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Amigo, Woodstock… saludos a Yorch en La Panadería³

Entonces, Duncan Bridgeman, VIVA MÉXICO y tú junto con La Mano de Bernardo Gómez (Televisa) chinguen a su madre.

 

³~. Y no, pinches chairos disfrazados de pueblo (desde los Amigos de Javier Sicilia y pasando por los #YoSoy132académicos hasta llegar con los y las lame botas de Georgina Moreno dirigiendo a morena-francia para el papá de José Ramón López Beltrán), La Panadería en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, no tiene nada que ver con el profesor Alejandro Poiré en SciencesPo ni su pinche partido de Acción Nacional, ¡Bola de putos!

The Charming
Mundo de Le Monde
edition quotidien
Mardi / Mercredi
11 y 12 de noviembre

Té de tila

Té de tila… lo mejor para los nervios d’eso de la deforestación y los cambios PROPRIETARIOS de ACCUWEATHER en Morning Joe.

En fin, sirva esto como memoria de la COP 21 y los grandes reportajes de rfi.

Bienvenida guayabera mía… y a Florence Cassez cómo le quitamos lo bailado?

Encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Mexico

No Congés were hurt in the spanking of these congas… en un minuto de Jazz: no insistas Nancy Somber, Öüï don’t need no stinkin’ Instant Grams!!! I have Crack ⚽ in my blood.

Octubre 2011
Hecho en México
by Duncan Bridgman
produced by
Bernardo Gómez

Deer Isaac, by the power vested in Mí by the motherfucking Producers, and Mephistopheles… Eye hereby remind all Goodfellas and House Painters that:

In The Hand of Bart — Jazz’jueves vieja…

Mel Brooks is God and Martin Scorsese is off-course a Jumping Jack Fag.

Sin celery,

D’ante y D’espues

But first, Amarillo By Morning… up from San Ant’on.

Fidel Castro was God… at The Melania Trump Center

Mojito

Kiss 💋 🎸

In D.C. insertions, Pablo Torre inserted his buddy. It’s Ivy League and connections, or just plain ol’nepotism, and this! This is why Donald Trump is master of ceremonies at the Kennedy Center’s last dance with Democracy in America, it’s in French so fuck if even Eye can understand that shit.

And no mister Blumenthal, no. Wake up from Morning Joe. It’s no mystery look into my i’s. My i’s are dotted, how about your tee’s?

Verbatim: Molotov they thought that they were the underground, of that I don’t have the slightest doubt. What happened is that the underground is on the surface. Carlos Monsiváis, January 1998.

ALASKA is/was Russian… Silvester Stallone stars as a Connect-Eye—Cut write-in candidate.

Sr. Muguruza: dice mi tío Doroteo que chingue usted, al Espectro de tú Madre y/o su Jefa

Ya Chole Con Tu Ska  d’Espelette… tócame mejor los aguacates con habanero y dos TACOs con sal com le gustan a Donald Trump, that fucking “gallina”.

Six Degrees de Kevin Bacon en DocsDF y Cine Migrante con tu mamá también. Y por cierto, mi padrino Emiliano le manda a usted [don Muguruza] y a los buenos chicos y chicas de DocsDF (en París FR, no en la CDMX) decir, that:

El Espectro de tú Jefa is Fast, Fast, Faster than a Furious Putty Tat.

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock.

I rather die on my feet wearing shoe leather reporting souls³ than on my knees wearing Pablo Gleason’s brand new combat rock boots.

³~. It’s TROU 🕳️ each hole on my Blue Suede Shoes is full of souls. But you and those “pesky” ghouls of your jefa don’t have to take my blog for it, seriously don’t take my blog a güey, ask the good people of Pariseko Euskal Etxea, i was there when the leader of that Band told Pablo’s friends³ at Cité I. Universitaire de Paris, that:

The one thing that the Spanish resistance, or the generations that followed in France would not do, would be to ask the Embassy for help. It made no sense.

