if you pay the full amount at the end of your retirement, 🎶 many years from now. And you can forget Valentine’s.

 

And not to be outdone by My Uncle Stone, Emmanuel and Joe ; the président and the congressman, invent “The Global North” and los Globos del Sur en Tacubaya.

Naturally, following the IPSEC Security HUEBEX Interview with Cousin Joe, Seth Macron (Emmanuel is in New York) closed down Saint Denis so that his doppelganger-ass can enjoy the “La Franche Finale” of Soccer housewives.

At the Global Citizens Lucha Libre Dinner, NPR just called out Denis Soula and his Fip Siren Chant. And Mr. Xavier Ray at the Pompidou, now you know what I was lining up last year, when your goons dragged me out; it’s nice to witness that you now allow bums (and students alike) to LOUNGE on your bendito museum of modern art, with a restricted library on the 2nd Floor. We all need a new Cafeteria with microwaves for all, and not just for the concession stand, and what da’fuck is up with the vending machines only accepting FMI and World Bank Credit Cards. What are you, a K Street American Vending machine racket? Coins motherfuckers, coins!

 

Anyhow, Mika, FRIDAY I’m IN Love 😘. But not with you, because Natalie Piolé is the love of my life, she’s desértica–you know, nothing like Susana PuBeda who required all kind of care.

So help me Jesus. It’s the birth of a Crazy Diamond.

 

Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF)…

Cotidiano, sin domicilio fijo, con domicilio fijo
Durante ocho años, me he ocupado, en calidad de CDF (con domicilio fijo), junto a los que designan con el acrónimo de SDF (sin domicilio fijo), de la instalación y funcionamiento de La bagagerie Mains libres… 

Proselyte Conflict — MOvimiento REgeneración NAcional. Quieren mais o les guiso un Huevo de JOYA 💎?

Marie-Ange Schiltz

 

Un-botton your Dungarees ®️ it’s going to be a 12-course Orson Wells meal with Six Wine Bottles [each] from Oliver Stone, —motherfuckers.

Coming up on Morning Joe, it’s how to take CHAYOTTE from France, an immersion course into the brown waters of European politics and American exceptionalism. If your name is Roger Pérez, here is context for your motherfucking bums:

Seasons on The Euro Rail — Last Train to London… Context from the Bikini Bistro aux City Hall follows.

 

… and by bums, estoy hablando de tu Alta Sociedad.

But FO’ist, motherfucker, let me show you the context to Emmanuel Macron’s caricature on MSNBC, and Cousin Joe, remember what Willie GEIST told GRABIEL At-All :

Correspondencia con Indios Verdes

 

LOKI
Ewe son of a bitch…
Is the god of
Eye don’t gives a Phucks,
nigga.

 

Querido Pablo… los Ecos de Pat Robertson and A New World Order

And Cousin Joe… i took a deliberate break this morning to hover over Point Nº4 (of Umberto’s echos of fascism) and of course, to rediscover Pablito’s masterpiece: YOLANDA.

AND NICOLLE WALLACE... a pandemic among the un-vaccinated is exactly—EXACTLY how zombie land populates. Which brings me back to PABLO, who just put out a new Album called “DONDA”, ¿donde? you ask, in Yo' Land A*.

* America sin acento.

Keep On Rocking in the Looney Tunes Bin 🏀.

And Claire McCaskill… lose the collar, keep the Ale, many-many Ale. And Claire, that room just doesn’t match the Tranquility Base transmission pod of your neighbor to my Right–your Left. And Claire McCaskill… it’s Knot the RouterS, it’s them SwitcheS. And Claire, you see that guy in the corner, opposite to Nicolle? That’s Charlie, and he just jumped on “The Guardians” bandwagon by renaming his dog “Modem” from “Moulder”. Charlie, a staunch Republican, shamed his adult children into immigrating to France, KNOT BECAUSE OF HIS POLITICS, but because of the Ex-Files “crazy Jewish lasers” who stole The Ancient Aliens 2022 mid-term elections. Charlie has a sick sense of humor, the fucker named his cat, “Mouse”. And Claire, “Don’t Go Eh•NY•Where!”

And in Paris… Luc Frelon is of course, a fag.

https: //www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/07/25 /cultura /pablo-milanes-se-suma-a-artistas-que-apoyan-protestas-en-cuba/

Now before i switch, IT!, off for the duration of my weekly compromise with An Establishment where Evry Body knows Your name, i am going to remind your dumb-Alabama Country lawyer-ass that i am not jumping on any of the Nueva Trova bandwagon, and Mika, please remind that fetus looking fellow (Mike Barnicle) that Eye did tell his Bostonian ass that TEENY TINY CAT WAS RE•TI•RED from the political fight in Cuba… but that CAT never surrender his conviction that in order to bring a new sense of freedom in that Island, Willie Geist, Congresswomen Alexandria Ocasio-C. is on the right side of History.

In Local news:

Joke’s on the Polynesians, Marianne sent Présidente Macron’s doppelgänger, our Friend in Normandy (75th Anniversary March) Seth Macron.

And not to be outdone by Mexican usos y costumbres, French présidente Emmanuel Macron turns into a flower stand. Agent Angle reports.

Meanwhile in Polynesia… it was a consensus agreement, a unanimous decision from the judges, frog legs do indeed taste like chicken… and this one was evidently a free-range cock.

 

Downtown Inset — from ROMA

The conversation from Line 81.

I bet you think this spot is about you.

… [W]e last left CGT Honcho, Philippe Martinez, staging a Strike at the plate with la tal Marine Perrine Le Pen at First, two outs and two strikes on the count. While that happened people at the stadium were treated to a close-up on the simultaneous skirmish on Shortstop and Centerfield by Julius César during the ceremonial first pitch.

Claudius Métrobus©️leads the delegation to Centerfield and has a one-on-one with Serge Gainsbourg. Claudius Métrobus offers Gainsbourg a chance to accomplish something that only Claude François in the voice of Frank Sinatra via Paul Anka, and of course André The Giant have accomplished for the Lutece and the XIVème Arrond., to conquer the Hollywood Reporter®️ or Billboard Magazine®️ without losing your soul like Mick Jagger did.

* Most Loaded Billionaires… major league baseball if you speak French. The challenge in the craftmanship/womanship of them balls lies with them little red lines not bursting on impact. 

Serge Gainsbourg [SG]

— Métrobus, how can Eye be for sure that Mí won’t be thrown under the wheels? Show me a sign.

Claudius Omnibus (en El Chuco)

— Will a collectible do?

— What’cha got in mind? [SG]

— Well Serge, instead of being traded like a stupid little “bobble head” gizmo on the Hollywood strip, how would you like to actually become the collectible? And The Producers are willing to give you that role on the next revolt drama. [CM]

— What’s the catch this time Jean Genie? [SG]

🎶🗣 Well, you’ve heard about the BossTone… he used to be one of those.