It ain’t easy living like gypsy — G n R Lies.

For context, that particular remark echoed what Vargas Llosa had said about El Partido Revolucionario Institucional, but with his glorious mornings under Franco in Spain.

³~. Paraphrasing that Vasco’s* musings, off-course.

*~. José Gabriel Gasó Cuenca
Dir. de la Federación de Asociaciones de Emigrantes Españoles en Francia;
8 de junio, 2014

After the break Fenster The Copy Editor goes from “Hope’s Tax” to the “Re-instated Tariff”, followed by Putita “la yegua” and nosotros los Zebras.

.3 de junio: día de todos los Kevins

This film has not been rated yet

Cinematic Cucaracha Cortometrajes presents…

…but wait, Benny comes back to hunt The Roach

… It was Thomas El Corbillon who was playing a round of OUIJA and brought back, —ah nevermind.

…

The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that

 

The morning after… Porn for Victory!!!

Previously on It Ain’t Over until Ms. Daniels sings:

El güero más prieto… morena-francia invita.

Stormy Weather… and still to come, it’s “Olympic style sychophanty” and Senator Ted Cruz’s wife “[B]aila como Juana la cubana”.

matographical films and El Carnal de Las Estrellas presents:

2 de junio en México followed by, “number 9, number 9, number 9, …” in Central European elections time.

Évry body’s in LA, fucking French sycomores… 🌴

70 elections around the Globe including México and Taiwan can’t be wrong, and but if they are RIGHT, Mommy Meloni might just take her top off.

Musical guest Original Soundtrack courtesy of:

Los Cogelones y La Mala Mata.

But first, Öüï touches base with Susana Pubeda and extract the evidence from that Cinematographic bitch of all of the Baby Elephant abuse going on at Issy-les-Moulineaux… Voce abusou de NOCTIFER. Later in the revolution, LUCIFER will drag your collective fishtails down Planet Caravan (in LA) and, “… sail through endless skies.”

¿30 millones de amigos?… I reckon that Roberto Carlos only requested “Un Millón de Amigos”, what are you Greedy with Antonio Carlos Jobim, Ms. Porten-Kalten López?

Youse not gonna get a-güey with, IT!, Susana Puveda 🐘 Éléphants Never Forget… heck, Ewe 🇮🇱 motherfuckers think that the Brothers Grimm were “Frightining”, let Mí, coqsuckers introduce you to the Brothers GEEFS:

Uso justo de Black Sabbath. No devils were harmed in the killing of Mancini’s “Baby Éléphant Walk”… rhinocéros on the other hand, lost their most precious possession in order to get Winnie Pooh’s  prick erectile in function as the Taiwan election fast approaches.

 

Shine on, you beautiful Génie du mal, Shine-on ✴️♀️

 

George Herbert Walker Bush didn’t have to eat ice cream, but he did

And, Susana Puveda… Bonnée Soirée à toi, aussi:

Évry body loves Ewe when yer’ Dead

The Boys of Summer

The Boys of Summer.

And, Professor Meacham… sorry about misspelling your name on the last segment in Orléans (⚜️), Eye tells Ewe what, Willie Geist, Öüï has created a mnemonic in hopes of remembering how the good-prof spells his last name, it’s in Castellano (del bueno) y no chingaderas de los MENENDEZ³ in Jersey, the new one, not the one in La Mancha.

Must be read in a Larry Bird’s voice 🏀

— Mea, Cham?

… And, Alicia Menendez replies:
— But of course, Cham mea!

In conclusion:

Cham Mea, como tú meas, y también como ellos y ellas mean, entonces pues todos y todas meamos.

³~. It’s Gold! Alicia… it’s gold bars under the mattress, Au!

And starring as La Tina sucia… Alicia Menendez-es—ese

Featuring, Benny Blanco from the Trump… it used to be da’Bronx.

… it’s a rather funky Dead Soldiers they. And here is why, Michael Steele (you motherfucker) because you sent Simone back to the kitchen and that bitch don’t even know where los huevos are!

Ñ… any hoot, dead soldiers don’t matter, it’s the availability of live ones that should matter… unless youse an X-Box warrior with a Second Amendment copout narrative. Fuck! It’s Saturday, I should be getting drunk.

In local news, at the Bronx, Donald Trump just explained to Adrianne Elrod what the term “acarreados” means in New York… fucking Dominicans, if it wasn’t for San Pedro de Macorís Eye would curse your baseball turf.

En fin, Thomas “el corbillón”, Israel stays in jail and Franco-mexican body was recovered from that music festival in Israel. It’s the longest running “garde vue” in Franco-mexican legal tangles, 18 years since Florence Cassez was caught with the TELEVISA mis-en-scène at “Las Chinitas” ranch south of Mexico City and, an eternal stay for the hansdome fellow at the NOVA fest.

La Cour refuse de supprimer la détention préventive d’Israël Vallarta soumise à cette mesure pendant 18 ans

https ://www .proceso .com .mx tribunal-niega-retirar-prision-preventiva-israel-vallarta-sujeto-esa-medida-desde-hace-18-anos 

Sources close to Florence Marie Cassez relay that to release Israel Vallarta from one of the longest detentions without a sentace would put LA BENDITA  Alliance Français (not to mention) the ruling on Cassez on the spot and perhaps begin to prove that Franco-Mexican relationships since the days of Alain Rouquie (1985) in Mexico are mostly a sham.

Meanwhile at the “Viva México” film fest, Barbara Carol de Obeso; and over at the so-called “Films d’Altérite” are disappointed that the MOTHERFUCKING political operators that they themselves SUCKED UP to, in order to get thier little fucking festivals running in PARIS, FRANCE, resulted in a bunch of THIEVES, INEPTS, and FAILURES.

The PRI stole, the PAN failed and Morena came out worse: Derbez issues a “provocative” message and calls to vote 

Any güey that Ewe looks at, IT! Coq suckers e hijos de La Chingada, ain’t no God in Mexico, regardless of how John Mill Ackerman or the Televisa crew abroad tells you motherfuckers to vote.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2024/5/24 /el-pri-robo-el-pan-fallo-morena-salio-peor-derbez-emite-mensaje-provocador-llama-votar

In Conclusion Charlotte Bibring, say hello to Rachida Dati and her new Hot Sauce francheesy franchise at francemusique.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /personnes /charlotte-bibring

Issy, an “apple” à They, keeps the doctor a güey.

🌬️🎶 And Eye Ran 🇮🇷, I Ran Is Going back Home.

 

This post is not political ATOL… Öüï is only here to ZOMBIE-OUT with the SPIC-tackles. In local news, The Filthy French remain an obstacle.

God bless the group leader.

 

Goooooo, Shepples.

“¡En la madre! », over at the Elena Poniatowska channel at La Jornada, GEORGINA MORENO, portavoz de morena–francia is:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2022/11/28 /cultura /a08n1cul

Yup! That Dere is a Carrousel, Joan Manuel, y Trae todos los tordillos de vuestras estrofas.

 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2022/11/28 /opinion /024a2pol

“There are at least five antidotes against the communication manias of individualism and mercantilism infiltrated in some of the “left”, or progressivism”:

Fernando Buen Abad.

Strawberry remittances for Eva.

 

1. ¿Nuestra más grande debilidad?
Fernando Buen Abad Domínguez*

Lasso ➰ this, Wonder Wimen’.

2. Notre plus gros point faible ?
Fernando Buen Abad Domínguez*

{or}

3. From five US states, 60% of remittances; California is in the lead
Fernando Buen Abad Domínguez*.

*~. Talía OLVERA. “Los mexicanos que se van a los EEUU no son como los mexicanos que se vienen en La Francia.

ARMG 101 — 6 Cr. Hrs… NYU / CUNY stews need not apply

I swear, the nepotism of The Ed Luce Show… for context, asegovia3 is closing “the work week⅜” with American Imperialism, Ed Luce, was born in Great Britain, Issy, Ed is the illegitimate cosplay of Greg “animals are great” Gotfeld. Ed, believe it or not was sheltered from the Mighty Zeppelin by the Imperial Order of Maggie Thatcher and the grace of the dearly departed, Mother of C3-Pee-Oh… but Évry body calls him King Charles. Any hoot 🦉,  Batman, mister Luce didn’t get to discover Kashmir until recently, when he started writing about the love affair between Dr. Jalife-Rahme from Da’Hood, and Dr. Zbigniew “big Kazhimier’z” Brzeziński, on the Morning Mika Show.

Note to my current girlfriend, Nathalie Piolé ⛏️

Those Sirens 💃🏻 meant nuttin’ FO’mí.

No Insistas, Susana Pubeda, mi corazón es de Natty Le Pío.

In local news, either Madame Hidalgo is getting into the ‘Saw A Women in Half‘ business, or that there booth below 👇 is about to be filled with water 💦…

Drop The Chocolate Drop 💧 African dodger involved an African-American man sticking his head out through a hole in a curtain and trying to dodge balls thrown at him. Hits were rewarded with prizes. People were sometimes seriously injured or reportedly even killed after being struck.[2]… In Atlanta, a former running-back All-Star is reviving that piece of “Americana”. The Republican Party re-branded African dodger, with Drop The Walker.

South of the border, more specific, over at La Jornada… Alfredo Jalife-Rahme Barrios summoned Jean-Christophe BERJON to the Canal Once Embassy at the 13éme arrondissement. Mister Berjon, the original drafter of the Carol d’Obeso Show was asked to explain why Mister Macron is sending boom 💥 booms to the clown. Meanwhile, at la Place d’Italy, all gas ⛽ stations are starting to look like US during the Argentina World Cup ⚽. TOTAL.

Note to editors, the following is a time-delayed BFM’er TV ketch-up:

https ://www .bfmtv.com /economie/carburant-un-retour-a-la-normale-prendrait-une-semaine-en-cas-de-deblocage-des-raffineries_AV-202210100235 .html

This is, Last Week Tú THEY ⚾

Armageddon 101, pre-req:

Blame it on COVID, students in a falling state are not making it easy for higher education. But enough about La Sorbonne in Babylon II, right now the Maker of this blog just crashed with yesterday’s front page cover of Libération in France. And the death of French Chemistry, or something like that.

1 900 at RFPP… Philos for fags

Circo Wagner, starring the funniest man in Mexico.

“33 year-old searching for PACS, only serious franco-phones need apply…”

FFW to minute 45:45 out of 58:29

https ://audioblog .arteradio .com /blog /173276 /podcast /191365 /vivre-avec-le-vih-temoignages-sur-les-antiretroviraux-long-acting-en-injection

Probably a rerun… rfpp does not provide replays, those coq sucker’s are like a Tunisian kebab shop. You get what they serve no returns, no refunds and definitely, —no Xchanges.

 

Your source for cheap Kerschovas… Right now it’s Salvador Dalí’s take on The Tour de France, it was a DRAFT that never grew roots… I swear, rfpp must be a Satellite of talent for the Paris Tourism BoArs…no fucking imagination, what-so-Eva’, Phat Basterd.

Note to editors gardening with my current girlfriend, “la chica del tendedero”… Nathalie Piolé reminds me of That Grateful Sticker on a Cadillac song, “Dirty Laundry”… hanging on a wire.

And the Salvador Dalí sketch on rfpp’s Terrain Vague, which is French for undefined territory is not available on account that the newest podcast available of that programming is from August, 08 [https ://terrain-vague .simplecast .com/] but knowing how Juanito Guanabacoa operates, —like a fucking Russian field unit— the Salvador Dalí parody about the Tour de France radio skit won’t be available until Baby Jesus makes a comeback… like Disco did.

Snarky Puppy says keep, IT!, in your mind!

🎶 Tour de France, Tour de France 

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